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By *imply Dee OP   Woman  over a year ago

Wherever

what you do for a living.

I make things for people to make things.

Over to you, we’re all professionals here, after all.

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I draw lines and circles - turning them into shapes.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Put numbers from a piece of paper onto the computer

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I don’t know if I can describe it poorly but my boss would say I do it poorly.

I help protect you all.

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By *idsAndyMan  over a year ago

Worcestershire

Mess about with numbers and idiots.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

I make people smell good

Mrs

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By *edHand_2022Man  over a year ago

Somerset

Stare at numbers and squiggly lines

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I tell people if sneeze

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree

I talk and send people to other people to talk.

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I tell people if sneeze"

Bless you.

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By *cottish guy 555Man  over a year ago

London

I talk a lot of mostly redundant shite

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don’t know if I can describe it poorly but my boss would say I do it poorly.

I help protect you all. "

MET police.

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I talk a lot of mostly redundant shite "

Politician?

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By *r Black 85Man  over a year ago

nottingham

Give people things

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I help people push out living things out of their intimate parts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I improve peoples' quality of life.

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By *ottsguy74Man  over a year ago

Nottingham

I chat shit to businesses

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I move numbers around spreadsheets to make them balance

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast

I supply stuff to people who can't have stuff

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8

I turn ideas of others into reality.

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By *sBlueWoman  over a year ago

Up North

I walk all day

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By *anky_PankyWoman  over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Although not a madam, I gather people to have sex

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By *gent CoulsonMan  over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I put liquid into containers of different sizes and boss people about

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Although not a madam, I gather people to have sex "

Fluffer?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Psychedelic Distributor.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I ask people what to do in the event that somerhing happens that never will.

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Give people things"

Super spreader ?

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"I help people push out living things out of their intimate parts "

Midwife

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By *elvet RopeMan  over a year ago

by the big field

Fix shit, or work out why shit doesn’t work so someone else can fix shit later (unless it’s too shit, then customers might need to buy new shit)

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I don’t know if I can describe it poorly but my boss would say I do it poorly.

I help protect you all.

MET police. "

I think they do the opposite.

Apologies to all Police officers who do a great job.

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By *onmacMan  over a year ago

glasgow

I do sums and draw lines

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I learn about things, then find ways of explaining them better.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They talk, I ask open ended questions they talk some more I ask some other questions they sometimes cry and I at times get some transferrance

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I move numbers around spreadsheets to make them balance "

The best job

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I mess around with ropes and try not to get stuck and also try to look busy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I give people the thumb

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


"I learn about things, then find ways of explaining them better."

The person that makes everyone fall asleep in meetings?

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8


"They talk, I ask open ended questions they talk some more I ask some other questions they sometimes cry and I at times get some transferrance "

Are you graham Norton?

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World

I help companies open things they need to run a business with, and then I steal all their money!

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By *lex46TV/TS  over a year ago

Near Wells

I fit round things.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I help companies open things they need to run a business with, and then I steal all their money! "

Are you the HMRC?

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By *ooliganMan  over a year ago

Preston

I make magic windows.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I tell people what to do and then bollock them when they don’t do it

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


"I help companies open things they need to run a business with, and then I steal all their money!

Are you the HMRC? "

Ha ha

Not quite no

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'm the girl that makes the thing that drills the hole

that holds the spring that drives the rod that turns the knob

that works the thing-ummy-bob.

I'm the girl that makes the thing that holds the oil

that oils the ring that takes the shank that moves the crank

that works the thing-ummy-bob.

( Thanks to Grace Kelly )

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I tell people what to do and then bollock them when they don’t do it "

Best. Job. EVERR!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I chat people up for a living

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


"I chat people up for a living "

Toilet aftershave attendant person

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I chat people up for a living

Toilet aftershave attendant person "

Now give me money

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"The person that makes everyone fall asleep in meetings? "

I’ll have you know that my meetings are the fun ones.

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By *rtyIanMan  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

its abstract through a lense

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I drink coffee.

I guess I could make myself out to be more important, but no, basically I drink coffee throughout the day.

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I drink coffee.

I guess I could make myself out to be more important, but no, basically I drink coffee throughout the day. "

Management.

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


"I help people push out living things out of their intimate parts "

But do you also pick up the fathers when they hit the deck?

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By *ilverSwordMan  over a year ago

Belfast-ish

I dont burn things so some people can live

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I help people push out living things out of their intimate parts

But do you also pick up the fathers when they hit the deck? "

They can pick themselves up

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


"I don’t know if I can describe it poorly but my boss would say I do it poorly.

I help protect you all. "

Chief biscuit tester in a posh uniform

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I drink coffee.

I guess I could make myself out to be more important, but no, basically I drink coffee throughout the day.

Management. "

I can't even manage myself.

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


"The person that makes everyone fall asleep in meetings?

I’ll have you know that my meetings are the fun ones."

But do you supply goodies?

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


"I dont burn things so some people can live "

Chef

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By *hesblokeMan  over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Piscatorial dismemberment

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I help people who struggle to do things for themselves, the trouble is I struggle to do them self same things my self

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By *r Black 85Man  over a year ago

nottingham


"Give people things

Super spreader ? "

Royal Mail

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Piscatorial dismemberment "

Fishmonger

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By *hesblokeMan  over a year ago

Derbyshire village


"Piscatorial dismemberment

Fishmonger "

Someone's gotta do it

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By *assy69Man  over a year ago

West Sussex and Wales


"what you do for a living.

I make things for people to make things.

Over to you, we’re all professionals here, after all."

I sit in a dark, windowless room (well, there is one tiny window) and spend the day buried under piles of dusty files and documents

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


"what you do for a living.

I make things for people to make things.

Over to you, we’re all professionals here, after all.

I sit in a dark, windowless room (well, there is one tiny window) and spend the day buried under piles of dusty files and documents "

A wizard like Harry Potter

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We both talk to people. They pay us.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I promote developments that contribute to global warming

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"But do you supply goodies? "

I have people for that.

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman  over a year ago

Naughty Lane


"I draw lines and circles - turning them into shapes. "

And how's that going for you?

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By *viatrixWoman  over a year ago

Redhill

Annoy people 10km above sea level.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I drink coffee.

I guess I could make myself out to be more important, but no, basically I drink coffee throughout the day. "

Like your answer

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I draw lines and circles - turning them into shapes.

And how's that going for you? "

I do like things that are shapely.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People only talk to me when they need something, otherwise they hate me

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By *etWetWet453Couple  over a year ago

CAMBERLEY


"Annoy people 10km above sea level. "

Trolley Dolly

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By *ris GrayMan  over a year ago

Dorchester

I'm a professional

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By *gent CoulsonMan  over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines


"Annoy people 10km above sea level.

Trolley Dolly"

please Cabin Crew should be the term, we are not sexist on here

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton

I am a legal supplier of drugs lol

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By *anky_PankyWoman  over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Although not a madam, I gather people to have sex

Fluffer? "

Swinging party organiser (if you can call that a job!?)

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"People only talk to me when they need something, otherwise they hate me "

That could be pretty much any of us.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Press keys and wiggle my mouse.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I make sure that the numbers on some machines, that help make bits for things that fly or go vroom, are close enough to some other numbers. When the machine doesn't work, they phone me up to ask why.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People only talk to me when they need something, otherwise they hate me

That could be pretty much any of us."

Sounds like my teenager

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Although not a madam, I gather people to have sex

Fluffer?

Swinging party organiser (if you can call that a job!?) "

Gizza job.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I make sure that the numbers on some machines, that help make bits for things that fly or go vroom, are close enough to some other numbers. When the machine doesn't work, they phone me up to ask why. "

Considering the recent maths geek posts you'd be forgiven for thinking this is J but it's actually B

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By *etWetWet453Couple  over a year ago

CAMBERLEY


"Annoy people 10km above sea level.

Trolley Dolly please Cabin Crew should be the term, we are not sexist on here "

These days, that term doesn`t just apply to one sex.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I do stuff outside with green shit.

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By *viatrixWoman  over a year ago

Redhill


"Annoy people 10km above sea level.

Trolley Dolly please Cabin Crew should be the term, we are not sexist on here "

Or ignorant/illiterate, one would wish to think.

I didn’t think the dynamic of the thread was to guess the profession though

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By *oeBeansMan  over a year ago

Derby

I look over other people's work trying to find flaws in them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

HER: find the reason your no longer alive

HIM: colours walls

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By *batMan  over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

I go on your holiday with you.

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I go on your holiday with you.

Gbat "

18- 30 holiday rep

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By *batMan  over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)


"I go on your holiday with you.

Gbat

18- 30 holiday rep "

Close (ish). Right idea though!

Gbat

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"I look over other people's work trying to find flaws in them"

Editor?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I help people with equipment that they've newly bought and don't know how to use.

Also I arrange sounds in a certain way so they invoke an emotional response.

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By *rettyflamingoWoman  over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

I’m Wonder Woman I twirl around a lot trying to save you all from disasters here and abroad

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I help people with equipment that they've newly bought and don't know how to use.

Also I arrange sounds in a certain way so they invoke an emotional response."

Andrew Lloyd Webber?

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By *urelyDevilishWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster

I tell people what to do, to help people who don't know how to or can't.

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By *arkus1812Man  over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands


"I'm the girl that makes the thing that drills the hole

that holds the spring that drives the rod that turns the knob

that works the thing-ummy-bob.

I'm the girl that makes the thing that holds the oil

that oils the ring that takes the shank that moves the crank

that works the thing-ummy-bob.

( Thanks to Grace Kelly )"

Or maybe Gracie Fields?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I do things to help people do the things they need to do

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I make sure stuff is really good for people to whack their balls around.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I help people breathe, move and change what they eat/drink so they can stop peeing or pooing their pants and can jump on trampolines again.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I help people with equipment that they've newly bought and don't know how to use.

Also I arrange sounds in a certain way so they invoke an emotional response.

Andrew Lloyd Webber? "

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By *anky_PankyWoman  over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Although not a madam, I gather people to have sex

Fluffer?

Swinging party organiser (if you can call that a job!?)

Gizza job. "

Tad far away mucker!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Although not a madam, I gather people to have sex

Fluffer?

Swinging party organiser (if you can call that a job!?)

Gizza job.

Tad far away mucker!! "

Spider story teller around the camp fire

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Although not a madam, I gather people to have sex

Fluffer?

Swinging party organiser (if you can call that a job!?)

Gizza job.

Tad far away mucker!! "

Don't ya just hate the distance thing?

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I turn up, do a bit of work if there is any, talk to the general public, sell them things that make them happy and then fuck about on the forums…. Mostly

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan  over a year ago

Norwich

I tell people why the things they want to make won’t work.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

I impart wisdom into youth.

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan  over a year ago

Norwich


"I impart wisdom into youth."

Surely this is not possible!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can open a a cheese string wrapper with sterile technique

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can open a a cheese string wrapper with sterile technique"

Do you come with surgical gloves

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I impart wisdom into youth."

Does it work on 52 year old men?

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan  over a year ago

Lymington

I make funky shaped things out of a cloth made from dead dinosaurs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can open a a cheese string wrapper with sterile technique

Do you come with surgical gloves "

Of course

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I can open a a cheese string wrapper with sterile technique

Do you come with surgical gloves

Of course "

Kinky.

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man  over a year ago

Wirral

I pass on experience I have gained in my past jobs

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By *au.LoaWoman  over a year ago

Chichester

I set kids toys on fire

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By *lue morphoCouple  over a year ago

manchester

I’m a Geek Whisperer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I ask people really personal questions, then give them money.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I ask people really personal questions, then give them money. "

I'm a struggling poor student n love a personal question lol

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By *oofy321Man  over a year ago

moon base zero

I put words in order so someone else can change them and film them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I plan and coordinate people to look after people making tv

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I ask people really personal questions, then give them money.

I'm a struggling poor student n love a personal question lol "

you're not my demographic I'm afraid

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I wade around in water giving instructions.

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By *anyanaMan  over a year ago

Romsey

New to forums. What’s the crack?

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By *ornycougaWoman  over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

I herd cats... Or that's what it feels like

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I ask people really personal questions, then give them money.

I'm a struggling poor student n love a personal question lol

you're not my demographic I'm afraid "

Demographics are like boundaries made to be stretched

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

I drive a tractor.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I run the assassination bureau for the gov we eliminate those that are deemed to be a national security threat.

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By *rHotNottsMan  over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I read the mind of general counsel and cco mostly, figure what they think they just agreed to buy and how to finance it

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By *alty surpriseMan  over a year ago

Uttoxeter

People get tipsy on the produce I deliver

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By *ellhungvweMan  over a year ago

Cheltenham

I build things that don’t actually exist.

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By *evonrobMan  over a year ago

Kingsbridge

I look at my screen - that’s it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I mess about with cables and make machines work

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Make people and places look beautiful or wild and crazy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I make it possible for us all to access this site

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I make it possible for us all to access this site "

But don't answer are emails

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By *ristinapinkWoman  over a year ago

Staines-upon-Thames

I tell people what to do

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I make it possible for us all to access this site

But don't answer are emails "

I build it rather than sell it haha!

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By *eam69Couple  over a year ago

hayling island

I make dolphins float

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By *ibblepilotMan  over a year ago

Preston

I kill foreign plants

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I ask people really personal questions, then give them money. "

You work at the sperm bank??

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By *anky_PankyWoman  over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Although not a madam, I gather people to have sex

Fluffer?

Swinging party organiser (if you can call that a job!?)

Gizza job.

Tad far away mucker!!

Spider story teller around the camp fire "

What spiders? Where!?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Although not a madam, I gather people to have sex

Fluffer?

Swinging party organiser (if you can call that a job!?)

Gizza job.

Tad far away mucker!!

Spider story teller around the camp fire

What spiders? Where!? "

Big hairy ones right behind you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I used to blow things up and now I do the opposite and build nice things for people to live in.

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS  over a year ago

Larne


"what you do for a living.

I make things for people to make things.

Over to you, we’re all professionals here, after all."

Can’t tell you I would have to kill you !

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By *orafunladyMan  over a year ago

Livingston

I move vegetables from one place to another

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I sit in front of people listening, asking open ended questions for one...

For the other, I'm there for people who have deprivation of liberty, due to.limited capacity due to certain issues

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man  over a year ago

Stourbridge

I tell people about things which help them to move things and then people buy them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I help you go on holiday

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple  over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

One I blow stuff and flash in your eyes among other things, the other I nosey in a body part and play tunes in them

Tinder x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Training next level Avengers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I help you go on holiday "

Thailand plz

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By *ugbyLadyWoman  over a year ago

Norwich

I check out people and make sure that other people, who might kill them, can’t or don’t!!

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By *YDB75Man  over a year ago

East Yorkie

Use big spanners and big hammers to fix big things and go home and spend hours scrubbing

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By *melia DominaTV/TS  over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

I Play with sticky labels all day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I read letters from people to naughty people then I shred them…

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By *r_PinkMan  over a year ago

london stratford

I do fuck all

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By *Jones1983Man  over a year ago

Liverpool

I connect moveable things to plant rooms to deliver hot or cold water

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By *urious4Woman  over a year ago

bristol


"I don’t know if I can describe it poorly but my boss would say I do it poorly.

I help protect you all. "

I do the same

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By *ordo320Man  over a year ago

Gatwick

I look out of a window!

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By *aren_nylonsWoman  over a year ago

Great Dunmow

I tell people what to do and when to do it by, when they know this already.

Then when they’ve told me they have finished it. I tell the same people that they have finished it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I used to read a lot of stuff and tell other people what I found out

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By *Mr-Man  over a year ago

Glasgow

People pay me to buy things with their money

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I carry things high in the sky

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Training next level Avengers "

Does that make them 'B' vengers then?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I make nipples stiff.

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By *2000ManMan  over a year ago

Worthing

I tap letters and numbers into a computer. Also throw a load of parts into a case hoping they work.

I work in I.T.

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By *haron StonerTV/TS  over a year ago

Haywards Heath

Donkey here. Go well loaded.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I sell things to people so they can keep you lot fed and watered

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By *nchantedRoseWoman  over a year ago

cardiff

I repeat "I'm sorry we have no appointments left" at least 100x a day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I suck seed for gummy parrots

(Bonus points if you know what comedy series that's nicked from)

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