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Your job is to pick the most awful actor for James Bond

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport

Who you picking

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Boris

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Megan markle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

David Niven. He remains the worst in the world.

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By *aria_dreamgirlTV/TS  over a year ago

stockport

Paul O'Grady

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By *parhawk2Man  over a year ago

Erith

Les Dennis

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Joe Pasquale

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

James Corden

I win! What is my prize?

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

Jonny Vegas

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By *imply DeeWoman  over a year ago

Wherever

Rowan Atkinson

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Michael Cera

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Barry from EastEnders

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By *eartsmanMan  over a year ago

southeast , midlands, southern France

Basil forty

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"David Niven. He remains the worst in the world. "

He actually played Bond in tge original 'Casino Royale' though, admittedly, it isn't considered an 'official' Bond film - as is the case with 'Never say never again'

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Danny Dyer: ‘Blofeld, yer a facking mug mate!’

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8

Barbara Windsor

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By *ighlander81Man  over a year ago

Hamilton

Eddie Murphy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Jimmy Cranky

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By *mma29Couple  over a year ago

wirral


"Danny Dyer: ‘Blofeld, yer a facking mug mate!’ "

I'd actually watch that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

John Wayne

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple  over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

Michael MacIntyre

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Rowan Atkinson

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By *ormorantMan  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Ian Lavender (pike)

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By *idnight RamblerMan  over a year ago

Pershore

Noddy Holder

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

Go compare bloke.

The mr

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By *amantha TSWoman  over a year ago

Swindon

Benny from Crossroads

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By *ritishguyMan  over a year ago

chatburn

Not an actor but Joe Licett

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By *nselfishpleaserMan  over a year ago

kent

Allan Carr

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By *ldbutrandyMan  over a year ago

West Midlands

Alan carr

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By *ldbutrandyMan  over a year ago

West Midlands


"Allan Carr"

Damn.you beat me to it , and spelt his name correctly as well .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sir ian mckellen. But only because hes in his 80s....

Tho wont be long before tories would have us working till our 80s

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By *aizyWoman  over a year ago

west midlands


"Danny Dyer: ‘Blofeld, yer a facking mug mate!’

I'd actually watch that."

So would I!

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By *xxmale76xxxMan  over a year ago

inverness

David Mitchell. I reckon he would destroy it. But it would be hilarious!

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By *ris GrayMan  over a year ago

Dorchester

Idris elba

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By *tephTV67TV/TS  over a year ago

Cheshire

Michael Caine, he did such a great job as Harry Palmer, you couldn’t see him hamming it up as a James Bond.

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"Not an actor but Joe Licett "

he makes my skin crawl

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By *es_salopesCouple  over a year ago

Hampshire

Ryan Reynolds.

Love him but would be a awful bond

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By *uywithadragontattooMan  over a year ago

thirsk

Ricky gervais

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By *lynJMan  over a year ago

Morden


"David Niven. He remains the worst in the world.

He actually played Bond in tge original 'Casino Royale' though, admittedly, it isn't considered an 'official' Bond film - as is the case with 'Never say never again'"

The only things in common with the book "Casino Royale" was a character called James Bond and the title. It's a dreadful film.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bobcat Goldthwait

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.

Tom Cruise

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By *IG G77Man  over a year ago

GATLEY

Rowan Atkinson

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central


"Jonny Vegas"

His acting skills are very good though

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"Rowan Atkinson "

Agreed, as per above

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Gary Glitter

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Adam Sandler

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Gary Glitter "

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By *riel13Woman  over a year ago

Northampton

Wasn't Daniel Craig bad enough?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Les dennis

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Alan Ford - famous for playing Brick Top in Guy Ritchie's Snatch

"Oi, Blofeld... I'm facking 007 ain't I??? Otherwise known as an 'orrible kant!""

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Rowan Atkinson "

I think he'd surprise you

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Dawn French

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By *ldbutrandyMan  over a year ago

West Midlands


"Tom Cruise"

Please not him. He ruined the Potential Jack Reacher franchise.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Rowan Atkinson

I think he'd surprise you "

I was actually in two minds about him. He's quite the versatile actor and was *whisper it* quite sexy in Blackadder

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By *ustincider888Man  over a year ago

Preston Ish

John Malkovich

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Rowan Atkinson

I think he'd surprise you

I was actually in two minds about him. He's quite the versatile actor and was *whisper it* quite sexy in Blackadder "

Series dependent..... Not when he was fawning. I can't bear Mr. Bean.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Me lol

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By *rlandoMan  over a year ago

Yorks/Lincs

Alan Carr

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Adam Sandler

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Vincent Jones

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By *rMonkeyMan  over a year ago

Somewhere

Gary Coleman

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By *atthew78Man  over a year ago

Winsford

Danny Devito

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Jamie Foxx

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Timothy Dalton

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Harry Styles

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By *ustamanMan  over a year ago

weymouth

Baldrick - I know he's a character but just think of all the cunning plans

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By *iggingMan  over a year ago

Oldham

Me...fooking useless.

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Omid Djalili.

Actually on second thoughts I'd watch this he'd be brilliant in a comedic way.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central


"Gary Glitter "

He is free now and probably has little on his hands

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Gary Glitter

He is free now and probably has little on his hands "

Faux Pas sophie

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple  over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Norman wisdom

Tinder

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By *dd_soxMan  over a year ago

Suffolk

Roo Paul

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By *pank the MonkeyCouple  over a year ago

Down the Rabbit Hole and Round the Corner

Sid James

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By *amantha TSWoman  over a year ago

Swindon


"Rowan Atkinson

I think he'd surprise you

I was actually in two minds about him. He's quite the versatile actor and was *whisper it* quite sexy in Blackadder "

Reminds me of the old Barclaycard adverts he used to do!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anyone from neighbours or home and away

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By *esparate danMan  over a year ago

glasgow

Guy Martin

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The Chuckle Brothers

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By *ty31Man  over a year ago

NW London

Andrew Tate

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By *inAndTonic21Couple  over a year ago

Merseyside

Clarkson

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By *tar80sWoman  over a year ago

Southampton

Jack Black.

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By *urved HunnyWoman  over a year ago

Essex

Mr Bean

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By *ryan...Man  over a year ago

1950's Original

Bob Holness

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By *ust RachelTV/TS  over a year ago

Horsham

Norman wisdom

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By *ampWithABrainWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Idris elba "

Just what I was gonna say, cannot stand him!

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By *ir SupremacyMan  over a year ago

Bolton

Frank Spencer.

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By *herry delightWoman  over a year ago

Ilfracombe

Idris Elba

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By *ungle777Man  over a year ago

LONDON

Biggins!

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By *oeofsussexMan  over a year ago

Eastbourne

Jim Carrey!

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Sam Smith

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Roy Cropper

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"Ryan Reynolds.

Love him but would be a awful bond"

Does he qualify on the nationality stakes?

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Jeremy Clarkson

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By *oeofsussexMan  over a year ago

Eastbourne

Harry Whinger!

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"Rowan Atkinson "

as Johnny English, perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sam Smith"

Starring in a reboot - "The Them with the Golden Gun"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Benny Hill

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By *uriousscouserWoman  over a year ago

Wirral

Nicholas Cage

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By *litterbabeWoman  over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Mr blobby

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By *burns7Man  over a year ago

walsall

Was going to say Alan partridge but now thinking about it, might be the best option

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Borat

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By *ust RachelTV/TS  over a year ago

Horsham

John Inman.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central


"Gary Glitter

He is free now and probably has little on his hands

Faux Pas sophie "

You know me G x

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton

Sean bean he'll be dead within the first 20 minutes lol

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By *an1978Woman  over a year ago

GONE/TIMEOUT (No DMs please)


"Allan Carr

Damn.you beat me to it , and spelt his name correctly as well . "

Another vote here for him.

Even seeing his name jarred me.

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By *pank the MonkeyCouple  over a year ago

Down the Rabbit Hole and Round the Corner


"Roy Cropper"

Lol very good

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By *issalignedTV/TS  over a year ago

London

Bill Cosby

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By *ornyguyMan  over a year ago

Hillsborough, NI

I have Josh Widdecombe enter my head for this.

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By *oding1Man  over a year ago

marlow

Sam Smith

They would be awful

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By *otsossieMan  over a year ago

local, but not too local

Jeremy Clarkson

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Pleased to meet you, my name’s Fiddles, Fiddles Ticks.

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Miriam Margoyles.

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By *ris GrayMan  over a year ago

Dorchester

Steven Segal

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Sean bean he'll be dead within the first 20 minutes lol"

Lol very good.

"One does not simply walk into Mordor..."

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Sean bean he'll be dead within the first 20 minutes lol

Lol very good.

"One does not simply walk into Mordor...""

Lol....

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By *ampWithABrainWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Ryan Reynolds.

Love him but would be a awful bond

Does he qualify on the nationality stakes?"

No he’s Canadian but admittedly I’d watch pretty much anything he was in!

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli

Peewee hermin

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Vic Reeves.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Lee Evans

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By *aleforfun22Man  over a year ago

Lancashire

Rylan clark or Philip schofield

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nick Cage at his most d up... I mean most animated.

But as terrible as it'd be, it might be wildly entertaining lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Gilbert Gottfried woulda been an amazing pic too. Just for that voice announcing he was Bond.

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By *uggs71Man  over a year ago

london

The comedian Romesh R.

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By *etro manMan  over a year ago

manchester

Matt Lucas Alan sugar became he always tells them you fired or Richard Branson train late

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By *etro manMan  over a year ago

manchester

Not even a comedian

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By *enny PR9TV/TS  over a year ago

Southport

Bruce Willis. "My name is ber! bor! bur! Goddammit what's my line"; "Why can't I just say Yippee-Ki-Yay Motherfucker".

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By *ldbutrandyMan  over a year ago

West Midlands

Arthur mullard. A name from the past

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"Sean bean he'll be dead within the first 20 minutes lol

Lol very good.

"One does not simply walk into Mordor..."

Lol.... "

One simply falls off a radio antenna.

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Stephen Lewis aka Blakey.

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By *ilkstressWoman  over a year ago

Drasnia

Pinocchio.

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By *alking HeadMan  over a year ago

Bolton

Olivia Coleman....she seems to get a look in at everything else.

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By *eavenNhellCouple  over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

johm inman

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Biden “007, 6, 3 m, err licence to k, ber, that’s what I said”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Robbie Williams

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"Robbie Williams "

come and have a go, if you think you are hard enough...millennium!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jonny Vegas"

Did you see the outtake from The Last Leg where he did the whole thing ad libbed?

“I used to pee in the bath and pretend I was James Bond and the pee was acid… Do you expect me to talk??? No Mr Bond I expect you to smell of piss!!”

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"Jeremy Clarkson"

James May ……

……. Hi…….

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

James Corden

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By *rlandoMan  over a year ago

Yorks/Lincs

Albert Steptoe

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By *amhorniestMan  over a year ago

Surrey

Eamonn Holmes

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan  over a year ago

Bradford

Tom Allen .Dave Williams .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Joseph Fritzl, although he is good at keeping a secret

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By *orfy_n_pollyCouple  over a year ago

near to Downham Market

Kenneth Williams……. “oh matron”

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Matt Lucas in his wheel chair.

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By *oodmessMan  over a year ago

yumsville

Tom Hanks

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By *urhamdebbiecdTV/TS  over a year ago

bishop auckland

Sam Smith

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Paul Walker. A very wooden performance

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By *teveanddebsCouple  over a year ago

Norwich

Rab C Nesbit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wasn't Daniel Craig bad enough?! "
Agreed. Absolutely awful. Small, ugly and carried the menace of a dead sheep.

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By *.T.Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Rowan Atkinson

I think he'd surprise you "

He was great in Maigret, got some serious acting chops.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Will Smith

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By *elshcouple18Couple  over a year ago

Cardiff

Adam woodyatt aka Ian beale.

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"Rowan Atkinson

I think he'd surprise you

I was actually in two minds about him. He's quite the versatile actor and was *whisper it* quite sexy in Blackadder

Reminds me of the old Barclaycard adverts he used to do!"

Yep!

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By *altyMouthsCouple  over a year ago

Aberdeen

Robert Peston. His delivery of his lines would make it a 5hr epic

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"Rowan Atkinson

I think he'd surprise you

I was actually in two minds about him. He's quite the versatile actor and was *whisper it* quite sexy in Blackadder

Series dependent..... Not when he was fawning. I can't bear Mr. Bean. "

Fawning Mr Bean....no.

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By *.T.Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Jeremy Clarkson"

M - "Bond, you have to infiltrate the Crimea and deactivate the Russians latest weapon of mass destruction, however it is imperative that you aren't discovered as any false move will trigger WW3"

Bond - "Well Q had better soup up the Jaaaaaaaag for MAXIMUM POWEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR"

M - "No Bond, you'll have to parachute in, freefalling from 35,000 feet to evade radar"

Bond - "Oh no! Anyway..."

M - " And you can't have the Bentley"

Bond - "Bloody cyclists, I expect Q will give me eco ammo whittled from sustainable bamboo next"

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By *.T.Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Robert Peston. His delivery of his lines would make it a 5hr epic "

The name is, well....

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Bond....

And whist it isn't my given name, it is, and on His Majesty's Secret Service, a name I go by, which, according to Intelligence Reports, isn't all that secret.

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"Jeremy Clarkson

M - "Bond, you have to infiltrate the Crimea and deactivate the Russians latest weapon of mass destruction, however it is imperative that you aren't discovered as any false move will trigger WW3"

Bond - "Well Q had better soup up the Jaaaaaaaag for MAXIMUM POWEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR"

M - "No Bond, you'll have to parachute in, freefalling from 35,000 feet to evade radar"

Bond - "Oh no! Anyway..."

M - " And you can't have the Bentley"

Bond - "Bloody cyclists, I expect Q will give me eco ammo whittled from sustainable bamboo next""

Ok, who leaked the bloody script this time?

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Steve Mc Fadden aka Phil Mitchel

Instead of "The name's Bond", it'll be a Neanderthal "Ooze arse skin?" instead.

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By *oonshadowWoman  over a year ago

COVENTRY

Alan Partridge

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By *.T.Man  over a year ago

Belfast

Harry Hill

The name's Bond, hmm? *Looks to camera* and you know the rest...

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Julian Clary.

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"Wasn't Daniel Craig bad enough?! Agreed. Absolutely awful. Small, ugly and carried the menace of a dead sheep. "

Layer cake! His Bond audition of sorts.

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By *ornucopiaMan  over a year ago

Bexley

Ricky Gervais

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By *ldFashionedGentMan  over a year ago

Chelmsford

David Mitchell - I think he’s brilliant but Bond - no

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By *umblefunMan  over a year ago

London/ South East

John Inman (RIP)

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

Peter Dinklage

He'd never be able to reach the pedals in the Aston..........

A

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By *penbicoupleCouple  over a year ago

Northampton


"Who you picking

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Keanu Reeves. Or Rowan Atkinson.

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By *penbicoupleCouple  over a year ago

Northampton


"Adam woodyatt aka Ian beale. "

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By *ubal1Man  over a year ago

Newry Down

Stringer Davis, the camp, bisexual, ineffectual and effeminate partner of Margaret Rutherford, who portrayed Miss Marple.

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By *rispyDuckMan  over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Rick Flair (Wrestler I know but also an actor)

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"Peter Dinklage

He'd never be able to reach the pedals in the Aston..........

A"

Dinky do Ams!

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By *ubal1Man  over a year ago

Newry Down


"Arthur mullard. A name from the past"

You may be interested to know that Arthur mullard was actually a child abuser and for decades he sexually abused his daughter.

This is a fact!

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By *ubal1Man  over a year ago

Newry Down

Sid James.

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By *lint-EverhardMan  over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Stephen Segal. If that guy walked into the room, I'd walk out.

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By *ubal1Man  over a year ago

Newry Down

Kenneth Williams,a multi talented renaissance man (if ever there was one) would have brought JB onto another level of absurdity

Kenneth actually did once appear in a spoof JB movie called Carry on Spying; an early outing in the Carry on franchise and watchable

On an intellectual level, Kenneth Williams was light years ahead of JB: Kenny was phenomenally well-read and was in exceptional demand in chat shows.

He will be dead 35 years this year, astonishingly.

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

John Candy

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple  over a year ago

Debauchery


"Julian Clary."

ROFL This would have been my pick

Hades

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