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Share those chat up lines....
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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago
Northampton |
"I have only ever used one "How do you feel about much older women?" it worked fairly well tbh... Don't think I have ever had one used on me though
How did he/she respond to that? Haha"
As I said, it worked quite well, for the most part |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm looking for the best, the worst, the funniest and the dam right weirdest! Let's hear what you've got fabbers! X"
Can I fit my hardware into your software without getting a virus? Not that it matters, I've got a floppy disc now anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm looking for the best, the worst, the funniest and the dam right weirdest! Let's hear what you've got fabbers! X"
Do you wanna play guns? Bend over and I'll cock you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh and this one, I heard it absolutely years ago n its stuck
You wanna come on over to MySpace so I can Twitter your Yahoo whilst you Google all over my Facebook |
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"Oh and this one, I heard it absolutely years ago n its stuck
You wanna come on over to MySpace so I can Twitter your Yahoo whilst you Google all over my Facebook"
That had some serious thought put into it!  |
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I innocently said to a woman in a Glasgow pub that she looked too young to be a widow. I ended up spending the night with her.
And I heard “ do you want to play at houses, you be the window and I’ll hang out of you”. |
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The one that always worked best was walking up to a table of girls, sit with them and point to the guys you're with and apologise that you're joining them as the guys you're with are stiff and boring conversation.
I then have a genuine interest in each that warms up the night to invite the guys over and break ice for them all and just enjoy the evening and see if any click.
I don't do to pull as such, but more to get the awkwardness out the way as no one wants a lurch staring and not speaking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Here's 20p for the phone box, call your mum and tell her you won't be home tonight.
What's a phone box?
I don't know numbers.
I live with my dad's!
Hasn't aged well that one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The one that always worked best was walking up to a table of girls, sit with them and point to the guys you're with and apologise that you're joining them as the guys you're with are stiff and boring conversation.
I then have a genuine interest in each that warms up the night to invite the guys over and break ice for them all and just enjoy the evening and see if any click.
I don't do to pull as such, but more to get the awkwardness out the way as no one wants a lurch staring and not speaking"
That's er... Crap |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The one that always worked best was walking up to a table of girls, sit with them and point to the guys you're with and apologise that you're joining them as the guys you're with are stiff and boring conversation.
I then have a genuine interest in each that warms up the night to invite the guys over and break ice for them all and just enjoy the evening and see if any click.
I don't do to pull as such, but more to get the awkwardness out the way as no one wants a lurch staring and not speaking
That's er... Crap"
Would you be carrying a clipboard by any chance. Lol
You remember that yea??  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
Well you can date a thousand guys
But what I got between my thighs
Is like the sun cause it's always hot
And like a compass it always points to your g-spot
Baby, everything you want is right here in my pants
Everything you need to cure your menstrual cramps
You know I got what you want
Five and a half inches of love
A
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well you can date a thousand guys
But what I got between my thighs
Is like the sun cause it's always hot
And like a compass it always points to your g-spot
Baby, everything you want is right here in my pants
Everything you need to cure your menstrual cramps
You know I got what you want
Five and a half inches of love
A
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I thought compasses pointed to magnetic North...would explain why so many fail to find the female g spot |
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