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The Argonaut Octopus has an automated, detachable penis which can, when so detached, swim independently in search of females.
How cool is that?
Can you imagine if we chaps possessed such clever cocks? They’d be seen bouncing around everywhere; in shops, in pubs, in the streets.
What a marvellous sight that would be….  |
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"The Argonaut Octopus has an automated, detachable penis which can, when so detached, swim independently in search of females.
How cool is that?
Can you imagine if we chaps possessed such clever cocks? They’d be seen bouncing around everywhere; in shops, in pubs, in the streets.
What a marvellous sight that would be…. "
That's amazing |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"The Argonaut Octopus has an automated, detachable penis which can, when so detached, swim independently in search of females.
How cool is that?
Can you imagine if we chaps possessed such clever cocks? They’d be seen bouncing around everywhere; in shops, in pubs, in the streets.
What a marvellous sight that would be….
That's amazing "
Amazing but I'd be worried I'd never get mine back if I detached it. 
Sod that for a game of conkers. 
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If you’re shot by a sniper, you’ll be dead before you hear the gun
The speed of sound is 343 meters/second. But a bullet fired from a rifle travels at 762 meters/second. This means that if you’re ever targeted by an expert marksman you’ll be dead before you hear the gunshot.
Happy days
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"the chainsaw was originally invented as a "tool" to aid childbirth... This still blows my fucking mind 
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I know... Many moons ago obviously but it's absolutely insane!
Miss S x |
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"The Argonaut Octopus has an automated, detachable penis which can, when so detached, swim independently in search of females.
How cool is that?
Can you imagine if we chaps possessed such clever cocks? They’d be seen bouncing around everywhere; in shops, in pubs, in the streets.
What a marvellous sight that would be…. "
Oh, does no one else’s come off as well? Hmmm.
I’m forever leaving mine on the table in the pub with my phone. Little bastard gets everywhere. |
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"the chainsaw was originally invented as a "tool" to aid childbirth... This still blows my fucking mind
Miss S x
I know... Many moons ago obviously but it's absolutely insane!
Miss S x"
To cut the umbilical cord?..
Surely not a C section?..  |
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"the chainsaw was originally invented as a "tool" to aid childbirth... This still blows my fucking mind
Miss S x
I know... Many moons ago obviously but it's absolutely insane!
Miss S x
To cut the umbilical cord?..
Surely not a C section?.. "
It was for bone... The pelvis...
Miss S x |
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"The Argonaut Octopus has an automated, detachable penis which can, when so detached, swim independently in search of females.
How cool is that?
Can you imagine if we chaps possessed such clever cocks? They’d be seen bouncing around everywhere; in shops, in pubs, in the streets.
What a marvellous sight that would be….
Oh, does no one else’s come off as well? Hmmm.
I’m forever leaving mine on the table in the pub with my phone. Little bastard gets everywhere."
This made me laugh way too hard... |
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"the chainsaw was originally invented as a "tool" to aid childbirth... This still blows my fucking mind
Miss S x
I know... Many moons ago obviously but it's absolutely insane!
Miss S x
To cut the umbilical cord?..
Surely not a C section?..
It was for bone... The pelvis...
Miss S x"
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"the chainsaw was originally invented as a "tool" to aid childbirth... This still blows my fucking mind
Miss S x
I know... Many moons ago obviously but it's absolutely insane!
Miss S x
To cut the umbilical cord?..
Surely not a C section?..
It was for bone... The pelvis...
Miss S x
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I know...
In 1780, two Scottish doctors invented the prototype of the chainsaw. Not to cut down trees or clear debris. No, John Aitken and James Jeffray invented the hand-cranked chainsaw to cut through the pelvises of delivering mothers who were having trouble pushing their babies out (Google)
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"the chainsaw was originally invented as a "tool" to aid childbirth... This still blows my fucking mind
Miss S x"
I don't know if someone waving a chainsaw at you during childbirth would help but it'd certainly help cure your constipation!!! |
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"the chainsaw was originally invented as a "tool" to aid childbirth... This still blows my fucking mind
Miss S x
I don't know if someone waving a chainsaw at you during childbirth would help but it'd certainly help cure your constipation!!! "
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When first born, a human foetus develops an anus first and lungs last. So in effect you are an asshole first. Sadly some people don’t develop past this stage…. |
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"the chainsaw was originally invented as a "tool" to aid childbirth... This still blows my fucking mind
Miss S x
I know... Many moons ago obviously but it's absolutely insane!
Miss S x
To cut the umbilical cord?..
Surely not a C section?..
It was for bone... The pelvis...
Miss S x
I know...
In 1780, two Scottish doctors invented the prototype of the chainsaw. Not to cut down trees or clear debris. No, John Aitken and James Jeffray invented the hand-cranked chainsaw to cut through the pelvises of delivering mothers who were having trouble pushing their babies out (Google)
Miss S x"
Symphysiotomy it's called. Absolutely barbaric practice!!  |
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Some people have one arm, or no arms, the average number of arms a human has is therefore somewhere below 2.
So if you have 2 arms, you have an above-average number of arms |
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"the chainsaw was originally invented as a "tool" to aid childbirth... This still blows my fucking mind
Miss S x
I know... Many moons ago obviously but it's absolutely insane!
Miss S x
To cut the umbilical cord?..
Surely not a C section?..
It was for bone... The pelvis...
Miss S x
I know...
In 1780, two Scottish doctors invented the prototype of the chainsaw. Not to cut down trees or clear debris. No, John Aitken and James Jeffray invented the hand-cranked chainsaw to cut through the pelvises of delivering mothers who were having trouble pushing their babies out (Google)
Miss S x
Symphysiotomy it's called. Absolutely barbaric practice!! "
You can say that again... Absolutely mental, can't even begin to imagine how that must of felt.
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"Every lovely little old lady you talk too at some point has had a cock down her throat."
Every man's hand that you've ever shaken has had a cock in it. Sometimes more than one |
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"the chainsaw was originally invented as a "tool" to aid childbirth... This still blows my fucking mind
Miss S x
I know... Many moons ago obviously but it's absolutely insane!
Miss S x
To cut the umbilical cord?..
Surely not a C section?..
It was for bone... The pelvis...
Miss S x
I know...
In 1780, two Scottish doctors invented the prototype of the chainsaw. Not to cut down trees or clear debris. No, John Aitken and James Jeffray invented the hand-cranked chainsaw to cut through the pelvises of delivering mothers who were having trouble pushing their babies out (Google)
Miss S x
Symphysiotomy it's called. Absolutely barbaric practice!!
You can say that again... Absolutely mental, can't even begin to imagine how that must of felt.
Miss S x"
Symphysiotomy it's called. Absolutely barbaric practice!! |
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"Some people have one arm, or no arms, the average number of arms a human has is therefore somewhere below 2.
So if you have 2 arms, you have an above-average number of arms"
The average number of kidneys in a human is more than 2.
When someone gets a donor kidney they add them and leave the old ones in |
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"the chainsaw was originally invented as a "tool" to aid childbirth... This still blows my fucking mind
Miss S x
Aid it how? Haha "
When babies couldn't fit through or they would get stuck in the pelvis, parts of bone and cartilage were removed to create more space for the baby. In this case a symphysiotomy would be performed to help with childbirth, and a chainsaw would be used.
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"the chainsaw was originally invented as a "tool" to aid childbirth... This still blows my fucking mind
Miss S x"
The oscillating multi tool was originally invented to cut bones and skulls- but it doesn't cut your skin very easily...its ace for floorboards though |
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"You cannot hold your nose and hum.
You can but it sounds fucking weird....
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*yes, I just tried. "
I did too......and I could hum BUT its short lived cos the air gets used up. It fills your cheeks............at least I learned that the process of humming requires a continuous air supply ! |
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"A man can reduce his chances of getting prostate cancer by having at least four orgasms a week. Take care of your man."
Women of Fab take note - it’s medically necessary for you to give me orgasms!!! Four a week please  |
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"A man can reduce his chances of getting prostate cancer by having at least four orgasms a week. Take care of your man.
Women of Fab take note - it’s medically necessary for you to give me orgasms!!! Four a week please "
Only 4 |
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"A man can reduce his chances of getting prostate cancer by having at least four orgasms a week. Take care of your man.
Women of Fab take note - it’s medically necessary for you to give me orgasms!!! Four a week please
Only 4 "
Well we could start with four and go from there  |
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"A man can reduce his chances of getting prostate cancer by having at least four orgasms a week. Take care of your man.
Women of Fab take note - it’s medically necessary for you to give me orgasms!!! Four a week please
Only 4
Well we could start with four and go from there "
Sounds fair enough |
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"the chainsaw was originally invented as a "tool" to aid childbirth... This still blows my fucking mind
Miss S x
Aid it how? Haha
When babies couldn't fit through or they would get stuck in the pelvis, parts of bone and cartilage were removed to create more space for the baby. In this case a symphysiotomy would be performed to help with childbirth, and a chainsaw would be used.
Miss S x"
*Woody has p a s s ed out. |
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"the chainsaw was originally invented as a "tool" to aid childbirth... This still blows my fucking mind
Miss S x
Aid it how? Haha
When babies couldn't fit through or they would get stuck in the pelvis, parts of bone and cartilage were removed to create more space for the baby. In this case a symphysiotomy would be performed to help with childbirth, and a chainsaw would be used.
Miss S x
*Woody has p a s s ed out. "
Yeah I bet them poor women did too 
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"The penis is mushroom shaped so as to remove any previous lover's deposit by 'scooping out' up to 90% of anything previous left deep inside her..
Shocked me this one myself LOL"
Who said? I mean, did God confirm this is why he made it this way? couldn’t it just be an uncanny feature? |
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