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Your job is to pick the most awful actor for James Bond
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Boris  |
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Megan markle |
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David Niven. He remains the worst in the world. |
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Joe Pasquale |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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James Corden
I win! What is my prize? |
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Michael Cera |
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Barry from EastEnders |
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By *eartsmanMan
over a year ago
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Basil forty |
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"David Niven. He remains the worst in the world. "
He actually played Bond in tge original 'Casino Royale' though, admittedly, it isn't considered an 'official' Bond film - as is the case with 'Never say never again' |
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Danny Dyer: ‘Blofeld, yer a facking mug mate!’ |
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Jimmy Cranky |
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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago
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"Danny Dyer: ‘Blofeld, yer a facking mug mate!’ "
I'd actually watch that. |
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John Wayne |
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Rowan Atkinson |
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"Allan Carr"
Damn.you beat me to it , and spelt his name correctly as well .  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sir ian mckellen. But only because hes in his 80s....
Tho wont be long before tories would have us working till our 80s |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
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"Danny Dyer: ‘Blofeld, yer a facking mug mate!’
I'd actually watch that."
So would I! |
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David Mitchell. I reckon he would destroy it. But it would be hilarious! |
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Michael Caine, he did such a great job as Harry Palmer, you couldn’t see him hamming it up as a James Bond. |
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"Not an actor but Joe Licett "
 he makes my skin crawl |
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Ryan Reynolds.
Love him but would be a awful bond |
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Ricky gervais |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
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"David Niven. He remains the worst in the world.
He actually played Bond in tge original 'Casino Royale' though, admittedly, it isn't considered an 'official' Bond film - as is the case with 'Never say never again'"
The only things in common with the book "Casino Royale" was a character called James Bond and the title. It's a dreadful film. |
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Bobcat Goldthwait |
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"Jonny Vegas"
His acting skills are very good though  |
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"Rowan Atkinson "
Agreed, as per above  |
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Adam Sandler |
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"Gary Glitter  "
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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago
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Wasn't Daniel Craig bad enough?!  |
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Les dennis |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Alan Ford - famous for playing Brick Top in Guy Ritchie's Snatch
"Oi, Blofeld... I'm facking 007 ain't I??? Otherwise known as an 'orrible kant!"" |
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"Rowan Atkinson "
I think he'd surprise you |
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"Tom Cruise"
Please not him. He ruined the Potential Jack Reacher franchise. |
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"Rowan Atkinson
I think he'd surprise you "
I was actually in two minds about him. He's quite the versatile actor and was *whisper it* quite sexy in Blackadder  |
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"Rowan Atkinson
I think he'd surprise you
I was actually in two minds about him. He's quite the versatile actor and was *whisper it* quite sexy in Blackadder "
Series dependent..... Not when he was fawning. I can't bear Mr. Bean. |
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Me lol |
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Adam Sandler |
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Vincent Jones |
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Jamie Foxx |
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Harry Styles |
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Baldrick - I know he's a character but just think of all the cunning plans |
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Omid Djalili.
Actually on second thoughts I'd watch this he'd be brilliant in a comedic way. |
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"Gary Glitter "
He is free now and probably has little on his hands |
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"Gary Glitter
He is free now and probably has little on his hands "
Faux Pas sophie  |
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"Rowan Atkinson
I think he'd surprise you
I was actually in two minds about him. He's quite the versatile actor and was *whisper it* quite sexy in Blackadder "
Reminds me of the old Barclaycard adverts he used to do! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anyone from neighbours or home and away |
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The Chuckle Brothers |
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"Idris elba "
Just what I was gonna say, cannot stand him! |
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over a year ago
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Roy Cropper |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Ryan Reynolds.
Love him but would be a awful bond"
Does he qualify on the nationality stakes? |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Rowan Atkinson "
as Johnny English, perhaps? |
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"Sam Smith"
Starring in a reboot - "The Them with the Golden Gun" |
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Benny Hill |
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By *burns7Man
over a year ago
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Was going to say Alan partridge but now thinking about it, might be the best option |
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Borat |
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"Gary Glitter
He is free now and probably has little on his hands
Faux Pas sophie "
You know me G x |
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Sean bean he'll be dead within the first 20 minutes lol |
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By *an1978Woman
over a year ago
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"Allan Carr
Damn.you beat me to it , and spelt his name correctly as well . "
Another vote here for him.
Even seeing his name jarred me. |
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By *pank the MonkeyCouple
over a year ago
Down the Rabbit Hole and Round the Corner |
"Roy Cropper"
Lol very good |
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By *ornyguyMan
over a year ago
Hillsborough, NI |
I have Josh Widdecombe enter my head for this. |
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By *oding1Man
over a year ago
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Sam Smith
They would be awful |
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Pleased to meet you, my name’s Fiddles, Fiddles Ticks. |
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"Sean bean he'll be dead within the first 20 minutes lol"
Lol very good.
"One does not simply walk into Mordor..." |
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"Sean bean he'll be dead within the first 20 minutes lol
Lol very good.
"One does not simply walk into Mordor...""
Lol.... |
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"Ryan Reynolds.
Love him but would be a awful bond
Does he qualify on the nationality stakes?"
No he’s Canadian but admittedly I’d watch pretty much anything he was in! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Vic Reeves. |
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Rylan clark or Philip schofield |
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Nick Cage at his most d up... I mean most animated.
But as terrible as it'd be, it might be wildly entertaining lol |
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Gilbert Gottfried woulda been an amazing pic too. Just for that voice announcing he was Bond. |
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Matt Lucas Alan sugar became he always tells them you fired or Richard Branson train late |
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Bruce Willis. "My name is ber! bor! bur! Goddammit what's my line"; "Why can't I just say Yippee-Ki-Yay Motherfucker". |
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Arthur mullard. A name from the past |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Sean bean he'll be dead within the first 20 minutes lol
Lol very good.
"One does not simply walk into Mordor..."
Lol.... "
One simply falls off a radio antenna. |
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Olivia Coleman....she seems to get a look in at everything else. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Biden “007, 6, 3 m, err licence to k, ber, that’s what I said” |
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Robbie Williams |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Robbie Williams "
come and have a go, if you think you are hard enough...millennium! |
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over a year ago
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"Jeremy Clarkson"
James May ……
……. Hi……. |
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over a year ago
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James Corden |
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Joseph Fritzl, although he is good at keeping a secret |
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Kenneth Williams……. “oh matron” |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
Matt Lucas in his wheel chair. |
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Paul Walker. A very wooden performance |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wasn't Daniel Craig bad enough?! "
Agreed. Absolutely awful. Small, ugly and carried the menace of a dead sheep. |
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By *.T.Man
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Rowan Atkinson
I think he'd surprise you "
He was great in Maigret, got some serious acting chops. |
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over a year ago
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Will Smith |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rowan Atkinson
I think he'd surprise you
I was actually in two minds about him. He's quite the versatile actor and was *whisper it* quite sexy in Blackadder
Reminds me of the old Barclaycard adverts he used to do!"
Yep! |
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Robert Peston. His delivery of his lines would make it a 5hr epic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rowan Atkinson
I think he'd surprise you
I was actually in two minds about him. He's quite the versatile actor and was *whisper it* quite sexy in Blackadder
Series dependent..... Not when he was fawning. I can't bear Mr. Bean. "
Fawning Mr Bean....no. |
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By *.T.Man
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Jeremy Clarkson"
M - "Bond, you have to infiltrate the Crimea and deactivate the Russians latest weapon of mass destruction, however it is imperative that you aren't discovered as any false move will trigger WW3"
Bond - "Well Q had better soup up the Jaaaaaaaag for MAXIMUM POWEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR"
M - "No Bond, you'll have to parachute in, freefalling from 35,000 feet to evade radar"
Bond - "Oh no! Anyway..."
M - " And you can't have the Bentley"
Bond - "Bloody cyclists, I expect Q will give me eco ammo whittled from sustainable bamboo next" |
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By *.T.Man
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Robert Peston. His delivery of his lines would make it a 5hr epic "
The name is, well....
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Bond....
And whist it isn't my given name, it is, and on His Majesty's Secret Service, a name I go by, which, according to Intelligence Reports, isn't all that secret. |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Jeremy Clarkson
M - "Bond, you have to infiltrate the Crimea and deactivate the Russians latest weapon of mass destruction, however it is imperative that you aren't discovered as any false move will trigger WW3"
Bond - "Well Q had better soup up the Jaaaaaaaag for MAXIMUM POWEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR"
M - "No Bond, you'll have to parachute in, freefalling from 35,000 feet to evade radar"
Bond - "Oh no! Anyway..."
M - " And you can't have the Bentley"
Bond - "Bloody cyclists, I expect Q will give me eco ammo whittled from sustainable bamboo next""
Ok, who leaked the bloody script this time? |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
Steve Mc Fadden aka Phil Mitchel
Instead of "The name's Bond", it'll be a Neanderthal "Ooze arse skin?" instead.
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By *.T.Man
over a year ago
Glasgow |
Harry Hill
The name's Bond, hmm? *Looks to camera* and you know the rest... |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Wasn't Daniel Craig bad enough?! Agreed. Absolutely awful. Small, ugly and carried the menace of a dead sheep. "
Layer cake! His Bond audition of sorts. |
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David Mitchell - I think he’s brilliant but Bond - no |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
Peter Dinklage
He'd never be able to reach the pedals in the Aston..........
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"Who you picking
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Keanu Reeves. Or Rowan Atkinson. |
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"Adam woodyatt aka Ian beale. "
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
Newry Down |
Stringer Davis, the camp, bisexual, ineffectual and effeminate partner of Margaret Rutherford, who portrayed Miss Marple. |
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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
Rick Flair (Wrestler I know but also an actor) |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Peter Dinklage
He'd never be able to reach the pedals in the Aston..........
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Dinky do Ams! |
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
Newry Down |
"Arthur mullard. A name from the past"
You may be interested to know that Arthur mullard was actually a child abuser and for decades he sexually abused his daughter.
This is a fact! |
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Stephen Segal. If that guy walked into the room, I'd walk out. |
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
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Kenneth Williams,a multi talented renaissance man (if ever there was one) would have brought JB onto another level of absurdity
Kenneth actually did once appear in a spoof JB movie called Carry on Spying; an early outing in the Carry on franchise and watchable
On an intellectual level, Kenneth Williams was light years ahead of JB: Kenny was phenomenally well-read and was in exceptional demand in chat shows.
He will be dead 35 years this year, astonishingly. |
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"Julian Clary."
ROFL This would have been my pick
Hades
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