75%

By *ttentiveRabbit OP Man over a year ago

Lymington

Something I woke up wondering

If the moons gravitational force causes the seas high and low tides.

And the body is 75% water.

Can you excuse your weight as being high tide

By *inister_SpinsterWoman over a year ago

North West

If it floats your boat.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Definitely

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The tide is high but I,m holding on ..........

By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’m not sure I could ever excuse myself as being high

Well… there was this one time at band camp

By *ttentiveRabbit OP Man over a year ago

Lymington

Bloody gravity and it’s affecting my scales, not fair

By *imi_RougeWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

The tide is high... But I'm holding on!

By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Thats no moon…..

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Something I woke up wondering

If the moons gravitational force causes the seas high and low tides.

And the body is 75% water.

Can you excuse your weight as being high tide

No , just your fat head.