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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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For faking an orgasm?
Yes I know I know we shouldn't and blah blah blah but sometimes needs must.
How do guys do it!??? This always intrigues me.
Me, I reckon I've got it down to perfection, heavy breathing and an intake of breathe, grabbing the shoulders (or another available body part of the man failing to make you orgasm), head back, eyes close or wide open depending on the intensity level we're going for, arch the back just a tad, a little moan or a "oh fuck", then act all sensitive and wriggle about when they try and touch you "there".
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Nope.
If you're not doing it for me all you're getting is an impatient look and exasperated sigh.
Physically I'm the most easily stimulated person in the history of the world. If I have to fake it there's something desperately wrong. |
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over a year ago
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I shout I’m coming!!!! I then scrunch my face like I’m struggling on the loo. Hold my hips still whilst pushing into her and wriggle a bit. Then when I pull out, I spit on her thighs when she’s not looking. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For faking an orgasm?
Yes I know I know we shouldn't and blah blah blah but sometimes needs must.
How do guys do it!??? This always intrigues me.
Me, I reckon I've got it down to perfection, heavy breathing and an intake of breathe, grabbing the shoulders (or another available body part of the man failing to make you orgasm), head back, eyes close or wide open depending on the intensity level we're going for, arch the back just a tad, a little moan or a "oh fuck", then act all sensitive and wriggle about when they try and touch you "there".
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Have stopped faking these days and just say if it's not happening for me, which isnt often. I think honesty is better than my bad acting. Toast of Londons sex face I imagine I resemble. |
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"I shout I’m coming!!!! I then scrunch my face like I’m struggling on the loo. Hold my hips still whilst pushing into her and wriggle a bit. Then when I pull out, I spit on her thighs when she’s not looking. "
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"I shout I’m coming!!!! I then scrunch my face like I’m struggling on the loo. Hold my hips still whilst pushing into her and wriggle a bit. Then when I pull out, I spit on her thighs when she’s not looking. "
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"I shout I’m coming!!!! I then scrunch my face like I’m struggling on the loo. Hold my hips still whilst pushing into her and wriggle a bit. Then when I pull out, I spit on her thighs when she’s not looking. "
Omg I thought my dripping clunge made you spurt!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I shout I’m coming!!!! I then scrunch my face like I’m struggling on the loo. Hold my hips still whilst pushing into her and wriggle a bit. Then when I pull out, I spit on her thighs when she’s not looking. "
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"For faking an orgasm?
Yes I know I know we shouldn't and blah blah blah but sometimes needs must.
How do guys do it!??? This always intrigues me.
Me, I reckon I've got it down to perfection, heavy breathing and an intake of breathe, grabbing the shoulders (or another available body part of the man failing to make you orgasm), head back, eyes close or wide open depending on the intensity level we're going for, arch the back just a tad, a little moan or a "oh fuck", then act all sensitive and wriggle about when they try and touch you "there".
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That sounds like an awful lot of effort to go to for something we dont really care about? |
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"For faking an orgasm?
Yes I know I know we shouldn't and blah blah blah but sometimes needs must.
How do guys do it!??? This always intrigues me.
Me, I reckon I've got it down to perfection, heavy breathing and an intake of breathe, grabbing the shoulders (or another available body part of the man failing to make you orgasm), head back, eyes close or wide open depending on the intensity level we're going for, arch the back just a tad, a little moan or a "oh fuck", then act all sensitive and wriggle about when they try and touch you "there".
That sounds like an awful lot of effort to go to for something we dont really care about? "
I care about good acting |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For faking an orgasm?
Yes I know I know we shouldn't and blah blah blah but sometimes needs must.
How do guys do it!??? This always intrigues me.
Me, I reckon I've got it down to perfection, heavy breathing and an intake of breathe, grabbing the shoulders (or another available body part of the man failing to make you orgasm), head back, eyes close or wide open depending on the intensity level we're going for, arch the back just a tad, a little moan or a "oh fuck", then act all sensitive and wriggle about when they try and touch you "there".
That sounds like an awful lot of effort to go to for something we dont really care about? "
I put effort into everything. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I fill a syringe with liquid silk lube and I cover their eyes before giving them a pearl necklace while grunting and swearing like I just stabbed my toe on one of the bed legs "
Making a note of this. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I always carry a balloon in my vagina filled with sperm of an ex lover that I keep in my freezer. If a man I am making love to can not make me cum I ask him to insert a needle into his bellend and then ask him to fuck me like it is last day on earth. And that usually pops the balloon, and then I say "wow that orgasm was so good I came like a real man does when he's horny" and the good thing is it is always at the right temperature when the balloon pops so together we are invested in this sensual sweaty and high feeling of us both covered in my ex lovers green cum it's the best way to do it I always give a round of applause too so he can feel like a real man sometimes he's a bit worried it is mouldy but that's fine.
Your technique sounds too much like hard work. And I never took you as the type to fake it. I thought you'd just grab your vibe and a video of Ryan Reynolds doing squats on a dildo to achieve the ultimate orgasm. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I always carry a balloon in my vagina filled with sperm of an ex lover that I keep in my freezer. If a man I am making love to can not make me cum I ask him to insert a needle into his bellend and then ask him to fuck me like it is last day on earth. And that usually pops the balloon, and then I say "wow that orgasm was so good I came like a real man does when he's horny" and the good thing is it is always at the right temperature when the balloon pops so together we are invested in this sensual sweaty and high feeling of us both covered in my ex lovers green cum it's the best way to do it I always give a round of applause too so he can feel like a real man sometimes he's a bit worried it is mouldy but that's fine.
Your technique sounds too much like hard work. And I never took you as the type to fake it. I thought you'd just grab your vibe and a video of Ryan Reynolds doing squats on a dildo to achieve the ultimate orgasm."
I'm actually in awe.
Also, where can I find this video? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I always carry a balloon in my vagina filled with sperm of an ex lover that I keep in my freezer. If a man I am making love to can not make me cum I ask him to insert a needle into his bellend and then ask him to fuck me like it is last day on earth. And that usually pops the balloon, and then I say "wow that orgasm was so good I came like a real man does when he's horny" and the good thing is it is always at the right temperature when the balloon pops so together we are invested in this sensual sweaty and high feeling of us both covered in my ex lovers green cum it's the best way to do it I always give a round of applause too so he can feel like a real man sometimes he's a bit worried it is mouldy but that's fine.
Your technique sounds too much like hard work. And I never took you as the type to fake it. I thought you'd just grab your vibe and a video of Ryan Reynolds doing squats on a dildo to achieve the ultimate orgasm.
I'm actually in awe.
Also, where can I find this video?"
I found it on the dark web and was surprised to see how well groomed his hole was I think you'd like it. Similar to Bruce's but not as loose. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I always carry a balloon in my vagina filled with sperm of an ex lover that I keep in my freezer. If a man I am making love to can not make me cum I ask him to insert a needle into his bellend and then ask him to fuck me like it is last day on earth. And that usually pops the balloon, and then I say "wow that orgasm was so good I came like a real man does when he's horny" and the good thing is it is always at the right temperature when the balloon pops so together we are invested in this sensual sweaty and high feeling of us both covered in my ex lovers green cum it's the best way to do it I always give a round of applause too so he can feel like a real man sometimes he's a bit worried it is mouldy but that's fine.
Your technique sounds too much like hard work. And I never took you as the type to fake it. I thought you'd just grab your vibe and a video of Ryan Reynolds doing squats on a dildo to achieve the ultimate orgasm.
I'm actually in awe.
Also, where can I find this video?
I found it on the dark web and was surprised to see how well groomed his hole was I think you'd like it. Similar to Bruce's but not as loose."
With the arse cut out of his Deadpool outfit?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I always carry a balloon in my vagina filled with sperm of an ex lover that I keep in my freezer. If a man I am making love to can not make me cum I ask him to insert a needle into his bellend and then ask him to fuck me like it is last day on earth. And that usually pops the balloon, and then I say "wow that orgasm was so good I came like a real man does when he's horny" and the good thing is it is always at the right temperature when the balloon pops so together we are invested in this sensual sweaty and high feeling of us both covered in my ex lovers green cum it's the best way to do it I always give a round of applause too so he can feel like a real man sometimes he's a bit worried it is mouldy but that's fine.
Your technique sounds too much like hard work. And I never took you as the type to fake it. I thought you'd just grab your vibe and a video of Ryan Reynolds doing squats on a dildo to achieve the ultimate orgasm.
I'm actually in awe.
Also, where can I find this video?
I found it on the dark web and was surprised to see how well groomed his hole was I think you'd like it. Similar to Bruce's but not as loose.
With the arse cut out of his Deadpool outfit?
Reply quickly!!!!! "
I do not fantasise about Ryan in a Deadpool suit.....nope...not at all.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I always carry a balloon in my vagina filled with sperm of an ex lover that I keep in my freezer. If a man I am making love to can not make me cum I ask him to insert a needle into his bellend and then ask him to fuck me like it is last day on earth. And that usually pops the balloon, and then I say "wow that orgasm was so good I came like a real man does when he's horny" and the good thing is it is always at the right temperature when the balloon pops so together we are invested in this sensual sweaty and high feeling of us both covered in my ex lovers green cum it's the best way to do it I always give a round of applause too so he can feel like a real man sometimes he's a bit worried it is mouldy but that's fine.
Your technique sounds too much like hard work. And I never took you as the type to fake it. I thought you'd just grab your vibe and a video of Ryan Reynolds doing squats on a dildo to achieve the ultimate orgasm.
I'm actually in awe.
Also, where can I find this video?
I found it on the dark web and was surprised to see how well groomed his hole was I think you'd like it. Similar to Bruce's but not as loose.
With the arse cut out of his Deadpool outfit?
Reply quickly!!!!!
I do not fantasise about Ryan in a Deadpool suit.....nope...not at all.
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I know you're having a wank now thinking about him in that tight suit with his ass hanging out. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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I really don't know why people think you can't fake vaginal contractions around a cock.
My days of faking are long long gone, my problem now is trying to hide how close I am to orgasm sometimes because I don't want to inflate their egos too much.
But kegels? Few moans but go subtle. You know, like you can't help the little moans escaping from your lips. Claw the bedsheets in the lack of orgasmic bliss they're giving you.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For faking an orgasm?
Yes I know I know we shouldn't and blah blah blah but sometimes needs must.
How do guys do it!??? This always intrigues me.
Me, I reckon I've got it down to perfection, heavy breathing and an intake of breathe, grabbing the shoulders (or another available body part of the man failing to make you orgasm), head back, eyes close or wide open depending on the intensity level we're going for, arch the back just a tad, a little moan or a "oh fuck", then act all sensitive and wriggle about when they try and touch you "there".
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Just seen this and I'm turned on |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
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I've never faked it 
In the past I have apparently looked "really bored and like I'm not even into it at all" though. You would think that would work as a hint that I wasn't into it... 
(There are many, many reasons that man is my ex)
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"For faking an orgasm?
Yes I know I know we shouldn't and blah blah blah but sometimes needs must.
How do guys do it!??? This always intrigues me.
Me, I reckon I've got it down to perfection, heavy breathing and an intake of breathe, grabbing the shoulders (or another available body part of the man failing to make you orgasm), head back, eyes close or wide open depending on the intensity level we're going for, arch the back just a tad, a little moan or a "oh fuck", then act all sensitive and wriggle about when they try and touch you "there".
Just seen this and I'm turned on"
If only women were that easily pleased  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For faking an orgasm?
Yes I know I know we shouldn't and blah blah blah but sometimes needs must.
How do guys do it!??? This always intrigues me.
Me, I reckon I've got it down to perfection, heavy breathing and an intake of breathe, grabbing the shoulders (or another available body part of the man failing to make you orgasm), head back, eyes close or wide open depending on the intensity level we're going for, arch the back just a tad, a little moan or a "oh fuck", then act all sensitive and wriggle about when they try and touch you "there".
Just seen this and I'm turned on
If only women were that easily pleased "
Oh it's not a seduction technique, just a fact
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For faking an orgasm?
Yes I know I know we shouldn't and blah blah blah but sometimes needs must.
How do guys do it!??? This always intrigues me.
Me, I reckon I've got it down to perfection, heavy breathing and an intake of breathe, grabbing the shoulders (or another available body part of the man failing to make you orgasm), head back, eyes close or wide open depending on the intensity level we're going for, arch the back just a tad, a little moan or a "oh fuck", then act all sensitive and wriggle about when they try and touch you "there".
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Never happened. Always come first before I do. And if they don’t then I get the toy out. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"For faking an orgasm?
Yes I know I know we shouldn't and blah blah blah but sometimes needs must.
How do guys do it!??? This always intrigues me.
Me, I reckon I've got it down to perfection, heavy breathing and an intake of breathe, grabbing the shoulders (or another available body part of the man failing to make you orgasm), head back, eyes close or wide open depending on the intensity level we're going for, arch the back just a tad, a little moan or a "oh fuck", then act all sensitive and wriggle about when they try and touch you "there".
Never happened. Always come first before I do. And if they don’t then I get the toy out. "
You've never been with a woman that faked it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For faking an orgasm?
Yes I know I know we shouldn't and blah blah blah but sometimes needs must.
How do guys do it!??? This always intrigues me.
Me, I reckon I've got it down to perfection, heavy breathing and an intake of breathe, grabbing the shoulders (or another available body part of the man failing to make you orgasm), head back, eyes close or wide open depending on the intensity level we're going for, arch the back just a tad, a little moan or a "oh fuck", then act all sensitive and wriggle about when they try and touch you "there".
Never happened. Always come first before I do. And if they don’t then I get the toy out.
You've never been with a woman that faked it? "
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"For faking an orgasm?
Yes I know I know we shouldn't and blah blah blah but sometimes needs must.
How do guys do it!??? This always intrigues me.
Me, I reckon I've got it down to perfection, heavy breathing and an intake of breathe, grabbing the shoulders (or another available body part of the man failing to make you orgasm), head back, eyes close or wide open depending on the intensity level we're going for, arch the back just a tad, a little moan or a "oh fuck", then act all sensitive and wriggle about when they try and touch you "there".
Never happened. Always come first before I do. And if they don’t then I get the toy out.
You've never been with a woman that faked it? "
If she's good, he'd never know! |
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"Nope.
If you're not doing it for me all you're getting is an impatient look and exasperated sigh.
Physically I'm the most easily stimulated person in the history of the world. If I have to fake it there's something desperately wrong."
This is Beaver in a nutshell
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By (user no longer on site)
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Even I've faked before, the same approach joebeans does. If it's just not gonna happen and she's not up for you finishing on her sometimes it's worth it to stop the drama! |
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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago
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I don’t. It’s been many years since I faked it.
If it’s not happening, I just say.
Men honestly don’t care THAT much whether we cum.
If I want to cum, I can do it for myself really easily  |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
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"For faking an orgasm?
Yes I know I know we shouldn't and blah blah blah but sometimes needs must.
How do guys do it!??? This always intrigues me.
Me, I reckon I've got it down to perfection, heavy breathing and an intake of breathe, grabbing the shoulders (or another available body part of the man failing to make you orgasm), head back, eyes close or wide open depending on the intensity level we're going for, arch the back just a tad, a little moan or a "oh fuck", then act all sensitive and wriggle about when they try and touch you "there".
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lol how can guys fake an orgasm and what would be the point..... The white stuff?!?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My wife doesn’t fake it…. Maybe she used to once who knows…. She likes to be fucked fast and hard…. If she doesn’t cum through sex she either goes to sleep, continues with her toys or I put my fingers …. We’ll almost my hand inside her….but most of all she would prefer a good fucking even if she doesn’t cum…. I would say 40% of the time she cums… and quite often in 1 to 5 minutes if she’s really horny…. It’s actually quite a challenge for a guy to fuck really fast and really hard for over 3 minutes…. And I’m pretty fit can keep my heart rate over 170 for more than 2 hrs…. If anyone is up for the hard fucking challenge… and super fit we’re here for you… only remember we’re based in Italy now before our inbox gets full |
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"For faking an orgasm?
Yes I know I know we shouldn't and blah blah blah but sometimes needs must.
How do guys do it!??? This always intrigues me."
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"For faking an orgasm?
Yes I know I know we shouldn't and blah blah blah but sometimes needs must.
How do guys do it!??? This always intrigues me.
A bottle of Yakult Original is somewhat easily concealable in the bum'ole. "
...huh.
Thought I'd already written the worst thing I would write today, but here we are I guess. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"For faking an orgasm?
Yes I know I know we shouldn't and blah blah blah but sometimes needs must.
How do guys do it!??? This always intrigues me.
A bottle of Yakult Original is somewhat easily concealable in the bum'ole.
...huh.
Thought I'd already written the worst thing I would write today, but here we are I guess."
Excelled yourself there Dusk.
What's a few million bacteria between friends? |
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"For faking an orgasm?
Yes I know I know we shouldn't and blah blah blah but sometimes needs must.
How do guys do it!??? This always intrigues me.
A bottle of Yakult Original is somewhat easily concealable in the bum'ole.
...huh.
Thought I'd already written the worst thing I would write today, but here we are I guess.
Excelled yourself there Dusk.
What's a few million bacteria between friends? "
Fuckin' barebac'ers, am I right pal? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm way too honest... if I know it's not going to happen, I'll just tell them. Not sure if that's a good approach or not??"
I'd be a tad miffed not gonna lie.
That is the whole point of sex is it not?
It's like ordering a Macdonald's breakfast and not getting the hash brown. I want the hash brown!
Wait, I'm confused if I'm talking about my hash brown or theirs now. |
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What about on the reverse side though, if it’s terrible have you ever been bad on purpose? to make them think oh shit this is bad. Then you know there wouldn’t be any chance of meeting again, or hoping they just end it because it’s bad. Or am I rambling I don’t know |
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"I'm way too honest... if I know it's not going to happen, I'll just tell them. Not sure if that's a good approach or not??
I'd be a tad miffed not gonna lie.
That is the whole point of sex is it not?
It's like ordering a Macdonald's breakfast and not getting the hash brown. I want the hash brown!
Wait, I'm confused if I'm talking about my hash brown or theirs now. "
I’d give you 2 hash browns. |
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"For faking an orgasm?
Yes I know I know we shouldn't and blah blah blah but sometimes needs must.
How do guys do it!??? This always intrigues me.
Me, I reckon I've got it down to perfection, heavy breathing and an intake of breathe, grabbing the shoulders (or another available body part of the man failing to make you orgasm), head back, eyes close or wide open depending on the intensity level we're going for, arch the back just a tad, a little moan or a "oh fuck", then act all sensitive and wriggle about when they try and touch you "there".
That sounds like an awful lot of effort to go to for something we dont really care about?
I care about good acting "
I care about good acting and good writing (and orgasms). |
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