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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I,ll have lettuce for hair...
My hair doesn't do anything except hang there looking limp
Besides I like cucumber and if I got peckish I might nibble my cucumber arms.... |
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"Cucumber arms would be ok for a bit of self-love but not a lot else so I'm going for lettuce hair. I'm not sure how well it will hold out after a bit of pulling though 
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Would need to be a full cucumber. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lettuce for hair. It’s falling out anyway so I’ll only have to put up with it for a few more years.
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Lettuce pray to God. †  †"
Hopefully the hair god. Or a Turkish surgeon. |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
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"Have lettuce for hair or cucumbers for arms? Tough question but one that needs asked. "
Very tough one. Can I have a cock like a big fat cucumber please , powered by two huge sacks of mayonnaise. Was that an option ? |
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"Have lettuce for hair or cucumbers for arms? Tough question but one that needs asked.
Very tough one. Can I have a cock like a big fat cucumber please , powered by two huge sacks of mayonnaise. Was that an option ? "
It is now |
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"Lettuce hair.
I am pretty sure I won’t get slugs  
How will I get my morning cuppa with cucumber arms?!!! Or anything else useful done. Or do we have hands at the end of said cucumbers?
Definitely overthinking this now!  "
Cut strips of cucumber to make fingers maybe. |
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