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Feel like great sex is nearly pointless unless you lay next to each other naked having an amazing conversation and eating the best snacks in the funking world. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Feel like great sex is nearly pointless unless you lay next to each other naked having an amazing conversation and eating the best snacks in the funking world."
What are we talking about? |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Ish.
Really great sex could never be pointless because it wouldn't be really great for me unless there was that sort of beginning/end. You know that kind of relaxed intimacy.
Unless of course Cumberbatch wanted a fuck and go, that would be amazing even if we didn't utter a single word. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Feel like great sex is nearly pointless unless you lay next to each other naked having an amazing conversation and eating the best snacks in the funking world.
What are we talking about?"
Snacks.. We're talking snacks 
What you bringing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Feel like great sex is nearly pointless unless you lay next to each other naked having an amazing conversation and eating the best snacks in the funking world.
What are we talking about?
Snacks.. We're talking snacks
What you bringing (grrrrr) "
A twiglet. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Ish.
Really great sex could never be pointless because it wouldn't be really great for me unless there was that sort of beginning/end. You know that kind of relaxed intimacy.
Unless of course Cumberbatch wanted a fuck and go, that would be amazing even if we didn't utter a single word. "
Do you reckon he growls when he cuts? |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Unless of course Cumberbatch wanted a fuck and go, that would be amazing even if we didn't utter a single word.
No chit Sherlock."
Look. This is truly excellent. Excellent enough that I'm going to screenshot it and tell people this is the level of wit I'm accepting, nothing less.
But you're showing off now. Take it down a notch. |
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"Feel like great sex is nearly pointless unless you lay next to each other naked having an amazing conversation and eating the best snacks in the funking world."
The sex being pointless - no.
The lack of snacks afterwards? 
Tea and biscuits and/or Haribo in bed after are massively important  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Ish.
Really great sex could never be pointless because it wouldn't be really great for me unless there was that sort of beginning/end. You know that kind of relaxed intimacy.
Unless of course Cumberbatch wanted a fuck and go, that would be amazing even if we didn't utter a single word.
Do you reckon he growls when he cums?"
Oh don't even get me started on this topic.
Yes I do. Yes I would love to hear him say all manners of things in that beautiful voice of his because well spoken men saying incredibly erotic things are my catnip.
But growling? Men who growl. Fuck. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Feel like great sex is nearly pointless unless you lay next to each other naked having an amazing conversation and eating the best snacks in the funking world.
The sex being pointless - no.
The lack of snacks afterwards?
Tea and biscuits and/or Haribo in bed after are massively important "
Cake woman, cake!! |
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"Feel like great sex is nearly pointless unless you lay next to each other naked having an amazing conversation and eating the best snacks in the funking world.
The sex being pointless - no.
The lack of snacks afterwards?
Tea and biscuits and/or Haribo in bed after are massively important
Cake woman, cake!! "
Cake is pre-sex  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Feel like great sex is nearly pointless unless you lay next to each other naked having an amazing conversation and eating the best snacks in the funking world.
The sex being pointless - no.
The lack of snacks afterwards?
Tea and biscuits and/or Haribo in bed after are massively important
Cake woman, cake!!
Cake is pre-sex "
No, what type of person are you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ish.
Really great sex could never be pointless because it wouldn't be really great for me unless there was that sort of beginning/end. You know that kind of relaxed intimacy.
Unless of course Cumberbatch wanted a fuck and go, that would be amazing even if we didn't utter a single word.
Do you reckon he growls when he cums?
Oh don't even get me started on this topic.
Yes I do. Yes I would love to hear him say all manners of things in that beautiful voice of his because well spoken men saying incredibly erotic things are my catnip.
But growling? Men who growl. Fuck. "
There's a couple of spots on me, if you hit them right with your tongue you will literally have me growling in pleasure
(And it's not the obvious spot either  ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Feel like great sex is nearly pointless unless you lay next to each other naked having an amazing conversation and eating the best snacks in the funking world.
The sex being pointless - no.
The lack of snacks afterwards?
Tea and biscuits and/or Haribo in bed after are massively important
Cake woman, cake!!
Cake is pre-sex "
Why can't it be pre AND post? |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"But growling? Men who growl. Fuck.
There's a couple of spots on me, if you hit them right with your tongue you will literally have me growling in pleasure
(And it's not the obvious spot either )"
You growl?
Oh.
Hi.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"But growling? Men who growl. Fuck.
There's a couple of spots on me, if you hit them right with your tongue you will literally have me growling in pleasure
(And it's not the obvious spot either )
You growl?
Oh.
Hi.
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I do. But I'm not gonna tell you where on my body does it for me, you're gonna have to find it  |
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"Feel like great sex is nearly pointless unless you lay next to each other naked having an amazing conversation and eating the best snacks in the funking world.
The sex being pointless - no.
The lack of snacks afterwards?
Tea and biscuits and/or Haribo in bed after are massively important
Cake woman, cake!!
Cake is pre-sex
No, what type of person are you? "
I am a slut. For cake, obvs |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"But growling? Men who growl. Fuck.
There's a couple of spots on me, if you hit them right with your tongue you will literally have me growling in pleasure
(And it's not the obvious spot either )
You growl?
Oh.
Hi.
I do. But I'm not gonna tell you where on my body does it for me, you're gonna have to find it "
I'm up for this challenge.  |
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"Feel like great sex is nearly pointless unless you lay next to each other naked having an amazing conversation and eating the best snacks in the funking world.
The sex being pointless - no.
The lack of snacks afterwards?
Tea and biscuits and/or Haribo in bed after are massively important
Cake woman, cake!!
Cake is pre-sex
Why can't it be pre AND post? "
Well it can… sometimes |
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I do love a post sex chat in bed and the intimacy that it involves. But never brought snacks into to mix, it’s normally a tea/coffee or glass of wine depending on the time of day.
Saying that, there was this one woman and a packet of Space Raiders… |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Feel like great sex is nearly pointless unless you lay next to each other naked having an amazing conversation and eating the best snacks in the funking world."
If it’s great sex, you’ve already eaten, surely. |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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"Feel like great sex is nearly pointless unless you lay next to each other naked having an amazing conversation and eating the best snacks in the funking world."
what about the crumbs in bed... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Feel like great sex is nearly pointless unless you lay next to each other naked having an amazing conversation and eating the best snacks in the funking world.
what about the crumbs in bed... "
Exactly!! Heathens!
Also, I'd skip the sex and just eat snacks on the sofa, now that is heaven. |
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Wouldn’t say a mid afternoon quickie was pointless without it though 
