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What's the strangest one you've heard?...
Do you belive it?...
Obviously everyone has the right to their own views & thoughts..
The strangest one I heard recently was that people who were getting the Covid jabs were actually being injected with chemicals that will track their movements, & tell governments all your private data.. 
So guess I'm doomed...  |
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over a year ago
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"Birds are not real, which was created as a hoax to prove people will buy in to any old conspiracy theory... And they did just that "
And that lockdown was so they could change all the batteries in said birds.
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"What's the strangest one you've heard?...
Do you belive it?...
Obviously everyone has the right to their own views & thoughts..
The strangest one I heard recently was that people who were getting the Covid jabs were actually being injected with chemicals that will track their movements, & tell governments all your private data..
So guess I'm doomed... "
the government and lots of hi tech companies can do that by monitoring where you go with your phone  |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
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"Birds are not real, which was created as a hoax to prove people will buy in to any old conspiracy theory... And they did just that "
Wasn’t it just pigeons ?
When did you last see a baby pigeon ?
You know the TRUTH don’t you, it’s not a conspiracy if it’s in CAPS LOCK, better believe those pigeons are fitted with high resolution cameras and the batteries last about 10 years , LOCKDOWN was required to do a global battery change. BELIVEV THE TROOTH ….. it will set you THREE
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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Obviously everyone has the right to their own views & thoughts..
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See, when it comes to batshit conspiracy theories that are actually dangerous and harmful to individuals I don't really agree that people have the right to promote them.
They can be seriously harmful to both vulnerable people and the perfectly sane due to their effects on those that believe them.
Socrates once said "Some people will believe anything they read on the internet" and he was right.
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"In the paper last week or online
Saw it somewhere .the flat earth people belive someone doctoring all the pictures from space so we don't find out that world is flat ."
And they claim to have members all over the globe! |
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Obviously everyone has the right to their own views & thoughts..
See, when it comes to batshit conspiracy theories that are actually dangerous and harmful to individuals I don't really agree that people have the right to promote them.
They can be seriously harmful to both vulnerable people and the perfectly sane due to their effects on those that believe them.
Socrates once said "Some people will believe anything they read on the internet" and he was right.
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Obviously everyone has the right to their own views & thoughts..
See, when it comes to batshit conspiracy theories that are actually dangerous and harmful to individuals I don't really agree that people have the right to promote them.
They can be seriously harmful to both vulnerable people and the perfectly sane due to their effects on those that believe them.
Socrates once said "Some people will believe anything they read on the internet" and he was right.
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I thought that quote was by Abraham Lincoln?  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
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Obviously everyone has the right to their own views & thoughts..
See, when it comes to batshit conspiracy theories that are actually dangerous and harmful to individuals I don't really agree that people have the right to promote them.
They can be seriously harmful to both vulnerable people and the perfectly sane due to their effects on those that believe them.
Socrates once said "Some people will believe anything they read on the internet" and he was right.
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I thought that quote was by Abraham Lincoln? "
He was quoting Socrates he he said that. I'm pretty sure he actually mentioned it live on TV during an interview.
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Socrates once said "Some people will believe anything they read on the internet" and he was right.
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I thought that quote was by Abraham Lincoln?
He was quoting Socrates he he said that. I'm pretty sure he actually mentioned it live on TV during an interview.
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Ah I see. Much clearer now. Loved that show |
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Obviously everyone has the right to their own views & thoughts..
See, when it comes to batshit conspiracy theories that are actually dangerous and harmful to individuals I don't really agree that people have the right to promote them.
They can be seriously harmful to both vulnerable people and the perfectly sane due to their effects on those that believe them.
Socrates once said "Some people will believe anything they read on the internet" and he was right.
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I thought that quote was by Abraham Lincoln? "
I thought it was Einstein.
Lincoln said, “if a car is worth having, it’s got to be a Ford!”
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I used to work as a civvie on a military base in North Yorkshire. There was a local peace activist group who believed there was a secret underground submarine base underneath it.
Yes loves, because the perfect place to have a submarine base is 100 miles from the sea |
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"What's the strangest one you've heard?...
Do you belive it?...
Obviously everyone has the right to their own views & thoughts..
The strangest one I heard recently was that people who were getting the Covid jabs were actually being injected with chemicals that will track their movements, & tell governments all your private data..
So guess I'm doomed... "
There have been some confirmed cases of people having tiny electrical devices discovered in their bodies that seemingly serve no purpose and there being no signs of prior surgery having put them there. |
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"I used to work as a civvie on a military base in North Yorkshire. There was a local peace activist group who believed there was a secret underground submarine base underneath it.
Yes loves, because the perfect place to have a submarine base is 100 miles from the sea "
Well thats what makes it a good secret submarine base |
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There were a number of highly placed employees who worked in the world trade centre that recieved a mysterious phone call the day before the 9/11 attacks telling them not to come into work tomorrow. |
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My local is a hotbed of conspiracy theorists………
From the earth Is flat, to Chem trails from planes (the flight path for East Midlands is right above us and they are low) and vaccines are to control us.
The one that really took the biscuit was when someone told me that cancer was man made and given to people, I had to walk out as I have lost family to the disease. |
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"I used to work as a civvie on a military base in North Yorkshire. There was a local peace activist group who believed there was a secret underground submarine base underneath it.
Yes loves, because the perfect place to have a submarine base is 100 miles from the sea
Well thats what makes it a good secret submarine base"
Exactly, not even the Russians would think of looking there.. |
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"What about those time traveler ones
Nah, there's no truth to that stuff.
Someone tried to tell me tomorrow and again three weeks from now, and I didn't believe a word of it... "
I saw it on tomorrow’s world, today on yesterday channel |
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By *anes HubbyCouple
over a year ago
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The latest "Buzz subject" being voiced on conspiracy theory sites is "15 Minute Cities".
Conspiracy nut jobs are twisting the concept of 15 minute cities to suggest that we will all be imprisoned in these zones by 2030, trapped and not allowed to leave.
They are as mad as a box of frogs |
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"What about those time traveler ones
Nah, there's no truth to that stuff.
Someone tried to tell me tomorrow and again three weeks from now, and I didn't believe a word of it...
I saw it on tomorrow’s world, today on yesterday channel "
I was at the station today and was told "The next train has gone"
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Obviously everyone has the right to their own views & thoughts..
See, when it comes to batshit conspiracy theories that are actually dangerous and harmful to individuals I don't really agree that people have the right to promote them.
They can be seriously harmful to both vulnerable people and the perfectly sane due to their effects on those that believe them.
Socrates once said "Some people will believe anything they read on the internet" and he was right.
A
I thought that quote was by Abraham Lincoln?
I thought it was Einstein.
Lincoln said, “if a car is worth having, it’s got to be a Ford!”
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Was that not you can have any colour as long as its black.
Or was that ford himself? |
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"What about those time traveler ones
Nah, there's no truth to that stuff.
Someone tried to tell me tomorrow and again three weeks from now, and I didn't believe a word of it...
I saw it on tomorrow’s world, today on yesterday channel "
I thought it was last week a fortnight ago |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Obviously everyone has the right to their own views & thoughts..
See, when it comes to batshit conspiracy theories that are actually dangerous and harmful to individuals I don't really agree that people have the right to promote them.
They can be seriously harmful to both vulnerable people and the perfectly sane due to their effects on those that believe them.
Socrates once said "Some people will believe anything they read on the internet" and he was right.
A
I thought that quote was by Abraham Lincoln?
I thought it was Einstein.
Lincoln said, “if a car is worth having, it’s got to be a Ford!”
Was that not you can have any colour as long as its black.
Or was that ford himself? "
Ford
Find On Rubbish Dump |
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"What's the strangest one you've heard?...
Do you belive it?...
Obviously everyone has the right to their own views & thoughts..
The strangest one I heard recently was that people who were getting the Covid jabs were actually being injected with chemicals that will track their movements, & tell governments all your private data..
So guess I'm doomed... "
I knew a girl once that would only drink bottled water as she believed the gov put chemicals in tap water to track peoples movements. Never believed it tbh but wouldn’t care if they did. If they want to waste their time and money tracking my boring old movements then they’re welcome to lol x |
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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago
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"What's the strangest one you've heard?...
Do you belive it?...
Obviously everyone has the right to their own views & thoughts..
The strangest one I heard recently was that people who were getting the Covid jabs were actually being injected with chemicals that will track their movements, & tell governments all your private data..
So guess I'm doomed... "
I don't want to start wars.. but the covid wasn't about that it's just the beginning of the depopulation agenda 2030 |
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Nibiru cataclysm: A red star lies at the centre of a brownish cloud against a background of stars. V838 Monocerotis, a variable star accompanied by a light echo, has been erroneously portrayed as an approaching planet or brown dwarf on a collision course with Earth.  |
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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago
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Same way are being played about the global warming.. they use it to their favour to now convert to electric after they sold you 80 years of oil.. we are messing the planet up but the earth is naturally warming up it's the course it takes.. did we create the ice age ? |
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"Birds are not real, which was created as a hoax to prove people will buy in to any old conspiracy theory... And they did just that "
I laughed hard when I heard this. Also they believe birds sit on electrical wires because that’s how the “ robot spy birds “ charge their batteries.
The mr |
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Here’s a topical one I’ve seen suggested in just the last couple of days: Neither Sarah Everard nor Nicola Bulley ever existed, and were completely invented in order to distract us from… something. The individual in question hadn’t thought that far ahead yet. |
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That what we received the vaccine, the top part of the needle would break off and stay in arm, in order to get tracker information into everyone. Because no one would ever notice a random bit of metal left under the skin |
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"What's the strangest one you've heard?...
Do you belive it?...
Obviously everyone has the right to their own views & thoughts..
The strangest one I heard recently was that people who were getting the Covid jabs were actually being injected with chemicals that will track their movements, & tell governments all your private data..
So guess I'm doomed...
I don't want to start wars.. but the covid wasn't about that it's just the beginning of the depopulation agenda 2030"
Oh dear |
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"What's the strangest one you've heard?...
Do you belive it?...
Obviously everyone has the right to their own views & thoughts..
The strangest one I heard recently was that people who were getting the Covid jabs were actually being injected with chemicals that will track their movements, & tell governments all your private data..
So guess I'm doomed...
There have been some confirmed cases of people having tiny electrical devices discovered in their bodies that seemingly serve no purpose and there being no signs of prior surgery having put them there."
Yeah of course I believe you.
Here's some fuzzy felt can you make me a picture of a lion grrr |
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Apparently this country is run by a Left Wing Economic Establishment. Its power and reach is that strong that it has the power to oust Prime Ministers who are too awesome, talented and revolutionary.
Take the Red Pill people. Storm parliament, overthrow the Left Wing Economic Establishment and make Britain Truss again. |
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"What's the strangest one you've heard?...
Do you belive it?...
Obviously everyone has the right to their own views & thoughts..
The strangest one I heard recently was that people who were getting the Covid jabs were actually being injected with chemicals that will track their movements, & tell governments all your private data..
So guess I'm doomed... "
if any government wants to know about our movements let them, its a pretty boring journey lol |
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"What's the strangest one you've heard?...
Do you belive it?...
Obviously everyone has the right to their own views & thoughts..
The strangest one I heard recently was that people who were getting the Covid jabs were actually being injected with chemicals that will track their movements, & tell governments all your private data..
So guess I'm doomed... "
yes the anti fab police |
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There was one a few years back that Australia didn't exist, it was a mind control experiment made to get you to believe in the false notion that the earth was spherical |
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"If you look up
Abbie Richards
The Conspiracy Chart.
This clever graphic gives an overview of nut job ideas, I mean, Conspiracy Theories.
Reptilian Overlords is my all time favourite  "
According to that chart, my Mother is detached from reality. She believes all of the things in the top-most part of the chart. |
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"If you look up
Abbie Richards
The Conspiracy Chart.
This clever graphic gives an overview of nut job ideas, I mean, Conspiracy Theories.
Reptilian Overlords is my all time favourite "
Oh yes...heard this a few years ago that the Royal family were serpents in human form |
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The longer live the more people it seems are completely detached from reality. What worries me most is that it's starting from the top and we're all being encouraged towards a view of the world that's completely unrealistic.
Conspiracy theories at least appear ridiculous to most of us. |
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"What's the strangest one you've heard?...
Do you belive it?...
Obviously everyone has the right to their own views & thoughts..
The strangest one I heard recently was that people who were getting the Covid jabs were actually being injected with chemicals that will track their movements, & tell governments all your private data..
So guess I'm doomed...
I don't want to start wars.. but the covid wasn't about that it's just the beginning of the depopulation agenda 2030
Oh dear "
Oh yes...you should see his comments on the 'non jabbed women' thread. |
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When I want to find conspiracies I turn to the World leader in it, the USA.
The 2022 Californian wild fires were started by lasers from space that are owned by Jews - That came from a member of the house of reps.
Democrats stole the 2020 election helped by Italian satelites that hacked the voting machines.
Democrats eat babies and hold them in the basement of a Pizza shop in Washington.
Perhaps the worst was the 2012 shooting of 28 people in Sandy Hook Elimentary School did not occur and it was created by democrats using actors to introduce gun control. Radio host Alex Jones peddled this and was sued into obscurity.
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Surely the numerous 911 conspiracy theories are the most well known.
The plane that crashed into the pentagon was actually empty and flown by remote control
No plane crashed into the pentagon
The twin towers were actually brought down by demolition explosives
The planes seen crashing into the twin towers didnt exist and were superimposed
The phone calls from people trapped in the towers were actually recorded by actors.
The list is endless
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"Why are you asking? Who asked you to ask? Who do you report to? Why do you need the information? Is it ‘them’ asking? "
If you know, you know but if you don't know then you need to know..
You know..  |
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By *empusMan
over a year ago
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"The latest "Buzz subject" being voiced on conspiracy theory sites is "15 Minute Cities".
Conspiracy nut jobs are twisting the concept of 15 minute cities to suggest that we will all be imprisoned in these zones by 2030, trapped and not allowed to leave.
They are as mad as a box of frogs"
Frogs who can only use their cars for 100 days a year or get fined! I am genuinely against this concept, wish it was just theory. |
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There was one going around about olive oil the other day. The product not the cartoon character.
The conspiracy? People have just discovered that some olive oil products actually contain a mixture of oils. something that’s common knowledge to anyone who reads labels because it does actually state it on there.
According to the conspiracy theorists this is a big plan by food companies and the government to poison us all and make everyone sick, whilst at the same time making millions from selling fake products.
Conspiracy theorists are so dumb it’s unbelievable. I saw it shared so many times and people were genuinely acting like they discovered something new and shocking |
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"Why are you asking? Who asked you to ask? Who do you report to? Why do you need the information? Is it ‘them’ asking?
If you know, you know but if you don't know then you need to know..
You know.. "
On a need to know basis. |
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"If you look up
Abbie Richards
The Conspiracy Chart.
This clever graphic gives an overview of nut job ideas, I mean, Conspiracy Theories. "
Thank you for this! Interesting to come across half a dozen madnesses I hadn't heard of before. |
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"Why are you asking? Who asked you to ask? Who do you report to? Why do you need the information? Is it ‘them’ asking?
If you know, you know but if you don't know then you need to know..
You know..
On a need to know basis. "
I am not a prisoner I am a free man |
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"Why are you asking? Who asked you to ask? Who do you report to? Why do you need the information? Is it ‘them’ asking?
Be afraid. Be very afraid "
If you’re going to burst through my door at midnight… bring lube and jaffa cakes!! |
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"Why are you asking? Who asked you to ask? Who do you report to? Why do you need the information? Is it ‘them’ asking?
Be afraid. Be very afraid
If you’re going to burst through my door at midnight… bring lube and jaffa cakes!! "
Me? I’ll be getting my beauty sleeps…
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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I saw one on Facey around September last year saying Germany were banning the use of cash in January.
Guess what........
Gotta love the 'cashless society is coming tomorrow' loons.
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"Why are you asking? Who asked you to ask? Who do you report to? Why do you need the information? Is it ‘them’ asking?
Be afraid. Be very afraid
If you’re going to burst through my door at midnight… bring lube and jaffa cakes!!
Me? I’ll be getting my beauty sleeps…
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"The longer live the more people it seems are completely detached from reality. What worries me most is that it's starting from the top and we're all being encouraged towards a view of the world that's completely unrealistic.
Conspiracy theories at least appear ridiculous to most of us. "
Britain is become too much like America, in its love of promoting wack-job conspiracy theories. Tragic, really..... |
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"The longer live the more people it seems are completely detached from reality. What worries me most is that it's starting from the top and we're all being encouraged towards a view of the world that's completely unrealistic.
Conspiracy theories at least appear ridiculous to most of us.
Britain is become too much like America, in its love of promoting wack-job conspiracy theories. Tragic, really....."
Like America In too many ways …. People have started to discuss feelings in public… there’s nothing more unbritish - what happened to sexual repression and chin up old boy!! Festering repressed emotions that got unleashed every so often in a war where someone said something bad about the british and we invaded them - that showed them!! We need to outlaw feelings in public and counselling should be made a capital crime - bring back flogging for double parking in a disabled space and hanging for failure to indicate at a junction - yes bMW driver I mean you!!! We need a return to
The commonsense ticking timebomb repression of the good old days…. I fear I may have gone off topic!! |
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"The longer live the more people it seems are completely detached from reality. What worries me most is that it's starting from the top and we're all being encouraged towards a view of the world that's completely unrealistic.
Conspiracy theories at least appear ridiculous to most of us.
Britain is become too much like America, in its love of promoting wack-job conspiracy theories. Tragic, really....."
Nope those are your own homegrown nutcases. We didn't export anything.  |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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The UK Government is adding chemicals to our drinking water to give us cancer.
People with O rhesus neg blood are ancestors of aliens who interbred with Neanderthals and Homosapiens and also engineered humans.
O negs have special powers of shape-shifting.
If I could shape shift I'd make myself taller so I didn't look as fat. |
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I don't think anyone is posting in this forum. All the posts are from Russian AI bots in North Korea! They are trying to desensitise us to the reality that Qanon is a modern bible and it should be trusted without question.
I have to go now, the CIA are onto me!
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The earth isn't flat, it's a massive woman (actually not taking the piss right now)
9/11 was an inside job because a much smaller building, with similar architecture, in China didn't collapse when it was on fire.
Chocolate is from space. That one's courtesy of the loon that is David "avocado" wolf.
The government is controlling the weather from an Alaskan base, I think HAARPA/HAARP or something like that
I went deep into this crap when I was bored over lockdown. They're all bonkers |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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"In the paper last week or online
Saw it somewhere .the flat earth people belive someone doctoring all the pictures from space so we don't find out that world is flat ."
Did they put a bend in all the spirtlevels in the world as well? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Illuminati created the word ‘ conspiracy’ to lead people down never ending rabbit holes on non truth and speculation to nonsense.
Resulting in a cover up of the real truth ….that no one knows because we all follow the white rabbit.
Love theories
We listen to a lot of podcasts on may subjects
This is hard to chat over a swingers forum
Enjoy !
Latest theories (also based on evidence )
Electric cars and co2
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During my travels across the Siberian Steppes, some years ago, I chanced upon a team of Russian palaeontologists, who were clearly in a state of heightened exuberance.
Apparently, an unseasonable deluge had washed away a section of river bank, exposing the perfectly preserved carcass of a woolly mammoth. The beast was frozen in a running posture and looked as fresh as the proverbial daisy.
The Russian greybeards were quite beside themselves with glee, considering this to be the find of the century. Somehow they had got it into their heads that the specimen was at least fifteen thousand years old.
I introduced myself and upon learning my identity they naturally begged me to examine their treasure and offer an authoritative opinion.
I was pleased to do so, having nothing else planned for the morning. I perused the beast and proclaimed that it was indeed a “woolly mammoth, of the genus Mammuthus primigenius. And that it had been dead for at least half an hour!
The woolly mammoth, I explained to them, is a burrowing animal, which lives exclusively beneath the ground and is very common in these parts. It tunnels with its enormous tusks and dies instantly upon exposure to sunlight.
“You have a nice fresh one here,” I told them, “and it would be a shame to waste it.”
Without further ado I had my servants haul the carcass back to the village where I was staying and get the fire stoked up.
The greybeards made a quite unnecessary fuss about this and I was forced to employ my stout stick. With typical bad grace they did not attend the barbecue. |
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"Birds are not real, which was created as a hoax to prove people will buy in to any old conspiracy theory... And they did just that
Wasn’t it just pigeons ?
When did you last see a baby pigeon ?
You know the TRUTH don’t you, it’s not a conspiracy if it’s in CAPS LOCK, better believe those pigeons are fitted with high resolution cameras and the batteries last about 10 years , LOCKDOWN was required to do a global battery change. BELIVEV THE TROOTH ….. it will set you THREE
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I've seen baby pigeons, they're called Squabs by the way. Ugly bizarre looking creatures, you wouldn't want to see one. |
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"Australians are fake, because no-one has ever seen or heard an Australian child - not saying it makes sense, but once I stumbled across last week..."
I do find small children do get under the feet a bit |
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"The UK Government is adding chemicals to our drinking water to give us cancer.
People with O rhesus neg blood are ancestors of aliens who interbred with Neanderthals and Homosapiens and also engineered humans.
O negs have special powers of shape-shifting.
If I could shape shift I'd make myself taller so I didn't look as fat."
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I do find small children do get under the feet a bit "
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I have to go now, the CIA are onto me!
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Yes, yes we are onto you.
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"I saw one on Facey around September last year saying Germany were banning the use of cash in January.
Guess what........
Gotta love the 'cashless society is coming tomorrow' loons.
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Interesting. How many tills in supermarkets no longer take cash? 70 per cent? 80 per cent? Take the piss all you like but cash is no longer welcome at many fewer places than 5 years ago. |
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Guess what........
Gotta love the 'cashless society is coming tomorrow' loons.
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Interesting. How many tills in supermarkets no longer take cash? 70 per cent? 80 per cent? Take the piss all you like but cash is no longer welcome at many fewer places than 5 years ago. "
That was mainly because of Covid and a reluctance to handle cash during the pandemic.
However, speaking as someone who has retail businesses I can testify that over the last Seven or Eight months cash is making a major comeback and we see more people using cash week on week.
It's not back to pre Covid amounts but it isn't far off. |
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"I saw one on Facey around September last year saying Germany were banning the use of cash in January.
Guess what........
Gotta love the 'cashless society is coming tomorrow' loons.
A
Interesting. How many tills in supermarkets no longer take cash? 70 per cent? 80 per cent? Take the piss all you like but cash is no longer welcome at many fewer places than 5 years ago. "
Cash is still accepted though, yes?
So not a 'cashless society'.
5 years ago I needed to drive miles to pay a cheque in at a bank. Now I just take a photo of it on my phone and it's cleared by the end of the next day.
It's called progress.
I'm convinced some people would still like to have phones attached to their walls by long twirly cables, cars with just three gears and shops closing at lunchtime and shut on Sunday's.
Cash for many is a total ballache.
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More like 10/20% |
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Guess what........
Gotta love the 'cashless society is coming tomorrow' loons.
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Interesting. How many tills in supermarkets no longer take cash? 70 per cent? 80 per cent? Take the piss all you like but cash is no longer welcome at many fewer places than 5 years ago. "
Every single supermarket takes cash. |
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Guess what........
Gotta love the 'cashless society is coming tomorrow' loons.
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Interesting. How many tills in supermarkets no longer take cash? 70 per cent? 80 per cent? Take the piss all you like but cash is no longer welcome at many fewer places than 5 years ago.
Every single supermarket takes cash."
Yes the ones I visit still do. Unless you go after 10 at night and then only the self checkout tills that only take credit cards at Asdas. |
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Yes the ones I visit still do. Unless you go after 10 at night and then only the self checkout tills that only take credit cards at Asdas. "
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Yes the ones I visit still do. Unless you go after 10 at night and then only the self checkout tills that only take credit cards at Asdas.
Asda is a big company, but they don't make up 70% of the shops in the uk"
They also have self service checkouts that take cash at any hour. |
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Guess what........
Gotta love the 'cashless society is coming tomorrow' loons.
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Interesting. How many tills in supermarkets no longer take cash? 70 per cent? 80 per cent? Take the piss all you like but cash is no longer welcome at many fewer places than 5 years ago.
Every single supermarket takes cash.
Yes the ones I visit still do. Unless you go after 10 at night and then only the self checkout tills that only take credit cards at Asdas. "
You can still ask for a member of staff to open a till. ASDA isn't unstaffed at night. |
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"I saw one on Facey around September last year saying Germany were banning the use of cash in January.
Guess what........
Gotta love the 'cashless society is coming tomorrow' loons.
A
Interesting. How many tills in supermarkets no longer take cash? 70 per cent? 80 per cent? Take the piss all you like but cash is no longer welcome at many fewer places than 5 years ago.
Cash is still accepted though, yes?
So not a 'cashless society'.
5 years ago I needed to drive miles to pay a cheque in at a bank. Now I just take a photo of it on my phone and it's cleared by the end of the next day.
It's called progress.
I'm convinced some people would still like to have phones attached to their walls by long twirly cables, cars with just three gears and shops closing at lunchtime and shut on Sunday's.
Cash for many is a total ballache.
A"
We can all go to the bootsales on a shopless sunday. How lovely. Need to keep the cash though! |
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Yes the ones I visit still do. Unless you go after 10 at night and then only the self checkout tills that only take credit cards at Asdas.
Asda is a big company, but they don't make up 70% of the shops in the uk
They also have self service checkouts that take cash at any hour."
Nope not in the one I use. After 10 at night. All had the no entry sign on. |
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"I saw one on Facey around September last year saying Germany were banning the use of cash in January.
Guess what........
Gotta love the 'cashless society is coming tomorrow' loons.
A
Interesting. How many tills in supermarkets no longer take cash? 70 per cent? 80 per cent? Take the piss all you like but cash is no longer welcome at many fewer places than 5 years ago.
Every single supermarket takes cash.
Yes the ones I visit still do. Unless you go after 10 at night and then only the self checkout tills that only take credit cards at Asdas.
You can still ask for a member of staff to open a till. ASDA isn't unstaffed at night."
I did. I gave up. Not all shelf stackers have authority to unlock a till. Why so many challenges. It happened. |
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"I saw one on Facey around September last year saying Germany were banning the use of cash in January.
Guess what........
Gotta love the 'cashless society is coming tomorrow' loons.
A
Interesting. How many tills in supermarkets no longer take cash? 70 per cent? 80 per cent? Take the piss all you like but cash is no longer welcome at many fewer places than 5 years ago.
Cash is still accepted though, yes?
So not a 'cashless society'.
5 years ago I needed to drive miles to pay a cheque in at a bank. Now I just take a photo of it on my phone and it's cleared by the end of the next day.
It's called progress.
I'm convinced some people would still like to have phones attached to their walls by long twirly cables, cars with just three gears and shops closing at lunchtime and shut on Sunday's.
Cash for many is a total ballache.
A"
I didn't say it was a cashless society so your argument is moot. I said less and less supermarket checkouts take cash. Which is a fact. |
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I have to go now, the CIA are onto me!
Yes, yes we are onto you.
How's that latte your drinking?
And that colour suits you it brings out the green in your eyes "
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I saw one on Facey around September last year saying Germany were banning the use of cash in January.
Guess what........
Gotta love the 'cashless society is coming tomorrow' loons.
A
Interesting. How many tills in supermarkets no longer take cash? 70 per cent? 80 per cent? Take the piss all you like but cash is no longer welcome at many fewer places than 5 years ago.
Cash is still accepted though, yes?
So not a 'cashless society'.
5 years ago I needed to drive miles to pay a cheque in at a bank. Now I just take a photo of it on my phone and it's cleared by the end of the next day.
It's called progress.
I'm convinced some people would still like to have phones attached to their walls by long twirly cables, cars with just three gears and shops closing at lunchtime and shut on Sunday's.
Cash for many is a total ballache.
A
I didn't say it was a cashless society so your argument is moot. I said less and less supermarket checkouts take cash. Which is a fact. "
But you want to go shopping after 10pm, yes?
Shops only stay open late or for 24 hrs shopping because of cost saving efficiency measures. Like self service tills.
Cash handling costs businesses more than electronic payments. It's also a greater security risk. It's no surprise shops want to move away from cash. You could always just use small shops that take cash, but then no doubt there'd be complaints of higher prices.......
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That the city of Oxford is going to be divided up into 15 minute zones which will be fenced off and nobody allowed in or out of them, or they get a £70 fine.
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"I saw one on Facey around September last year saying Germany were banning the use of cash in January.
Guess what........
Gotta love the 'cashless society is coming tomorrow' loons.
A
Interesting. How many tills in supermarkets no longer take cash? 70 per cent? 80 per cent? Take the piss all you like but cash is no longer welcome at many fewer places than 5 years ago.
Cash is still accepted though, yes?
So not a 'cashless society'.
5 years ago I needed to drive miles to pay a cheque in at a bank. Now I just take a photo of it on my phone and it's cleared by the end of the next day.
It's called progress.
I'm convinced some people would still like to have phones attached to their walls by long twirly cables, cars with just three gears and shops closing at lunchtime and shut on Sunday's.
Cash for many is a total ballache.
A
I didn't say it was a cashless society so your argument is moot. I said less and less supermarket checkouts take cash. Which is a fact.
But you want to go shopping after 10pm, yes?
Shops only stay open late or for 24 hrs shopping because of cost saving efficiency measures. Like self service tills.
Cash handling costs businesses more than electronic payments. It's also a greater security risk. It's no surprise shops want to move away from cash. You could always just use small shops that take cash, but then no doubt there'd be complaints of higher prices.......
A"
OK one more time.
I went or go shopping late at asda because I was working late and it was open... And yeah I needed supplies. It was late so no other shops were open. The only staff visible were night shift shelf stackers. The only option available to pay was self service credit card only. All the other points may be valid. It doesn't change what happened. Nor the fact that less places take cash than did 5 years ago and the trajectory is that even less will take it in another 5 years.
Now for your well observed benefits of no longer allowing cash... That's entirely the argument for moving toward a cash free society. You started off saying it wasn't happening... Then make a good case for it happening.
And here's another thing. Of the 8 self checkout tills at my local sainsbury. 6 of them are card only. Which by my maths is 75 %.
The 3 tills that are possible to man... Are rarely of ever attended. Now... I've been late in and asked to pay cash and they have refused me saying no we've already cashed up. |
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Guess what........
Gotta love the 'cashless society is coming tomorrow' loons.
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Interesting. How many tills in supermarkets no longer take cash? 70 per cent? 80 per cent? Take the piss all you like but cash is no longer welcome at many fewer places than 5 years ago.
Every single supermarket takes cash.
Yes the ones I visit still do. Unless you go after 10 at night and then only the self checkout tills that only take credit cards at Asdas.
You can still ask for a member of staff to open a till. ASDA isn't unstaffed at night.
I did. I gave up. Not all shelf stackers have authority to unlock a till. Why so many challenges. It happened. "
Go to Tesco. Or Sainsbury's. Or Aldi. Or Lidl. Or Morrisons. Or Iceland. Or Waitrose. Or Booths.
Plenty of choice to spend your cash |
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over a year ago
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"I saw one on Facey around September last year saying Germany were banning the use of cash in January.
Guess what........
Gotta love the 'cashless society is coming tomorrow' loons.
A
Interesting. How many tills in supermarkets no longer take cash? 70 per cent? 80 per cent? Take the piss all you like but cash is no longer welcome at many fewer places than 5 years ago.
Cash is still accepted though, yes?
So not a 'cashless society'.
5 years ago I needed to drive miles to pay a cheque in at a bank. Now I just take a photo of it on my phone and it's cleared by the end of the next day.
It's called progress.
I'm convinced some people would still like to have phones attached to their walls by long twirly cables, cars with just three gears and shops closing at lunchtime and shut on Sunday's.
Cash for many is a total ballache.
A
I didn't say it was a cashless society so your argument is moot. I said less and less supermarket checkouts take cash. Which is a fact.
But you want to go shopping after 10pm, yes?
Shops only stay open late or for 24 hrs shopping because of cost saving efficiency measures. Like self service tills.
Cash handling costs businesses more than electronic payments. It's also a greater security risk. It's no surprise shops want to move away from cash. You could always just use small shops that take cash, but then no doubt there'd be complaints of higher prices.......
A
OK one more time.
I went or go shopping late at asda because I was working late and it was open... And yeah I needed supplies. It was late so no other shops were open. The only staff visible were night shift shelf stackers. The only option available to pay was self service credit card only. All the other points may be valid. It doesn't change what happened. Nor the fact that less places take cash than did 5 years ago and the trajectory is that even less will take it in another 5 years.
Now for your well observed benefits of no longer allowing cash... That's entirely the argument for moving toward a cash free society. You started off saying it wasn't happening... Then make a good case for it happening.
And here's another thing. Of the 8 self checkout tills at my local sainsbury. 6 of them are card only. Which by my maths is 75 %.
The 3 tills that are possible to man... Are rarely of ever attended. Now... I've been late in and asked to pay cash and they have refused me saying no we've already cashed up. "
Do you not own a bank card? How do you withdraw your cash?
People are very quick to throw up problems when they already possess the solution or the means to use a service in a different way.
And yes. I'm very happy with the move away from cash. I see the changes as a positive rather than a negative. But that doesn't mean that any nation is likely to be going fully cashless anytime soon.
The BofE have stated that even in the event of them launching a digital currency that cash would still be available and in circulation.
Businesses are free to do as they wish in terms of acceptable payments. Many for years (and still don't) didn't accept Amex because their commission fees were too high. Many didn't accept credit cards for ages, likewise debit cards when first launched. Now the reverse is happening and it's widely supported by the younger population, but also many older people who feel vulnerable and at risk carrying cash.
Change isn't bad unless you're unwilling to embrace it and consider the positives.
But hey. Since we're talking about conspiracy theories then obviously the desire to move to cashless society is all because the government wants to see how much people are spending on butt plugs, the utility companies want to be able to take however much they want regardless of what you actually owe and so that the lizard overlords can freeze your bank account if they think you're supporting left wing, vegan friendly, ethnic underwear stores too much and drinking to many skinny soya lattes at the weekend down at the socialist worker community cafe whilst plotting the next revolution.
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I have never once heard of a multinational chain supermarket refusing to take cash at any time. We've been to the 24hr Tesco, Sainsbury's which is open till 10 and many other supermarkets and had the option to spend cash or use cards at any time. I don't doubt they have few tills staffed late at night and more self serve, but there is always a member of staff who can open a till and there are self serve checkouts that take cash. If this is a genuine complaint, I'd get it in the media, pronto, because none of the supermarket CEOs would want to defend it.
I personally disbelieve that any cash has been completely declined in a supermarket run by the usual suspects (Asda, Tesco, Sainsbury's etc). |
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That 5G being linked to Covid thing, that was certainly a dumb one.
Not sure how a large radio transmitter might affect the human body in relation to any radiation it might put out (if any).
That said, we are pretty sure it won't create or spread viruses. |
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NATO caused the earthquakes in Turkey and Syria
Some people need a serious head shake
Seriously??? Incredibly, isnt it."
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NATO caused the earthquakes in Turkey and Syria
Some people need a serious head shake
Seriously??? Incredibly, isnt it.
Makes the brain hurt
And wonder who the fuck tied their shoelaces "
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over a year ago
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5G was a goldmine of conspiracies...
One was the fact that the 5g band operates in and is affected by the "Oxygen Absorbion" zone.
The conspiracy is that the 5g depletes oxygen.
The fact is that oxygen absorbs the 5g frequencies. Not like a sponge you can squeeze out later, but the oxygen element of the atmosphere reduces signal propogation. |
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"Here’s a topical one I’ve seen suggested in just the last couple of days: Neither Sarah Everard nor Nicola Bulley ever existed, and were completely invented in order to distract us from… something. The individual in question hadn’t thought that far ahead yet. "
Update from the cranks about this one: Nicola Bulley was invented, and her disappearance fabricated, in order to advance "the chipping agenda". The same person then went on to claim the same is true of Madelaine McCann.
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"Let's not forget some of these so called 'conspiracy theories' are steeped in truth!
Praise the Lord and his baby Jesus, erm, and all the believers who know the truth 
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Does make me laugh how people just use the term "conspiracy theory" to dismiss and attempt to lol about purely because their mindset has no capability to fathom the subject in question.. we have to accept the fact that we have many different levels of intellectual capability and knowledge and people that just believe what the news tells them.. people that try to explain things that are going on tend to be calm and attempt to explain.. the people who cannot understand and dismiss anything outside their mindset get angry and turn to abusive mocking and attempt to humiliate the other person as a self defence coping mechanism |
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"Does make me laugh how people just use the term "conspiracy theory" to dismiss and attempt to lol about purely because their mindset has no capability to fathom the subject in question.. we have to accept the fact that we have many different levels of intellectual capability and knowledge and people that just believe what the news tells them.. people that try to explain things that are going on tend to be calm and attempt to explain.. the people who cannot understand and dismiss anything outside their mindset get angry and turn to abusive mocking and attempt to humiliate the other person as a self defence coping mechanism "
I think you'll find most logical and rational thinking people accept there are indeed some conspiracies.
But they dont dismiss most of the others by simply labelling them as 'Conspiracy Theories'.
They usually dismiss them due to a distinct lack of evidence and facts.
And i love your generalisation.
So, the 'theorists', (for want of a better word), are intelligent.
And are calm, measured and rational when explaining their beliefs.
And the 'non believers' are all ignorant, gullible, and incapable of having a rational debate, resorting to name-calling and mocking instead.
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"Does make me laugh how people just use the term "conspiracy theory" to dismiss and attempt to lol about purely because their mindset has no capability to fathom the subject in question.. we have to accept the fact that we have many different levels of intellectual capability and knowledge and people that just believe what the news tells them.. people that try to explain things that are going on tend to be calm and attempt to explain.. the people who cannot understand and dismiss anything outside their mindset get angry and turn to abusive mocking and attempt to humiliate the other person as a self defence coping mechanism
I think you'll find most logical and rational thinking people accept there are indeed some conspiracies.
But they dont dismiss most of the others by simply labelling them as 'Conspiracy Theories'.
They usually dismiss them due to a distinct lack of evidence and facts.
And i love your generalisation.
So, the 'theorists', (for want of a better word), are intelligent.
And are calm, measured and rational when explaining their beliefs.
And the 'non believers' are all ignorant, gullible, and incapable of having a rational debate, resorting to name-calling and mocking instead.
Clearly you've not read the threads i have."
Mate I certainly wasn't suggesting all the theories are anyway near the truth .. but it can be frustrating when they are all classed as conspiracy theories when actually a fair amount have turned out to be truth .. people laughed about the chemtrails which is now a factual process in which some governments (USA) have admitted they used this for reasons which were complete bollocks but they admitted
It .. weather control was another one that's now also been made a fact china was the first to say they do it Dubai use it to produce rain clouds NASA have a machine that creates rain clouds first used for rocket launches to extinguish the flames.. I could go on a hell of a lot more |
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