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You look "fun to squeeze"
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over a year ago
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"That's just a polite way of calling someone a bit chubby is it not?
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I mean, did they look you up and down, or focus on any particularly squeezable parts? Maybe you have a really squeaky voice and they want to know if you make a noise like a dog toy? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"That's just a polite way of calling someone a bit chubby is it not?
I mean, did they look you up and down, or focus on any particularly squeezable parts? Maybe you have a really squeaky voice and they want to know if you make a noise like a dog toy?"
I do bite. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That's just a polite way of calling someone a bit chubby is it not?
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It’s creepy is what is it 
Fun to squeeze ? What am I , I stress toy or something ?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"That's just a polite way of calling someone a bit chubby is it not?
It’s creepy is what is it
Fun to squeeze ? What am I , I stress toy or something ? "
Writing this down. |
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Hugs are under appreciated
They can be 'lovely and nap-datey' or.... they can be full bodied 'wall sex and bone melty'
I'd not be doing either with a random just dropping that line on me in the street though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well you do look like fun to squeeze!
Another one off my list!!"
Can't believe you have taken the most squeezable picture down. I had not yet fully memorized it for the wank bank! |
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"I mean the comment reminds me of children who get too excited and squeeze a pet too hard... POP!
This happens?"
Yes! It's called cute aggression! So all you cute people best be careful near anyone offering a squeeze |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Well you do look like fun to squeeze!
Another one off my list!!
Can't believe you have taken the most squeezable picture down. I had not yet fully memorized it for the wank bank!"
You mean the chubby one? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well you do look like fun to squeeze!
Another one off my list!!
Can't believe you have taken the most squeezable picture down. I had not yet fully memorized it for the wank bank!
You mean the chubby one? "
No I mean the most squeezable one |
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"I mean the comment reminds me of children who get too excited and squeeze a pet too hard... POP! "
Same thing happens to men when they squeeze their pet .....um...penis too hard and POP Pre-M Ejaculation.
More edging. gently gently.  |
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"Well you do look like fun to squeeze!
Another one off my list!!
Can't believe you have taken the most squeezable picture down. I had not yet fully memorized it for the wank bank!"
I need to memorize Brucey for the wank bank.
Phwhoar...someone's libido is away. |
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"That's just a polite way of calling someone a bit chubby is it not?
It’s creepy is what is it
Fun to squeeze ? What am I , I stress toy or something ? "
One guy asked me if the juice was worth the squeeze. Poor lad...I was not in the mood in the slightest so now he will never get to know.
Men test the waters before jumping in place.
Jumping in a frigid p.....pond or...p...pool can give you a heart attack...not exactly the squeeze most people are looking for. |
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"I mean the comment reminds me of children who get too excited and squeeze a pet too hard... POP!
Same thing happens to men when they squeeze their pet .....um...penis too hard and POP Pre-M Ejaculation.
More edging. gently gently. "
Penis POP sounds painful despite the explainer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Before anyone asks. It wasn’t me.
It was me. I don't regret it.  "
Why I am not even surprised!
I am sure she is your secret crush on fab ! Along with several hundred others  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm not sure. But if anyone dared touch me they'd be getting a bloody good punch in the ribs and threatened.
*breathhhhh* *goes to check I've had my antidepressants today* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Before anyone asks. It wasn’t me.
It was me. I don't regret it.
Why I am not even surprised!
I am sure she is your secret crush on fab ! Along with several hundred others "
She was until she told me she would scream brucey during coitus |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I don't know how anyone could look at you and say you're chubby. You look so slim and petite.
Maybe it's a way of saying they want to kill you? You never know on here. Maybe they want to squeeze the life out of you? Or squeeze your tits? Or squeeze that juicy booty. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't know how anyone could look at you and say you're chubby. You look so slim and petite.
Maybe it's a way of saying they want to kill you? You never know on here. Maybe they want to squeeze the life out of you? Or squeeze your tits? Or squeeze that juicy booty."
Does she have a juicy booty? She won't show me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't know how anyone could look at you and say you're chubby. You look so slim and petite.
Maybe it's a way of saying they want to kill you? You never know on here. Maybe they want to squeeze the life out of you? Or squeeze your tits? Or squeeze that juicy booty.
Does she have a juicy booty? She won't show me!"
Well she's on my hotlist and occasionally she let's one slip (or rip). It's definitely juicy and squishy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't know how anyone could look at you and say you're chubby. You look so slim and petite.
Maybe it's a way of saying they want to kill you? You never know on here. Maybe they want to squeeze the life out of you? Or squeeze your tits? Or squeeze that juicy booty.
Does she have a juicy booty? She won't show me!
Well she's on my hotlist and occasionally she let's one slip (or rip). It's definitely juicy and squishy."
Good to know! I'm sorry she's not bi I'm trying to convince her |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't know how anyone could look at you and say you're chubby. You look so slim and petite.
Maybe it's a way of saying they want to kill you? You never know on here. Maybe they want to squeeze the life out of you? Or squeeze your tits? Or squeeze that juicy booty.
Does she have a juicy booty? She won't show me!
Well she's on my hotlist and occasionally she let's one slip (or rip). It's definitely juicy and squishy.
Good to know! I'm sorry she's not bi I'm trying to convince her "
Oh you're not either.
Well.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Before anyone asks. It wasn’t me.
It was me. I don't regret it.
Why I am not even surprised!
I am sure she is your secret crush on fab ! Along with several hundred others "
Ah I'm just one of many. Typical. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't know how anyone could look at you and say you're chubby. You look so slim and petite.
Maybe it's a way of saying they want to kill you? You never know on here. Maybe they want to squeeze the life out of you? Or squeeze your tits? Or squeeze that juicy booty."
That just seems overkill on the squeezing. Must remember not to eat too much beforehand. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't know how anyone could look at you and say you're chubby. You look so slim and petite.
Maybe it's a way of saying they want to kill you? You never know on here. Maybe they want to squeeze the life out of you? Or squeeze your tits? Or squeeze that juicy booty.
That just seems overkill on the squeezing. Must remember not to eat too much beforehand. "
Don't worry I've figured it out, you sit on me, I'll squeeze your critically acclaimed butt with my thighs, and your boobs with my hands and elbows round waist and I'll sing unchained melody |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't know how anyone could look at you and say you're chubby. You look so slim and petite.
Maybe it's a way of saying they want to kill you? You never know on here. Maybe they want to squeeze the life out of you? Or squeeze your tits? Or squeeze that juicy booty.
That just seems overkill on the squeezing. Must remember not to eat too much beforehand.
Don't worry I've figured it out, you sit on me, I'll squeeze your critically acclaimed butt with my thighs, and your boobs with my hands and elbows round waist and I'll sing unchained melody "
Can I video this? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No way. I love a squeeze of a taut arse, for example. I won’t start on boobs, I’ll be here aaaaaall dayyyyyyy"
I dunno, I don't think I squeeze people. I'm trying to think. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No way. I love a squeeze of a taut arse, for example. I won’t start on boobs, I’ll be here aaaaaall dayyyyyyy
I dunno, I don't think I squeeze people. I'm trying to think. "
More of a ‘swift slap of the hand on the arse’ kind of person? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"No way. I love a squeeze of a taut arse, for example. I won’t start on boobs, I’ll be here aaaaaall dayyyyyyy
I dunno, I don't think I squeeze people. I'm trying to think.
More of a ‘swift slap of the hand on the arse’ kind of person? "
More like a quick poke. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That's just a polite way of calling someone a bit chubby is it not?
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That's alot better then getting a message saying looking at your photos reminds me I need some timber |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm sure they're just referring to those cute chubby cheeks of yours. Oh I I could just bite them off they're that cute.
So I have a fat face?"
It's alright, I do too. It's a compliment |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No way. I love a squeeze of a taut arse, for example. I won’t start on boobs, I’ll be here aaaaaall dayyyyyyy
I dunno, I don't think I squeeze people. I'm trying to think.
More of a ‘swift slap of the hand on the arse’ kind of person? "
Make a game of it and call it slap arse |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm sure they're just referring to those cute chubby cheeks of yours. Oh I I could just bite them off they're that cute.
So I have a fat face?
It's alright, I do too. It's a compliment "
Well now I'm depressed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm sure they're just referring to those cute chubby cheeks of yours. Oh I I could just bite them off they're that cute.
So I have a fat face?
It's alright, I do too. It's a compliment
Well now I'm depressed. "
Awww don't be depressed. Smile, show off those chubby cheeks with pride  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm sure they're just referring to those cute chubby cheeks of yours. Oh I I could just bite them off they're that cute.
So I have a fat face?
It's alright, I do too. It's a compliment
Well now I'm depressed.
Awww don't be depressed. Smile, show off those chubby cheeks with pride "
I used to like you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm sure they're just referring to those cute chubby cheeks of yours. Oh I I could just bite them off they're that cute.
So I have a fat face?
It's alright, I do too. It's a compliment
Well now I'm depressed.
Awww don't be depressed. Smile, show off those chubby cheeks with pride
I used to like you. "
Now you love me? It's ok, you don't have to say it in public  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Before anyone asks. It wasn’t me.
It was me. I don't regret it.
Why I am not even surprised!
I am sure she is your secret crush on fab ! Along with several hundred others
Ah I'm just one of many. Typical. "
Welcome to fab |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just thought I'd say you have a fabulous bumhole.
Thank you "
You're welcome bestie but I was talking to the OP don't make me come to your house and bang you out! |
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"Hugs are under appreciated
They can be 'lovely and nap-datey' or.... they can be full bodied 'wall sex and bone melty'
I'd not be doing either with a random just dropping that line on me in the street though "
A squeeze is a big/long hug/cuddle that you want to continue for a long time me thinks |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just thought I'd say you have a fabulous bumhole.
Thank you
You're welcome bestie but I was talking to the OP don't make me come to your house and bang you out! "
Oh, I see. S'fine  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just thought I'd say you have a fabulous bumhole.
Thank you
Joe, are you in a trolling mood today? That’s not like you "
I'm a man of many personalities 
Wait, that sounded smoother in my head  |
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