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Weather balloons or ALIENS ?
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Its no coincidence that we have suddenly managed to crack the key to cold fusion on a small Scale a couple of months ago - and now we have all of these strange objects circling the night sky. The Martians are worried that we can now send space rockets there powered only by a glass of water… next we will invent the faster than light speed drive… by adding coffee to the water - we all know caffeine makes things go faster …. So we will be on Mars in 5 minutes flat powered by a double espresso - coffee will then be taxed like fuel so a dble espresso will cost £3500 … and a cappuccino… well no point thinking about it!!  |
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First one was a windy accident and then the copycat ballooners got involved. They are trying to scare us with their plastic flying air filled poppy things! Don't fall for it! Destroy all balloons!
I need to stop drinking coffee so early |
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Bastards! That was my brand new porn satellite they shot down! I was getting hardcore channels from all over the globe as well and would’ve gotten away with it if it weren’t for those pesky kids in that garish coloured van who alerted the authorities!  |
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over a year ago
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"well if they are aliens we certainly no how to greet them,
They only wanted to share their mashed potato technology...what have we done "
Omg I remember when they first arrived on tv with their welcome messages! |
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By *ryan... OP Man
over a year ago
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"well if they are aliens we certainly no how to greet them,
They only wanted to share their mashed potato technology...what have we done
Omg I remember when they first arrived on tv with their welcome messages! "
.and we still peel potatoes with our little knives...haha haha haha haha .. |
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It’s all another conspiracy. If there had been a serious security breech over a country - any country, do you really think that the said country would release that information to the press to be published and henceforth discussed on forums like this, the press and on public television!
Really- how can people be so gullible ?
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"It’s all another conspiracy. If there had been a serious security breech over a country - any country, do you really think that the said country would release that information to the press to be published and henceforth discussed on forums like this, the press and on public television!
Really- how can people be so gullible ?
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Here we go, strap yourselves in.
The YouTube basement dwellers have spoken. |
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I can't believe that the White House had to formally state that it is not extraterrestrial activity. Wait, it's the US, okay, I can..
Someone fire up the War of the Worlds soundtrack..... |
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"It’s all another conspiracy. If there had been a serious security breech over a country - any country, do you really think that the said country would release that information to the press to be published and henceforth discussed on forums like this, the press and on public television!
Really- how can people be so gullible ?
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What is your theory? What really happened? |
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What is your theory? What really happened? "
First was a Chinese Weather Balloon. Whether it was genuinely "surveiling" we will never know.
Others ? Stuff that's been up there for honking ages.
Why are they finding it now ? Because they've detuned their radar sensitivities and are finding nonsense they has been aloft for yonks.
And I suspect some of that stuff that's been up there for years has probably been responsible for other "UFO sightings" by pilots and air passengers.
All manner of crap.
Kids "science projects"
Private "ash/remains being made airborne"
"Lantern Parties"
And other such nonsense. |
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"I can't believe that the White House had to formally state that it is not extraterrestrial activity. Wait, it's the US, okay, I can..
Someone fire up the War of the Worlds soundtrack....."
I've just watched Gerard Butler singlehandedly defeat some North Koreans and take back the White House. Excellent documentary actually. And then there's that nice Mr Smith who has previously defeated the Aliens on Independence Day itself. I think the US will be fine. It has a wide skills base to deal with this sort of thing. There are documentaries about it all over Netflix and Amazon  |
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"I mean after the way the world has been going the last 3 years, it wouldnt really suprise me if ET came to visit lol"
That would be a pretty spectacular way to go, wouldn't it ? I mean, we're going to die anyway, and there are common ailments we all tend to perish from statistically speaking, but adding "Nommed by Ravenous Aliens (that looked like Mr. Blobby)" would be quite novel and sardonic I think. |
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"I mean after the way the world has been going the last 3 years, it wouldnt really suprise me if ET came to visit lol"
Any intelligent life form will have already checked us out and will be keeping well away…  |
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"I mean after the way the world has been going the last 3 years, it wouldnt really suprise me if ET came to visit lol
Any intelligent life form will have already checked us out and will be keeping well away… "
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How many balloons do they shoot down that float over from Disney land .
Wouldn't make a good story " American soldiers shoot down a 3 foot Micky mouse "
...mayby the Chinese should do that so not to arouse suspicion. Toy story spy balloons |
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"How many balloons do they shoot down that float over from Disney land .
Wouldn't make a good story " American soldiers shoot down a 3 foot Micky mouse "
...mayby the Chinese should do that so not to arouse suspicion. Toy story spy balloons "
Don't give them ideas! |
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"I mean after the way the world has been going the last 3 years, it wouldnt really suprise me if ET came to visit lol
Couldn’t make things any worse, really."
Exatly just let him phone home lol |
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"I mean after the way the world has been going the last 3 years, it wouldnt really suprise me if ET came to visit lol
Any intelligent life form will have already checked us out and will be keeping well away…
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"I mean after the way the world has been going the last 3 years, it wouldnt really suprise me if ET came to visit lol
Couldn’t make things any worse, really.
Exatly just let him phone home
lol"
as long as he's not on EE, he will have no chance |
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"I mean after the way the world has been going the last 3 years, it wouldnt really suprise me if ET came to visit lol
Couldn’t make things any worse, really.
Exatly just let him phone home
lol as long as he's not on EE, he will have no chance "
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"Hot air balloon rides are cancelled until further notice "
Hang on I'd played in advance
I want refund or a double trip it was a valentines day gift .
Always the same last minute cancelation
usely you say its too
Windy to fly .now who's windy
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By *an hjCouple
over a year ago
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Everyone calm down, inside info for you ----- Pink Floyd have been trying to recreate their flying pig video, Ossie Osbourne doesn't like it, so keeps getting them shot down.
Let's face it, if it was aliens, Buck Rogers would have sorted it out. |
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