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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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....ladies apparently the mens cocks are on strike... So you know what that means
.... FEMALE ORGY
Bring your frilliest undies, your softest bums, your sweetest kisses... And all your toys and strap ons
It's gonna be a long day + night, but we are used to doing most jobs ourselves right?!
Who needs picking up on the way   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not all of them 
Some of ys don't agree with strike action and will continue to offer our services to you lovely ladies while those with an obvious sense of entitlement have their hissy fit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Give me 5, just making sure I’m nice and smooth, packing my bag with the goodies and I’ll be ready to jump in.
The lady with cake is coming too, right?"
Winstons friend succumbed to temptation
No more cake! |
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"....ladies apparently the mens cocks are on strike... So you know what that means
.... FEMALE ORGY
Bring your frilliest undies, your softest bums, your sweetest kisses... And all your toys and strap ons
It's gonna be a long day + night, but we are used to doing most jobs ourselves right?!
Who needs picking up on the way "
This is what I've been waiting for forever.....
I bring toys, outfits and home made cake. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Enjoy ladies! Remember to play safe, and you know what that means…
… eat those slices of cake with your fingers, and use a napkin for protection against creaming accidents  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As only 5% of men use the forums I will just concentrate on enticing the other 95% of willing cocks."
Exactly. What I see is a small group of entitled guys getting themselves added to numerous block lists.
Very silly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Enjoy ladies! Remember to play safe, and you know what that means…
… eat those slices of cake with your fingers, and use a napkin for protection against creaming accidents "
I live your "couldn't care less" attitude comrade
They won't break us |
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"....ladies apparently the mens cocks are on strike... So you know what that means
.... FEMALE ORGY
Bring your frilliest undies, your softest bums, your sweetest kisses... And all your toys and strap ons
It's gonna be a long day + night, but we are used to doing most jobs ourselves right?!
Who needs picking up on the way "
Some "quality" time with the ladies does have a certain appeal.
May I join you?
LA |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As only 5% of men use the forums I will just concentrate on enticing the other 95% of willing cocks.
Exactly. What I see is a small group of entitled guys getting themselves added to numerous block lists.
Very silly"
Wow someone's had a sense of humour failure. Must be a Monday lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As only 5% of men use the forums I will just concentrate on enticing the other 95% of willing cocks.
Exactly. What I see is a small group of entitled guys getting themselves added to numerous block lists.
Very silly"
GSOH is always an attractive quality
Not always about cock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As only 5% of men use the forums I will just concentrate on enticing the other 95% of willing cocks.
Exactly. What I see is a small group of entitled guys getting themselves added to numerous block lists.
Very silly"
What I see here is someone that’s clearly not getting the OP’s humour. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As only 5% of men use the forums I will just concentrate on enticing the other 95% of willing cocks.
Exactly. What I see is a small group of entitled guys getting themselves added to numerous block lists.
Very silly
What I see here is someone that’s clearly not getting the OP’s humour. "
He just wants to get in with us ladies you see
Miss S x |
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By *rolicUsCouple
over a year ago
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"On my way over! I’ll bring my suitcase of toys and a disco light. And a waterproof furry blanket 
Release the 
Tell me more about the blanket  "
Amazon- Pawsee Waterproof dog blanket - available in variety of sizes and very effective and cosy. |
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"As only 5% of men use the forums I will just concentrate on enticing the other 95% of willing cocks.
Exactly. What I see is a small group of entitled guys getting themselves added to numerous block lists.
Very silly"
They're not gonna shag you mate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On my way over! I’ll bring my suitcase of toys and a disco light. And a waterproof furry blanket
Release the
Tell me more about the blanket
Amazon- Pawsee Waterproof dog blanket - available in variety of sizes and very effective and cosy. "
Sounds like a must have accessory for the squirtier lady |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As only 5% of men use the forums I will just concentrate on enticing the other 95% of willing cocks.
Exactly. What I see is a small group of entitled guys getting themselves added to numerous block lists.
Very silly
They're not gonna shag you mate "
Miss S x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On my way over! I’ll bring my suitcase of toys and a disco light. And a waterproof furry blanket
Release the
Tell me more about the blanket
Amazon- Pawsee Waterproof dog blanket - available in variety of sizes and very effective and cosy.
Sounds like a must have accessory for the squirtier lady "
*running to amazon 
Miss S x |
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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago
The dot in the i |
"....ladies apparently the mens cocks are on strike... So you know what that means
.... FEMALE ORGY
Bring your frilliest undies, your softest bums, your sweetest kisses... And all your toys and strap ons
It's gonna be a long day + night, but we are used to doing most jobs ourselves right?!
Who needs picking up on the way
This is what I've been waiting for forever.....
I bring toys, outfits and home made cake. "
Me too! I have a strapless strap on and homemade wine, can I please come? |
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"Please can I be picked up, I'll also bring wine and chocolates
Miss S x"
Bedford is not that far off the way from Derby so could I be picked up on the way, too, please? Will bring my gloves for a bit of sensual play |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This sounds like the perfect weekend break.
I can prepare some amazing energy and protein based snacks. J has offered to help with the protein but I’m just ignoring him at the minute. He’s not as funny as he thinks.
He could be a useful taxi though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Telegram and discord away from this
Why would we be messaging/video chatting throughout a FEMALE ONLY ORGY??? We'd be way too busy enjoying ourselves (she hopes)"
My bad wrong thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"....ladies apparently the mens cocks are on strike... So you know what that means
.... FEMALE ORGY
Bring your frilliest undies, your softest bums, your sweetest kisses... And all your toys and strap ons
It's gonna be a long day + night, but we are used to doing most jobs ourselves right?!
Who needs picking up on the way "
Woohoo I'm definitely in for this  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Strikes are only valid if the people striking perform a crucial service.
This feels more like a piss poor version of extinction rebellion or the insulate Britain crowd!"
Are you suggesting we glue some volunteers upside down |
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By *host63Man
over a year ago
Bedfont Feltham |
"To be honest I'd rather just slob out and watch Netflix than do either men or women.
Just hassle innit?
Yep I feel the same. Its not worth the squeeze trying to talk to or pick up a woman in fab
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have space for four lovely ladies in my car. Especially if they have cake
Mrs
I’ll bring the cake
What cake
What cake would you like. I have lots of tasty cake on offer "
Lemon drizzle |
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"Strikes are only valid if the people striking perform a crucial service.
This feels more like a piss poor version of extinction rebellion or the insulate Britain crowd!
Are you suggesting we glue some volunteers upside down "
Volunteers to be tied up |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bugger i forgot about this.... Are the men still on strike or have they caved in yet! They still on strike but we got snacks.  "
I'm all in for the snacks.. And dry January finishes tomorrow!! Woohooo |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bugger i forgot about this.... Are the men still on strike or have they caved in yet!
They're men... Surley they've caved in by now
Miss S x"
Lets waft our pussy their way |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Aw what! I missed the female orgy... & there was cake? FFS ! 
Can we have another strike tomorrow? Just 1 more day, K, thanks muchly! "
If you insist
Jiggles boobies |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bugger i forgot about this.... Are the men still on strike or have they caved in yet!
Never! Hold the line boys!
Hello gorgeous
Hussy
Takes one to know one
In for being a hussy "
Why welcome to hussy corner.. Let us show you the ropes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m not in a union. Nor am I part of any socialist trade movement…
So wait.. Are you in or out 
It’s a good question…. (Checks underpants…)"
I can smuggle you in.. You'll have to wear a disguise tho.. What have you got ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m not in a union. Nor am I part of any socialist trade movement…
So wait.. Are you in or out
It’s a good question…. (Checks underpants…)
I can smuggle you in.. You'll have to wear a disguise tho.. What have you got ? "
I’ve got a dry robe, if I pull the hood up and shave my toes I reckon I could get away with it… |
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"Bugger i forgot about this.... Are the men still on strike or have they caved in yet!
Never! Hold the line boys!
Hello gorgeous
Hussy
Takes one to know one
In for being a hussy
Why welcome to hussy corner.. Let us show you the ropes "
You had me at rope |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m not in a union. Nor am I part of any socialist trade movement…
So wait.. Are you in or out
It’s a good question…. (Checks underpants…)
I can smuggle you in.. You'll have to wear a disguise tho.. What have you got ?
I’ve got a dry robe, if I pull the hood up and shave my toes I reckon I could get away with it…"
Shave your toes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m not in a union. Nor am I part of any socialist trade movement…
So wait.. Are you in or out
It’s a good question…. (Checks underpants…)
I can smuggle you in.. You'll have to wear a disguise tho.. What have you got ?
I’ve got a dry robe, if I pull the hood up and shave my toes I reckon I could get away with it…
Shave your toes "
I’m a hobbit |
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