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Female is "very bisexual"= never had any woman before
"Can accommodate" (in my shed/van/garage etc)
VWE (according to the can of Lynx/Sky remote, but actually nowhere near even 5 inch)
Man is "bi-curious"- similar to woman, never had any sexual contact with a man before but "a suck is a suck, no matter who does it" or he only pretends so can play with the lady from the couple
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Biggest lies on fab:
Straight
Can accommodate
Couple
Average
Discuss 
(It's just for giggles. Don't get too wound up)  "
I don’t smoke,but in clubs can see they actually do  makes me giggle a bit
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"You are a goddess 
No actually… I’m not. But thanks anyway  "
I’ve had “you’re stunning” quite a lot. Which is ridiculous. You can’t see that from my public pictures. I know it’s meant to be flattering, but it just tells me you’re full of bullshit |
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"You are a goddess
No actually… I’m not. But thanks anyway
I’ve had “you’re stunning” quite a lot. Which is ridiculous. You can’t see that from my public pictures. I know it’s meant to be flattering, but it just tells me you’re full of bullshit "
Tbh girlfriend. If you can smell it before you open the message it’s likely to be BS. Makes me laugh like Sid James |
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"You are a goddess
No actually… I’m not. But thanks anyway
I’ve had “you’re stunning” quite a lot. Which is ridiculous. You can’t see that from my public pictures. I know it’s meant to be flattering, but it just tells me you’re full of bullshit "
Oh hello! Have we messaged before? You look familiar dear. You. Are. STUNNING!!! |
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over a year ago
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"Might get burned at the stake for this but women not liking hundreds of messages.
Women saying they get 100s of messages a day...."
Well yeah, that too |
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"You are a goddess
No actually… I’m not. But thanks anyway
I’ve had “you’re stunning” quite a lot. Which is ridiculous. You can’t see that from my public pictures. I know it’s meant to be flattering, but it just tells me you’re full of bullshit
Oh hello! Have we messaged before? You look familiar dear. You. Are. STUNNING!!!"
See? Bullshit |
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"You are a goddess
No actually… I’m not. But thanks anyway
I’ve had “you’re stunning” quite a lot. Which is ridiculous. You can’t see that from my public pictures. I know it’s meant to be flattering, but it just tells me you’re full of bullshit
Oh hello! Have we messaged before? You look familiar dear. You. Are. STUNNING!!!
See? Bullshit "
He’s absolutely goddamn full of it
And he was grumpy this morning  |
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"You are a goddess
No actually… I’m not. But thanks anyway
I’ve had “you’re stunning” quite a lot. Which is ridiculous. You can’t see that from my public pictures. I know it’s meant to be flattering, but it just tells me you’re full of bullshit
Oh hello! Have we messaged before? You look familiar dear. You. Are. STUNNING!!!
See? Bullshit
He’s absolutely goddamn full of it
And he was grumpy this morning "
Wasn’t he just! |
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"You are a goddess
No actually… I’m not. But thanks anyway
I’ve had “you’re stunning” quite a lot. Which is ridiculous. You can’t see that from my public pictures. I know it’s meant to be flattering, but it just tells me you’re full of bullshit
Oh hello! Have we messaged before? You look familiar dear. You. Are. STUNNING!!!
See? Bullshit
He’s absolutely goddamn full of it
And he was grumpy this morning "
Watch it ladies or I’ll need to take you both in hand! 
I was grumpy but I’m happier now because you all cheered me up  |
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"You are a goddess
No actually… I’m not. But thanks anyway
I’ve had “you’re stunning” quite a lot. Which is ridiculous. You can’t see that from my public pictures. I know it’s meant to be flattering, but it just tells me you’re full of bullshit
Oh hello! Have we messaged before? You look familiar dear. You. Are. STUNNING!!!
See? Bullshit
He’s absolutely goddamn full of it
And he was grumpy this morning
Watch it ladies or I’ll need to take you both in hand!
I was grumpy but I’m happier now because you all cheered me up "
Good luck with that |
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"You are a goddess
No actually… I’m not. But thanks anyway
I’ve had “you’re stunning” quite a lot. Which is ridiculous. You can’t see that from my public pictures. I know it’s meant to be flattering, but it just tells me you’re full of bullshit
Oh hello! Have we messaged before? You look familiar dear. You. Are. STUNNING!!!
See? Bullshit
He’s absolutely goddamn full of it
And he was grumpy this morning
Watch it ladies or I’ll need to take you both in hand!
I was grumpy but I’m happier now because you all cheered me up
Good luck with that "
Sounds like a challenge to me  |
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"You are a goddess
No actually… I’m not. But thanks anyway
I’ve had “you’re stunning” quite a lot. Which is ridiculous. You can’t see that from my public pictures. I know it’s meant to be flattering, but it just tells me you’re full of bullshit
Oh hello! Have we messaged before? You look familiar dear. You. Are. STUNNING!!!
See? Bullshit
He’s absolutely goddamn full of it
And he was grumpy this morning
Watch it ladies or I’ll need to take you both in hand!
I was grumpy but I’m happier now because you all cheered me up
Good luck with that
Sounds like a challenge to me "
Trust me when I say this. Try to take one of us on. You will lose. Try to take both of us on. You must be mad |
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"You are a goddess
No actually… I’m not. But thanks anyway
I’ve had “you’re stunning” quite a lot. Which is ridiculous. You can’t see that from my public pictures. I know it’s meant to be flattering, but it just tells me you’re full of bullshit
Oh hello! Have we messaged before? You look familiar dear. You. Are. STUNNING!!!
See? Bullshit
He’s absolutely goddamn full of it
And he was grumpy this morning
Watch it ladies or I’ll need to take you both in hand!
I was grumpy but I’m happier now because you all cheered me up
Good luck with that
Sounds like a challenge to me
Trust me when I say this. Try to take one of us on. You will lose. Try to take both of us on. You must be mad "
Now you see that just gives me the horn |
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over a year ago
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A new one I have found lots of men using is "I'm moving to your area for work in the next few weeks and would like to make friends before I get there." 6 months later they send you the same message.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Every verification that includes “treat her with respect” or “Don't miss out on this one""
And normally start with "well what can I say about this one" |
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"I promise I won't block you....
Blocked
There is a god n he does listen, im tied of you bombarding me with pics of your quim out "
He didn’t listen to me, I’ve been asking for those pics and not received one yet  |
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"I promise I won't block you....
Blocked
There is a god n he does listen, im tied of you bombarding me with pics of your quim out
He didn’t listen to me, I’ve been asking for those pics and not received one yet "
Your wish is my command |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I promise I won't block you....
Blocked
There is a god n he does listen, im tied of you bombarding me with pics of your quim out
He didn’t listen to me, I’ve been asking for those pics and not received one yet "
I'll have a word with him/her for you  |
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"I promise I won't block you....
Blocked
There is a god n he does listen, im tied of you bombarding me with pics of your quim out
He didn’t listen to me, I’ve been asking for those pics and not received one yet
I'll have a word with him/her for you "
Cheers pal I appreciate it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I promise I won't block you....
Blocked
There is a god n he does listen, im tied of you bombarding me with pics of your quim out
He didn’t listen to me, I’ve been asking for those pics and not received one yet
I'll have a word with him/her for you
Cheers pal I appreciate it "
Not promising out though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Genuine
Nsa
Good looking
Anything “for hours”
You can set the timer!
Egg timer?
Depends! Runny or hard?
Eggs…. Runny
Other things…. Should not be runny "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Genuine
Nsa
Good looking
Anything “for hours”
You can set the timer!
Egg timer?
Depends! Runny or hard?
Eggs…. Runny
Other things…. Should not be runny
Like?
Noses "
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"I promise I won't block you....
Blocked
There is a god n he does listen, im tied of you bombarding me with pics of your quim out
He didn’t listen to me, I’ve been asking for those pics and not received one yet
I'll have a word with him/her for you
Cheers pal I appreciate it
Not promising out though "
Him or her? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I promise I won't block you....
Blocked
There is a god n he does listen, im tied of you bombarding me with pics of your quim out
He didn’t listen to me, I’ve been asking for those pics and not received one yet
I'll have a word with him/her for you
Cheers pal I appreciate it
Not promising out though
Him or her? "
Now your asking |
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"Sydney University "
This one really gets to me. None of these disclaimers mean a thing and fab actually ask you NOT to put them on your profile as they take up space and are pointless. One person puts it and others copy it like sheep. Lol. |
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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago
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I'm genuine
I always smell nice
I love giving- I think I prefer it to receiving
Not looking for one-offs
My favourite is;
I'm new on here.
No, you're not. You've approached me on 4 different profiles & think I won't notice the same manky pics??
Eejits!!!
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""personality over looks"
Verifications from only the "looks" side"
I mean they could have been lucky enough to only meet people with fantastic personalities, who just happen to also look like models. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Female is "very bisexual"= never had any woman before
"Can accommodate" (in my shed/van/garage etc)
VWE (according to the can of Lynx/Sky remote, but actually nowhere near even 5 inch)
Man is "bi-curious"- similar to woman, never had any sexual contact with a man before but "a suck is a suck, no matter who does it" or he only pretends so can play with the lady from the couple
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What is considered VWE? That is the question….  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"6’ tall and when I meet them I taller than them ?? "
Ah…but are you wearing heels when you meet them? Because at 5’11 + your heels you would be over 6’  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"O and ones that say can’t accom or Travel WTF how does one meet then?"
Meet behind bins at Lidl or someone gives them a lift to the clubs but I don’t know I’m just a single guy |
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"O and ones that say can’t accom or Travel WTF how does one meet then?"
Exactly! No effort im mind.
I have done so, and still would for the like minded involved! Travel and accom. |
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Verifications from one straight man to another straight man saying “Ladies, don’t miss out on this one, met him for coffee and he is a right good one”
They’re either trading verifications or trading blow jobs. |
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