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what you do for a living.
I make things for people to make things.
Over to you, we’re all professionals here, after all. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
I draw lines and circles - turning them into shapes. |
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over a year ago
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Put numbers from a piece of paper onto the computer |
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I don’t know if I can describe it poorly but my boss would say I do it poorly.
I help protect you all. |
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By *idsAndyMan
over a year ago
Worcestershire |
Mess about with numbers and idiots. |
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Stare at numbers and squiggly lines |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I tell people if sneeze |
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I talk and send people to other people to talk. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I tell people if sneeze"
Bless you. |
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I talk a lot of mostly redundant shite |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t know if I can describe it poorly but my boss would say I do it poorly.
I help protect you all. "
MET police. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I talk a lot of mostly redundant shite "
Politician? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I help people push out living things out of their intimate parts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I improve peoples' quality of life. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I move numbers around spreadsheets to make them balance |
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I supply stuff to people who can't have stuff |
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I turn ideas of others into reality. |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
Although not a madam, I gather people to have sex |
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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago
Secret hideaway in the pennines |
I put liquid into containers of different sizes and boss people about |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Psychedelic Distributor. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I ask people what to do in the event that somerhing happens that never will. |
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"Give people things"
Super spreader ? |
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"I help people push out living things out of their intimate parts "
Midwife |
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Fix shit, or work out why shit doesn’t work so someone else can fix shit later (unless it’s too shit, then customers might need to buy new shit) |
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"I don’t know if I can describe it poorly but my boss would say I do it poorly.
I help protect you all.
MET police. "
I think they do the opposite.
Apologies to all Police officers who do a great job. |
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I learn about things, then find ways of explaining them better. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They talk, I ask open ended questions they talk some more I ask some other questions they sometimes cry and I at times get some transferrance |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I move numbers around spreadsheets to make them balance "
The best job |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I mess around with ropes and try not to get stuck and also try to look busy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I give people the thumb |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"I learn about things, then find ways of explaining them better."
The person that makes everyone fall asleep in meetings? |
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"They talk, I ask open ended questions they talk some more I ask some other questions they sometimes cry and I at times get some transferrance "
Are you graham Norton? |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
I help companies open things they need to run a business with, and then I steal all their money! |
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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago
Near Wells |
I fit round things. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I help companies open things they need to run a business with, and then I steal all their money! "
Are you the HMRC? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I tell people what to do and then bollock them when they don’t do it |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"I help companies open things they need to run a business with, and then I steal all their money!
Are you the HMRC? "
Ha ha
Not quite no |
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I'm the girl that makes the thing that drills the hole
that holds the spring that drives the rod that turns the knob
that works the thing-ummy-bob.
I'm the girl that makes the thing that holds the oil
that oils the ring that takes the shank that moves the crank
that works the thing-ummy-bob.
( Thanks to Grace Kelly ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I tell people what to do and then bollock them when they don’t do it "
Best. Job. EVERR! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I chat people up for a living |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"I chat people up for a living "
Toilet aftershave attendant person |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I chat people up for a living
Toilet aftershave attendant person "
Now give me money |
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"The person that makes everyone fall asleep in meetings? "
I’ll have you know that my meetings are the fun ones. |
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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
Gateway to the Beacons |
its abstract through a lense
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I drink coffee.
I guess I could make myself out to be more important, but no, basically I drink coffee throughout the day. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I drink coffee.
I guess I could make myself out to be more important, but no, basically I drink coffee throughout the day. "
Management. |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"I help people push out living things out of their intimate parts "
But do you also pick up the fathers when they hit the deck? |
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I dont burn things so some people can live |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I help people push out living things out of their intimate parts
But do you also pick up the fathers when they hit the deck? "
They can pick themselves up |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"I don’t know if I can describe it poorly but my boss would say I do it poorly.
I help protect you all. "
Chief biscuit tester in a posh uniform |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I drink coffee.
I guess I could make myself out to be more important, but no, basically I drink coffee throughout the day.
Management. "
I can't even manage myself. |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"The person that makes everyone fall asleep in meetings?
I’ll have you know that my meetings are the fun ones."
But do you supply goodies? |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"I dont burn things so some people can live "
Chef |
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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
Derbyshire village |
Piscatorial dismemberment |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I help people who struggle to do things for themselves, the trouble is I struggle to do them self same things my self |
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"Give people things
Super spreader ? "
Royal Mail |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Piscatorial dismemberment "
Fishmonger |
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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
Derbyshire village |
"Piscatorial dismemberment
Fishmonger "
Someone's gotta do it |
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By *assy69Man
over a year ago
West Sussex and Wales |
"what you do for a living.
I make things for people to make things.
Over to you, we’re all professionals here, after all."
I sit in a dark, windowless room (well, there is one tiny window) and spend the day buried under piles of dusty files and documents |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"what you do for a living.
I make things for people to make things.
Over to you, we’re all professionals here, after all.
I sit in a dark, windowless room (well, there is one tiny window) and spend the day buried under piles of dusty files and documents "
A wizard like Harry Potter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We both talk to people. They pay us. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I promote developments that contribute to global warming |
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"But do you supply goodies? "
I have people for that. |
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"I draw lines and circles - turning them into shapes. "
And how's that going for you? |
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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago
Redhill |
Annoy people 10km above sea level. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I drink coffee.
I guess I could make myself out to be more important, but no, basically I drink coffee throughout the day. "
Like your answer |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I draw lines and circles - turning them into shapes.
And how's that going for you? "
I do like things that are shapely. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People only talk to me when they need something, otherwise they hate me |
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"Annoy people 10km above sea level. "
Trolley Dolly |
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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago
Secret hideaway in the pennines |
"Annoy people 10km above sea level.
Trolley Dolly" please Cabin Crew should be the term, we are not sexist on here |
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I am a legal supplier of drugs lol |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"Although not a madam, I gather people to have sex
Fluffer? "
Swinging party organiser (if you can call that a job!?) |
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"People only talk to me when they need something, otherwise they hate me "
That could be pretty much any of us. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Press keys and wiggle my mouse. |
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I make sure that the numbers on some machines, that help make bits for things that fly or go vroom, are close enough to some other numbers. When the machine doesn't work, they phone me up to ask why. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People only talk to me when they need something, otherwise they hate me
That could be pretty much any of us."
Sounds like my teenager |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Although not a madam, I gather people to have sex
Fluffer?
Swinging party organiser (if you can call that a job!?) "
Gizza job. |
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"I make sure that the numbers on some machines, that help make bits for things that fly or go vroom, are close enough to some other numbers. When the machine doesn't work, they phone me up to ask why. "
Considering the recent maths geek posts you'd be forgiven for thinking this is J but it's actually B |
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"Annoy people 10km above sea level.
Trolley Dolly please Cabin Crew should be the term, we are not sexist on here "
These days, that term doesn`t just apply to one sex. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I do stuff outside with green shit. |
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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago
Redhill |
"Annoy people 10km above sea level.
Trolley Dolly please Cabin Crew should be the term, we are not sexist on here "
Or ignorant/illiterate, one would wish to think.
I didn’t think the dynamic of the thread was to guess the profession though |
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I look over other people's work trying to find flaws in them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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HER: find the reason your no longer alive
HIM: colours walls |
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By *batMan
over a year ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
I go on your holiday with you.
Gbat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I go on your holiday with you.
Gbat "
18- 30 holiday rep |
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By *batMan
over a year ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
"I go on your holiday with you.
Gbat
18- 30 holiday rep "
Close (ish). Right idea though!
Gbat |
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"I look over other people's work trying to find flaws in them"
Editor? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I help people with equipment that they've newly bought and don't know how to use.
Also I arrange sounds in a certain way so they invoke an emotional response. |
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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago
Where the flamboyance of flamingos live |
I’m Wonder Woman I twirl around a lot trying to save you all from disasters here and abroad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I help people with equipment that they've newly bought and don't know how to use.
Also I arrange sounds in a certain way so they invoke an emotional response."
Andrew Lloyd Webber? |
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I tell people what to do, to help people who don't know how to or can't. |
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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago
Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands |
"I'm the girl that makes the thing that drills the hole
that holds the spring that drives the rod that turns the knob
that works the thing-ummy-bob.
I'm the girl that makes the thing that holds the oil
that oils the ring that takes the shank that moves the crank
that works the thing-ummy-bob.
( Thanks to Grace Kelly )"
Or maybe Gracie Fields? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I do things to help people do the things they need to do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I make sure stuff is really good for people to whack their balls around. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I help people breathe, move and change what they eat/drink so they can stop peeing or pooing their pants and can jump on trampolines again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I help people with equipment that they've newly bought and don't know how to use.
Also I arrange sounds in a certain way so they invoke an emotional response.
Andrew Lloyd Webber? "
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"Although not a madam, I gather people to have sex
Fluffer?
Swinging party organiser (if you can call that a job!?)
Gizza job. "
Tad far away mucker!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Although not a madam, I gather people to have sex
Fluffer?
Swinging party organiser (if you can call that a job!?)
Gizza job.
Tad far away mucker!! "
Spider story teller around the camp fire |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Although not a madam, I gather people to have sex
Fluffer?
Swinging party organiser (if you can call that a job!?)
Gizza job.
Tad far away mucker!! "
Don't ya just hate the distance thing? |
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I turn up, do a bit of work if there is any, talk to the general public, sell them things that make them happy and then fuck about on the forums…. Mostly |
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I tell people why the things they want to make won’t work. |
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"I impart wisdom into youth."
Surely this is not possible! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can open a a cheese string wrapper with sterile technique |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can open a a cheese string wrapper with sterile technique"
Do you come with surgical gloves |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I impart wisdom into youth."
Does it work on 52 year old men? |
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I make funky shaped things out of a cloth made from dead dinosaurs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can open a a cheese string wrapper with sterile technique
Do you come with surgical gloves "
Of course |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I can open a a cheese string wrapper with sterile technique
Do you come with surgical gloves
Of course "
Kinky. |
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I pass on experience I have gained in my past jobs |
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By *au.LoaWoman
over a year ago
Chichester |
I set kids toys on fire |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I ask people really personal questions, then give them money. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I ask people really personal questions, then give them money. "
I'm a struggling poor student n love a personal question lol |
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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago
moon base zero |
I put words in order so someone else can change them and film them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I plan and coordinate people to look after people making tv |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I ask people really personal questions, then give them money.
I'm a struggling poor student n love a personal question lol "
you're not my demographic I'm afraid |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wade around in water giving instructions. |
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By *anyanaMan
over a year ago
Romsey |
New to forums. What’s the crack? |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
Wherever I lay my hat |
I herd cats... Or that's what it feels like |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I ask people really personal questions, then give them money.
I'm a struggling poor student n love a personal question lol
you're not my demographic I'm afraid "
Demographics are like boundaries made to be stretched |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I run the assassination bureau for the gov we eliminate those that are deemed to be a national security threat. |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
I read the mind of general counsel and cco mostly, figure what they think they just agreed to buy and how to finance it |
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People get tipsy on the produce I deliver |
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I build things that don’t actually exist. |
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By *evonrobMan
over a year ago
Kingsbridge |
I look at my screen - that’s it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I mess about with cables and make machines work |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Make people and places look beautiful or wild and crazy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I make it possible for us all to access this site |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I make it possible for us all to access this site "
But don't answer are emails |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I make it possible for us all to access this site
But don't answer are emails "
I build it rather than sell it haha! |
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By *eam69Couple
over a year ago
hayling island |
I make dolphins float |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I ask people really personal questions, then give them money. "
You work at the sperm bank?? |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"Although not a madam, I gather people to have sex
Fluffer?
Swinging party organiser (if you can call that a job!?)
Gizza job.
Tad far away mucker!!
Spider story teller around the camp fire "
What spiders? Where!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Although not a madam, I gather people to have sex
Fluffer?
Swinging party organiser (if you can call that a job!?)
Gizza job.
Tad far away mucker!!
Spider story teller around the camp fire
What spiders? Where!? "
Big hairy ones right behind you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to blow things up and now I do the opposite and build nice things for people to live in.
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"what you do for a living.
I make things for people to make things.
Over to you, we’re all professionals here, after all."
Can’t tell you I would have to kill you ! |
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I move vegetables from one place to another |
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over a year ago
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I sit in front of people listening, asking open ended questions for one...
For the other, I'm there for people who have deprivation of liberty, due to.limited capacity due to certain issues |
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I tell people about things which help them to move things and then people buy them |
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over a year ago
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I help you go on holiday |
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One I blow stuff and flash in your eyes among other things, the other I nosey in a body part and play tunes in them
Tinder x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Training next level Avengers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I help you go on holiday "
Thailand plz |
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I check out people and make sure that other people, who might kill them, can’t or don’t!! |
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By *YDB75Man
over a year ago
East Yorkie |
Use big spanners and big hammers to fix big things and go home and spend hours scrubbing |
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I Play with sticky labels all day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I read letters from people to naughty people then I shred them… |
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I connect moveable things to plant rooms to deliver hot or cold water |
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By *urious4Woman
over a year ago
bristol |
"I don’t know if I can describe it poorly but my boss would say I do it poorly.
I help protect you all. "
I do the same |
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I tell people what to do and when to do it by, when they know this already.
Then when they’ve told me they have finished it. I tell the same people that they have finished it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to read a lot of stuff and tell other people what I found out |
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By *Mr-Man
over a year ago
Glasgow |
People pay me to buy things with their money |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I carry things high in the sky |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I make nipples stiff. |
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I tap letters and numbers into a computer. Also throw a load of parts into a case hoping they work.
I work in I.T. |
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over a year ago
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I sell things to people so they can keep you lot fed and watered |
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I repeat "I'm sorry we have no appointments left" at least 100x a day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I suck seed for gummy parrots
(Bonus points if you know what comedy series that's nicked from) |
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