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Bra, The årt of unhooking.
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Fellow gentlemën (and perhaps even Ladiës, Binariës and Whateveriës)...
As deft and dextrous as I like to think I am — when lost in the throes of passion I really struggle with the act of unhooking a bra.
Is there a knack? What is the secret? What are your pointers? |
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"Fellow gentlemën (and perhaps even Ladiës, Binariës and Whateveriës)...
As deft and dextrous as I like to think I am — when lost in the throes of passion I really struggle with the act of unhooking a bra.
Is there a knack? What is the secret? What are your pointers?"
 Great minds think alike Nero good sir 
I agree though; Even Harry Houdini would struggle with some of them!  |
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over a year ago
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"Grab it between your middle finger and thumb like you're clicking your fingers. Snap, and it's off. My party trick, along with telling be sizes. "
That’s easy once you’ve taken it off, unless they cut the label out… |
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"Fellow gentlemën (and perhaps even Ladiës, Binariës and Whateveriës)...
As deft and dextrous as I like to think I am — when lost in the throes of passion I really struggle with the act of unhooking a bra.
Is there a knack? What is the secret? What are your pointers?
Great minds think alike Nero good sir
I agree though; Even Harry Houdini would struggle with some of them! "
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Oh gosh! Apologies - I just saw your thread!  |
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"Fellow gentlemën (and perhaps even Ladiës, Binariës and Whateveriës)...
As deft and dextrous as I like to think I am — when lost in the throes of passion I really struggle with the act of unhooking a bra.
Is there a knack? What is the secret? What are your pointers?
Great minds think alike Nero good sir
I agree though; Even Harry Houdini would struggle with some of them!
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Oh gosh! Apologies - I just saw your thread! "
Not at all Nero; one’s for putting them whilst the others one’s for their removal   |
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"Unless there's more than 2 hooks, men should be able to do it swiftly, with one hand.
Sometimes we like to confuse you with front fastening bras though  "
Can unclip any bra with 3 fingers! |
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Thumb and forefinger from one hand either side of the clasp. Gentle pinch and the clasp will pop apart. Unless it’s one of those bastards with about 6 hooks!!
Many’s the time I’ve had an “oh, I’m impressed!” |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
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Never try to undo your bra Nero leaning forward. The weight of your boobs pulls the back tighter, hence the fasteners are harder to undo.
Arch your back, take the weight off and they come undone much easier.
If you're still struggling next time I see you, I'll show you how to undo yours properly!
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Never try to undo your bra Nero leaning forward. The weight of your boobs pulls the back tighter, hence the fasteners are harder to undo.
Arch your back, take the weight off and they come undone much easier.
If you're still struggling next time I see you, I'll show you how to undo yours properly!
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Can I practice on yours? |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Never try to undo your bra Nero leaning forward. The weight of your boobs pulls the back tighter, hence the fasteners are harder to undo.
Arch your back, take the weight off and they come undone much easier.
If you're still struggling next time I see you, I'll show you how to undo yours properly!
Can I practice on yours? "
I've tucked mine in my socks at the minute, keeping them warm |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Never try to undo your bra Nero leaning forward. The weight of your boobs pulls the back tighter, hence the fasteners are harder to undo.
Arch your back, take the weight off and they come undone much easier.
If you're still struggling next time I see you, I'll show you how to undo yours properly!
Can I practice on yours?
I've tucked mine in my socks at the minute, keeping them warm "
Phwaor  |
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"Grab it between your middle finger and thumb like you're clicking your fingers. Snap, and it's off. My party trick, along with telling be sizes.
That’s easy once you’ve taken it off, unless they cut the label out…"
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Totally agree. That silky-slippery label is like a banana on the footpath: destined to make you slip!  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Okay...
One thing men can't do is guess an accurate bra size. I love menfolk, really I do. But no, you can't.
As far as bra removal goes, you just click the hooks off - there's nothing difficult. It's quite easy. But then I've spent too many years wearing many hooked bras. |
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"Okay...
One thing men can't do is guess an accurate bra size. I love menfolk, really I do. But no, you can't.
As far as bra removal goes, you just click the hooks off - there's nothing difficult. It's quite easy. But then I've spent too many years wearing many hooked bras. "
36 c |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"...you just click the hooks off - there's nothing difficult.
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Yes, but how??!! 
Not very helpful, ex-wife. "
Practise dear Watson, practise. Imagine two interlocking things. One with hooks. You kind of push them in a bit, up and then they come apart.
Oh you'd be such a Watson! I mean that in the nicest way.
I'd probably be a chubby Irene Adler. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Okay...
One thing men can't do is guess an accurate bra size. I love menfolk, really I do. But no, you can't.
As far as bra removal goes, you just click the hooks off - there's nothing difficult. It's quite easy. But then I've spent too many years wearing many hooked bras.
36 c"
How did you know? I'm so clearly a C cup. Gosh, I take back everything I said previously. |
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I think the best way is to gently turn the lady round kissing her neck delicately the whole time. Use both hands to undo the clips… slowly. Hold that pose there for a few seconds and then cup the breasts as they are released. Then let the bra drop to the floor, turn the lady round again and stare in amazement at her beautiful breasts.
Then let the sparks fly
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"I think the best way is to gently turn the lady round kissing her neck delicately the whole time. Use both hands to undo the clips… slowly. Hold that pose there for a few seconds and then cup the breasts as they are released. Then let the bra drop to the floor, turn the lady round again and stare in amazement at her beautiful breasts.
Then let the sparks fly
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Oooooft |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I think the best way is to gently turn the lady round kissing her neck delicately the whole time. Use both hands to undo the clips… slowly. Hold that pose there for a few seconds and then cup the breasts as they are released. Then let the bra drop to the floor, turn the lady round again and stare in amazement at her beautiful breasts.
Then let the sparks fly
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Very cute. But I'm really glad people don't do that with me, I'd end up watersporting all over the floor from laughter. |
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"I think the best way is to gently turn the lady round kissing her neck delicately the whole time. Use both hands to undo the clips… slowly. Hold that pose there for a few seconds and then cup the breasts as they are released. Then let the bra drop to the floor, turn the lady round again and stare in amazement at her beautiful breasts.
Then let the sparks fly
Very cute. But I'm really glad people don't do that with me, I'd end up watersporting all over the floor from laughter. "
I’m just turning up with scissors |
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"Fellow gentlemën (and perhaps even Ladiës, Binariës and Whateveriës)...
As deft and dextrous as I like to think I am — when lost in the throes of passion I really struggle with the act of unhooking a bra.
Is there a knack? What is the secret? What are your pointers?"
What bra? My pointers are my nipples. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I think the best way is to gently turn the lady round kissing her neck delicately the whole time. Use both hands to undo the clips… slowly. Hold that pose there for a few seconds and then cup the breasts as they are released. Then let the bra drop to the floor, turn the lady round again and stare in amazement at her beautiful breasts.
Then let the sparks fly
Very cute. But I'm really glad people don't do that with me, I'd end up watersporting all over the floor from laughter.
I’m just turning up with scissors "
Perfect, I'll leave the door unlocked.  |
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Teeth!
No I usually start rubbing Thier breasts through their bra, they usually get the idea and unleash them themselves.
If I do have to unhook, I do go two hands on the safe side. Be positive with the unhooking and it usually works. |
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"I think the best way is to gently turn the lady round kissing her neck delicately the whole time. Use both hands to undo the clips… slowly. Hold that pose there for a few seconds and then cup the breasts as they are released. Then let the bra drop to the floor, turn the lady round again and stare in amazement at her beautiful breasts.
Then let the sparks fly
Very cute. But I'm really glad people don't do that with me, I'd end up watersporting all over the floor from laughter.
I’m just turning up with scissors
Perfect, I'll leave the door unlocked. "
I’m sure there’s a joke about smashing back doors in  |
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"Teeth!
No I usually start rubbing Thier breasts through their bra, they usually get the idea and unleash them themselves.
If I do have to unhook, I do go two hands on the safe side. Be positive with the unhooking and it usually works. "
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Thank you, Måggy. 
By the way, I do actually use my teeth to remove the •knickers•. It's an artform personified. |
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"I think the best way is to gently turn the lady round kissing her neck delicately the whole time. Use both hands to undo the clips… slowly. Hold that pose there for a few seconds and then cup the breasts as they are released. Then let the bra drop to the floor, turn the lady round again and stare in amazement at her beautiful breasts.
Then let the sparks fly
Very cute. But I'm really glad people don't do that with me, I'd end up watersporting all over the floor from laughter. "
Oh I don’t think it would be something I would try on you darling Meli. We would be too busy laughing |
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"...you just click the hooks off - there's nothing difficult.
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Yes, but how??!!
Not very helpful, ex-wife.
Practise dear Watson, practise. Imagine two interlocking things. One with hooks. You kind of push them in a bit, up and then they come apart.
Oh you'd be such a Watson! I mean that in the nicest way.
I'd probably be a chubby Irene Adler. "
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I do fondly remember when you and I used to interlock. The close-coupling was reminiscent of an MC Escher drawing.  |
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"Unless there's more than 2 hooks, men should be able to do it swiftly, with one hand.
Sometimes we like to confuse you with front fastening bras though "
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This situation has actually occurred: fumbling aimlessly in the dark around the back only to discover that the fastening was around the front. Damn you vixens! |
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"Teeth!
No I usually start rubbing Thier breasts through their bra, they usually get the idea and unleash them themselves.
If I do have to unhook, I do go two hands on the safe side. Be positive with the unhooking and it usually works.
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Thank you, Måggy.
By the way, I do actually use my teeth to remove the •knickers•. It's an artform personified."
Suave. |
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"Fellow gentlemën (and perhaps even Ladiës, Binariës and Whateveriës)...
As deft and dextrous as I like to think I am — when lost in the throes of passion I really struggle with the act of unhooking a bra.
Is there a knack? What is the secret? What are your pointers?"
Practice Practice Practice
Get on line to M&S get one and oh yes Practice when it's easy get a blindfold and
Yep PRACTICE |
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"I'm great at the unhooking bit!, it's the hooking it back on that I struggle with. That and catches on necklaces / bracelets... Big hands make that difficult "
Back on?
Mate one that thing comes off..I have zero desire to put it back on.
Last time at a club I couldn't be asked to put my stockings and knickers back on. Shoulda just wrapped my coat around. lol! |
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"I'm great at the unhooking bit!, it's the hooking it back on that I struggle with. That and catches on necklaces / bracelets... Big hands make that difficult "
Is it helpful if it’s a big bra?
Asking for a friend? |
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"I'm great at the unhooking bit!, it's the hooking it back on that I struggle with. That and catches on necklaces / bracelets... Big hands make that difficult
Is it helpful if it’s a big bra?
Asking for a friend? "
Oh I don't know if I'd want to help put that on at all |
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"I'm great at the unhooking bit!, it's the hooking it back on that I struggle with. That and catches on necklaces / bracelets... Big hands make that difficult
Is it helpful if it’s a big bra?
Asking for a friend?
Oh I don't know if I'd want to help put that on at all "
But then they’re left all bare & bouncy |
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"I'm great at the unhooking bit!, it's the hooking it back on that I struggle with. That and catches on necklaces / bracelets... Big hands make that difficult
Back on?
Mate one that thing comes off..I have zero desire to put it back on.
Last time at a club I couldn't be asked to put my stockings and knickers back on. Shoulda just wrapped my coat around. lol!"
Does require some level of physical exertion. Might not be worth the calories. I'm certainly not in the complaining camp |
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"I'm great at the unhooking bit!, it's the hooking it back on that I struggle with. That and catches on necklaces / bracelets... Big hands make that difficult
Is it helpful if it’s a big bra?
Asking for a friend?
Oh I don't know if I'd want to help put that on at all
But then they’re left all bare & bouncy "
What a crying shame |
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"I'm great at the unhooking bit!, it's the hooking it back on that I struggle with. That and catches on necklaces / bracelets... Big hands make that difficult
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My dear pedigree chum, why on earth would you want to hook it back on? When it's off, it's off, for good! "
Sweet prince... The morning must eventually come |
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"Fellow gentlemën (and perhaps even Ladiës, Binariës and Whateveriës)...
As deft and dextrous as I like to think I am — when lost in the throes of passion I really struggle with the act of unhooking a bra.
Is there a knack? What is the secret? What are your pointers?
Practice Practice Practice
Get on line to M&S get one and oh yes Practice when it's easy get a blindfold and
Yep PRACTICE "
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Does it have to be M&S?
Could I opt for a Rigby & Peller™? |
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"I'm great at the unhooking bit!, it's the hooking it back on that I struggle with. That and catches on necklaces / bracelets... Big hands make that difficult
Back on?
Mate one that thing comes off..I have zero desire to put it back on.
Last time at a club I couldn't be asked to put my stockings and knickers back on. Shoulda just wrapped my coat around. lol!"
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Blimey! You gø, sister! |
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"I'm great at the unhooking bit!, it's the hooking it back on that I struggle with. That and catches on necklaces / bracelets... Big hands make that difficult
Back on?
Mate one that thing comes off..I have zero desire to put it back on.
Last time at a club I couldn't be asked to put my stockings and knickers back on. Shoulda just wrapped my coat around. lol!
Does require some level of physical exertion. Might not be worth the calories. I'm certainly not in the complaining camp "
lol! |
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"I'm great at the unhooking bit!, it's the hooking it back on that I struggle with. That and catches on necklaces / bracelets... Big hands make that difficult
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My dear pedigree chum, why on earth would you want to hook it back on? When it's off, it's off, for good!
Sweet prince... The morning must eventually come "
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"Sweet prince"! I shall interpret that as a term of endearment.
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"Fellow gentlemën (and perhaps even Ladiës, Binariës and Whateveriës)...
As deft and dextrous as I like to think I am — when lost in the throes of passion I really struggle with the act of unhooking a bra.
Is there a knack? What is the secret? What are your pointers?"
I use just one hand, and kind of 'pinch' the clasp between fingers and thumb (thumb goes 'under' if you see what I mean?), usually don't have an issue.... |
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It’s so much easier one-handed and facing the woman’s front, than using two hands and looking at the catch!
Place your middle finger on one side of the clasp and your thumb on the other side. Squeeze the finger and thumb together towards each other, and the clasps should unhook. If you do it while holding/hugging them, you can then withdraw your arms and slide their bra off gently in one slick movement. Women love it if it’s done right… you can have their bra off before they even realise it!
I think I saw in a movie a teen practising on a bra strapped on a cushion… practice makes perfect! |
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You know, I've never taken someone else's off. I'd probably get it wrong as I'm so used to doing my own. One of my bras has a metal clasp that interlocks and then splays apart (similar to some bikinis and jewellery). The bra looks amazing but that clasp is a bugger.
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"I'm great at the unhooking bit!, it's the hooking it back on that I struggle with. That and catches on necklaces / bracelets... Big hands make that difficult
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My dear pedigree chum, why on earth would you want to hook it back on? When it's off, it's off, for good!
Sweet prince... The morning must eventually come
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"Sweet prince"! I shall interpret that as a term of endearment.
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"Fellow gentlemën (and perhaps even Ladiës, Binariës and Whateveriës)...
As deft and dextrous as I like to think I am — when lost in the throes of passion I really struggle with the act of unhooking a bra.
Is there a knack? What is the secret? What are your pointers?
I use just one hand, and kind of 'pinch' the clasp between fingers and thumb (thumb goes 'under' if you see what I mean?), usually don't have an issue...."
Exaaaactly my winning method hahaha |
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I used to be a dab hand at the one handed method as described above many times, I was even scolded once for being just a little bit too good at it!
I just had to interrogate my fairly poor memory and actually can't remember a time when I had to take one off... I've usually been presented with boobs akimbo from the get go or significantly more complex underwear options. I've not had to fumble with a bra on a sofa for a very long time that's for sure. |
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By *mizhereMan
over a year ago
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Perfected the one hand method many years ago and it’s stood me in good stead since.
A kissing session holding her close helps ease the way
Funny I get turned on a little feeling a bra though a blouse or dress and knowing I’ll be helping it off |
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