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London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.
London calling to the swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!
Good Evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Bìnaries, Whatevëries and Inçlusivitíes, and welcome to the -Thursday Nocturnal Thread©™-
Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight and beyond...
Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts, Nightshifters and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity.
Don't be shy — come and say Hi.
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This evening we sit beside Mrs KC who has taken root in her plush hospital suite in Harley Street, Fitzrovia, London. The saucy cow.
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Goooooood Evening KC²! You are, uncannily, this evening's F¹rst poster. It must be all that chloroform in your blood!  "
I wish they could have used chloroform on me!!! Even fecking diazapam didn't do much  |
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Goooooood Evening KC²! You are, uncannily, this evening's F¹rst poster. It must be all that chloroform in your blood!
I wish they could have used chloroform on me!!! Even fecking diazapam didn't do much "
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You know that I sympathise but.... |
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"I’ll bring a nice takeaway for her to munch on xxx
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And your mammaries for dessert? 
Good evening MístyPèaks!
Well..erm… sure. But I’m not sure they’re to Mrs KC’s taste 
I do like blancmange "
I’m not sure how to take that.  |
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"I’ll bring a nice takeaway for her to munch on xxx
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And your mammaries for dessert?
Good evening MístyPèaks!
Well..erm… sure. But I’m not sure they’re to Mrs KC’s taste
I do like blancmange "
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There's only so much that a member of the school/college fuckality (sic) can stomach of the daily ice cream and insipid jelly! |
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Hello and good evening Dan de Lyön. Long have the months drawn since we last intersected. Are you well? Our patient requires a bedtime story of an erotic persuasion."
Very well thank you squire. And you? Let me go and find my collection of literotica and see if I can find something suitable. |
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"Good evening All
Hope you get back to full strength soon Miss KC x"
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Good evening Ânniê! Thank you for joining the Nocturnal Ward. Pull aside the silk privacy curtains and take a seat. KC²'s hidden a small hip flask filled with Brandy under her memory foam pillow...lest she forgets!  |
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And your mammaries for dessert?
Good evening MístyPèaks!
Well..erm… sure. But I’m not sure they’re to Mrs KC’s taste
I do like blancmange
I’m not sure how to take that. "
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....with Brandy and Milk. For medicinal purposes of course! |
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"Evening late nighters
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Hello and good evening Dan de Lyön. Long have the months drawn since we last intersected. Are you well? Our patient requires a bedtime story of an erotic persuasion.
Very well thank you squire. And you? Let me go and find my collection of literotica and see if I can find something suitable."
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A gentleman to the core, need I say more? |
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"I’ll bring a nice takeaway for her to munch on xxx
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And your mammaries for dessert?
Good evening MístyPèaks!
Well..erm… sure. But I’m not sure they’re to Mrs KC’s taste
I do like blancmange
I’m not sure how to take that. "
I think all boobs look a bit like blancmange in the way they jiggle. I think mine look like that too....... |
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"I’ll bring a nice takeaway for her to munch on xxx
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And your mammaries for dessert?
Good evening MístyPèaks!
Well..erm… sure. But I’m not sure they’re to Mrs KC’s taste
I do like blancmange
I’m not sure how to take that.
I think all boobs look a bit like blancmange in the way they jiggle. I think mine look like that too......."
Ah. Fair enough. I don’t like blancmange so that threw me |
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"Evening all, bit of an earlier visit this evening.
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Long day in the workshop "
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Evening greetings AttentiveRabbit! Did you bring your toolkit? There's a Gurney that needs fixing and a wonky wheelchair with go-slower stripes. |
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"Evening all, bit of an earlier visit this evening.
*takes off overalls as covered in carbon dust to reveal his favourite herringbone t evening attire.
Long day in the workshop
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Evening greetings AttentiveRabbit! Did you bring your toolkit? There's a Gurney that needs fixing and a wonky wheelchair with go-slower stripes. "
I can’t fix it I’m afraid, but we can manufacture it in F1 Carbon fibre.
I get the lads on it right away.
Anyone for a carbon insole whilst we on the medical offering |
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"Evening Nero, Mrs KC and fellow nocturnals. Today has been a good day  and tomorrow is Friday! Hope everyone else has had a good day.
J"
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Good evening JulieAndBééf! Thank you for popping by the Nocturnal! Warmest wishes to you both!  |
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"Evening all, bit of an earlier visit this evening.
*takes off overalls as covered in carbon dust to reveal his favourite herringbone t evening attire.
Long day in the workshop
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Evening greetings AttentiveRabbit! Did you bring your toolkit? There's a Gurney that needs fixing and a wonky wheelchair with go-slower stripes.
I can’t fix it I’m afraid, but we can manufacture it in F1 Carbon fibre.
I get the lads on it right away.
Anyone for a carbon insole whilst we on the medical offering "
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There are insoles for arseholes in size 9 Plimsolls. |
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Of Wrath?
Good evening Swing. Nice of you to pop by. There's some artisanal coffee in the pot, next to KC²."
Talking of coffee, for the first time I was offered a blonde roast.
Being resident here for a little while the terminology wasn’t what I expected
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Good evening Swing. Nice of you to pop by. There's some artisanal coffee in the pot, next to KC².
There's some NHS coffee available - lukewarm and tasteless "
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Don't say that! You'll scare off her posh-poncy tastes!  |
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Good evening Swing. Nice of you to pop by. There's some artisanal coffee in the pot, next to KC².
There's some NHS coffee available - lukewarm and tasteless "
The last time I was an inmate a friend brought me a Costa. I was so grateful  |
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Of Wrath?
Good evening Swing. Nice of you to pop by. There's some artisanal coffee in the pot, next to KC².
There's some NHS coffee available - lukewarm and tasteless
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Don't say that! You'll scare off her posh-poncy tastes! "
Ms Swing knows allllllll about NHS coffee! |
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"I'll bring the grapes
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Of Wrath?
Good evening Swing. Nice of you to pop by. There's some artisanal coffee in the pot, next to KC².
Talking of coffee, for the first time I was offered a blonde roast.
Being resident here for a little while the terminology wasn’t what I expected "
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Reach out to Swing / Inaswingdress: she's a coffee aficionado. She will lay bare. She's from Tasmania, but please don't hold that against her.  |
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"I'll bring the grapes
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Good evening Swing. Nice of you to pop by. There's some artisanal coffee in the pot, next to KC².
There's some NHS coffee available - lukewarm and tasteless
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Don't say that! You'll scare off her posh-poncy tastes!
Ms Swing knows allllllll about NHS coffee!"
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"I'll bring the grapes
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Of Wrath?
Good evening Swing. Nice of you to pop by. There's some artisanal coffee in the pot, next to KC².
Talking of coffee, for the first time I was offered a blonde roast.
Being resident here for a little while the terminology wasn’t what I expected
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Reach out to Swing / Inaswingdress: she's a coffee aficionado. She will lay bare. She's from Tasmania, but please don't hold that against her. "
Piss off |
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"I'll bring the grapes
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Of Wrath?
Good evening Swing. Nice of you to pop by. There's some artisanal coffee in the pot, next to KC².
There's some NHS coffee available - lukewarm and tasteless
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Don't say that! You'll scare off her posh-poncy tastes!
Ms Swing knows allllllll about NHS coffee!
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Swing can also whistle "Rule Britannia" whilst slowly pushing down the plunger in her Cafetière. |
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Of Wrath?
Good evening Swing. Nice of you to pop by. There's some artisanal coffee in the pot, next to KC².
There's some NHS coffee available - lukewarm and tasteless
The last time I was an inmate a friend brought me a Costa. I was so grateful "
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Inmate!! Great choice of words from an Aussie! |
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"Boobs for desert ! Always a winner. Medical salutations otherwise. The prescription required is .....???
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...to be administered at your discretion, Ådrian5²! And good evening sir.  "
Huge hugs as a minimum and anything else that improves the overall mood me thinks |
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"Boobs for desert ! Always a winner. Medical salutations otherwise. The prescription required is .....???
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...to be administered at your discretion, Ådrian5²! And good evening sir.
Huge hugs as a minimum and anything else that improves the overall mood me thinks "
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Would that be administered via IV Drip?  |
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"Boobs for desert ! Always a winner. Medical salutations otherwise. The prescription required is .....???
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...to be administered at your discretion, Ådrian5²! And good evening sir.
Huge hugs as a minimum and anything else that improves the overall mood me thinks
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Would that be administered via IV Drip? "
It can be arranged I'll get the pharmacists on it. |
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"Boobs for desert ! Always a winner. Medical salutations otherwise. The prescription required is .....???
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...to be administered at your discretion, Ådrian5²! And good evening sir.
Huge hugs as a minimum and anything else that improves the overall mood me thinks
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Would that be administered via IV Drip?
It can be arranged I'll get the pharmacists on it. "
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Your response times are impeccable!  |
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"Anyway, what time is Ward Round? What news from the Fellows and the Juniors Doctors?"
Night nurse has just brought me some vile pain medicine stuff and brought me some tea. She's lovingly put out the light and closed the door to keep out the noise. She's a good 'un |
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"It's the Mïdnïght Høur ØØ.ØØhrs. +  +
Am I in a different time zone? "
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The timezone has changed. My heart remains the same. Lois, I haven't seen you for months and months. And we're all the richer for you now. X |
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"It's the Mïdnïght Høur ØØ.ØØhrs. + +
Am I in a different time zone?
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The timezone has changed. My heart remains the same. Lois, I haven't seen you for months and months. And we're all the richer for you now. X"
I thought I had lost my ability to tell the time.
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"It's the Mïdnïght Høur ØØ.ØØhrs. + +
Am I in a different time zone?
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The timezone has changed. My heart remains the same. Lois, I haven't seen you for months and months. And we're all the richer for you now. X
I thought I had lost my ability to tell the time.
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Thank goodness I wasn't making love to you. I would have cum early.  |
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"It's the Mïdnïght Høur ØØ.ØØhrs. + +
Am I in a different time zone?
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The timezone has changed. My heart remains the same. Lois, I haven't seen you for months and months. And we're all the richer for you now. X
I thought I had lost my ability to tell the time.
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Thank goodness I wasn't making love to you. I would have cum early. "
Anyone one attempting to make love to me would break the landspeed record for escaping my bed |
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over a year ago
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Nero.
I haven't popped on here in a while. But I thought I'd say hello.
I'm currently deeply upset. My partner is asleep beside me, and he's snoring and farting and the smell is ruining my atmosphere. I'm looking at the moon, listening to some 80s classics. And well, I'm not enjoying it anymore.
Darjeeling I hope you've had a beautiful day! Send my love to Jim if you see him. I should get a job on babestation so I can say hello. |
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"Evening Nero, I’m a late comer this evening.
Evening nocturnals, any booby hugs on offer? I could do with a big smile  "
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Good evening lõthbrõk. It's never too late. In fact it's often quite early when making a beeline for the midnight hour.
We're coming live to you from Mrs KC² hospital bed (what's left of it). |
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"Nero.
I haven't popped on here in a while. But I thought I'd say hello.
I'm currently deeply upset. My partner is asleep beside me, and he's snoring and farting and the smell is ruining my atmosphere. I'm looking at the moon, listening to some 80s classics. And well, I'm not enjoying it anymore.
Darjeeling I hope you've had a beautiful day! Send my love to Jim if you see him. I should get a job on babestation so I can say hello. "
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Check your inbox Buttercup: I have a message from him to you. |
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"Nero.
I haven't popped on here in a while. But I thought I'd say hello.
I'm currently deeply upset. My partner is asleep beside me, and he's snoring and farting and the smell is ruining my atmosphere. I'm looking at the moon, listening to some 80s classics. And well, I'm not enjoying it anymore.
Darjeeling I hope you've had a beautiful day! Send my love to Jim if you see him. I should get a job on babestation so I can say hello. "
LBC is the smell clearing the eye goop though? Sending you love too |
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"And hellooooooo to all other late night humans. Hi Lois. I've not seen your face for a while. I need to come here more often. "
Ha I come here about once every 4 months now. Which is more than I come in any other way |
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"Nero.
I haven't popped on here in a while. But I thought I'd say hello.
I'm currently deeply upset. My partner is asleep beside me, and he's snoring and farting and the smell is ruining my atmosphere. I'm looking at the moon, listening to some 80s classics. And well, I'm not enjoying it anymore.
Darjeeling I hope you've had a beautiful day! Send my love to Jim if you see him. I should get a job on babestation so I can say hello. "
Lemon! You should defo get yourself on Babestation and see if Jim notices. Would you like me to send your love to him? |
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over a year ago
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"Evening Nero, I’m a late comer this evening.
Evening nocturnals, any booby hugs on offer? I could do with a big smile
I’m good at booby hugs "
Have I heard booby hugs? |
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"It's the Mïdnïght Høur ØØ.ØØhrs. + +
Am I in a different time zone?
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The timezone has changed. My heart remains the same. Lois, I haven't seen you for months and months. And we're all the richer for you now. X
I thought I had lost my ability to tell the time.
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Thank goodness I wasn't making love to you. I would have cum early.
Anyone one attempting to make love to me would break the landspeed record for escaping my bed "
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Lois, you've got an Empress Style bed: take ages to vacate it!  |
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"Evening Nero, I’m a late comer this evening.
Evening nocturnals, any booby hugs on offer? I could do with a big smile
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Good evening lõthbrõk. It's never too late. In fact it's often quite early when making a beeline for the midnight hour.
We're coming live to you from Mrs KC² hospital bed (what's left of it). "
My hospital bed was changed this morning for clinically clean bedding and I haven't soiled them just yet! It's a bit of a snug fit though, they seem too short (and I'm not terribly tall!) |
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"Evening Nero, I’m a late comer this evening.
Evening nocturnals, any booby hugs on offer? I could do with a big smile
I’m good at booby hugs "
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It's the perfect panacea to åll ailments and maladies. |
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"Nero.
I haven't popped on here in a while. But I thought I'd say hello.
I'm currently deeply upset. My partner is asleep beside me, and he's snoring and farting and the smell is ruining my atmosphere. I'm looking at the moon, listening to some 80s classics. And well, I'm not enjoying it anymore.
Darjeeling I hope you've had a beautiful day! Send my love to Jim if you see him. I should get a job on babestation so I can say hello.
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Check your inbox Buttercup: I have a message from him to you. "
Oh my god Nero you're such a liar why did you just send me a picture of your MAGNIFICENT ERECT PENIS? |
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"Evening Nero, I’m a late comer this evening.
Evening nocturnals, any booby hugs on offer? I could do with a big smile
I’m good at booby hugs
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It's the perfect panacea to åll ailments and maladies."
I give them freely. I’m a healer  |
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over a year ago
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No Lois it is making it worse I'm sure! Maybe his asshole is the real reason why my eyes are fighting for their life right now.
Yes KC please tell him he's got a boner for me and I like his penis. But I also like him because he's a really cool guy. 10/10. |
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"And hellooooooo to all other late night humans. Hi Lois. I've not seen your face for a while. I need to come here more often.
Ha I come here about once every 4 months now. Which is more than I come in any other way "
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Ooooh! You filthy fox! |
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"Evening Nero, I’m a late comer this evening.
Evening nocturnals, any booby hugs on offer? I could do with a big smile
I’m good at booby hugs
Have I heard booby hugs? "
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Quite possibly. The hospital corridors are quite echo'y. |
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"Evening Nero, I’m a late comer this evening.
Evening nocturnals, any booby hugs on offer? I could do with a big smile
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Good evening lõthbrõk. It's never too late. In fact it's often quite early when making a beeline for the midnight hour.
We're coming live to you from Mrs KC² hospital bed (what's left of it).
My hospital bed was changed this morning for clinically clean bedding and I haven't soiled them just yet! It's a bit of a snug fit though, they seem too short (and I'm not terribly tall!)"
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I loathe 'hospitalish' clinical blue blankets and sheets. They need to furnish private care patients like KC² with John Lewis duvets. |
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"Nero.
I haven't popped on here in a while. But I thought I'd say hello.
I'm currently deeply upset. My partner is asleep beside me, and he's snoring and farting and the smell is ruining my atmosphere. I'm looking at the moon, listening to some 80s classics. And well, I'm not enjoying it anymore.
Darjeeling I hope you've had a beautiful day! Send my love to Jim if you see him. I should get a job on babestation so I can say hello.
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Check your inbox Buttercup: I have a message from him to you.
Oh my god Nero you're such a liar why did you just send me a picture of your MAGNIFICENT ERECT PENIS?"
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I've tattoo'd "Jim" on my average cock. |
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"Good evening brother Nero and everyone...
I have been resting tonight after a long day travelling around London.... "
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Good evening Brôther Åsh. †
Have you been travelling around ye olde London Towne on the Circle Line? |
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"Evening Nero, I’m a late comer this evening.
Evening nocturnals, any booby hugs on offer? I could do with a big smile
I’m good at booby hugs
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It's the perfect panacea to åll ailments and maladies.
I give them freely. I’m a healer "
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"Evening Nero, I’m a late comer this evening.
Evening nocturnals, any booby hugs on offer? I could do with a big smile
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Good evening lõthbrõk. It's never too late. In fact it's often quite early when making a beeline for the midnight hour.
We're coming live to you from Mrs KC² hospital bed (what's left of it). "
Oh it would be nice to keep Mrs KC company, glad we can join you KC. |
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"Nero.
I haven't popped on here in a while. But I thought I'd say hello.
I'm currently deeply upset. My partner is asleep beside me, and he's snoring and farting and the smell is ruining my atmosphere. I'm looking at the moon, listening to some 80s classics. And well, I'm not enjoying it anymore.
Darjeeling I hope you've had a beautiful day! Send my love to Jim if you see him. I should get a job on babestation so I can say hello.
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Check your inbox Buttercup: I have a message from him to you.
Oh my god Nero you're such a liar why did you just send me a picture of your MAGNIFICENT ERECT PENIS?
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I've tattoo'd "Jim" on my average cock."
I knew you wouldn't even manage a James |
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"No Lois it is making it worse I'm sure! Maybe his asshole is the real reason why my eyes are fighting for their life right now.
Yes KC please tell him he's got a boner for me and I like his penis. But I also like him because he's a really cool guy. 10/10."
Send him to the sofa LBC! |
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over a year ago
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"Good evening brother Nero and everyone...
I have been resting tonight after a long day travelling around London....
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Good evening Brôther Åsh. †
Have you been travelling around ye olde London Towne on the Circle Line? "
I always get lost on the circle line.....
Today I enjoyed the rush hour crush on the district line all the way to Mile end..... |
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"Nero.
I haven't popped on here in a while. But I thought I'd say hello.
I'm currently deeply upset. My partner is asleep beside me, and he's snoring and farting and the smell is ruining my atmosphere. I'm looking at the moon, listening to some 80s classics. And well, I'm not enjoying it anymore.
Darjeeling I hope you've had a beautiful day! Send my love to Jim if you see him. I should get a job on babestation so I can say hello.
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Check your inbox Buttercup: I have a message from him to you.
Oh my god Nero you're such a liar why did you just send me a picture of your MAGNIFICENT ERECT PENIS?
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I've tattoo'd "Jim" on my average cock.
I knew you wouldn't even manage a James "
It's simply just the best thing I've seen all day. |
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"Evening Nero, I’m a late comer this evening.
Evening nocturnals, any booby hugs on offer? I could do with a big smile
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Good evening lõthbrõk. It's never too late. In fact it's often quite early when making a beeline for the midnight hour.
We're coming live to you from Mrs KC² hospital bed (what's left of it).
Oh it would be nice to keep Mrs KC company, glad we can join you KC. "
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Bravø, fine sir! Are you wearing a Lab Coat? |
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"Nero.
I haven't popped on here in a while. But I thought I'd say hello.
I'm currently deeply upset. My partner is asleep beside me, and he's snoring and farting and the smell is ruining my atmosphere. I'm looking at the moon, listening to some 80s classics. And well, I'm not enjoying it anymore.
Darjeeling I hope you've had a beautiful day! Send my love to Jim if you see him. I should get a job on babestation so I can say hello.
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Check your inbox Buttercup: I have a message from him to you.
Oh my god Nero you're such a liar why did you just send me a picture of your MAGNIFICENT ERECT PENIS?
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I've tattoo'd "Jim" on my average cock.
I knew you wouldn't even manage a James "
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I was going to put "Jam" on there but Bonne Maman™ sent me a "cease and desist".  |
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"Evening Nero, I’m a late comer this evening.
Evening nocturnals, any booby hugs on offer? I could do with a big smile
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Good evening lõthbrõk. It's never too late. In fact it's often quite early when making a beeline for the midnight hour.
We're coming live to you from Mrs KC² hospital bed (what's left of it).
Oh it would be nice to keep Mrs KC company, glad we can join you KC.
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Bravø, fine sir! Are you wearing a Lab Coat?"
Only on the top half.
I might get kicked out or sectioned, as I’m not wearing any trousers but I do have on some novelty boxers! |
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"Good evening brother Nero and everyone...
I have been resting tonight after a long day travelling around London....
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Good evening Brôther Åsh. †
Have you been travelling around ye olde London Towne on the Circle Line?
I always get lost on the circle line.....
Today I enjoyed the rush hour crush on the district line all the way to Mile end..... "
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Ash and his 'end'. |
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"Evening Nero, I’m a late comer this evening.
Evening nocturnals, any booby hugs on offer? I could do with a big smile
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Good evening lõthbrõk. It's never too late. In fact it's often quite early when making a beeline for the midnight hour.
We're coming live to you from Mrs KC² hospital bed (what's left of it).
Oh it would be nice to keep Mrs KC company, glad we can join you KC.
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Bravø, fine sir! Are you wearing a Lab Coat?
Only on the top half.
I might get kicked out or sectioned, as I’m not wearing any trousers but I do have on some novelty boxers! "
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KC² is in for a treat and a ½. |
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"Evening Nero, I’m a late comer this evening.
Evening nocturnals, any booby hugs on offer? I could do with a big smile
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Good evening lõthbrõk. It's never too late. In fact it's often quite early when making a beeline for the midnight hour.
We're coming live to you from Mrs KC² hospital bed (what's left of it).
Oh it would be nice to keep Mrs KC company, glad we can join you KC.
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Bravø, fine sir! Are you wearing a Lab Coat?
Only on the top half.
I might get kicked out or sectioned, as I’m not wearing any trousers but I do have on some novelty boxers!
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KC² is in for a treat and a ½. "
Absolutely my, erm, trunk is on show tonight |
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"Evening Nero, I’m a late comer this evening.
Evening nocturnals, any booby hugs on offer? I could do with a big smile
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Good evening lõthbrõk. It's never too late. In fact it's often quite early when making a beeline for the midnight hour.
We're coming live to you from Mrs KC² hospital bed (what's left of it).
Oh it would be nice to keep Mrs KC company, glad we can join you KC.
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Bravø, fine sir! Are you wearing a Lab Coat?
Only on the top half.
I might get kicked out or sectioned, as I’m not wearing any trousers but I do have on some novelty boxers!
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KC² is in for a treat and a ½.
Absolutely my, erm, trunk is on show tonight "
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I'll take a look above the parapet... |
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"Evening Nero, I’m a late comer this evening.
Evening nocturnals, any booby hugs on offer? I could do with a big smile
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Good evening lõthbrõk. It's never too late. In fact it's often quite early when making a beeline for the midnight hour.
We're coming live to you from Mrs KC² hospital bed (what's left of it).
My hospital bed was changed this morning for clinically clean bedding and I haven't soiled them just yet! It's a bit of a snug fit though, they seem too short (and I'm not terribly tall!)
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I loathe 'hospitalish' clinical blue blankets and sheets. They need to furnish private care patients like KC² with John Lewis duvets."
My sheets are white and cotton-ish. The blanket thingy is green. The pillows are plastic coated and make you sweat and the mattress is filled with air because they're obsessed that I might get a bed sore |
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"Evening Nero, I’m a late comer this evening.
Evening nocturnals, any booby hugs on offer? I could do with a big smile
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Good evening lõthbrõk. It's never too late. In fact it's often quite early when making a beeline for the midnight hour.
We're coming live to you from Mrs KC² hospital bed (what's left of it).
Oh it would be nice to keep Mrs KC company, glad we can join you KC.
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Bravø, fine sir! Are you wearing a Lab Coat?"
Hang on, I'll put mine on |
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"It has been a pleasure but I am off to my boudoir to contemplate life and the universe.
Love to those who want it x
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I desire it.  ...Zzzzz
Not long now, lovely Nero."
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JulieAndBééf — are you both off to bed as well?  |
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"Evening Nero, I’m a late comer this evening.
Evening nocturnals, any booby hugs on offer? I could do with a big smile
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Good evening lõthbrõk. It's never too late. In fact it's often quite early when making a beeline for the midnight hour.
We're coming live to you from Mrs KC² hospital bed (what's left of it).
Oh it would be nice to keep Mrs KC company, glad we can join you KC.
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Bravø, fine sir! Are you wearing a Lab Coat?
Hang on, I'll put mine on"
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She's got her Lab' Coat on! |
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"It has been a pleasure but I am off to my boudoir to contemplate life and the universe.
Love to those who want it x
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I desire it. ...Zzzzz"
Most people do yawn at the thought of my love
Anyway 18 mins and you can log off too |
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"It has been a pleasure but I am off to my boudoir to contemplate life and the universe.
Love to those who want it x
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I desire it. ...Zzzzz
Not long now, lovely Nero.
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JulieAndBééf — are you both off to bed as well? "
We'll be heading up very soon. Shenanigans will have to wait till another day though as I have an early start tomorrow. |
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"It has been a pleasure but I am off to my boudoir to contemplate life and the universe.
Love to those who want it x
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I desire it. ...Zzzzz
Most people do yawn at the thought of my love
Anyway 18 mins and you can log off too "
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Keep the electric blanket warm on MY side of the bed, please. |
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"It has been a pleasure but I am off to my boudoir to contemplate life and the universe.
Love to those who want it x
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I desire it. ...Zzzzz
Not long now, lovely Nero.
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JulieAndBééf — are you both off to bed as well?
We'll be heading up very soon. Shenanigans will have to wait till another day though as I have an early start tomorrow. "
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Have a peaceful slumber and pleasurable dreams. |
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"I think I need to bring the tea trolley round!!!!
Yes please! Are there any custard creams please?
I’ve saved a pack just for you x"
Thank you! I had to settle for shorties earlier. The custard creams were all gone |
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"I think I need to bring the tea trolley round!!!!
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That's very thoughtful. Will there be Kitkat? Or has it been pilfered?
Ooops
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Story of my life!
https://youtu.be/sTMgX1PDGAE"
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(I'm not sure why I'm laughing at that video because it's before my time) |
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"Evening Nero, I’m a late comer this evening.
Evening nocturnals, any booby hugs on offer? I could do with a big smile
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Good evening lõthbrõk. It's never too late. In fact it's often quite early when making a beeline for the midnight hour.
We're coming live to you from Mrs KC² hospital bed (what's left of it).
Oh it would be nice to keep Mrs KC company, glad we can join you KC.
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Bravø, fine sir! Are you wearing a Lab Coat?
Only on the top half.
I might get kicked out or sectioned, as I’m not wearing any trousers but I do have on some novelty boxers!
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KC² is in for a treat and a ½.
Absolutely my, erm, trunk is on show tonight
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I'll take a look above the parapet..."
This is KC’s treat! For you, good sir, tickets can be offered at a discount |
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"^^^He's only a youth
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PG rating?
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Talking of PG' - where's the Tea Trolley?? 
I’m here!!! I found you a KitKat
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Awwww!
Tea or coffee, sir?
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A hybrid beverage please: T'offee. Thank you."
Oh my. How perverse . That’s the first time I’ve been shocked on fab. Not that I want to beverage-kink shame. |
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"^^^He's only a youth
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PG rating?
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Talking of PG' - where's the Tea Trolley??
I’m here!!! I found you a KitKat
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Awwww!
Tea or coffee, sir?
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A hybrid beverage please: T'offee. Thank you.
Oh my. How perverse . That’s the first time I’ve been shocked on fab. Not that I want to beverage-kink shame."
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You want perversion?
You've got perversion. |
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"^^^He's only a youth
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PG rating?
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Talking of PG' - where's the Tea Trolley??
I’m here!!! I found you a KitKat
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Awwww!
Tea or coffee, sir?
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A hybrid beverage please: T'offee. Thank you.
Oh my. How perverse . That’s the first time I’ve been shocked on fab. Not that I want to beverage-kink shame.
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You want perversion?
You've got perversion."
Nah. Perversion is an eyeliner |
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"^^^He's only a youth
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PG rating?
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Talking of PG' - where's the Tea Trolley??
I’m here!!! I found you a KitKat
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Awwww!
Tea or coffee, sir?
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A hybrid beverage please: T'offee. Thank you.
Oh my. How perverse . That’s the first time I’ve been shocked on fab. Not that I want to beverage-kink shame.
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You want perversion?
You've got perversion."
Please don’t tell me you’re a dunker!!!!! |
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"^^^He's only a youth
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PG rating?
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Talking of PG' - where's the Tea Trolley??
I’m here!!! I found you a KitKat
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Awwww!
Tea or coffee, sir?
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A hybrid beverage please: T'offee. Thank you.
Oh my. How perverse . That’s the first time I’ve been shocked on fab. Not that I want to beverage-kink shame.
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You want perversion?
You've got perversion.
Nah. Perversion is an eyeliner"
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Oh look - the return of the MAC™. |
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"^^^He's only a youth
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PG rating?
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Talking of PG' - where's the Tea Trolley??
I’m here!!! I found you a KitKat
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Awwww!
Tea or coffee, sir?
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A hybrid beverage please: T'offee. Thank you.
Oh my. How perverse . That’s the first time I’ve been shocked on fab. Not that I want to beverage-kink shame.
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You want perversion?
You've got perversion.
Please don’t tell me you’re a dunker!!!!!"
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A double dipper, Skipper. |
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"^^^He's only a youth
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PG rating?
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Talking of PG' - where's the Tea Trolley??
I’m here!!! I found you a KitKat
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Awwww!
Tea or coffee, sir?
•
A hybrid beverage please: T'offee. Thank you.
Oh my. How perverse . That’s the first time I’ve been shocked on fab. Not that I want to beverage-kink shame.
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You want perversion?
You've got perversion.
Nah. Perversion is an eyeliner
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Oh look - the return of the MAC™. "
Urban Decay. FFS |
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"^^^He's only a youth
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PG rating?
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Talking of PG' - where's the Tea Trolley??
I’m here!!! I found you a KitKat
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Awwww!
Tea or coffee, sir?
•
A hybrid beverage please: T'offee. Thank you.
Oh my. How perverse . That’s the first time I’ve been shocked on fab. Not that I want to beverage-kink shame.
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You want perversion?
You've got perversion.
Nah. Perversion is an eyeliner
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Oh look - the return of the MAC™.
Urban Decay. FFS "
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Another gift hint?? Noted. |
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"^^^He's only a youth
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PG rating?
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Talking of PG' - where's the Tea Trolley??
I’m here!!! I found you a KitKat
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Awwww!
Tea or coffee, sir?
•
A hybrid beverage please: T'offee. Thank you.
Oh my. How perverse . That’s the first time I’ve been shocked on fab. Not that I want to beverage-kink shame.
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You want perversion?
You've got perversion.
Please don’t tell me you’re a dunker!!!!!
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A double dipper, Skipper. "
My filthy brain has exploded |
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"^^^He's only a youth
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PG rating?
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Talking of PG' - where's the Tea Trolley??
I’m here!!! I found you a KitKat
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Awwww!
Tea or coffee, sir?
•
A hybrid beverage please: T'offee. Thank you.
Oh my. How perverse . That’s the first time I’ve been shocked on fab. Not that I want to beverage-kink shame.
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You want perversion?
You've got perversion.
Nah. Perversion is an eyeliner
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Oh look - the return of the MAC™.
Urban Decay. FFS
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Another gift hint?? Noted."
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"It's kinda lonely in this hospital room. Every other night, I had cellmates to talk to......
Mine snored!!! Like a train. "
I've been lucky! Though we had a mega snorer in the next room on one night. The night nurse handed out foam ear plugs! |
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Oh my. How perverse . That’s the first time I’ve been shocked on fab. Not that I want to beverage-kink shame.
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You want perversion?
You've got perversion.
Please don’t tell me you’re a dunker!!!!!
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A double dipper, Skipper.
My filthy brain has exploded "
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"It's kinda lonely in this hospital room. Every other night, I had cellmates to talk to......
Mine snored!!! Like a train.
I've been lucky! Though we had a mega snorer in the next room on one night. The night nurse handed out foam ear plugs!"
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They should have just simply pushed him down the Sluice'. |
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"It's kinda lonely in this hospital room. Every other night, I had cellmates to talk to......
Mine snored!!! Like a train.
I've been lucky! Though we had a mega snorer in the next room on one night. The night nurse handed out foam ear plugs!
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They should have just simply pushed him down the Sluice'. "
*Her
This is a ladies ward |
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"It's kinda lonely in this hospital room. Every other night, I had cellmates to talk to......
Mine snored!!! Like a train.
I've been lucky! Though we had a mega snorer in the next room on one night. The night nurse handed out foam ear plugs!
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They should have just simply pushed him down the Sluice'.
*Her
This is a ladies ward "
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And, as every gentleman knows: a lady likes to have the last 'ward'. |
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"It's kinda lonely in this hospital room. Every other night, I had cellmates to talk to......
Mine snored!!! Like a train.
I've been lucky! Though we had a mega snorer in the next room on one night. The night nurse handed out foam ear plugs!
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They should have just simply pushed him down the Sluice'.
*Her
This is a ladies ward
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And, as every gentleman knows: a lady likes to have the last 'ward'."
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"I'm heading off to bed KC². Well, in a few moments anyway. Sleep well, rest well, enjoy your croissants and cafetière 'tomorrow' morning.
Tea n toast is what we get "
At least it’s not gruel darling |
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"I'm heading off to bed KC². Well, in a few moments anyway. Sleep well, rest well, enjoy your croissants and cafetière 'tomorrow' morning.
Tea n toast is what we get
At least it’s not gruel darling "
Gruel gets a bad rap. I'll take a bowl.
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