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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair

London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

London calling to the swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!

Good Evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Bìnaries, Whatevëries and Inçlusivitíes, and welcome to the -Thursday Nocturnal Thread©™-

Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight and beyond...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts, Nightshifters and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity.

Don't be shy — come and say Hi.

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By *injaprincessWoman  over a year ago

herehere

Evening

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening "

Gooooood Evening! •_injaprincess•

You are, of course, tonight's F¹rst poster!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good evening Nero, good evening fellow nocturnes. I'm enjoying a cheeky white wine at the end of my birthday today, and in the company of the ever wonderful FriskyBob!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good evening Nero, hows' tricks?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Evening seems like a quiet night

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By *hastesubsCouple  over a year ago

Hampshire

Hello

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero, good evening fellow nocturnes. I'm enjoying a cheeky white wine at the end of my birthday today, and in the company of the ever wonderful FriskyBob! "

Håppy Birthdåy and evening felicitations to "LadyOcc", the refined and urbane half of

LadyOcc and FriskyBob.

Are you enjoying your birthday libations?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hello and goodbye - my bed awaits and beauty sleep is needed

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan  over a year ago

Lymington

The night is still young.

But I'll come and take a seat.

Think I'll pour a hazelnut latte as there is much to still be done x

Good evening one and all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening Nero, good evening fellow nocturnes. I'm enjoying a cheeky white wine at the end of my birthday today, and in the company of the ever wonderful FriskyBob!

Håppy Birthdåy and evening felicitations to "LadyOcc", the refined and urbane half of

LadyOcc and FriskyBob.

Are you enjoying your birthday libations? "

Very much so, thank you! Even better with the company

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By *rLothbrokMan  over a year ago

Lancs

Evening Nero, you fine chap.

How the devil are you?

Evening fellow nocturnals!

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By *injaprincessWoman  over a year ago

herehere


"Evening

Gooooood Evening! •_injaprincess•

You are, of course, tonight's F¹rst poster!"

Omg I think this may be the first time !!!! Woop Woop !

Hope everyone is having an amazing evening

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero, hows' tricks? "

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Tess (of the d'Urbervilles), good evening. I am a prestigiator: my tricks are doing rather splendidly. Are you well?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good evening everyone. X

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening seems like a quiet night"

Perhaps, Tíme4lîfe...but for you we shall take it from Zero to Nero in no time at all. Welcome to the Nocturnal Thread.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello "

Less haste more chaste! Good evening Çhastesubs!!

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By *ersuasion22Couple  over a year ago

Herts

Good evening all

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello and goodbye - my bed awaits and beauty sleep is needed "

Hello...and...goodnight! xx

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By *injaprincessWoman  over a year ago

herehere

Also from me to you Nero (I’ve been out the loop a while )but first nocturnal thread I’ve seen of yours! Must be a sign for my winnings of first poster !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good evening

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By *elaninMaverickWoman  over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

London calling to the swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!

Good Evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Bìnaries, Whatevëries and Inçlusivitíes, and welcome to the -Thursday Nocturnal Thread©™-

Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight and beyond...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts, Nightshifters and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity.

Don't be shy — come and say Hi.

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Hello Darling we keep missing each other at socials. Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The night is still young.

But I'll come and take a seat.

Think I'll pour a hazelnut latte as there is much to still be done x

Good evening one and all "

hiii

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"The night is still young.

But I'll come and take a seat.

Think I'll pour a hazelnut latte as there is much to still be done x

Good evening one and all "

Gööd ëvëning AttentiveRabbit.

You're in the right place. The doyens of Fab are perched upon the Chesterfields and the banquettes. The door may be ajar but the Snug Bar is open until the hour of the crepuscular moon.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Evening all

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero, good evening fellow nocturnes. I'm enjoying a cheeky white wine at the end of my birthday today, and in the company of the ever wonderful FriskyBob!

Håppy Birthdåy and evening felicitations to "LadyOcc", the refined and urbane half of

LadyOcc and FriskyBob.

Are you enjoying your birthday libations?

Very much so, thank you! Even better with the company

"

You're amongst friends, paramours and spouses.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero, you fine chap.

How the devil are you?

Evening fellow nocturnals! "

Lõthbrõk - I've missed you. Lower your scabbard, raise your horn and drink with us Noc' mortals.

I'm well, thank you. Are you equally well?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening

Gooooood Evening! •_injaprincess•

You are, of course, tonight's F¹rst poster!

Omg I think this may be the first time !!!! Woop Woop !

Hope everyone is having an amazing evening "

The ¹st time is always sublime. You do get a prize by the way...

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening everyone. X"

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g0°d evening —newSHYcouple69—

Welcome to the Nocturnal fellowship.

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By *rLothbrokMan  over a year ago

Lancs


"Evening Nero, you fine chap.

How the devil are you?

Evening fellow nocturnals!

Lõthbrõk - I've missed you. Lower your scabbard, raise your horn and drink with us Noc' mortals.

I'm well, thank you. Are you equally well?"

I am touched dear Nero! Horn at the ready, let the mead flow. I am feeling particularly well this evening, finished drawing some home renovation plans of sorts.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening all "

Now this is a rather fine and capital couple: persuasion²²!

Welcome and good evening to you both. How well did your day fare today?

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By *ersuasion22Couple  over a year ago

Herts


"Good evening all

Now this is a rather fine and capital couple: persuasion²²!

Welcome and good evening to you both. How well did your day fare today?"

Thank you! Not too bad, if a bit on the nippy side.

Hope you've had a good day/ evening?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Also from me to you Nero (I’ve been out the loop a while )but first nocturnal thread I’ve seen of yours! Must be a sign for my winnings of first poster !

"

My perception is eroded, I need to take heed and pay more attention: I haven't seen you on the Noc' before. I've been Nocturnal'ing since last Spring.

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan  over a year ago

Lymington


"The night is still young.

But I'll come and take a seat.

Think I'll pour a hazelnut latte as there is much to still be done x

Good evening one and all

Gööd ëvëning AttentiveRabbit.

You're in the right place. The doyens of Fab are perched upon the Chesterfields and the banquettes. The door may be ajar but the Snug Bar is open until the hour of the crepuscular moon."

Sounds like my kinda place,

I'll kick off my Chelsea boots hang my t and recline by the log fire and undress with my eyes as I perv the attendees

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening "

Damn and botherations! I'm soooo far behind.

Good evening red-white-and-Blu'_! How do you do? How is life in Jerkwater, USA? How many medications did you dispense today?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

London calling to the swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!

Good Evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Bìnaries, Whatevëries and Inçlusivitíes, and welcome to the -Thursday Nocturnal Thread©™-

Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight and beyond...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts, Nightshifters and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity.

Don't be shy — come and say Hi.

°

Hello Darling we keep missing each other at socials. Lol!"

Yes we do! We are Dhows passing each other in the night. One day we will dock and berth together.

Are you well?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"The night is still young.

But I'll come and take a seat.

Think I'll pour a hazelnut latte as there is much to still be done x

Good evening one and all

hiii"

Hîíiïì...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Aloha

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan  over a year ago

Lymington

I trust the asteroid tonight will not take anyone out

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/asteroid-size-bus-coming-close-29053585?int_source=amp_continue_reading&int_medium=amp&int_campaign=continue_reading_button#amp-readmore-target

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all "

Evening greetings, N|c85.

Can you hear the symphony of the sea?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero, you fine chap.

How the devil are you?

Evening fellow nocturnals!

Lõthbrõk - I've missed you. Lower your scabbard, raise your horn and drink with us Noc' mortals.

I'm well, thank you. Are you equally well?

I am touched dear Nero! Horn at the ready, let the mead flow. I am feeling particularly well this evening, finished drawing some home renovation plans of sorts. "

That sounds like a grand design. Will there be a Bibendum chair in your plans? Some William Morris wall coverings?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening all

Now this is a rather fine and capital couple: persuasion²²!

Welcome and good evening to you both. How well did your day fare today?

Thank you! Not too bad, if a bit on the nippy side.

Hope you've had a good day/ evening?"

I do prefer the nipples side.

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By *injaprincessWoman  over a year ago

herehere


"Also from me to you Nero (I’ve been out the loop a while )but first nocturnal thread I’ve seen of yours! Must be a sign for my winnings of first poster !

My perception is eroded, I need to take heed and pay more attention: I haven't seen you on the Noc' before. I've been Nocturnal'ing since last Spring. "

Ohhhhh what is my prize!!!! Don’t ha and slim only give out a Jaffa cake? Lol

Love them really

Might be as this is my newer profile tbh can’t remember how long I’ve been a

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By *ersuasion22Couple  over a year ago

Herts


"Good evening all

Now this is a rather fine and capital couple: persuasion²²!

Welcome and good evening to you both. How well did your day fare today?

Thank you! Not too bad, if a bit on the nippy side.

Hope you've had a good day/ evening?

I do prefer the nipples side. "

As does Mr P .

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By *rLothbrokMan  over a year ago

Lancs


"Evening Nero, you fine chap.

How the devil are you?

Evening fellow nocturnals!

Lõthbrõk - I've missed you. Lower your scabbard, raise your horn and drink with us Noc' mortals.

I'm well, thank you. Are you equally well?

I am touched dear Nero! Horn at the ready, let the mead flow. I am feeling particularly well this evening, finished drawing some home renovation plans of sorts.

That sounds like a grand design. Will there be a Bibendum chair in your plans? Some William Morris wall coverings?"

The good be room for a bibendum chair in the summer house once built. Not a fan of William Morris wall coverings, so there will be axes and horns of Norse inspiration adorning the walls instead

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Hello!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"The night is still young.

But I'll come and take a seat.

Think I'll pour a hazelnut latte as there is much to still be done x

Good evening one and all

Gööd ëvëning AttentiveRabbit.

You're in the right place. The doyens of Fab are perched upon the Chesterfields and the banquettes. The door may be ajar but the Snug Bar is open until the hour of the crepuscular moon.

Sounds like my kinda place,

I'll kick off my Chelsea boots hang my t and recline by the log fire and undress with my eyes as I perv the attendees "

The vestibule, yonder, houses some of the vintage stuff. You'll find a fine bottle or two to uncork, decant and share. Get pouring.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"That sounds like a grand design. Will there be a Bibendum chair in your plans? Some William Morris wall coverings?"

Evening Nero and other nocturnals.

My dream chairs would be either Mies van der Rohe or Eames.

J

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Aloha "

Monosyllabic as ever. Good evening oh laconic one! I have a Smythson™ notebook for you, leather clad and monogrammed in gold leaf. It's for you to capture your thoughts in singleton words.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Aloha

Monosyllabic as ever. Good evening oh laconic one! I have a Smythson™ notebook for you, leather clad and monogrammed in gold leaf. It's for you to capture your thoughts in singleton words."

That is most thoughtful of you! I shall swoon when I received such a handsome gift

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Also from me to you Nero (I’ve been out the loop a while )but first nocturnal thread I’ve seen of yours! Must be a sign for my winnings of first poster !

My perception is eroded, I need to take heed and pay more attention: I haven't seen you on the Noc' before. I've been Nocturnal'ing since last Spring.

Ohhhhh what is my prize!!!! Don’t ha and slim only give out a Jaffa cake? Lol

Love them really

Might be as this is my newer profile tbh can’t remember how long I’ve been a "

Your prize... I'm still working on it. It will be hand-crafted with deft and flair.

What happened to your øld prøfile? What moniker did you go by before?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening Nero, hows' tricks?

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Tess (of the d'Urbervilles), good evening. I am a prestigiator: my tricks are doing rather splendidly. Are you well? "

Quite well thankyou, glad you are able to use yet another word to expand my vocabulary!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero, you fine chap.

How the devil are you?

Evening fellow nocturnals!

Lõthbrõk - I've missed you. Lower your scabbard, raise your horn and drink with us Noc' mortals.

I'm well, thank you. Are you equally well?

I am touched dear Nero! Horn at the ready, let the mead flow. I am feeling particularly well this evening, finished drawing some home renovation plans of sorts.

That sounds like a grand design. Will there be a Bibendum chair in your plans? Some William Morris wall coverings?

The good be room for a bibendum chair in the summer house once built. Not a fan of William Morris wall coverings, so there will be axes and horns of Norse inspiration adorning the walls instead "

Ah.... weapons of mass seduction? I love it!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening all

Now this is a rather fine and capital couple: persuasion²²!

Welcome and good evening to you both. How well did your day fare today?

Thank you! Not too bad, if a bit on the nippy side.

Hope you've had a good day/ evening?

I do prefer the nipples side.

As does Mr P ."

He's a luckyy ? indeed!

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By *elaninMaverickWoman  over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

London calling to the swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!

Good Evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Bìnaries, Whatevëries and Inçlusivitíes, and welcome to the -Thursday Nocturnal Thread©™-

Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight and beyond...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts, Nightshifters and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity.

Don't be shy — come and say Hi.

°

Hello Darling we keep missing each other at socials. Lol!

Yes we do! We are Dhows passing each other in the night. One day we will dock and berth together.

Are you well?"

I'm as well as can be, kind Sir. Just last night I was thinking of the British Raj on Kasmihiri lakes unwrapping saris and all sorts in houseboats amongst floating hanging gardens of spices.

Lol!

There is a certain luxuriant sensuality to watercraft.

I am abed so bid you all adieu.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello!"

Good evening •Swing•

Everyone say hello to Inaswingdress, aka Swing, aka Inå. She's new here and still finding her (hobbit) feet.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Hello!

Good evening •Swing•

Everyone say hello to Inaswingdress, aka Swing, aka Inå. She's new here and still finding her (hobbit) feet. "

New? lord

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By *rincessPuddleDuckWoman  over a year ago

Nowhere

.•*°°

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"That sounds like a grand design. Will there be a Bibendum chair in your plans? Some William Morris wall coverings?

Evening Nero and other nocturnals.

My dream chairs would be either Mies van der Rohe or Eames.

J"

Those are wonderful! I love Modernism and I'm mad about Bauhaus. I have a few choice pieces myself... An Arne Jacobsen 'ant' chair from 1955...

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Aloha

Monosyllabic as ever. Good evening oh laconic one! I have a Smythson™ notebook for you, leather clad and monogrammed in gold leaf. It's for you to capture your thoughts in singleton words.

That is most thoughtful of you! I shall swoon when I received such a handsome gift "

You're fast becoming a Swooner Extraordinaire!

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By *rLothbrokMan  over a year ago

Lancs


"Evening Nero, you fine chap.

How the devil are you?

Evening fellow nocturnals!

Lõthbrõk - I've missed you. Lower your scabbard, raise your horn and drink with us Noc' mortals.

I'm well, thank you. Are you equally well?

I am touched dear Nero! Horn at the ready, let the mead flow. I am feeling particularly well this evening, finished drawing some home renovation plans of sorts.

That sounds like a grand design. Will there be a Bibendum chair in your plans? Some William Morris wall coverings?

The good be room for a bibendum chair in the summer house once built. Not a fan of William Morris wall coverings, so there will be axes and horns of Norse inspiration adorning the walls instead

Ah.... weapons of mass seduction? I love it!"

Oh, but of course, I hear it’s the Viking way

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero, hows' tricks?

°

Tess (of the d'Urbervilles), good evening. I am a prestigiator: my tricks are doing rather splendidly. Are you well?

Quite well thankyou, glad you are able to use yet another word to expand my vocabulary! "

••••

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Aloha

Monosyllabic as ever. Good evening oh laconic one! I have a Smythson™ notebook for you, leather clad and monogrammed in gold leaf. It's for you to capture your thoughts in singleton words.

That is most thoughtful of you! I shall swoon when I received such a handsome gift

You're fast becoming a Swooner Extraordinaire!"

I’ve found is the best way for gentlepeople to try and resuscitate me

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

London calling to the swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!

Good Evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Bìnaries, Whatevëries and Inçlusivitíes, and welcome to the -Thursday Nocturnal Thread©™-

Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight and beyond...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts, Nightshifters and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity.

Don't be shy — come and say Hi.

°

Hello Darling we keep missing each other at socials. Lol!

Yes we do! We are Dhows passing each other in the night. One day we will dock and berth together.

Are you well?

I'm as well as can be, kind Sir. Just last night I was thinking of the British Raj on Kasmihiri lakes unwrapping saris and all sorts in houseboats amongst floating hanging gardens of spices.

Lol!

There is a certain luxuriant sensuality to watercraft.

I am abed so bid you all adieu."

Peaceful slumber ² you!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


".•*°°"

GØØD Ëvening PrinçessPuddle ....•°°*

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero, you fine chap.

How the devil are you?

Evening fellow nocturnals!

Lõthbrõk - I've missed you. Lower your scabbard, raise your horn and drink with us Noc' mortals.

I'm well, thank you. Are you equally well?

I am touched dear Nero! Horn at the ready, let the mead flow. I am feeling particularly well this evening, finished drawing some home renovation plans of sorts.

That sounds like a grand design. Will there be a Bibendum chair in your plans? Some William Morris wall coverings?

The good be room for a bibendum chair in the summer house once built. Not a fan of William Morris wall coverings, so there will be axes and horns of Norse inspiration adorning the walls instead

Ah.... weapons of mass seduction? I love it!

Oh, but of course, I hear it’s the Viking way "

There's curds and whey. And then there's the Viking Way. I know which one I prefer!

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By *injaprincessWoman  over a year ago

herehere


"Also from me to you Nero (I’ve been out the loop a while )but first nocturnal thread I’ve seen of yours! Must be a sign for my winnings of first poster !

My perception is eroded, I need to take heed and pay more attention: I haven't seen you on the Noc' before. I've been Nocturnal'ing since last Spring.

Ohhhhh what is my prize!!!! Don’t ha and slim only give out a Jaffa cake? Lol

Love them really

Might be as this is my newer profile tbh can’t remember how long I’ve been a

Your prize... I'm still working on it. It will be hand-crafted with deft and flair.

What happened to your øld prøfile? What moniker did you go by before?"

Awww that sounds amazing!!! Never received such a gift! Can’t wait!

I closed it in a rage of craziness and then regretted it! Lol

Mary420 was once me

But in honesty over and on off 13 years I think there’s been a few when single

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By *rLothbrokMan  over a year ago

Lancs


"Evening Nero, you fine chap.

How the devil are you?

Evening fellow nocturnals!

Lõthbrõk - I've missed you. Lower your scabbard, raise your horn and drink with us Noc' mortals.

I'm well, thank you. Are you equally well?

I am touched dear Nero! Horn at the ready, let the mead flow. I am feeling particularly well this evening, finished drawing some home renovation plans of sorts.

That sounds like a grand design. Will there be a Bibendum chair in your plans? Some William Morris wall coverings?

The good be room for a bibendum chair in the summer house once built. Not a fan of William Morris wall coverings, so there will be axes and horns of Norse inspiration adorning the walls instead

Ah.... weapons of mass seduction? I love it!

Oh, but of course, I hear it’s the Viking way

There's curds and whey. And then there's the Viking Way. I know which one I prefer! "

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"That sounds like a grand design. Will there be a Bibendum chair in your plans? Some William Morris wall coverings?

Evening Nero and other nocturnals.

My dream chairs would be either Mies van der Rohe or Eames.

J

Those are wonderful! I love Modernism and I'm mad about Bauhaus. I have a few choice pieces myself... An Arne Jacobsen 'ant' chair from 1955..."

Oh wow. We rescued a couple of mid-century chairs that were destined for the skip and had them reupholstered. I adore them

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Also from me to you Nero (I’ve been out the loop a while )but first nocturnal thread I’ve seen of yours! Must be a sign for my winnings of first poster !

My perception is eroded, I need to take heed and pay more attention: I haven't seen you on the Noc' before. I've been Nocturnal'ing since last Spring.

Ohhhhh what is my prize!!!! Don’t ha and slim only give out a Jaffa cake? Lol

Love them really

Might be as this is my newer profile tbh can’t remember how long I’ve been a

Your prize... I'm still working on it. It will be hand-crafted with deft and flair.

What happened to your øld prøfile? What moniker did you go by before?

Awww that sounds amazing!!! Never received such a gift! Can’t wait!

I closed it in a rage of craziness and then regretted it! Lol

Mary420 was once me

But in honesty over and on off 13 years I think there’s been a few when single "

Måry420?? What became of the previous 419 prototypes? What was their fate? Whence have they gone?

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By *rincessPuddleDuckWoman  over a year ago

Nowhere


".•*°°

GØØD Ëvening PrinçessPuddle ....•°°*"

Good evening Nerö.•°°•°

Have you done anything exciting recently? Will you do anything exciting in the near future? How are you?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"That sounds like a grand design. Will there be a Bibendum chair in your plans? Some William Morris wall coverings?

Evening Nero and other nocturnals.

My dream chairs would be either Mies van der Rohe or Eames.

J

Those are wonderful! I love Modernism and I'm mad about Bauhaus. I have a few choice pieces myself... An Arne Jacobsen 'ant' chair from 1955...

Oh wow. We rescued a couple of mid-century chairs that were destined for the skip and had them reupholstered. I adore them "

I bet they must look amazing!

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By *isionofdignityWoman  over a year ago

reading

I’ve been having a bath whilst removing the silicone around the edge - living the high life

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


".•*°°

GØØD Ëvening PrinçessPuddle ....•°°*

Good evening Nerö.•°°•°

Have you done anything exciting recently? Will you do anything exciting in the near future? How are you? "

I'm planning on ravishing a curvy fair maiden in the near future. You're very nosey.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Måry420?? What became of the previous 419 prototypes? What was their fate? Whence have they gone?"

And you call yourself a prestigiator? They have cunningly disappeared through a trapdoor to be drowned so that the illusion remains...

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"I’ve been having a bath whilst removing the silicone around the edge - living the high life "

Good evening VisiØNØfdignity. I have no words...

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Måry420?? What became of the previous 419 prototypes? What was their fate? Whence have they gone?

And you call yourself a prestigiator? They have cunningly disappeared through a trapdoor to be drowned so that the illusion remains..."

Drowned?? That's a rather macabre picture you're painting there!...

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By *injaprincessWoman  over a year ago

herehere

Well I can’t really say publicly what I did to all thee other Mary’s but rest assured I made sure each were rolled with love and care and meticulously enjoyed!!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Måry420?? What became of the previous 419 prototypes? What was their fate? Whence have they gone?

And you call yourself a prestigiator? They have cunningly disappeared through a trapdoor to be drowned so that the illusion remains...

Drowned?? That's a rather macabre picture you're painting there!...†"

It's a film called The Prestige featuring Hugh Jackman, Christian Bale, Michael Caine and even David Bowie as Nikolai Tesla! Well worth a watch.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Well I can’t really say publicly what I did to all thee other Mary’s but rest assured I made sure each were rolled with love and care and meticulously enjoyed!!

"

Do you like Ølives, oh Queen?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hi

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi "

°

Hello Sêxy. I heard you passed through my way. Are you well?

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By *injaprincessWoman  over a year ago

herehere


"Well I can’t really say publicly what I did to all thee other Mary’s but rest assured I made sure each were rolled with love and care and meticulously enjoyed!!

Do you like Ølives, oh Queen? "

Oh yes indeed ! This queen loves olives !

Does Nero?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Måry420?? What became of the previous 419 prototypes? What was their fate? Whence have they gone?

And you call yourself a prestigiator? They have cunningly disappeared through a trapdoor to be drowned so that the illusion remains...

Drowned?? That's a rather macabre picture you're painting there!...

It's a film called The Prestige featuring Hugh Jackman, Christian Bale, Michael Caine and even David Bowie as Nikolai Tesla! Well worth a watch."

I have this niggling feeling that I may have seen this...but quite some time ago. Is one of them 'twins'...?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Måry420?? What became of the previous 419 prototypes? What was their fate? Whence have they gone?

And you call yourself a prestigiator? They have cunningly disappeared through a trapdoor to be drowned so that the illusion remains...

Drowned?? That's a rather macabre picture you're painting there!...

It's a film called The Prestige featuring Hugh Jackman, Christian Bale, Michael Caine and even David Bowie as Nikolai Tesla! Well worth a watch.

I have this niggling feeling that I may have seen this...but quite some time ago. Is one of them 'twins'...? "

That's the one! Between us we have thoroughly spoilered it for anyone who hasn't yet seen it. Oops.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Well I can’t really say publicly what I did to all thee other Mary’s but rest assured I made sure each were rolled with love and care and meticulously enjoyed!!

Do you like Ølives, oh Queen?

Oh yes indeed ! This queen loves olives !

Does Nero? "

You'll find my answer nestled somewhere here:

fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1410324

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hi

°

Hello Sêxy. I heard you passed through my way. Are you well?"

Good n u ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Evening. Bored as fuck. Pissed off. And genuinely upset at a certain member who thinks what they ask for is ‘copy paste’… won’t name and shame as that’s against the rules. Instead I’m just going to say

Hey folks, who’s got the drink?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi

°

Hello Sêxy. I heard you passed through my way. Are you well?

Good n u ? "

Me good².

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By *lephantisMan  over a year ago

Oxford

Such charm encapsulated in so small a space. The stage is small, but the actors - and audience - surpassingly great.

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By *r_PinkMan  over a year ago

london stratford

Im too shy to say hi

ohhhh dear

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By *injaprincessWoman  over a year ago

herehere


"Well I can’t really say publicly what I did to all thee other Mary’s but rest assured I made sure each were rolled with love and care and meticulously enjoyed!!

Do you like Ølives, oh Queen?

Oh yes indeed ! This queen loves olives !

Does Nero?

You'll find my answer nestled somewhere here:

fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1410324"

Mmmm but the big and I mean it’s the deal breaker for me !!!

Green olives or Black olives ???

On tenterhooks awaiting the reply

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I found out that someone I know has an unspeakable kink!

They're in the wrong country for it, though.

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By *lephantisMan  over a year ago

Oxford


"I found out that someone I know has an unspeakable kink!

They're in the wrong country for it, though."

Is it bull-running?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Måry420?? What became of the previous 419 prototypes? What was their fate? Whence have they gone?

And you call yourself a prestigiator? They have cunningly disappeared through a trapdoor to be drowned so that the illusion remains...

Drowned?? That's a rather macabre picture you're painting there!...

It's a film called The Prestige featuring Hugh Jackman, Christian Bale, Michael Caine and even David Bowie as Nikolai Tesla! Well worth a watch.

I have this niggling feeling that I may have seen this...but quite some time ago. Is one of them 'twins'...?

That's the one! Between us we have thoroughly spoilered it for anyone who hasn't yet seen it. Oops."

I blaming you both! Someone mentioned you on here:

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/the_prestige

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I found out that someone I know has an unspeakable kink!

They're in the wrong country for it, though.

Is it bull-running?"

Haha, no!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

A late entry from emergency ward 10 here. I've just had a massive dose of oramorph so hopefully will be able to get a bit of sleep. They need to invent new ways to alleviate pain in those of us who are impervious to the existing ones. I'm sure my liver and kidneys will fail before I actually achieve pain relief!

What did I do today? I stared at the wall. I tortured myself by having a shower. I had my bum inspected for bed sores 4 times ("perfect", declared the last nurse). I filled bags with pee and had them emptied.

Fun times, Nerø. Fun times

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I found out that someone I know has an unspeakable kink!

They're in the wrong country for it, though.

Is it bull-running?

Haha, no!"

Sunbathing?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"I found out that someone I know has an unspeakable kink!

They're in the wrong country for it, though.

Is it bull-running?"

Sheep Shagging. Inaswingdress is rotten to the cøre. She has a sheep fetish. Ewe wouldn't think so by looking at her profile. Poor lass.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening. Bored as fuck. Pissed off. And genuinely upset at a certain member who thinks what they ask for is ‘copy paste’… won’t name and shame as that’s against the rules. Instead I’m just going to say

Hey folks, who’s got the drink?"

Sk8r_Boi - good evening!

Don't copy and paste. Just retype the same message every time instead. That takes effort. Effort = results.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I found out that someone I know has an unspeakable kink!

They're in the wrong country for it, though.

Is it bull-running?

Sheep Shagging. Inaswingdress is rotten to the cøre. She has a sheep fetish. Ewe wouldn't think so by looking at her profile. Poor lass."

I said a friend. I was trying to keep *his* name out of it

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Such charm encapsulated in so small a space. The stage is small, but the actors - and audience - surpassingly great."

Dear Thesp', long have the days and weeks withered like a forlorn oak branch, without your fine libertine presence.

The neck of a fine vintage is missing your deft hands. I shall pass the corkscrew. Will you assist?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Måry420?? What became of the previous 419 prototypes? What was their fate? Whence have they gone?

And you call yourself a prestigiator? They have cunningly disappeared through a trapdoor to be drowned so that the illusion remains...

Drowned?? That's a rather macabre picture you're painting there!...

It's a film called The Prestige featuring Hugh Jackman, Christian Bale, Michael Caine and even David Bowie as Nikolai Tesla! Well worth a watch.

I have this niggling feeling that I may have seen this...but quite some time ago. Is one of them 'twins'...?

That's the one! Between us we have thoroughly spoilered it for anyone who hasn't yet seen it. Oops.

I blaming you both! Someone mentioned you on here:

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/the_prestige"

Clever. Both myself and J² are impressed.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening. Bored as fuck. Pissed off. And genuinely upset at a certain member who thinks what they ask for is ‘copy paste’… won’t name and shame as that’s against the rules. Instead I’m just going to say

Hey folks, who’s got the drink?

Sk8r_Boi - good evening!

Don't copy and paste. Just retype the same message every time instead. That takes effort. Effort = results. "

Lol I don’t copy paste. I’m guessing my message was so generic they thought it was. Their loss

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Im too shy to say hi

ohhhh dear "

Never fear, my pedigree chum. Good evening.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Well I can’t really say publicly what I did to all thee other Mary’s but rest assured I made sure each were rolled with love and care and meticulously enjoyed!!

Do you like Ølives, oh Queen?

Oh yes indeed ! This queen loves olives !

Does Nero?

You'll find my answer nestled somewhere here:

fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1410324

Mmmm but the big and I mean it’s the deal breaker for me !!!

Green olives or Black olives ???

On tenterhooks awaiting the reply

"

Black. They have an unmistakable 'umami' taste!

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By *lephantisMan  over a year ago

Oxford


"Such charm encapsulated in so small a space. The stage is small, but the actors - and audience - surpassingly great.

Dear Thesp', long have the days and weeks withered like a forlorn oak branch, without your fine libertine presence.

The neck of a fine vintage is missing your deft hands. I shall pass the corkscrew. Will you assist?"

My hands have longed for such a moment, dear Nero. A charming Latour '82?

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By *injaprincessWoman  over a year ago

herehere


"Well I can’t really say publicly what I did to all thee other Mary’s but rest assured I made sure each were rolled with love and care and meticulously enjoyed!!

Do you like Ølives, oh Queen?

Oh yes indeed ! This queen loves olives !

Does Nero?

You'll find my answer nestled somewhere here:

fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1410324

Mmmm but the big and I mean it’s the deal breaker for me !!!

Green olives or Black olives ???

On tenterhooks awaiting the reply

Black. They have an unmistakable 'umami' taste! "

Nooooooooooooo you just shattered me Nero !!!!

out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Such charm encapsulated in so small a space. The stage is small, but the actors - and audience - surpassingly great.

Dear Thesp', long have the days and weeks withered like a forlorn oak branch, without your fine libertine presence.

The neck of a fine vintage is missing your deft hands. I shall pass the corkscrew. Will you assist?

My hands have longed for such a moment, dear Nero. A charming Latour '82?"

Most of the best things in life were born in 82

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"A late entry from emergency ward 10 here. I've just had a massive dose of oramorph so hopefully will be able to get a bit of sleep. They need to invent new ways to alleviate pain in those of us who are impervious to the existing ones. I'm sure my liver and kidneys will fail before I actually achieve pain relief!

What did I do today? I stared at the wall. I tortured myself by having a shower. I had my bum inspected for bed sores 4 times ("perfect", declared the last nurse). I filled bags with pee and had them emptied.

Fun times, Nerø. Fun times "

FFS KC², where on Earth did you spring from?? You could have at least donned yourself in your signature Lab Coat...for me. I have an appetite. It requires whetting, if you please.

What's the latest with the Bungalow?

And also... you're in hospital. And that means: free heating, bed and board (three meals a day including jelly, ice cream and lashings of ginger beer), power communal showers, free NHS WiFi, comfy bed, copies of moth-eaten and well-thumbed Women's Weekly et al.

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By *anielpiercedMan  over a year ago

by the seaside

Beuno estente

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Måry420?? What became of the previous 419 prototypes? What was their fate? Whence have they gone?

And you call yourself a prestigiator? They have cunningly disappeared through a trapdoor to be drowned so that the illusion remains...

Drowned?? That's a rather macabre picture you're painting there!...

It's a film called The Prestige featuring Hugh Jackman, Christian Bale, Michael Caine and even David Bowie as Nikolai Tesla! Well worth a watch.

I have this niggling feeling that I may have seen this...but quite some time ago. Is one of them 'twins'...?

That's the one! Between us we have thoroughly spoilered it for anyone who hasn't yet seen it. Oops.

I blaming you both! Someone mentioned you on here:

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/the_prestige

Clever. Both myself and J² are impressed. "

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By *erIndoorsWoman  over a year ago

Essex

Evening night owls, newbie here having myself a very interesting week indeed. Nice to make your acquaintence.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"I found out that someone I know has an unspeakable kink!

They're in the wrong country for it, though.

Is it bull-running?

Sheep Shagging. Inaswingdress is rotten to the cøre. She has a sheep fetish. Ewe wouldn't think so by looking at her profile. Poor lass.

I said a friend. I was trying to keep *his* name out of it "

She's got a friend. Someone please alert the media!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening. Bored as fuck. Pissed off. And genuinely upset at a certain member who thinks what they ask for is ‘copy paste’… won’t name and shame as that’s against the rules. Instead I’m just going to say

Hey folks, who’s got the drink?

Sk8r_Boi - good evening!

Don't copy and paste. Just retype the same message every time instead. That takes effort. Effort = results.

Lol I don’t copy paste. I’m guessing my message was so generic they thought it was. Their loss "

You shall find your Shangri-la in due course.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Such charm encapsulated in so small a space. The stage is small, but the actors - and audience - surpassingly great.

Dear Thesp', long have the days and weeks withered like a forlorn oak branch, without your fine libertine presence.

The neck of a fine vintage is missing your deft hands. I shall pass the corkscrew. Will you assist?

My hands have longed for such a moment, dear Nero. A charming Latour '82?"

Ah, Francis de la Tour. Rising Damp. Circa 1982. Legend.

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree

Evening all x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anyone else got cravings? I’ve got cravings… KFC… I don’t like KFC! TF?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Well I can’t really say publicly what I did to all thee other Mary’s but rest assured I made sure each were rolled with love and care and meticulously enjoyed!!

Do you like Ølives, oh Queen?

Oh yes indeed ! This queen loves olives !

Does Nero?

You'll find my answer nestled somewhere here:

fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1410324

Mmmm but the big and I mean it’s the deal breaker for me !!!

Green olives or Black olives ???

On tenterhooks awaiting the reply

Black. They have an unmistakable 'umami' taste!

Nooooooooooooo you just shattered me Nero !!!!

out

"

That has to be my shortest honeymoon ever!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well I can’t really say publicly what I did to all thee other Mary’s but rest assured I made sure each were rolled with love and care and meticulously enjoyed!!

Do you like Ølives, oh Queen?

Oh yes indeed ! This queen loves olives !

Does Nero?

You'll find my answer nestled somewhere here:

fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1410324

Mmmm but the big and I mean it’s the deal breaker for me !!!

Green olives or Black olives ???

On tenterhooks awaiting the reply

Black. They have an unmistakable 'umami' taste!

Nooooooooooooo you just shattered me Nero !!!!

out

"

Thats ok, I'll cut in!

black olives, just not fussed about green ones!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Such charm encapsulated in so small a space. The stage is small, but the actors - and audience - surpassingly great.

Dear Thesp', long have the days and weeks withered like a forlorn oak branch, without your fine libertine presence.

The neck of a fine vintage is missing your deft hands. I shall pass the corkscrew. Will you assist?

My hands have longed for such a moment, dear Nero. A charming Latour '82?

Most of the best things in life were born in 82 "

Håppy Buffdåy!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all x"

*booby hug

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Beuno estente "

Good evening DanieLpieRced!

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By *lephantisMan  over a year ago

Oxford

Purple olives for the win.

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By *injaprincessWoman  over a year ago

herehere


"Well I can’t really say publicly what I did to all thee other Mary’s but rest assured I made sure each were rolled with love and care and meticulously enjoyed!!

Do you like Ølives, oh Queen?

Oh yes indeed ! This queen loves olives !

Does Nero?

You'll find my answer nestled somewhere here:

fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1410324

Mmmm but the big and I mean it’s the deal breaker for me !!!

Green olives or Black olives ???

On tenterhooks awaiting the reply

Black. They have an unmistakable 'umami' taste!

Nooooooooooooo you just shattered me Nero !!!!

out

That has to be my shortest honeymoon ever! "

I’m still in tears here Nero!!

Can’t believe how you shattered my entire life ! Why did you not tell me before the wedding ! How could you do this to me ! I’m heartbroken

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good evening all the insommnias

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By *aximum_funMan  over a year ago

West Herts

Morning all!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening night owls, newbie here having myself a very interesting week indeed. Nice to make your acquaintence. "

Gööd ëvëning, °HerIndoors°

Welcome to the Nøcturnal fellowship. You are amongst friends and roguish dipsomaniacs. But they're all wonderful in their own inestimable way!

Thank you for taking the plunge and joining us.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Evening night owls, newbie here having myself a very interesting week indeed. Nice to make your acquaintence.

Gööd ëvëning, °HerIndoors°

Welcome to the Nøcturnal fellowship. You are amongst friends and roguish dipsomaniacs. But they're all wonderful in their own inestimable way!

Thank you for taking the plunge and joining us."

By rogue, he means me

Fancy some chips?

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"Evening all x

*booby hug "

I’ll take any hugs going x. Thank you x

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all x"

MístyPèaks, so softly doth speaks, of the finest scent, she's sacrosanct.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all x

*booby hug

I’ll take any hugs going x. Thank you x"

I have plenty hugs to give away nowadays…no one to give them to so they’ve been accumulating endlessly

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"A late entry from emergency ward 10 here. I've just had a massive dose of oramorph so hopefully will be able to get a bit of sleep. They need to invent new ways to alleviate pain in those of us who are impervious to the existing ones. I'm sure my liver and kidneys will fail before I actually achieve pain relief!

What did I do today? I stared at the wall. I tortured myself by having a shower. I had my bum inspected for bed sores 4 times ("perfect", declared the last nurse). I filled bags with pee and had them emptied.

Fun times, Nerø. Fun times

FFS KC², where on Earth did you spring from?? You could have at least donned yourself in your signature Lab Coat...for me. I have an appetite. It requires whetting, if you please.

What's the latest with the Bungalow?

And also... you're in hospital. And that means: free heating, bed and board (three meals a day including jelly, ice cream and lashings of ginger beer), power communal showers, free NHS WiFi, comfy bed, copies of moth-eaten and well-thumbed Women's Weekly et al. "

Just for you, I've slipped into my lab coat.

To respond to the Honourable Gentleman's points:

- Bungalow - buyer is waiting for the local council to report back on searches. Seems like they're searching the the Holy grail, it's taking that long!

- Heating - excessive. Tonight I was provided with a fan. I could save the NHS squillions of pounds by turning the heating down a notch!

Bed - weird air mattress thingy because I'm an old lady at risk of bed sores apparently. Not my favourite.

Meals - exist. Contents unknown.

Ice cream - two words: lactose intolerance.

Shower - for special people like me, consists of a coffin-like cabin, just big enough for me to sit down sort of sideways. My knees touch the door. Water pressure adequate. Pain levels during - inadequate.

WiFi - no Fabbing allowed on the NHS WiFi, so it's 4G all the way.

Woman's Weekly - negative.

*Ends broadcast*

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By *erIndoorsWoman  over a year ago

Essex

Ah what a wonderful welcome!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Anyone else got cravings? I’ve got cravings… KFC… I don’t like KFC! TF? "

Quite.

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"Evening all x

MístyPèaks, so softly doth speaks, of the finest scent, she's sacrosanct."

Ooh plumage ruffled

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Well I can’t really say publicly what I did to all thee other Mary’s but rest assured I made sure each were rolled with love and care and meticulously enjoyed!!

Do you like Ølives, oh Queen?

Oh yes indeed ! This queen loves olives !

Does Nero?

You'll find my answer nestled somewhere here:

fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1410324

Mmmm but the big and I mean it’s the deal breaker for me !!!

Green olives or Black olives ???

On tenterhooks awaiting the reply

Black. They have an unmistakable 'umami' taste!

Nooooooooooooo you just shattered me Nero !!!!

out

Thats ok, I'll cut in!

black olives, just not fussed about green ones! "

It's both peculiar and delightful how one meets their future ex-wife on their ill-fated honeymoon.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Ah what a wonderful welcome!

"

Greetings! If my spelling is off, I blame the morphine

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"Evening all x

*booby hug

I’ll take any hugs going x. Thank you x

I have plenty hugs to give away nowadays…no one to give them to so they’ve been accumulating endlessly "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all x

*booby hug

I’ll take any hugs going x. Thank you x

I have plenty hugs to give away nowadays…no one to give them to so they’ve been accumulating endlessly

"

That means more for you, thought you might’ve been happy about it?

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"Ah what a wonderful welcome!

Greetings! If my spelling is off, I blame the morphine "

I hope it kicks in for you soon. For relief & sleep, not to ruin your spelling.

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"Evening all x

*booby hug

I’ll take any hugs going x. Thank you x

I have plenty hugs to give away nowadays…no one to give them to so they’ve been accumulating endlessly

That means more for you, thought you might’ve been happy about it? "

I’m not happy about you being sad though.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Green olives or Black olives ???

On tenterhooks awaiting the reply

Black. They have an unmistakable 'umami' taste!

Nooooooooooooo you just shattered me Nero !!!!

out

That has to be my shortest honeymoon ever!

I’m still in tears here Nero!!

Can’t believe how you shattered my entire life ! Why did you not tell me before the wedding ! How could you do this to me ! I’m heartbroken

"

I'm terribly sorry. I thought I was a gentleman. It turns out that I was thinking with my phallus. (I'm a 'genitalman')

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all x

*booby hug

I’ll take any hugs going x. Thank you x

I have plenty hugs to give away nowadays…no one to give them to so they’ve been accumulating endlessly

That means more for you, thought you might’ve been happy about it?

I’m not happy about you being sad though. "

Nothing we can do, can’t we?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Purple olives for the win."

Do you have Porphyria, oh Thesp'?

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By *lephantisMan  over a year ago

Oxford


"

I’m not happy about you being sad though. "

Schadenfreude avoider.

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By *injaprincessWoman  over a year ago

herehere


"Green olives or Black olives ???

On tenterhooks awaiting the reply

Black. They have an unmistakable 'umami' taste!

Nooooooooooooo you just shattered me Nero !!!!

out

That has to be my shortest honeymoon ever!

I’m still in tears here Nero!!

Can’t believe how you shattered my entire life ! Why did you not tell me before the wedding ! How could you do this to me ! I’m heartbroken

I'm terribly sorry. I thought I was a gentleman. It turns out that I was thinking with my phallus. (I'm a 'genitalman')"

I see that now!!! Alll that gentleman swooning you pulled out to hook me in!!

I feel violated!! I’m off to make brownies and I’m not sharing!

Everyone blame Nero!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening all the insommnias "

Dear Sirandslut¹°¹...a very good evening to you!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Morning all!"

Good evening/morning ·Måximum_fun·

Welcøme!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening night owls, newbie here having myself a very interesting week indeed. Nice to make your acquaintence.

Gööd ëvëning, °HerIndoors°

Welcome to the Nøcturnal fellowship. You are amongst friends and roguish dipsomaniacs. But they're all wonderful in their own inestimable way!

Thank you for taking the plunge and joining us.

By rogue, he means me

Fancy some chips?"

When the chips are down, Swing is your clown!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Purple olives for the win.

Do you have Porphyria, oh Thesp'?"

Very common in Spain and Italy.

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"

I’m not happy about you being sad though.

Schadenfreude avoider."

I am trying.

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

Buongiorno Nero. I should go to sleep but don't really feel like it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

I’m not happy about you being sad though.

Schadenfreude avoider.

I am trying. "

Well then give me booby hugs and don’t ignore me when I message you and I shall be fine

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By *injaprincessWoman  over a year ago

herehere


"Buongiorno Nero. I should go to sleep but don't really feel like it. "

Ohhh magneto ! A man of my fantasies for so long tbh I havnt seen you recently but then I’ve not been on recently either!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Ah what a wonderful welcome!"

Awww.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"A late entry from emergency ward 10 here. I've just had a massive dose of oramorph so hopefully will be able to get a bit of sleep. They need to invent new ways to alleviate pain in those of us who are impervious to the existing ones. I'm sure my liver and kidneys will fail before I actually achieve pain relief!

What did I do today? I stared at the wall. I tortured myself by having a shower. I had my bum inspected for bed sores 4 times ("perfect", declared the last nurse). I filled bags with pee and had them emptied.

Fun times, Nerø. Fun times

FFS KC², where on Earth did you spring from?? You could have at least donned yourself in your signature Lab Coat...for me. I have an appetite. It requires whetting, if you please.

What's the latest with the Bungalow?

And also... you're in hospital. And that means: free heating, bed and board (three meals a day including jelly, ice cream and lashings of ginger beer), power communal showers, free NHS WiFi, comfy bed, copies of moth-eaten and well-thumbed Women's Weekly et al.

Just for you, I've slipped into my lab coat.

To respond to the Honourable Gentleman's points:

- Bungalow - buyer is waiting for the local council to report back on searches. Seems like they're searching the the Holy grail, it's taking that long!

- Heating - excessive. Tonight I was provided with a fan. I could save the NHS squillions of pounds by turning the heating down a notch!

Bed - weird air mattress thingy because I'm an old lady at risk of bed sores apparently. Not my favourite.

Meals - exist. Contents unknown.

Ice cream - two words: lactose intolerance.

Shower - for special people like me, consists of a coffin-like cabin, just big enough for me to sit down sort of sideways. My knees touch the door. Water pressure adequate. Pain levels during - inadequate.

WiFi - no Fabbing allowed on the NHS WiFi, so it's 4G all the way.

Woman's Weekly - negative.

*Ends broadcast* "

I do enjoy your voluminous evening soliloquies! Thank you KC².

P.S. I remember when I fired up Fab on the NHS WiFi. The entire place went into Defcon 1 and total lockdown!

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"

I’m not happy about you being sad though.

Schadenfreude avoider.

I am trying.

Well then give me booby hugs and don’t ignore me when I message you and I shall be fine "

Ah. Apologies. I shall accept the hug and remedy my replying skills tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

I’m not happy about you being sad though.

Schadenfreude avoider.

I am trying.

Well then give me booby hugs and don’t ignore me when I message you and I shall be fine

Ah. Apologies. I shall accept the hug and remedy my replying skills tomorrow.

"

Oh no, not you love x you’re fine

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"

I’m not happy about you being sad though.

Schadenfreude avoider."

Epicaricacy averse.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Green olives or Black olives ???

On tenterhooks awaiting the reply

Black. They have an unmistakable 'umami' taste!

Nooooooooooooo you just shattered me Nero !!!!

out

That has to be my shortest honeymoon ever!

I’m still in tears here Nero!!

Can’t believe how you shattered my entire life ! Why did you not tell me before the wedding ! How could you do this to me ! I’m heartbroken

I'm terribly sorry. I thought I was a gentleman. It turns out that I was thinking with my phallus. (I'm a 'genitalman')

I see that now!!! Alll that gentleman swooning you pulled out to hook me in!!

I feel violated!! I’m off to make brownies and I’m not sharing!

Everyone blame Nero!

"

There's always tomorrow's Nocturnal. A chance for redemption.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Buongiorno Nero. I should go to sleep but don't really feel like it. "

Good evening Måggy! I'm just about to stick the dishwasher on and then head to bed.

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"

I’m not happy about you being sad though.

Schadenfreude avoider.

Epicaricacy averse."

Very much so!!!!

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By *injaprincessWoman  over a year ago

herehere


"Green olives or Black olives ???

On tenterhooks awaiting the reply

Black. They have an unmistakable 'umami' taste!

Nooooooooooooo you just shattered me Nero !!!!

out

That has to be my shortest honeymoon ever!

I’m still in tears here Nero!!

Can’t believe how you shattered my entire life ! Why did you not tell me before the wedding ! How could you do this to me ! I’m heartbroken

I'm terribly sorry. I thought I was a gentleman. It turns out that I was thinking with my phallus. (I'm a 'genitalman')

I see that now!!! Alll that gentleman swooning you pulled out to hook me in!!

I feel violated!! I’m off to make brownies and I’m not sharing!

Everyone blame Nero!

There's always tomorrow's Nocturnal. A chance for redemption."

Well I expect you to be redeeming yourself back into my good books!

I’ll eat it all otherwise !

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair

Bedtime.

Good night all!

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Evening night owls, newbie here having myself a very interesting week indeed. Nice to make your acquaintence.

Gööd ëvëning, °HerIndoors°

Welcome to the Nøcturnal fellowship. You are amongst friends and roguish dipsomaniacs. But they're all wonderful in their own inestimable way!

Thank you for taking the plunge and joining us.

By rogue, he means me

Fancy some chips?

When the chips are down, Swing is your clown! "

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"Bedtime.

Good night all!"

Good night, you charmer.

Dream well

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By *injaprincessWoman  over a year ago

herehere


"Bedtime.

Good night all!"

Sweet dreams

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Well I expect you to be redeeming yourself back into my good books!

I’ll eat it all otherwise ! "

This fåir maiden is very demanding!

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham


"Buongiorno Nero. I should go to sleep but don't really feel like it.

Good evening Måggy! I'm just about to stick the dishwasher on and then head to bed. "

Be careful putting that dishwasher on at night. Have a good kip.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

^^^ Did you know that "kip" means "chicken" in Dutch?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"^^^ Did you know that "kip" means "chicken" in Dutch? "

Have you had Any sleep!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wide awake debating on trying to get back to sleep or gym?

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By *ustincider888Man  over a year ago

Preston Ish

Good morning all.

It's now an early morning thread

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"^^^ Did you know that "kip" means "chicken" in Dutch?

Have you had Any sleep! "

Not much, no. I've just scoffed some more oramorph in the hope it'll allow me another hour or two

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"^^^ Did you know that "kip" means "chicken" in Dutch?

Have you had Any sleep!

Not much, no. I've just scoffed some more oramorph in the hope it'll allow me another hour or two "

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