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How much does a wet pussy noise turn you on
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"This is why don't nail the cat flap shut. "
you need a microchip 
having said that, a friend has one, but a neighbours cat tailgates hers when it comes in. |
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"This is why don't nail the cat flap shut.
you need a microchip
having said that, a friend has one, but a neighbours cat tailgates hers when it comes in."
Here’s me thinking of a microchipped cock ring |
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"About as much as a set of sweaty bollocks being peeled off a man's thigh in the summer! "
That is quite an image and I need to dispel it (praying for cold summers and ingrowing bollocks!) |
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"its very squelchy sound , like when you grab your cheek on your face and pull it rapidly back n forth  "
Surely I’m not going to be the only one who’s just done this and yes it’s quite accurate too! |
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"I prefer the sound of tea-bagging. Thanks 
I’m making a pot just now if you want some.
Why thank you. An Earl grey please  "
I'm definitely grey but lack a title, would that do? |
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"its very squelchy sound , like when you grab your cheek on your face and pull it rapidly back n forth
Surely I’m not going to be the only one who’s just done this and yes it’s quite accurate too! "
lol its a thing , my mate showed me this years ago to demonstrate what her pussy would sound like during sex with someone . it killed me and its been stuck ever since |
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"I prefer the sound of tea-bagging. Thanks
I’m making a pot just now if you want some.
Why thank you. An Earl grey please
Has to be Yorkshire Tea, not that Earl crap :P"
Yorkshire in the morning, Earl for the afternoon |
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"its very squelchy sound , like when you grab your cheek on your face and pull it rapidly back n forth
Surely I’m not going to be the only one who’s just done this and yes it’s quite accurate too!
lol its a thing , my mate showed me this years ago to demonstrate what her pussy would sound like during sex with someone . it killed me and its been stuck ever since "
I don’t think it’s something I’ll forget either now |
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Yes I enjoy the noise I'm a very lubricated woman I don't know why I get so wet but I will tell you now I could easily fill a pint glass with fanny gunge and I should also say I have asked professional scientists to investigate why I am so wet but what I will also say is it is an inconvenience when you live with your family in law because you have to pretend you're making macaroni in a pot because of the wet ass pussy noises that come from my bedroom and sometimes I don't know if they believe it I actually set my bedroom on fire so it kind of seemed like I was telling the truth but then I had even more major fanny gloop because the firemen came and oh my goodness I was wetter than an umbrella in a heavy downpour of rain watching them put out my fire but we all need to disguise the noise so we do not look guilty of having sex |
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"Yes I enjoy the noise I'm a very lubricated woman I don't know why I get so wet but I will tell you now I could easily fill a pint glass with fanny gunge and I should also say I have asked professional scientists to investigate why I am so wet but what I will also say is it is an inconvenience when you live with your family in law because you have to pretend you're making macaroni in a pot because of the wet ass pussy noises that come from my bedroom and sometimes I don't know if they believe it I actually set my bedroom on fire so it kind of seemed like I was telling the truth but then I had even more major fanny gloop because the firemen came and oh my goodness I was wetter than an umbrella in a heavy downpour of rain watching them put out my fire but we all need to disguise the noise so we do not look guilty of having sex "
So you telling me you have the WAP and I might need a bucket and mop? |
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"Yes I enjoy the noise I'm a very lubricated woman I don't know why I get so wet but I will tell you now I could easily fill a pint glass with fanny gunge and I should also say I have asked professional scientists to investigate why I am so wet but what I will also say is it is an inconvenience when you live with your family in law because you have to pretend you're making macaroni in a pot because of the wet ass pussy noises that come from my bedroom and sometimes I don't know if they believe it I actually set my bedroom on fire so it kind of seemed like I was telling the truth but then I had even more major fanny gloop because the firemen came and oh my goodness I was wetter than an umbrella in a heavy downpour of rain watching them put out my fire but we all need to disguise the noise so we do not look guilty of having sex
So you telling me you have the WAP and I might need a bucket and mop? "
You know the drill.  |
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"Yes I enjoy the noise I'm a very lubricated woman I don't know why I get so wet but I will tell you now I could easily fill a pint glass with fanny gunge and I should also say I have asked professional scientists to investigate why I am so wet but what I will also say is it is an inconvenience when you live with your family in law because you have to pretend you're making macaroni in a pot because of the wet ass pussy noises that come from my bedroom and sometimes I don't know if they believe it I actually set my bedroom on fire so it kind of seemed like I was telling the truth but then I had even more major fanny gloop because the firemen came and oh my goodness I was wetter than an umbrella in a heavy downpour of rain watching them put out my fire but we all need to disguise the noise so we do not look guilty of having sex "
Just brilliant  |
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