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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

It’s a bit blooming mundane but what brand of toothpaste do you all use?

I suppose that I am additionally, contractually obliged to enquire as regards if you have ever employed the aforementioned toothpaste in sexual practices…..Aquafresh on the arsehole? Sensodyne on the shlong? Colgate on the clitoris?

Reveal all here good folks; let’s get minty fresh

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8

I just eat a polo twice a day.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Don’t ever, under any circumstances, try to use toothpaste as impromptu lube. Good grief, the stinging.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Whatever is on special offer. We're not loyal customers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Whatever is on special offer. We're not loyal customers "

Same. Colgate is usually only a pound in home bargains

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman  over a year ago

Next Door


"Don’t ever, under any circumstances, try to use toothpaste as impromptu lube. Good grief, the stinging."

Is it as bad as mint original source?

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman  over a year ago

Next Door

Sensodyne rapid relief. Expensive but good

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By *assie101Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"Don’t ever, under any circumstances, try to use toothpaste as impromptu lube. Good grief, the stinging."

This. Heard tell of someone who did exactly this. Toothpaste on his cock. That shit burns!

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town


"It’s a bit blooming mundane but what brand of toothpaste do you all use?

I suppose that I am additionally, contractually obliged to enquire as regards if you have ever employed the aforementioned toothpaste in sexual practices…..Aquafresh on the arsehole? Sensodyne on the shlong? Colgate on the clitoris?

Reveal all here good folks; let’s get minty fresh "

If you put corsodyl on your cock it blocks the pores and stops it going down.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don’t ever, under any circumstances, try to use toothpaste as impromptu lube. Good grief, the stinging.

This. Heard tell of someone who did exactly this. Toothpaste on his cock. That shit burns! "

They need to get a health warning on toothpaste. Don't get into your eyes or on your cock..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don’t ever, under any circumstances, try to use toothpaste as impromptu lube. Good grief, the stinging.

This. Heard tell of someone who did exactly this. Toothpaste on his cock. That shit burns! "

Yep, i can confirm this.

I rubbed it on my cock once (many years ago, might i add) before a date.

Hoping that after washing it off it might leave a minty fresh taste??

It felt like id used deep heat.

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town


"Don’t ever, under any circumstances, try to use toothpaste as impromptu lube. Good grief, the stinging.

This. Heard tell of someone who did exactly this. Toothpaste on his cock. That shit burns!

They need to get a health warning on toothpaste. Don't get into your eyes or on your cock.."

I suppose the clue is in the name... Toothpaste and not cockpaste, eyepaste or ringpaste

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Is it as bad as mint original source?"

Much, much worse.

(I don’t know why people make a fuss about the mint shower gel. It’s fine!)

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By *oastal1968Man  over a year ago

London

Eucryl toothpowder rubbed on the knob.... That'll learn ya!

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Don’t ever, under any circumstances, try to use toothpaste as impromptu lube. Good grief, the stinging.

This. Heard tell of someone who did exactly this. Toothpaste on his cock. That shit burns!

Yep, i can confirm this.

I rubbed it on my cock once (many years ago, might i add) before a date.

Hoping that after washing it off it might leave a minty fresh taste??

It felt like id used deep heat."

were you on a channel four sitcom?!

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