"I thought this was a thread about glitter
Or sand
Or women's long hair. That stuff literally gets everywhere "
God yes, I'm a single guy and I definitely know when I’ve had a lady visitor 
In bedsheets, on pillows, in the sink, bath, on the sofa, floor, tangling up my hoover.
You women are very lucky I can’t resist the upside   |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
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"I thought this was a thread about glitter
Or sand
Or women's long hair. That stuff literally gets everywhere
God yes, I'm a single guy and I definitely know when I’ve had a lady visitor
In bedsheets, on pillows, in the sink, bath, on the sofa, floor, tangling up my hoover.
You women are very lucky I can’t resist the upside "
Marking their territory |
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"I thought this was a thread about glitter
We never did get penis glitter. I am sad 
Shall we roll them all in glitter for you KC? Happy to help "
I want to see a glittery man-appendage. A sparkly sausage. A bright and twinkly winkle. Please make it happen, men! |
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"I thought this was a thread about glitter
We never did get penis glitter. I am sad
Shall we roll them all in glitter for you KC? Happy to help
I want to see a glittery man-appendage. A sparkly sausage. A bright and twinkly winkle. Please make it happen, men!"
I did try this but not entirely happy with how it turned out. Still have the picture |
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"I thought this was a thread about glitter
We never did get penis glitter. I am sad
Shall we roll them all in glitter for you KC? Happy to help
I want to see a glittery man-appendage. A sparkly sausage. A bright and twinkly winkle. Please make it happen, men!"
A twinkly winkle is better than a nobbly bobbly |
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"I thought this was a thread about glitter
We never did get penis glitter. I am sad
Shall we roll them all in glitter for you KC? Happy to help
I want to see a glittery man-appendage. A sparkly sausage. A bright and twinkly winkle. Please make it happen, men!
I did try this but not entirely happy with how it turned out. Still have the picture "
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"I thought this was a thread about glitter
We never did get penis glitter. I am sad
Shall we roll them all in glitter for you KC? Happy to help
I want to see a glittery man-appendage. A sparkly sausage. A bright and twinkly winkle. Please make it happen, men!"
On my part this is NEVER going to happen! |
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"I thought this was a thread about glitter
We never did get penis glitter. I am sad
Shall we roll them all in glitter for you KC? Happy to help
I want to see a glittery man-appendage. A sparkly sausage. A bright and twinkly winkle. Please make it happen, men!
On my part this is NEVER going to happen! "
You have made a disabled woman in hospital sad   |
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"I thought this was a thread about glitter
We never did get penis glitter. I am sad
Shall we roll them all in glitter for you KC? Happy to help
I want to see a glittery man-appendage. A sparkly sausage. A bright and twinkly winkle. Please make it happen, men!
I did try this but not entirely happy with how it turned out. Still have the picture "
Yes please and thank you |
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I realise now that all I had to do was wait until Christmas, by any card from a shop and, by the simple act of writing in it and putting it in the envelope, everything in my entire house would be covered in the fucking stuff. Forever.
Then I just need to erotically wipe myself on the furniture.
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I flatter everyone on here that is somewhat a funny person. Or at least has a body I'd like to nibble on like the freshest of sweetcorn.
It gets me nudes every now and then  |
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"I realise now that all I had to do was wait until Christmas, by any card from a shop and, by the simple act of writing in it and putting it in the envelope, everything in my entire house would be covered in the fucking stuff. Forever.
Then I just need to erotically wipe myself on the furniture.
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Write your cards in the buff, obviously |
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"I realise now that all I had to do was wait until Christmas, by any card from a shop and, by the simple act of writing in it and putting it in the envelope, everything in my entire house would be covered in the fucking stuff. Forever.
Then I just need to erotically wipe myself on the furniture.
Write your cards in the buff, obviously "
And slip in a little Polaroid of me doing so, as well?! |
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"I realise now that all I had to do was wait until Christmas, by any card from a shop and, by the simple act of writing in it and putting it in the envelope, everything in my entire house would be covered in the fucking stuff. Forever.
Then I just need to erotically wipe myself on the furniture.
Write your cards in the buff, obviously
And slip in a little Polaroid of me doing so, as well?!"
Correct! Please can I be on the Christmas card list?!  |
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"I realise now that all I had to do was wait until Christmas, by any card from a shop and, by the simple act of writing in it and putting it in the envelope, everything in my entire house would be covered in the fucking stuff. Forever.
Then I just need to erotically wipe myself on the furniture.
Write your cards in the buff, obviously
And slip in a little Polaroid of me doing so, as well?!
Correct! Please can I be on the Christmas card list?! "
This must be how it was done in the good old days!!! |
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