It’s a bit blooming mundane but what brand of toothpaste do you all use?
I suppose that I am additionally, contractually obliged to enquire as regards if you have ever employed the aforementioned toothpaste in sexual practices…..Aquafresh on the arsehole? Sensodyne on the shlong? Colgate on the clitoris?
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"Don’t ever, under any circumstances, try to use toothpaste as impromptu lube. Good grief, the stinging."
This. Heard tell of someone who did exactly this. Toothpaste on his cock. That shit burns! |
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"It’s a bit blooming mundane but what brand of toothpaste do you all use?
I suppose that I am additionally, contractually obliged to enquire as regards if you have ever employed the aforementioned toothpaste in sexual practices…..Aquafresh on the arsehole? Sensodyne on the shlong? Colgate on the clitoris?
Reveal all here good folks; let’s get minty fresh "
If you put corsodyl on your cock it blocks the pores and stops it going down. |
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"Don’t ever, under any circumstances, try to use toothpaste as impromptu lube. Good grief, the stinging.
This. Heard tell of someone who did exactly this. Toothpaste on his cock. That shit burns! "
They need to get a health warning on toothpaste. Don't get into your eyes or on your cock.. |
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"Don’t ever, under any circumstances, try to use toothpaste as impromptu lube. Good grief, the stinging.
This. Heard tell of someone who did exactly this. Toothpaste on his cock. That shit burns! "
Yep, i can confirm this.
I rubbed it on my cock once (many years ago, might i add) before a date.
Hoping that after washing it off it might leave a minty fresh taste??
It felt like id used deep heat. |
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"Don’t ever, under any circumstances, try to use toothpaste as impromptu lube. Good grief, the stinging.
This. Heard tell of someone who did exactly this. Toothpaste on his cock. That shit burns!
They need to get a health warning on toothpaste. Don't get into your eyes or on your cock.."
I suppose the clue is in the name... Toothpaste and not cockpaste, eyepaste or ringpaste |
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"Don’t ever, under any circumstances, try to use toothpaste as impromptu lube. Good grief, the stinging.
This. Heard tell of someone who did exactly this. Toothpaste on his cock. That shit burns!
Yep, i can confirm this.
I rubbed it on my cock once (many years ago, might i add) before a date.
Hoping that after washing it off it might leave a minty fresh taste??
It felt like id used deep heat."
 were you on a channel four sitcom?! |
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