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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
Someone once put a Monty Bojangles Choccy Scoffy Truffle under my foreskin then a plastic clothes peg on the end. I did the same with her lady bits.
It seemed very strange at the time - pre fab days  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone asked me to go around theirs , piss on the misses and leave , no questions asked
Also not really a request more of a question , if you was 3 inches in your mum and your dad was 3 inches in you which way do you move to get out |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone asked me to go around theirs , piss on the misses and leave , no questions asked
Also not really a request more of a question , if you was 3 inches in your mum and your dad was 3 inches in you which way do you move to get out "
You just woke up and that was the first thing on your mind.
I was going to answer...but even i can't |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone asked me to go around theirs , piss on the misses and leave , no questions asked
Also not really a request more of a question , if you was 3 inches in your mum and your dad was 3 inches in you which way do you move to get out "
Should have stopped at no questions asked. |
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"Someone asked me to go around theirs , piss on the misses and leave , no questions asked
Also not really a request more of a question , if you was 3 inches in your mum and your dad was 3 inches in you which way do you move to get out "
The front door , with my suitcase and belongings. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone asked me to go around theirs , piss on the misses and leave , no questions asked
Also not really a request more of a question , if you was 3 inches in your mum and your dad was 3 inches in you which way do you move to get out
The front door , with my suitcase and belongings."
Just to clarify this was a question asked to me and not me asking the question
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone asked me to go around theirs , piss on the misses and leave , no questions asked
Also not really a request more of a question , if you was 3 inches in your mum and your dad was 3 inches in you which way do you move to get out
The front door , with my suitcase and belongings.
Just to clarify this was a question asked to me and not me asking the question
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Should have opened with that pertinent information lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone asked me to go around theirs , piss on the misses and leave , no questions asked
Also not really a request more of a question , if you was 3 inches in your mum and your dad was 3 inches in you which way do you move to get out "
Ha ha, that's actually quite a common question at work when we play "would you rather".
Most people look on in horror at the question.
But a few of us enter into a quite indepth discussion |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Someone once put a Monty Bojangles Choccy Scoffy Truffle under my foreskin then a plastic clothes peg on the end. I did the same with her lady bits.
It seemed very strange at the time - pre fab days "
I would do anything for love but I won't do that.
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By *CExeCouple
over a year ago
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When I had a single guy profile well over 10 years ago I had a much older man message and ask if he could eat my cum with a spoon. And that is the day I learned about the block button. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I had a single guy profile well over 10 years ago I had a much older man message and ask if he could eat my cum with a spoon. And that is the day I learned about the block button."
Poor guy just wanted a spoonful of sugar! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Asked to buy my knickers and post to him.
I find it’s more of a case of strange things have been said, possibly testing the waters first, rather than outright requests. |
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By *assy69Man
over a year ago
West Sussex and Wales |
"Someone once wanted to put their willy inside me and move it back for a few seconds until it emitted a sticky white substance.
Really strange. "
As long as that??? The man is a stud!!!  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"What’s the strangest request you’ve had..
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Tattoo unicorns on your shaven balls
Bang a hot midget at Niagara Falls
Steal a Saturn 5 and fuck an astronaut
Zero G anal and weightless cumshots
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"I had a guy offer to be a human toilet for a party I was attending. He sent pics of his (not very) professional set up which involved his head being inside a portaloo for the duration... It was my mums birthday party, I turned him down... 
Cherry x  "
Did you at least check with your mummy first? |
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"When I had a single guy profile well over 10 years ago I had a much older man message and ask if he could eat my cum with a spoon. And that is the day I learned about the block button.
Poor guy just wanted a spoonful of sugar!"
I would of told him my count is too high and he needed a knife and fork  |
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