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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Woody b. - I’m not bad.

*I might try the middle button too …

I’m okay.

Your turn.

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By *rettyflamingoCouple over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

Curvalicious and delicious

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wonko. I'm sane

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Kitty - I like it in the butt.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kitty - I like it in the butt."

A tongue or a cucumber?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not normal.

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan over a year ago

Norwich

I am.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will fill in later

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Horny and very hung HMU

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By *rettyflamingoCouple over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

"Will fill in later"

I nearly spat out my tea reading this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Horny and very hung HMU

HmU ?

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By *itvclaireTV/TS over a year ago

Birmingham

Long sexy legs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will fill in later

I nearly spat out my tea reading this

Ha, well I'm glad you managed to swallow.

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By *urbo TedMan over a year ago

Stansted

Works for Sydney University

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By *rettyflamingoCouple over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

"Will fill in later

I nearly spat out my tea reading this

Ha, well I'm glad you managed to swallow.

Yes in large gulps too

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By *alty surpriseMan over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Not your normal dirty trucker

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By *razytimesinloveCouple over a year ago

SW Scotland

Eats ass on the first date

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stands for "hit me up" haha.

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By *otfun75Man over a year ago

leeds

Submissive xxx

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By *atfuckerbristolMan over a year ago

Wells

Reassuringly average in most ways

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By *mwirralMan over a year ago

wirral

Best tongue ever

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By *undayGirl 69Woman over a year ago

Coalville

Will make u a brew…

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By *nvincible ButterflyWoman over a year ago

LEEDS

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By *nvincible ButterflyWoman over a year ago

LEEDS

Slippy when wet

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By *mwirralMan over a year ago

wirral

"Slippy when wet"

Love it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am now the boss x

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Slightly better than a wank.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in hospital still

Think that says it all

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

Open all hours.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Magical tongue

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple over a year ago

West Bromwich

D - I have boobs

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By *idlandiaMan over a year ago

Birmingham

I try hard

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

Magic fingers

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

I take slightly above average photos.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"D - I have boobs

Magnificent boobs

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan over a year ago

Bradford

"I take slightly above average photos.

The mr "

That sir is a lie your photos

Are excellent.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sex is better then coffee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pass the salt

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By *akeanyoneMan over a year ago

I'll bring the cakes

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple over a year ago

Southampton

I'm a lot of naughty and quite a bit of nice

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By *uyForeLadiesMan over a year ago

Grantham

I'm a cunning linguist.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bit of a cunt but can bake a mean cake

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By *oung.cplCouple over a year ago

Northampton

Horny and pregnant

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By *ellhungvweMan over a year ago

Cheltenham

Can tie my own shoe laces.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Totally worth it

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By *icassolifelikeMan over a year ago

Luton

"I'm a cunning linguist.

As cunning as a fox who’s just been appointed professor of Cunning at Oxford University?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will fill your pie with meat better than Pukka

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By *eyond PurityCouple over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Double the fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me so horny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a cunning linguist.

As cunning as a fox who’s just been appointed professor of Cunning at Oxford University? "

Ah Slackbladder!

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By *ubcdverykinkyMan over a year ago

Bourne lincs

2 kinky for people on here definitely

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Punching. Sooooooo so punching.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"2 kinky for people on here definitely "

The king of kink

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Happy to stay under the duvet and make a nest for two.

*until summer.

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

Peachy - an old fart with a decent arse.

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By *r N Mrs BobCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

Be Careful….. The pussy is addictive !

Mr B

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

naughty and nice

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman over a year ago

North West

Sprockett, lippy, slippy and delicious.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She is a bit of a show off

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By *.R.MMan over a year ago

Norfolk

The most average of average people, mostly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Be Careful….. The pussy is addictive !

Mr B"

I bet the cracks pretty moreish too

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By *rtyIanMan over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Good with words and in the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will drain your balls and you will forget me

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan over a year ago

bedford

"I will drain your balls and you will forget me "

Sold

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hot Indian Milf

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a pulse.

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By *ornycougaWoman over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Sometimes worth the effort

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By *imply DeeWoman over a year ago

Wherever

I bake the best chocolate cake (oops, wrong website)

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By *adMerWoman over a year ago

Sandwich

Madmer - A memorable experience

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By *oupleformeetCouple over a year ago

london

Check our photos

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can’t be trusted to be left unsupervised

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Can’t be trusted to be left unsupervised "

Needs reins. True story.

Winston

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Carlisle

- Can make every woman squirt in under 20 seconds!!

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By *illie fitMan over a year ago

wonderland

I’ll bring cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can’t be trusted to be left unsupervised

Needs reins. True story.

Winston "

I’ve been good so far

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By *irty Flirty HarryMan over a year ago

East Sussex

I can do your ironing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm not normal."

Just another ordinary girl elf? _ new name

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Will fill in later"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"- Can make every woman squirt in under 20 seconds!!

Do you just squeeze them really hard like stamping on a tube of toothpaste?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I treat women like Gordon Ramsey treats shit cooks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a lot more sexy photos hidden x

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By *r laidbackMan over a year ago

London & New Brighton

Chilled

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Carlisle

"- Can make every woman squirt in under 20 seconds!!

Do you just squeeze them really hard like stamping on a tube of toothpaste?

Im not at liberty to divulge any trade secrets …. It’s actually 15 seconds now but I don’t want people thinking im full of it!! Oh and they’re multiples too.. I also ejaculate around 6 litres and cum 8 times every hour….

and my cock is 7 inches… off the ground!!

( some of The above may be exaggerated … but this is the lounge!! )

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pessimistically Optimistic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Caring, slim, shapely, funny, calm and contemplative

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sucks like a Dyson

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By *red333Man over a year ago

Dorchester

Don't miss this one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Woody. Treat me with respect.

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By *anSMan over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Will make u a brew… "

Strong with one sugar please

That’ll be my one liner too, love a decent cuppa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ask us anything

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Curvalicious and delicious

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totally agree..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

psychotic.. but has a decent rack.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Abit boring

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The best bits are in our friends only..

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Tall and I am like "him off the telly" or "bloke in that film".

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By *orkshirePudMan over a year ago

between your thighs..

I’m like a beacon for crazy people because I’m nice and polite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fit, Fun, Adventurous, Respectful, Respectable, Kind, Generous; Choose 7.

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By *ot_Guy999Man over a year ago

Close by...

Good chat... Great fun

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By *.T.Man over a year ago

Belfast

Not as bad as his profile would suggest...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Distinctly average.

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By *HaRiFMan over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Every Little Helps

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By *ustamanMan over a year ago

weymouth

Aged well

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By *nonymous95-2Woman over a year ago

Northwich

Anon95: You could do worse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dripping minge.

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS over a year ago

Sexville

Cheeky, fun…. And loves it up the bum

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By *orphia2003Woman over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Comes with beer and cake.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Woody. Treat me with respect, but no cake.

Not even a nice jam rolly poly?

Winston

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Classy, sassy and a bit smart assy

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm just god damn adorable

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m awesome

I know it, you know it and even your next door neighbours dog knows it.

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By *evonrobMan over a year ago

Kingsbridge

Surprisingly energetic!!

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By *lynJMan over a year ago

Morden

If all else fails, I bake cakes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lives up to his name

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Easy going guy, with great tongue skills

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Unashamed to love Ted Bundy

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Boo can vouch for this, we were out for a drink recently and a guy from the next table came over to say “You are the most beautiful man wearing glasses I’ve ever seen. You rock them.” So there you go. That’ll do me.

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple over a year ago

Southampton

"- Can make every woman squirt in under 20 seconds!!

Proof! Or it didn't happen lol

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple over a year ago

Southampton

"Easy going guy, with great tongue skills

Evidence required lol

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Carlisle

"- Can make every woman squirt in under 20 seconds!!

Proof! Or it didn't happen lol"

Proof can be provided…

practical demonstration obviously

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By *ixenforfunWoman over a year ago

banes mask

Mad irish woman with a nice bum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Game for anything

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By *tephanjMan over a year ago

Kettering

Boring old fart

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By *entlemanrogueMan over a year ago

Motherwell

Far more fun than your average fabber

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By *viatrixWoman over a year ago

Redhill

You’ll come back begging for more.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dripping minge."

Works for me...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All in the mindset!

The limit you place is the limit it is.

More thinkers,than doer's.

Dont pluck the flower. Water the flower,admire all the colours shapes,smells. = as we humans are flowers

Peace unto all fabbers

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By *weetkitten65Woman over a year ago

Halifax

Pucker up for a snog...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Limits do not apply. Apply within

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple over a year ago

Southampton

"- Can make every woman squirt in under 20 seconds!!

Proof! Or it didn't happen lol

Proof can be provided…

practical demonstration obviously

sounds like a challenge

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Best beard on fab

Beard

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

Fruit loop x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Woody. Treat me with creosot, …..

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

Literally the best in the world at modesty.

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Carlisle

"- Can make every woman squirt in under 20 seconds!!

Proof! Or it didn't happen lol

Proof can be provided…

practical demonstration obviously

sounds like a challenge

As long as I don’t have to slap you across the face with a glove - throw it on the ground and call you names…. Then meeting on a picnic table at Dawn!!

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By *red333Man over a year ago

Dorchester

I'm what fabs all about i think

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By *ensual mMan over a year ago

conwy

Hi or hello is not a conversation starter i use

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By *lirtyAndFunCouple over a year ago

Rushden

Sexually Insatiable, socially awkward.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I’m quality over quantity.

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By *red333Man over a year ago

Dorchester

What goes out must come in

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By *wistedsoul35Man over a year ago

cumbria

60% of the time.... My dick works, every time...

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

I prefer a Gin and then the Sin.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Big dicked babyface

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By *fweonlymeettwiceMan over a year ago

Madrid

"Slightly better than a wank.

"
you can beat an egg but you can't beat a good wank

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Mad irish woman with a nice bum"

I can concur.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A little sexy by nature, a whole lot naughty by choice

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Port talbot

You should get in bed with me because I didn't want to be honest I don't think I would be a good idea to mix fb and fab people in the future but I think it’d get vacuumed in and never to be seen again.

Middle button

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By *fweonlymeettwiceMan over a year ago

Madrid

Hungary sex starved I could eat a nice pussy until the cows come home

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Port talbot

"You should get in bed with me because I didn't want to be honest I don't think I would be a good idea to mix fb and fab people in the future but I think it’d get vacuumed in and never to be seen again.

Middle button "

Also before anyone says that's not one line, it is but it's a long one

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Port talbot

"Hungary sex starved I could eat a nice pussy until the cows come home

This guy can lick for hours

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By *weetkitten65Woman over a year ago

Halifax

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By *weetkitten65Woman over a year ago

Halifax

Once met, never forgotten..

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

Sex on Legs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One kiss is all it takes for you to want me

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

One of a kind

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By *lex46TV/TS over a year ago

Near Wells

I will give you the best blow job you've ever had.

That's what I tell the guys when they ask the " what you into" or "what you going to do to me"

I've never had any complaints but to be honest, most guys run a mile when they receive that message

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By *herry delightWoman over a year ago

Ilfracombe

Head down arse up

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Has big boobs, bum and mad hair.

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Bit of a nob but gets away with it with his cheeky charm.

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By *ny1localMan over a year ago

READING

Have my own teeth, and the receipts to prove they're mine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Comes with beer and cake."

Where d"ya get ya beer and cake from?

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By *ongLeggyLadyWoman over a year ago

Bucks

Single Pringle …once I pop I can’t stop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Short but funsized lol

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"Short but funsized lol"

Yep. And I am *so* looking forward to unwrapping and tasting you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Short but funsized lol

Yep. And I am *so* looking forward to unwrapping and tasting you.

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By *rolicUsCouple over a year ago

Alluringly mysterious

Surprisingly mischievous yet lithe. X2

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By *LIVEANDKICKING100Man over a year ago

DUBLIN

Available for all sorts of bold fun!

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By *LIVEANDKICKING100Man over a year ago

DUBLIN

"Curvalicious and delicious

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You most certainly are. ??

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By *ancer36Woman over a year ago

Stirling

Flexible firecracker x

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By *eastXMan over a year ago

London

Fuck that youd never forget!

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By *s-two-75Couple over a year ago

“Horny bi couple making up for lost time!”

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By *REEPALESTINEMan over a year ago

derby

Professional pussy pounder

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By *hagTonightMan over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

I like gummy bears mmmmm

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man over a year ago

Stourbridge

The unbearable lightness of being.

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By *HaRiFMan over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"Comes with beer and cake.

Where d"ya get ya beer and cake from?

Asda

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"Flexible firecracker x"

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....·•°*

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By *rishman75Man over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

Great kisser

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'm good at getting the last word in

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