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If you were king/queen for a day.
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
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"What would you do? I would work on improving the lives of my citizens. I would make sure that everyone had access to basic needs, like food, health care and education, also to end poverty  "
Make a certain someones life absolute hell for my own entertainment!
Royalty have the best dungeons!  |
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I’d wake up thinking “hmm, how much can I really achieve in one day?”, have a lie in, lose two hours on the fab forums, go for brunch at one of my usual haunts wearing my crown (the whole time), take some new royal fab pictures and lose another two hours in the forums.
I’d probably arrange two evening parties. One for my friends for a right royal rambunctious dinner in the castle. The other a fantastic orgy with all the women I fancy on this site, involving several royal rogerings and releases.
Fall asleep with just a crown and a smile. Good day. |
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I’d annex Brittany. Claim the rights of my ‘work’ ancestors and move over there.
Come tomorrow I’m no longer king but I’ve got a beautiful cottage looking out over the rolling hills, bocage and coasts.
Just need a queen consort to join me?? |
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"Can I be like a glorious monarch of old and order beheadings? 
Can I join you? I may or may not already have a list..."
Absolutely! I propose multiple executioners as it’s going to be a busy day….  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I be like a glorious monarch of old and order beheadings?
Can I join you? I may or may not already have a list...
Did I make the list?"
I have multiple lists for different things. |
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I would line up and imprison a very large portion off the MPs who are at Parliament and put all their expenses etc back into public funds along with making sure their behind bars for a very long time and can never return into position off powers..
Even have some off them publicly shamed as they are marched over to prison..
I would also imprison a load off judges and shady solicitors who get joke suspended sentences along with some off the shady fuckers in the crown prosecution service..
Throw in some extortionate energy firm
Bosses and military industrial complex heads in their too who thrive off misery and profit off other peoples misfortunes
Along with some tabloid journalists I’d make sure would never see the light off day again and news agencies would be shut down..
I would also have the most despicable and heinous off criminals who commit certain unspeakable crimes or are just a dangerous predatory threat to human life/crimes against humanity they have committed be executed..
As for just generally shit behaved people who have made a life or living or gotten away with walking over and making peoples lives a misery or in just general being total piles off dog shit I would have them thrown in a dark hole some where..
Think career criminals or ultra rich one percenters or just anything in between think you’re garden variety everyday POS to you’re A listers I.e. heads off industries or big time players
In short it’s safe to say I would more then likely be a tyrannical king or a dictator BUT if that’s what it takes to purge or wash away all the scum that has festered for so long then so be it sometimes it takes a mean tyrant to keep the scum in check..
I would try to do some good things too but I would be obsessively consumed in my quest to purge the undesirables from the land
In the end I’d probably be assassinated Julius Caesar style but it would be worth it I could die with an evil smile on my face while doing a maniacal laugh  |
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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago
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"End poverty in one day? Ambitious
I'd lie in my boudoir being fed peeled grapes by a naked Shemar Moore
It's a self-care day "
quote]Yes it is ambitious too, it would be like a magic wand, where people would experience a life without poverty, that self care day is good too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I was King for the day, I'd change the law so I am always King from there on out.
I would become mad with power.
Heads would roll "
I was about to say that myself too! Why would anybody who gets absolute power for a day not use that day to put in place laws and edicts to entrench that power for much longer than a day?
Fully agree. I'd do the bloody same. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would line up and imprison a very large portion off the MPs who are at Parliament and put all their expenses etc back into public funds along with making sure their behind bars for a very long time and can never return into position off powers..
Even have some off them publicly shamed as they are marched over to prison..
I would also imprison a load off judges and shady solicitors who get joke suspended sentences along with some off the shady fuckers in the crown prosecution service..
Throw in some extortionate energy firm
Bosses and military industrial complex heads in their too who thrive off misery and profit off other peoples misfortunes
Along with some tabloid journalists I’d make sure would never see the light off day again and news agencies would be shut down..
I would also have the most despicable and heinous off criminals who commit certain unspeakable crimes or are just a dangerous predatory threat to human life/crimes against humanity they have committed be executed..
As for just generally shit behaved people who have made a life or living or gotten away with walking over and making peoples lives a misery or in just general being total piles off dog shit I would have them thrown in a dark hole some where..
Think career criminals or ultra rich one percenters or just anything in between think you’re garden variety everyday POS to you’re A listers I.e. heads off industries or big time players
In short it’s safe to say I would more then likely be a tyrannical king or a dictator BUT if that’s what it takes to purge or wash away all the scum that has festered for so long then so be it sometimes it takes a mean tyrant to keep the scum in check..
I would try to do some good things too but I would be obsessively consumed in my quest to purge the undesirables from the land
In the end I’d probably be assassinated Julius Caesar style but it would be worth it I could die with an evil smile on my face while doing a maniacal laugh "
You would not be a Caesar. You'd be a Sulla. Caesar cared about being loved by the plebs. Sulla straight up gave no fucks, became Roman dictator twice, won the wars and purges he was involved in, and retired thereafter with no repercussions. |
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You would not be a Caesar. You'd be a Sulla. Caesar cared about being loved by the plebs. Sulla straight up gave no fucks, became Roman dictator twice, won the wars and purges he was involved in, and retired thereafter with no repercussions. "
Hmmm fair enough I stand corrected from a historical point bravo sir  ..
I suppose that makes more sense what you described but knowing my luck some treasonous wretches in my ranks would plot and conspire against me to overthrow me…
Hence trying to assassinate me the way Julius was, unless off course I catch them first and get them to sing like canaries to admit their guilt after some ahem….”enhanced interrogation” is used by my specialist minions to get them to spill all the information I need.. |
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