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By *odgerMoore OP Man over a year ago

Nowhere

The inside of my trousers looks like an explosion in a yoghurt factory!!!

What’s you favourite chat up line??

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Beautiful lady, your breasts look heavy. Pray tell may I hold them for you?’

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"‘Beautiful lady, your breasts look heavy. Pray tell may I hold them for you?’ "

That would work on me

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"‘Beautiful lady, your breasts look heavy. Pray tell may I hold them for you?’

That would work on me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"‘Beautiful lady, your breasts look heavy. Pray tell may I hold them for you?’ "

Must try this one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you like sausage?

Do you want some inside you then you filthy little hedgehog.

Grrr.

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By *odgerMoore OP Man over a year ago

Nowhere

"Do you like sausage?

Do you want some inside you then you filthy little hedgehog.

Grrr."

Making notes!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you like sausage?

Do you want some inside you then you filthy little hedgehog.

Grrr."

Hedgehog?

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By *ornycougaWoman over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Are you a parking ticket because you look fine to me

Want to come to the cinema with me because I'm looking for a snack to take

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By *ustamanMan over a year ago

weymouth

"‘Beautiful lady, your breasts look heavy. Pray tell may I hold them for you?’ "

I suspect if I tried that line I'd end up with a slap - and not the fun type

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman over a year ago

Wherever

“You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop!”

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By *ustamanMan over a year ago

weymouth

Used to work in cytogenetics so... Can I take your genes down to see what sex you are

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman over a year ago

Wherever

"Are you a parking ticket because you look fine to me

Want to come to the cinema with me because I'm looking for a snack to take"

For goodness sake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

It's not everyday you meet a rockstar, today is no exception but I can give you something rock hard and show you the stars.

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By *odgerMoore OP Man over a year ago

Nowhere

Im going to a party later and they said bring some dope… are you free later??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You know, I had a pickup line ready to go, but you’re so hot it just left my mind.

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