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What the wish it was fuck?!
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over a year ago
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Days off before this forum was like a party town full of bikini clad women talking about everything from goats cheese to rimming.
Now it feels like a barren ghost town with not even 58 year old Cliff from Coventry asking if anyone's fancying a fuck?!
Is it just me or is it spooky here now?! Hello?!
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"Days off before this forum was like a party town full of bikini clad women talking about everything from goats cheese to rimming.
Now it feels like a barren ghost town with not even 58 year old Cliff from Coventry asking if anyone's fancying a fuck?!
Is it just me or is it spooky here now?! Hello?!"
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You're clearly not on •that• Telegram group where it's currently a non-stop Mardi Gras.  |
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"Days off before this forum was like a party town full of bikini clad women talking about everything from goats cheese to rimming.
Now it feels like a barren ghost town with not even 58 year old Cliff from Coventry asking if anyone's fancying a fuck?!
Is it just me or is it spooky here now?! Hello?!
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It’s true; I’ve seen old sepia photos of the forum ladies sporting bloomers and Victorian bathing costumes   |
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The Forum honeymoon is over, Brucey.
Now ask us for some profile advice, enquire as to what the perfect sized dong is in three different dimensions and bemoan the block system/guys messaging you/price of stuff while informing us that the dresscode for Wednesday is 'bum'.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Days off before this forum was like a party town full of bikini clad women talking about everything from goats cheese to rimming.
Now it feels like a barren ghost town with not even 58 year old Cliff from Coventry asking if anyone's fancying a fuck?!
Is it just me or is it spooky here now?! Hello?!
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You're clearly not on •that• Telegram group where it's currently a non-stop Mardi Gras. "
And I once got told I was the clique!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The Forum honeymoon is over, Brucey.
Now ask us for some profile advice, enquire as to what the perfect sized dong is in three different dimensions and bemoan the block system/guys messaging you/price of stuff while informing us that the dresscode for Wednesday is 'bum'.
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I'll die before I make a profile advice thread! My profile IS THE ADVICE |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It was all just holograms. Someone pulled the plug and you are stood in a cold stark white factory unit. Alone. No doors.  "
If there's no doors am I not free to you know...leave?
Leave...oh god |
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You're clearly not on •that• Telegram group where it's currently a non-stop Mardi Gras. "
Somebody had better tell them it is now Mercredi des Cendres. Everything was supposed to have stopped at midnight! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It was all just holograms. Someone pulled the plug and you are stood in a cold stark white factory unit. Alone. No doors.
If there's no doors am I not free to you know...leave?
Leave...oh god "
There will be no leaving. Unless you can run your fingers over the wall and find the small crack that denotes a hidden door that may or may not be there. |
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"Days off before this forum was like a party town full of bikini clad women talking about everything from goats cheese to rimming.
Now it feels like a barren ghost town with not even 58 year old Cliff from Coventry asking if anyone's fancying a fuck?!
Is it just me or is it spooky here now?! Hello?!
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I’ll have you know, Cliff isn’t my real name. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It was all just holograms. Someone pulled the plug and you are stood in a cold stark white factory unit. Alone. No doors.
If there's no doors am I not free to you know...leave?
Leave...oh god
There will be no leaving. Unless you can run your fingers over the wall and find the small crack that denotes a hidden door that may or may not be there. "
Now you've got me thinking of cracks to stick things in. Thanks Maren we are back on track  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Days off before this forum was like a party town full of bikini clad women talking about everything from goats cheese to rimming.
Now it feels like a barren ghost town with not even 58 year old Cliff from Coventry asking if anyone's fancying a fuck?!
Is it just me or is it spooky here now?! Hello?!
I’ll have you know, Cliff isn’t my real name. "
Obviously, we all know you're a Dave |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Sat here trying to get my head around the title of this thread "
What the fuck but the lack of fuck related topics in the forum doesn't deserve that. But I wish it did.
You follow my brain?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sat here trying to get my head around the title of this thread
What the fuck but the lack of fuck related topics in the forum doesn't deserve that. But I wish it did.
You follow my brain?! "
Not at all. I’m getting a headache now  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Sat here trying to get my head around the title of this thread
What the fuck but the lack of fuck related topics in the forum doesn't deserve that. But I wish it did.
You follow my brain?!
Not at all. I’m getting a headache now "
I talk less if I'm receiving a blowjob if that helps? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sat here trying to get my head around the title of this thread
What the fuck but the lack of fuck related topics in the forum doesn't deserve that. But I wish it did.
You follow my brain?!
Not at all. I’m getting a headache now
I talk less if I'm receiving a blowjob if that helps?"
Oh don’t tell me you just lay there in silence. I like a bit of noise you know. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sat here trying to get my head around the title of this thread
What the fuck but the lack of fuck related topics in the forum doesn't deserve that. But I wish it did.
You follow my brain?!
Not at all. I’m getting a headache now
I talk less if I'm receiving a blowjob if that helps?
Oh don’t tell me you just lay there in silence. I like a bit of noise you know. "
I'm so startled I just sit in shock and sweat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sat here trying to get my head around the title of this thread
What the fuck but the lack of fuck related topics in the forum doesn't deserve that. But I wish it did.
You follow my brain?!
Not at all. I’m getting a headache now
I talk less if I'm receiving a blowjob if that helps?
Oh don’t tell me you just lay there in silence. I like a bit of noise you know.
I'm so startled I just sit in shock and sweat"
Hmmm think I’d need to see it to believe it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sat here trying to get my head around the title of this thread
What the fuck but the lack of fuck related topics in the forum doesn't deserve that. But I wish it did.
You follow my brain?!
Not at all. I’m getting a headache now
I talk less if I'm receiving a blowjob if that helps?
Oh don’t tell me you just lay there in silence. I like a bit of noise you know.
I'm so startled I just sit in shock and sweat
Hmmm think I’d need to see it to believe it "
Ah you got me, I'm actually pretty vocal! You passed! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sat here trying to get my head around the title of this thread
What the fuck but the lack of fuck related topics in the forum doesn't deserve that. But I wish it did.
You follow my brain?!
Not at all. I’m getting a headache now
I talk less if I'm receiving a blowjob if that helps?
Oh don’t tell me you just lay there in silence. I like a bit of noise you know.
I'm so startled I just sit in shock and sweat
Hmmm think I’d need to see it to believe it
Ah you got me, I'm actually pretty vocal! You passed!"
That’s better  |
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