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By *ttmcdguy OP TV/TS
over a year ago
Milton Keynes |
So last week there was a thread about do cars mater etc….
So the question is the bowl is full of branded car keys which 1 do you pick ?
And why ?
your choice is on your opinion of the brand not necessarily the driver
I’ll let you know my reasons for asking my questions after the weekend! |
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"So last week there was a thread about do cars mater etc….
So the question is the bowl is full of branded car keys which 1 do you pick ?
And why ?
your choice is on your opinion of the brand not necessarily the driver
I’ll let you know my reasons for asking my questions after the weekend! "
Depends what mood I'm in, and here's why.....
I've done a few supercar track days. I've driven a Lamborghini, Porsche, Aston Martin, McLaren, Ferrari and Ariel.
The Aston was......beautifully smooth, but boring.
The Lambo was underwhelming and very difficult to drive (the accelerator and brake pedals are very thin, and close together. It's very easy to have your foot on both at the same time!)
The Ferrari was fast, powerful, smooth and an absolute joy to drive.
The Porsche 911 GT3......wow! Raw power, an absolutely wild ride. What a car!
However........the Ariel Atom was something else. I was driven round the tamarack in it by one of the instructors. I've never gone sideways round a tight bend at 120mph before and still felt as safe as houses.
If there's an Ariel Atom jet in that bowl......I'll fight you for it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m not sure what I’m being asked to choose here.
Am I picking a sex partner based on the brand of car they drive? Or just picking a car to run off with?"
I’m confused too, but either way… nobody is choosing my Peugeot are they  |
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Maruti keep, actually you don't need a key a screwdriver will start it. Slightly worse than a lada for being agricultural but oddly entertaining especially down bumpy rocky gozotan tracks they have the temerity to call roads  |
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"I’m not sure what I’m being asked to choose here.
Am I picking a sex partner based on the brand of car they drive? Or just picking a car to run off with?"
My luck it come down to the last set of keys and they belong to a lada. |
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By *ttmcdguy OP TV/TS
over a year ago
Milton Keynes |
"I’m not sure what I’m being asked to choose here.
Am I picking a sex partner based on the brand of car they drive? Or just picking a car to run off with?"
If you want to pick a car based around sex with the driver then sure what ever floats your boat
After all it’s your opinion that counts |
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"I’m not sure what I’m being asked to choose here.
Am I picking a sex partner based on the brand of car they drive? Or just picking a car to run off with? My luck it come down to the last set of keys and they belong to a lada."
Ladas are cool, perfect excuse for the breakdown 'we'll have to snuggle to keep warm' scenario  |
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"I’m not sure what I’m being asked to choose here.
Am I picking a sex partner based on the brand of car they drive? Or just picking a car to run off with? My luck it come down to the last set of keys and they belong to a lada.
Ladas are cool, perfect excuse for the breakdown 'we'll have to snuggle to keep warm' scenario "
lol I be having to much anxiety about who took my jeep. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"So last week there was a thread about do cars mater etc….
So the question is the bowl is full of branded car keys which 1 do you pick ?
And why ?
your choice is on your opinion of the brand not necessarily the driver
I’ll let you know my reasons for asking my questions after the weekend! "
I'm confuzzled. 
Am I picking a car brand I like? Because that doesn't work because there are very few that haven't built some complete dogs in their time and there's no guarantee you won't get one of those.
Or am I picking a key based on my perception of the driver? Because that doesn't work either. What if I pick the Fiat key because I assume its some young, blonde beauty therapist driving round in a pink 500 with those daft eyelashes on the lights, but it turns out to be Derek, 55 from Scunthorpe, who drive the original Multipla because he considered it both practical and unique? 
What if I go for the Aston Martin key because its probably driven by someone with a sense of adventure, style and a fondness for pushing limits, but it actually belongs to a twat city noy who bought a Cygnet because it was far posher and a much better status symbol than the Toyota IQ it effectively was?
Come on OP. Give us a clue. Before I just say the Land Rover key in the hope it's a jodhpur wearing country girl who likes rolling in the hay...... 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So last week there was a thread about do cars mater etc….
So the question is the bowl is full of branded car keys which 1 do you pick ?
And why ?
your choice is on your opinion of the brand not necessarily the driver
I’ll let you know my reasons for asking my questions after the weekend!
I'm confuzzled.
Am I picking a car brand I like? Because that doesn't work because there are very few that haven't built some complete dogs in their time and there's no guarantee you won't get one of those.
Or am I picking a key based on my perception of the driver? Because that doesn't work either. What if I pick the Fiat key because I assume its some young, blonde beauty therapist driving round in a pink 500 with those daft eyelashes on the lights, but it turns out to be Derek, 55 from Scunthorpe, who drive the original Multipla because he considered it both practical and unique?
What if I go for the Aston Martin key because its probably driven by someone with a sense of adventure, style and a fondness for pushing limits, but it actually belongs to a twat city noy who bought a Cygnet because it was far posher and a much better status symbol than the Toyota IQ it effectively was?
Come on OP. Give us a clue. Before I just say the Land Rover key in the hope it's a jodhpur wearing country girl who likes rolling in the hay......
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Damn... Land Rover... Guess I failed on a lifted jeep gladiator. |
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"My key fob is really big, like that key you get given when you ask to use the bathroom at a service station … I’m compensating for something. "
Could be worse. Mine says ‘REMOVE BEFORE FLIGHT’ on it. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"So last week there was a thread about do cars mater etc….
So the question is the bowl is full of branded car keys which 1 do you pick ?
And why ?
your choice is on your opinion of the brand not necessarily the driver
I’ll let you know my reasons for asking my questions after the weekend!
I'm confuzzled.
Am I picking a car brand I like? Because that doesn't work because there are very few that haven't built some complete dogs in their time and there's no guarantee you won't get one of those.
Or am I picking a key based on my perception of the driver? Because that doesn't work either. What if I pick the Fiat key because I assume its some young, blonde beauty therapist driving round in a pink 500 with those daft eyelashes on the lights, but it turns out to be Derek, 55 from Scunthorpe, who drive the original Multipla because he considered it both practical and unique?
What if I go for the Aston Martin key because its probably driven by someone with a sense of adventure, style and a fondness for pushing limits, but it actually belongs to a twat city noy who bought a Cygnet because it was far posher and a much better status symbol than the Toyota IQ it effectively was?
Come on OP. Give us a clue. Before I just say the Land Rover key in the hope it's a jodhpur wearing country girl who likes rolling in the hay......
A Damn... Land Rover... Guess I failed on a lifted jeep gladiator. "
We've had Jeeps. Big ones. But only because they were cheaper than a Land Rover.
I'd kill for a heavily modded Defender V8. 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So last week there was a thread about do cars mater etc….
So the question is the bowl is full of branded car keys which 1 do you pick ?
And why ?
your choice is on your opinion of the brand not necessarily the driver
I’ll let you know my reasons for asking my questions after the weekend!
I'm confuzzled.
Am I picking a car brand I like? Because that doesn't work because there are very few that haven't built some complete dogs in their time and there's no guarantee you won't get one of those.
Or am I picking a key based on my perception of the driver? Because that doesn't work either. What if I pick the Fiat key because I assume its some young, blonde beauty therapist driving round in a pink 500 with those daft eyelashes on the lights, but it turns out to be Derek, 55 from Scunthorpe, who drive the original Multipla because he considered it both practical and unique?
What if I go for the Aston Martin key because its probably driven by someone with a sense of adventure, style and a fondness for pushing limits, but it actually belongs to a twat city noy who bought a Cygnet because it was far posher and a much better status symbol than the Toyota IQ it effectively was?
Come on OP. Give us a clue. Before I just say the Land Rover key in the hope it's a jodhpur wearing country girl who likes rolling in the hay......
A Damn... Land Rover... Guess I failed on a lifted jeep gladiator.
We've had Jeeps. Big ones. But only because they were cheaper than a Land Rover.
I'd kill for a heavily modded Defender V8.
A"
we belong to 4 wheel clubs I do love the defender. Too expensive to mod. But the ones that are here are very capable. |
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This question has really thrown me. I think it’s the focus on brand.
From that angle, I’d grab a set of Porsche keys from the bowl. (Anyone else just realised we still call it a ‘set’ of keys even though nowadays it’s just the one key, or even no key?)
Porsches are the real all-rounders of the car world. Thrilling to drive, practical to own, gorgeous to look at. And the brand embodies all that - motorsport heritage, German attention to detail, and independent spirit. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"This question has really thrown me. I think it’s the focus on brand.
From that angle, I’d grab a set of Porsche keys from the bowl. (Anyone else just realised we still call it a ‘set’ of keys even though nowadays it’s just the one key, or even no key?)
Porsches are the real all-rounders of the car world. Thrilling to drive, practical to own, gorgeous to look at. And the brand embodies all that - motorsport heritage, German attention to detail, and independent spirit."
What if it was a base model 924....in beige.
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"I’m not sure what I’m being asked to choose here.
Am I picking a sex partner based on the brand of car they drive? Or just picking a car to run off with?
I’m confused too, but either way… nobody is choosing my Peugeot are they "
Nothing wrong with a Pug, love my little 206cc 
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"It depends what there is to choose from. If the best there is is Peugeot then I'll catch the bus. "
You could be missing out if its a 306 GTI-6....absolute belting car! Rapid with enough room for the average shopping trip too  |
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By *ttmcdguy OP TV/TS
over a year ago
Milton Keynes |
Only a few people have understood what I was getting at
It’s a brand key (fob)
You don’t know what particular car it opens or who owns it
It’s just a key !
Ie
A Ford key
A Vauxhall key
A bmw key
A Bentley key
It’s the choice of brand not the model!
We all know most brands do a range of different vehicles some good some bad some big some small |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Only a few people have understood what I was getting at
It’s a brand key (fob)
You don’t know what particular car it opens or who owns it
It’s just a key !
Ie
A Ford key
A Vauxhall key
A bmw key
A Bentley key
It’s the choice of brand not the model!
We all know most brands do a range of different vehicles some good some bad some big some small "
In that case......
I'll take my own key out of the bowl and go home for a wank.
Better safe than sorry.
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"I’m not sure what I’m being asked to choose here.
Am I picking a sex partner based on the brand of car they drive? Or just picking a car to run off with?
I’m confused too, but either way… nobody is choosing my Peugeot are they "
205 1.9 GTI yes  |
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"I’m not sure what I’m being asked to choose here.
Am I picking a sex partner based on the brand of car they drive? Or just picking a car to run off with?
I’m confused too, but either way… nobody is choosing my Peugeot are they
205 1.9 GTI yes "
Calm down money bags! the 306 is the 6 is a sensible choice for a fun, affordable, daily drive hot hatch |
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"It’s the choice of brand not the model! "
Yes, but …
Keys in the bowl suggests a particular kind of party. So are we picking keys to say ‘I’m sleeping with whoever owns these keys’ or are picking keys to steal someone’s car? |
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"I’m not sure what I’m being asked to choose here.
Am I picking a sex partner based on the brand of car they drive? Or just picking a car to run off with?
I’m confused too, but either way… nobody is choosing my Peugeot are they
205 1.9 GTI yes
Calm down money bags! the 306 is the 6 is a sensible choice for a fun, affordable, daily drive hot hatch "
Compromise 309 GTI |
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"I'm not sure what this thread is about. In any case my keyring says Tiffany™. I had no idea they made cars.
I sure she was EastEnders jump from that to making car keys.  "
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"Can I pick the beaten up landrover and before we fuck we could go greenlaning and churn the countryside up a bit. Thumbs out. Woohoo! "
Oh yes please.
Canvas back so we can get to the highest points and fuck under the stars in summer |
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"I’m not sure what I’m being asked to choose here.
Am I picking a sex partner based on the brand of car they drive? Or just picking a car to run off with?
I’m confused too, but either way… nobody is choosing my Peugeot are they
205 1.9 GTI yes
Calm down money bags! the 306 is the 6 is a sensible choice for a fun, affordable, daily drive hot hatch
Compromise 309 GTI"
Errrrrrm...its a big fugly that one though, isn't it?  |
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over a year ago
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My 1920’s Fraser Nash doesn’t have a key! Just a series of toggle switches and a start button. It’s akin to starting an aircraft engine…..
Fuel pump on
Prime switch
Wait for pump to stop ticking
Press start to draw fuel in to cylinders
Magneto switches on
Grip the seat and press start
Grit your teeth whilst all hell unleashes around you!
So I guess I could put a Whitworh spanner in the bowl? |
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My iPhone is my car key & i'm not chucking that in a bowl. I do have a Lego Boba Fett keyring i'll put in there though.
I'd pick out a nice small car key - something vintage & classic...with a proper engine.
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