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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had the same bottle since 1998.
Hate the stuff, love the smell.
OF, be honest... Are you huffing baby oil? No judgement. We just want to help"
I take a sniff now and again, I just don't want it actually on my skin. |
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"I've had the same bottle since 1998.
Hate the stuff, love the smell.
OF, be honest... Are you huffing baby oil? No judgement. We just want to help
I take a sniff now and again, I just don't want it actually on my skin. "
Agreed with that to be fair, it just feels greasy AF |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Definitely not me. I am dryer than a dry thing. If you find it, want to share? 
Aveeno body oil... Much nicer! "
Ooooh, I shall I check that out. I find a little smoothed on between my boobs, spritz of perfume…keeps the scent longer |
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"Definitely not me. I am dryer than a dry thing. If you find it, want to share?
Aveeno body oil... Much nicer!
Ooooh, I shall I check that out. I find a little smoothed on between my boobs, spritz of perfume…keeps the scent longer"
I did notice the perfumed scent while motorboating you tbf  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They should really stop making oil out of babies. It's 2023, for God's sake.
You mean, for Pete's sake."
I don't want to make Sake out of them. I don't even know if that's possible. |
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By *ummorefunMan
over a year ago
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"I needed it for a furious wanking marathon. I'll give it back when I'm finished  "
I’ve don’t get the phrase “ wanking furiously” I’ve never , ever been furious whilst wanking… quite the opposite to be honest! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We just use cooking oil after we've deep fried some chips. Adds to the flavour
I worked in a chippy as a teen so I'm used to it  "
Ooh, that's a new way to relive your youth . Are we doing it behind the shops or in the bus shelter? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We just use cooking oil after we've deep fried some chips. Adds to the flavour
I worked in a chippy as a teen so I'm used to it
Ooh, that's a new way to relive your youth . Are we doing it behind the shops or in the bus shelter? "
Bus shelter outside the local lidl opposite the wetherspoon. The condom expired in 2007 but that's ok right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We just use cooking oil after we've deep fried some chips. Adds to the flavour
I worked in a chippy as a teen so I'm used to it
Ooh, that's a new way to relive your youth . Are we doing it behind the shops or in the bus shelter?
Bus shelter outside the local lidl opposite the wetherspoon. The condom expired in 2007 but that's ok right?"
Sure thing, it'll be 'reet |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We just use cooking oil after we've deep fried some chips. Adds to the flavour
I worked in a chippy as a teen so I'm used to it
Ooh, that's a new way to relive your youth . Are we doing it behind the shops or in the bus shelter?
Bus shelter outside the local lidl opposite the wetherspoon. The condom expired in 2007 but that's ok right?
Sure thing, it'll be 'reet "
Just make sure you bring some of that chip fat with you for the titwank x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We just use cooking oil after we've deep fried some chips. Adds to the flavour
I worked in a chippy as a teen so I'm used to it
Ooh, that's a new way to relive your youth . Are we doing it behind the shops or in the bus shelter?
Bus shelter outside the local lidl opposite the wetherspoon. The condom expired in 2007 but that's ok right?
Sure thing, it'll be 'reet
Just make sure you bring some of that chip fat with you for the titwank x"
You'll need more than chip fat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok, I think I know where it is. Corruption has hidden it hasn't he? Have a look at the next to last picture in your photo stream. Was that it in your hand? Has he hidden it there again? |
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"I needed it for a furious wanking marathon. I'll give it back when I'm finished
I’ve don’t get the phrase “ wanking furiously” I’ve never , ever been furious whilst wanking… quite the opposite to be honest!"
Nah, if it's not black and blue and gasping for air after you've finished, you didn't do it right |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like to pour it over my back, get on all fours on the kitchen table and shout STUFF ME to passsers by."
And they try but sleep and slide all over the place like a Japanese game show? I like it |
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