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By *oofy321 OP Man
over a year ago
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Bursting through your door...
What's the largest thing to hand you could smash there heads in? Is it big enough or are the zombies eating your brain?
Ps...yes someone will say cock or dildo x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone has been watching too much of 'The Walking Dead'. It is a fictional series not a documentary by the way!
Having said that... I have a saxophone in the front room and that can be pretty dangerous if wielded with precision (or if I tried playing it - that would frighten anyone away). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've got a very heavy thick glass vase on the window. I reckon that would do the job. If not, I'll show the zombie my cool dance that I've been working on for the last 18 minutes and he will pity me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Numerous solid electric guitars and numerous mix stands, a couple with solid metal round bases.
Zombie skulls ain't surviving them... even if they do love you just for yer brains  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Excuse me sir …. But ain’t no nothing bursting throw my door no fucking way hoe zey…
But if u mean the house door ….
I would try to speak zombienes :
“ wooooooooould yoooouuuuuu liiiiiiiike
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Bloooooooooooodyyyyyy Maaaaaaaaryyyyyyy
Is think would be smashing ….
I been a zombie a few times myself … donkey style xx
I had a big creature the other day and she walk in my house … she had a big bum , the biggest thing ever , so amazing … beautiful thing
And jumped on of me making strange noises ,,, and she had a mouth between her legs that started trying to eat my face … I couldn’t scape . I was trapped with her on top of me… I couldn’t breath .
You think was zombie trying to eat my brain ?
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I’ve a compressor, I could just feed the hose into their mouths and turn it on blowing them up. OR! I’ve a massive crowbar, axe, sledgehammer to hand… hmm I’m at work so I could get pretty inventive |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But, I might not want to smash their heads in? You can be the sexy diversion. Hopefully they were on fab in their former life."
You're leaving me to get gangbanged by zombies? Awesome. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"But, I might not want to smash their heads in? You can be the sexy diversion. Hopefully they were on fab in their former life.
You're leaving me to get gangbanged by zombies? Awesome. "
lol no rose and I have reload at some point. |
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