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We’ve had shitty series in a thread previously so as a logical follow on, it’s the turn of films.
Yes indeed, I’m referring to films that you’ve sat down to watch but just couldn’t make it very far into on account of the said film being…..well, frankly shit.
Good folks; list me all those films you just couldn’t finish and how far in did you manage?
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over a year ago
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Kinsey |
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I started to watch, Birdman starring Michael Keaton a while back.
….Twenty interminable minutes of ad libbed and highly pretentious cuntery later and I could take nay more.
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By *ad66Couple
over a year ago
Manchester |
The greatest showman, I don't mind a musical but not the sort that has virtually no dialogue & just one crap song after another! |
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Jackie Brown (usually a big fan of Tarantino)
Day of the jackal (modern one)
Robocop (new one)
In fact, most reboots seem shite |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The minute you wake up dead starring Morgan Freeman.
I gave it about 20 minutes before getting angry at myself for giving up that much of my time. Utter shite. Don’t bother. |
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"I started to watch, Birdman starring Michael Keaton a while back.
….Twenty interminable minutes of ad libbed and highly pretentious cuntery later and I could take nay more.
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Same here- can't believe it won awards! self indulgent, pretentious bollocks of the highest order!
Same with Denzil Washingtons 'Fences'...just a never ending tirade of dialogue with little else of any note- think that one lasted less that 20 minutes before it was binned |
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6 headed shark attack, watched this on the horror channel, cried with laughter at it |
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Pretty much anything with Jack Nicholson.
In particular about Schmidt.
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Dogville and grand Budapest Hotel both spring to mind |
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CABIN IN THE WOODS is shockingly awful! |
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Cabin in the woods
The preachers wife
Blair witch project
Airplane
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I (Mr) have a passion for proper bad films. We're not talking films that are bad, but set out specifically to be bad.
Zombeavers
Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead
Anything Elvira
Beaster Bunny
Well you get the gist |
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Lost in Translation. Like Birdman, was hailed by the critics as a masterpiece......I don't think so..... |
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I walked out of the cinema halfway through Thor Love and Thunder. Awful. No redeeming qualities. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Waterworld with Kevin Costner |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Harry Potter, the hype is unreal. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The new Avatar |
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By *lecom1Couple
over a year ago
Stornoway |
"Lost in Translation. Like Birdman, was hailed by the critics as a masterpiece......I don't think so....."
We tried watching this but the wife ended up screaming at the screen and blowing a fuse. I learnt a lot of new Japanese slang swear words that night |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The core.
It’s one of those films that’s so shitty, it blasts right on through shitty and and comes out the other side.
It’s worth a watch if you like bad films  |
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The Road.
It has been nearly 14 years since I saw it and I still think about how terrible it was on a regular basis. |
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By *rlandoMan
over a year ago
Yorks/Lincs |
Avatar 2.. thats 3 an a half hours I ll never get back ... |
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On the Line - new film on Prime with Mel Gibson
No country for Old Men
Donnie Darko
The Big Lebowski
Any Star Wars except the 1977 original.
Yawn all of them... |
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Saved!
Left the cinema. Was so terrible. |
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By *yresMan
over a year ago
Midland town |
Caligula from the late seventies, walked out of the cinema during the interval, it was so bad. |
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"The new Avatar "
Agree! The first one is brilliant.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Green Street, absolute dog shit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I (Mr) have a passion for proper bad films. We're not talking films that are bad, but set out specifically to be bad.
Zombeavers
Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead
Anything Elvira
Beaster Bunny
Well you get the gist "
Anything Troma then?
There was one I seen in HMV once called Ozombie. A zombie film with the corpse of Osama bin Laden. Regretted not getting it. |
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"I (Mr) have a passion for proper bad films. We're not talking films that are bad, but set out specifically to be bad.
Zombeavers
Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead
Anything Elvira
Beaster Bunny
Well you get the gist
Anything Troma then?
There was one I seen in HMV once called Ozombie. A zombie film with the corpse of Osama bin Laden. Regretted not getting it."
Troma is good. Cut my teeth on Toxic Avenger, Class Of Nukem High etc. |
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over a year ago
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I fell to sleep in the cinema whilst watching 'Catch me if you can' |
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Transformers - first one was palatable. The rest. My goodness |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anything that involes saving the world in a spaceship and a soundtrack. |
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In the 1970s we used to show a film called 'Taken for Granted' to school kids as part of their Environmental Science module.
It was about sewage treatment. Couldn't get much shittier than that! |
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"Star Wars"
You beat me to it. I was going to add insult to injury by saying " I think it was called something like 'Star Wars'"! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Transformers - first one was palatable. The rest. My goodness "
I love them allso good lol |
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over a year ago
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"6 headed shark attack, watched this on the horror channel, cried with laughter at it "
Sharknado also lol |
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American Hustle: Yet another ad libbed pile of prime pretentiousness/crass bullshit from Hollywood, this time from director David O. Russell.
What made this doubly shocking is that the very same director had previously brought us, Silver Linings Playbook which I thought to be superb.
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Interstellar... About 2 hours too long lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The one where they had to drill holes in asteroids. It was so wholesomely American, lets sacrifice ourselves to save the world.  And any others along those lines. I want the asteroid to win sometimes |
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over a year ago
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Probably ruffle a few feathers by saying this one but it still remains the only film l ever got up in a cinema and walked out of a movie from ...Once upon a time in Hollywood...l personally thought it was pure crap , it was like a patchwork quilt ..a bit of this...a bit of that ..pure crap in my eyes . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Teeth |
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not sure what the title was it was either reading burns or burn after reading. ait was shit. I went with a group of people so couldn't leave |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Insidious. Is it just me that can't figure it out? |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
The Lost Boys, I was at school when that film came out and everyone loved it except me I thought it was so boring, watched it again a couple of years ago and still found it boring. |
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Mary Poppins Returns
Got about 1/2 hour into the film and I had to find something else to watch. |
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"Probably ruffle a few feathers by saying this one but it still remains the only film l ever got up in a cinema and walked out of a movie from ...Once upon a time in Hollywood...l personally thought it was pure crap , it was like a patchwork quilt ..a bit of this...a bit of that ..pure crap in my eyes ."
First time I watched it, it took a good hour for me to get into it. Second time round I thought it was great film
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
Newry Down |
Star Wars
Absolute garbage: utterly baffling which this crap is so revered and has spawned so many sequels and prequels.Tosh. |
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Flash Gordon
Wooden acting, crap script, fuck awful music, shoddy set & effects- an all round attempt to polish a turd, that just smeared shite far and wide |
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The 1st instalment of the new Dune. Could have halved the length and it would be perfectly coherent. They obviously spent a fortune on sets and locations and were determined to make the most of them. I don't need to watch a ten minute clip of a spaceship landing in the desert. |
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Lifeforce. It's actually very funny but unintentionally. Some decent actors in it. British cinema at it's worst. On a par with Carry Ons and the Confessions atrocities. |
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Anaconda, ended up watching it all just to see if got any better. It didn't!
Recently watched the first Fast And Furious. What an absolute pike of sticking poop. Thought as it was on if gone it a go. As a car but, I just kept spotting so many errors. Especially when they had a NOS explosion. How does some non flammable explode?
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Lars von trier The House that Jack Built.
I watched about half of it then a scene started with a Mother and her Children I won’t go into detail but it was too upsetting for me to watch any further.
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Human Centipede and the sequels. Phenomenally bad! |
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"Eraserhead"
If you go on YouTube there is a video that's a tribute to that film, set to Half Man Half Biscuits song Restless Legs. It's brilliant! |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
Movie 43
You don't know what a bad movie is until you see that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OMG . Just seen ‘Operation Fortune’. New Guy Ritchie film with Jason Statham and Hugh Grant.
It’s awful !!!!!! |
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It is funny to think that the cinema industry nearly died out a few decades ago.
Now they have to keep the actors gravy train rolling. |
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over a year ago
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My policeman |
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By *inell1Man
over a year ago
Ipswich |
A film called Money Plane...complete dogshit bad acting and awful plot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fast and Furious 1 to whatever they're upto now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In the 1970s we used to show a film called 'Taken for Granted' to school kids as part of their Environmental Science module.
It was about sewage treatment. Couldn't get much shittier than that!"
Must have been draining to watch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The Luther film on Netflix |
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By *rder66Man
over a year ago
Tatooine |
Lord of the Rings, could get halfway through the first one.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The snowman. |
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Yes the tarantino film Once upon a time in Hollywood oh and Ali G both absolute crap walked out of both  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bird man and The Menu 
Complete pretentious tosh! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dead Poets Society |
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Not sure it's out yet and I'll NEVER watch it as the trailer is fecking awful but - Pooh, Blood and Honey
Just why??? |
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"The Piano.  "
Is this the same film, about the germans in ww2 and the plight of the Jews.
Harrowing but brilliant I thought. |
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The Strangers, bloody awful movie |
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Snakes on a Plane was not too bad however Snakes on a Train was just bad! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Idle Hands, supposed to be a comedy horror, couldn't find any comedy or horror |
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The most recent Bill and Ted one. Not even nostalgia could save that travesty. |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
Quantum of Solace.
I was very dissapointed in it.
The A-Team movie was pretty dire too.
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2 Girls 1 Cup, now that is shitty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Unpopular opinion incoming...but Love Actually! I watched it all the way through to see if there was something I was missing, but nope - I think it's just shit lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The Irishman. Holy hell was that 3 and a half hours of nothing |
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"We’ve had shitty series in a thread previously so as a logical follow on, it’s the turn of films.
Yes indeed, I’m referring to films that you’ve sat down to watch but just couldn’t make it very far into on account of the said film being…..well, frankly shit.
Good folks; list me all those films you just couldn’t finish and how far in did you manage?
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Casablanca. God know ive tried enough times. Im just asleep after about 30 minutes |
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By *mo512Man
over a year ago
LONDON |
The Dark Knight Rises
Pile of dross. Considering how intricate the battle between Joker and Batman was in the The Dark Knight, the battle with Bain was just a thuggish encounter.
And the worst death scene ever when the lady boss did.
Ridiculous movie. |
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Apparently a film called Ishtar with Dustin Hoffman is supposed to be dreadfully awful. |
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Clockwork orange. Sorry but I hated it.
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"Unpopular opinion incoming...but Love Actually! I watched it all the way through to see if there was something I was missing, but nope - I think it's just shit lol
Mrs"
Totally agree. But then again I can't stand Bill Nighy so that was an automatic nope from me. People think he's a good actor? In what universe |
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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago
Northampton |
The last Eddie Murphy one... So shit I can't remember what it's called! Got that fella Jonah suminorother in it... If I remember I will let you know... Whatever you do... Don't watch it!! You will only regret not being able to get that time back! |
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By *mo512Man
over a year ago
LONDON |
You're thinking of the Pianist. |
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By *p4u69Man
over a year ago
Guernsey |
Jack and Jill was rubbish. |
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2 girls 1 cup?
sorry, read the forum name wrong… it not that kind of shitty films your referring to is it, oops. |
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You want shitty films?.....
Try these:-
Velocipastor
Rubber
House shark
The farm
Or my personal favourite.....llamageddon ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Moonfall is really bad, although it is worth watching for 5 mins if you are struggling to get some sleep. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The new gerard butler film called plane,it's fucking shockingly awful,his last film Greenland was superb |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm sure someone has already said it, but the human centipede movies. Seriously, what is wrong with people that this is even a movie anyway. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The Dark Knight Rises
Pile of dross. Considering how intricate the battle between Joker and Batman was in the The Dark Knight, the battle with Bain was just a thuggish encounter.
And the worst death scene ever when the lady boss did.
Ridiculous movie."
Are you on Glue the whole story is great |
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By *MandMMCouple
over a year ago
Welwyn garden city |
I have a high tolerance for crap films, but zoolander 2 was too much. |
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By *llitnilMan
over a year ago
Shirehampton |
The original Avatar. Boring as hell. I got hungry half way through, went for some food, and just forgot to watch the second half of it.
Top Gun. I've seen a few bits when other people are watching it, but I always have to leave the room after a few minutes. Too much homo-eroticism for me. |
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over a year ago
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As a huge western and Quentin Tarantino fan I was really disappointed with Django and the Hateful 8 was utterly atrocious. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My Grandparents homemade porn, was f#£king diabolical, such a anti climax |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"Cocaine bear "
Oi.. you…. Out!!!!
I will fight you!!!!!
Anyway… captain Corelli’s mandolin is 2 hrs 30 I will never get back and literally made my eyes bleed!!! |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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"My Grandparents homemade porn, was f#£king diabolical, such a anti climax "
You know what they say…… hip hip…..operation!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My dumb arse read this as a slutty films |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Friends with money.
Couldn't make it to the end!
Why Jennifer Aniston...WHY?
In the bin it went, not even bothering to inflict this on some poor sod buying it from the charity shop |
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"We’ve had shitty series in a thread previously so as a logical follow on, it’s the turn of films.
Yes indeed, I’m referring to films that you’ve sat down to watch but just couldn’t make it very far into on account of the said film being…..well, frankly shit.
Good folks; list me all those films you just couldn’t finish and how far in did you manage?
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The worst film I ever watched was napoleon dynamite. “Trust me, you’ll love it” “keep watching, it gets better”. I will never forgive the cow who stole hours of my life with that shite. She genuinely thought it was the best film she had ever seen. |
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"My Grandparents homemade porn, was f#£king diabolical, such a anti climax "
I thought it was ok. I’ve seen worse |
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"Cocaine bear
Oi.. you…. Out!!!!
I will fight you!!!!!
Anyway… captain Corelli’s mandolin is 2 hrs 30 I will never get back and literally made my eyes bleed!!! "
Oh shit! How did you end up having to sit through that? |
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"The Irishman. Holy hell was that 3 and a half hours of nothing"
Not even the worst Irish-themed film ever made. That was Far And Away, with Tom cruise pretending to be Irish. Fuck … |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The Irishman. Holy hell was that 3 and a half hours of nothing
Not even the worst Irish-themed film ever made. That was Far And Away, with Tom cruise pretending to be Irish. Fuck … "
On the same theme I have to mention Richard Gere’s laughable Irish accent in ‘The Jackal’. Also a terrible film to boot !!! |
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"Star Wars
Absolute garbage: utterly baffling which this crap is so revered and has spawned so many sequels and prequels.Tosh."
Beat me to it. I have a brother in law who sits at home dressed up as a fucking storm trooper to watch the films. In most other respects he is a decent and normal fella. |
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"Star Wars
Absolute garbage: utterly baffling which this crap is so revered and has spawned so many sequels and prequels.Tosh.
Beat me to it. I have a brother in law who sits at home dressed up as a fucking storm trooper to watch the films. In most other respects he is a decent and normal fella. "
Hey hey, settle now |
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"Green Street, absolute dog shit"
Oh, I don’t know … Frodo got the shit kicked out of him so it wasn’t all bad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My Grandparents homemade porn, was f#£king diabolical, such a anti climax
I thought it was ok. I’ve seen worse "
Try being the camera man and director |
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"Star Wars"
The additional cgi certainly ruined it for me. I'll add Return of the Jedi though. I recall it being rubbish on seeing it when released. |
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"Lost in Translation. Like Birdman, was hailed by the critics as a masterpiece......I don't think so....."
I was coming here to say that! I have tried at least 3 times to watch this film as it was so praised for some reason.
I gave up. It made no sense and bored me to the point where I just couldn't continue. |
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Sex lies and video tape
After being recommended to watch this,off I went to the local video shop to hire this out. What a waste of time and money after 20 minutes I couldn’t stand anymore of this utter garbage of a film |
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Tenet
Dune
I know they were popular but I absolutely hated them. |
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Love Actually
heaping pile of dung |
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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago
Pleasuretown |
"The Luther film on Netflix "
Yeah, was pretty bad |
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Any of Tom Cruise new films I can't stand him last few years most of his films have been about him over the story |
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Bullet train. Lasted about 15 minutes.
The new Luther film. Utter shite.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jackie Brown (usually a big fan of Tarantino)
Day of the jackal (modern one)
Robocop (new one)
In fact, most reboots seem shite"
Really? JB is my favourite Tarantino |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lots of films I love getting named on this thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eraserhead
If you go on YouTube there is a video that's a tribute to that film, set to Half Man Half Biscuits song Restless Legs. It's brilliant!"
Brilliant film and song.
Brilliant YouTube vid as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You want shitty films?.....
Try these:-
Velocipastor
Rubber
House shark
The farm
Or my personal favourite.....llamageddon !"
Rubber is a classic! |
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Band Camp… oh my days just dross. Walked out of the cinema after about 25mins. |
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Frozen
*Awaits the barrage of abuse* |
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Eyes wide shut
Ali G
Made in Hollywood
Walked out of all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Driven, staring Sylvester Stallone. Pure shite! |
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Nicholas cage has made a lot of crap lately. Liked his earlier stuff.
And new Baywatch with Rock J, couldn't even stomach 20 seconds of the trailer. WTF. |
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That’s rather disappointing , was rather hoping this thread was going in different direction at the mention of shitty films . Never mind |
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By *UFSWoman
over a year ago
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The banshees of inisherin
Absolute garbage from start to finish,how it got Oscar nominations is beyond me  |
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Marley and Me. Went to paint the shed halfway through as a more interesting alternative. |
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American Hustle
After all the hype "shitty" doesn't even come close! |
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"The banshees of inisherin
Absolute garbage from start to finish,how it got Oscar nominations is beyond me "
yes what a weird film i watched it all but two great actors in an unbelievably dull film |
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"The banshees of inisherin
Absolute garbage from start to finish,how it got Oscar nominations is beyond me "
Achill Island should have been the only part of the film nominated for an award. |
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"The banshees of inisherin
Absolute garbage from start to finish,how it got Oscar nominations is beyond me
Achill Island should have been the only part of the film nominated for an award. "
Wasnt it craggy island? |
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Taxi Driver
Big ole pile of self-indulgent poop |
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Red pffft
Red 2 pffft |
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The Doors - actually walked out of the cinema with my sister back in the day
Blair Witch Project - though my aunt did make me sit through that one, much to both our detriments.
I'm sure there's a few more but so inconsequential I can't remember |
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Raising arizona. Hated n cage for a full decade due to that movie. |
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Human centipede, it made me physically sick |
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Donnie Darko, why this is so popular is beyond me. |
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I watched the first few minutes then fast forward to the "action" scenes but Teeth is a truly awful B movie
If you don't know of it a girl has teeth in her private parts |
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"Unpopular opinion incoming...but Love Actually! I watched it all the way through to see if there was something I was missing, but nope - I think it's just shit lol
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Totally agree. But then again I can't stand Bill Nighy so that was an automatic nope from me. People think he's a good actor? In what universe"
Bill nighy was absolutely brilliant in Underworld |
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The Fall which is currently on netflix. Biggest waste of time ever |
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By *scanioMan
over a year ago
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Rubber.
About a tire that kills people, worst film ever!! |
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Disney Aladin (Will Smith one).
The minute that he started singing, off it went. |
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"Disney Aladin (Will Smith one).
The minute that he started singing, off it went. "
Can’t message you but wanted to know how your husband is? |
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"Disney Aladin (Will Smith one).
The minute that he started singing, off it went.
Can’t message you but wanted to know how your husband is? "
I'm on the mend, stopped taking meds today, physio and exercise will set me right. |
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"Disney Aladin (Will Smith one).
The minute that he started singing, off it went.
Can’t message you but wanted to know how your husband is?
I'm on the mend, stopped taking meds today, physio and exercise will set me right."
Excellent news. |
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Hellraiser! Worst film ever made |
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Infinity pool - a load of nonsensical pretentious twaddle !!!!! |
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I turned cocaine bear off after 20 minutes,any plausibility went out the window |
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over a year ago
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Knock at the cabin wasn't much better |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Unpopular opinion but hated the breakfast club and breakfast at Tiffany's (we got one of those movie posters with the "100" you must watch", we have up after that lol) |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Willy's Wonderland. I love Nick Cage with a fierce passion but it made it waver enough for me to turn it off, half a hour in. |
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"Willy's Wonderland. I love Nick Cage with a fierce passion but it made it waver enough for me to turn it off, half a hour in."
I've actually changed my mind about Nic cage,I hated his acting and couldn't watch him,now I kinda like him....weird |
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This will be unpopular what's all the fuss with Shawshank redemption?
Ok so not a shitty film but massively overrated MASSIVELY!!! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Willy's Wonderland. I love Nick Cage with a fierce passion but it made it waver enough for me to turn it off, half a hour in.
I've actually changed my mind about Nic cage,I hated his acting and couldn't watch him,now I kinda like him....weird"
Oh have you watched The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent?
It's a hour and forty five minutes of his greatness unleashed. |
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"Willy's Wonderland. I love Nick Cage with a fierce passion but it made it waver enough for me to turn it off, half a hour in.
I've actually changed my mind about Nic cage,I hated his acting and couldn't watch him,now I kinda like him....weird
Oh have you watched The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent?
It's a hour and forty five minutes of his greatness unleashed. "
I've seen it, I actually loved it! |
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"Willy's Wonderland. I love Nick Cage with a fierce passion but it made it waver enough for me to turn it off, half a hour in."
I've actually changed my mind about Nic cage,I hated his acting and couldn't watch him,now I kinda like him....weird
I will watch this movie as I like Pedro pascal,who seems to be the nicest man on the planet |
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