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How does one make a FWB?
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I started with some play dough until I’d got the look just right, then it was a simple case of freezing it to make a mould and I went from there 
And now you’re reading this thinking you sarcastic (insert swear word)
Honestly just make your intentions as to what you’re looking for clear. Socialise through the forums at clubs etc and then keep your fingers crossed. People are here for a variety of reasons and there’s no reason why you can’t meet someone looking for a similar arrangement |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"So I'm willing to make a FWB with someone, but since I'm a fucking amateur at this , how does one make one?"
Paper mache, some balloons, a couple of pairs of old tights filled with jelly and a photocopied headshot of your favourite celeb crush.
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*according to 'a friend'.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Step one: find an adult you like
Step two: laugh together and share sexual tension
Step three: ask if they'd like to bonk on the regular
Step four: make sure they are OK with watching shrek 1 and 2 |
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"So I'm willing to make a FWB with someone, but since I'm a fucking amateur at this , how does one make one?"
Depends how ‘kit’ you want to go. You can just collect body parts and assemble everything, but that’s not really true to the concept. Regardless , you need to start with a good chassis. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Step one: find an adult you like
Step two: laugh together and share sexual tension
Step three: ask if they'd like to bonk on the regular
Step four: make sure they are OK with watching shrek 1 and 2 "
What about the new puss in boots? |
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"Step one: find an adult you like
Step two: laugh together and share sexual tension
Step three: ask if they'd like to bonk on the regular
Step four: make sure they are OK with watching shrek 1 and 2 "
Bonk on the regular has now been added to my book of favourite quotations. I’m not sure coming from me it’d work (you on the other hand is a different story) but it’s worth a go |
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"Step one: find an adult you like
Step two: laugh together and share sexual tension
Step three: ask if they'd like to bonk on the regular
Step four: make sure they are OK with watching shrek 1 and 2 "
Love Donkey! Hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Step one: find an adult you like
Step two: laugh together and share sexual tension
Step three: ask if they'd like to bonk on the regular
Step four: make sure they are OK with watching shrek 1 and 2
What about the new puss in boots?"
I haven't fucking seen it yet but trust me I am desperately begging my partner to make time for it because it's supposed to be incredible |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Step one: find an adult you like
Step two: laugh together and share sexual tension
Step three: ask if they'd like to bonk on the regular
Step four: make sure they are OK with watching shrek 1 and 2
Bonk on the regular has now been added to my book of favourite quotations. I’m not sure coming from me it’d work (you on the other hand is a different story) but it’s worth a go "
A regular bonk is a thing of beauty |
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"Step one: find an adult you like
Step two: laugh together and share sexual tension
Step three: ask if they'd like to bonk on the regular
Step four: make sure they are OK with watching shrek 1 and 2 Love Donkey! Hahaha "
Making a love donkey is the second project. One thing at a time  |
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"Step one: find an adult you like
Step two: laugh together and share sexual tension
Step three: ask if they'd like to bonk on the regular
Step four: make sure they are OK with watching shrek 1 and 2 "
Sounds easy enough |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Step one: find an adult you like
Step two: laugh together and share sexual tension
Step three: ask if they'd like to bonk on the regular
Step four: make sure they are OK with watching shrek 1 and 2
What about the new puss in boots?
I haven't fucking seen it yet but trust me I am desperately begging my partner to make time for it because it's supposed to be incredible "
I watched it with you and had a mixed tango ice blast to myself |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Step one: find an adult you like
Step two: laugh together and share sexual tension
Step three: ask if they'd like to bonk on the regular
Step four: make sure they are OK with watching shrek 1 and 2 "
Chortles! Nailed it!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I'm willing to make a FWB with someone, but since I'm a fucking amateur at this , how does one make one?"
Follow the recipe, in the airfryer 180 degrees, 25 mins...let stand for 10 to 15 mins, one Freshly made FWB |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
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"So I'm willing to make a FWB with someone, but since I'm a fucking amateur at this , how does one make one?
Paper mache, some balloons, a couple of pairs of old tights filled with jelly and a photocopied headshot of your favourite celeb crush.
A
*according to 'a friend'..... "
Forum challenge anyone?! |
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"Step one: find an adult you like
Step two: laugh together and share sexual tension
Step three: ask if they'd like to bonk on the regular
Step four: make sure they are OK with watching shrek 1 and 2 Love Donkey! Hahaha
Making a love donkey is the second project. One thing at a time "
Hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Step one: find an adult you like
Step two: laugh together and share sexual tension
Step three: ask if they'd like to bonk on the regular
Step four: make sure they are OK with watching shrek 1 and 2 "
If this fails, I believe that Love Honey provide realistic blow up dolls. |
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"Step one: find an adult you like
Step two: laugh together and share sexual tension
Step three: ask if they'd like to bonk on the regular
Step four: make sure they are OK with watching shrek 1 and 2
Bonk on the regular has now been added to my book of favourite quotations. I’m not sure coming from me it’d work (you on the other hand is a different story) but it’s worth a go
A regular bonk is a thing of beauty "
There’s no denying that it’s a wonderful stress relief, a fabulous form of exercise and the world seems such a brighter place after |
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"Step one: find an adult you like
Step two: laugh together and share sexual tension
Step three: ask if they'd like to bonk on the regular
Step four: make sure they are OK with watching shrek 1 and 2 "
Lemon's got the right idea.... |
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"Step one: find an adult you like
Step two: laugh together and share sexual tension
Step three: ask if they'd like to bonk on the regular
Step four: make sure they are OK with watching shrek 1 and 2
Lemon's got the right idea.... "
Too right |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I'm willing to make a FWB with someone, but since I'm a fucking amateur at this , how does one make one?
Paper mache, some balloons, a couple of pairs of old tights filled with jelly and a photocopied headshot of your favourite celeb crush.
A
*according to 'a friend'..... "
As above but add a chipolata sausage if you require a male one... |
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Have a good friend who is mutually attracted to you, occasionally spend time celebrating that friendship with sexual intimacy.
Remember. It's a Friendship With Benefits. Not a fuck buddy who cums and leaves  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have a good friend who is mutually attracted to you, occasionally spend time celebrating that friendship with sexual intimacy.
Remember. It's a Friendship With Benefits. Not a fuck buddy who cums and leaves "
The F first. Not the B. |
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"Step one: find an adult you like
Step two: laugh together and share sexual tension
Step three: ask if they'd like to bonk on the regular
Step four: make sure they are OK with watching shrek 1 and 2
What about the new puss in boots?
I haven't fucking seen it yet but trust me I am desperately begging my partner to make time for it because it's supposed to be incredible "
its good... not as good as the original but good. |
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