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Anyone fancy make me my tea…..

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North

……… in exchange for a shag?

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"……… in exchange for a shag?

Love and Peace

"

not sure youd like my options lol

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North

* making FFS

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"……… in exchange for a shag?

Love and Peace

not sure youd like my options lol"

Your opinions are tame

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

If it’s a cup of tea then you’re in luck Rexy; cooking wise though….I’d steer well clear of me

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"If it’s a cup of tea then you’re in luck Rexy; cooking wise though….I’d steer well clear of me "

As long as there’s biscuits then I’ll allow you to wank me off

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"If it’s a cup of tea then you’re in luck Rexy; cooking wise though….I’d steer well clear of me

As long as there’s biscuits then I’ll allow you to wank me off "

Result!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"……… in exchange for a shag?

Love and Peace

"

One lump or two?

Lots of cream?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"If it’s a cup of tea then you’re in luck Rexy; cooking wise though….I’d steer well clear of me

As long as there’s biscuits then I’ll allow you to wank me off

Result! "

I’ll be round in a bit

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman  over a year ago

Naughty Lane


"……… in exchange for a shag?

Love and Peace

"

thinking about it

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"……… in exchange for a shag?

Love and Peace

One lump or two?

Lots of cream?"

Beggars can’t be choosers

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"……… in exchange for a shag?

Love and Peace

thinking about it "

Hurry up and think, I’m bloody starving here

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By *elly baby 69Woman  over a year ago

Plymouth


"……… in exchange for a shag?

Love and Peace

"

Yes please

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"……… in exchange for a shag?

Love and Peace

Yes please "

Oh! Hello again I’ll have the Fray Bentos pie please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't want a seabird, but I'll make you a crisp sandwich!

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By *oofy321Man  over a year ago

moon base zero


"If it’s a cup of tea then you’re in luck Rexy; cooking wise though….I’d steer well clear of me

As long as there’s biscuits then I’ll allow you to wank me off "

So biscuit in one hand and your cock in the other? Hope i don't dunk the wrong one

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"I don't want a seabird, but I'll make you a crisp sandwich! "

Yeah a seabird doesn't sound great, don't fancy one either.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I don't want a seabird, but I'll make you a crisp sandwich! "

I’d actually take that right at this minute

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By *elly baby 69Woman  over a year ago

Plymouth


"……… in exchange for a shag?

Love and Peace

Yes please

Oh! Hello again I’ll have the Fray Bentos pie please "

Would you like Gravy with that pie?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"If it’s a cup of tea then you’re in luck Rexy; cooking wise though….I’d steer well clear of me

As long as there’s biscuits then I’ll allow you to wank me off

So biscuit in one hand and your cock in the other? Hope i don't dunk the wrong one"

I like to live dangerously

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I don't want a seabird, but I'll make you a crisp sandwich!

Yeah a seabird doesn't sound great, don't fancy one either. "

Your knickers will drop one day

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"……… in exchange for a shag?

Love and Peace

Yes please

Oh! Hello again I’ll have the Fray Bentos pie please

Would you like Gravy with that pie?"

Ooohhh you definitely want me to do it proper with you, don’t ya?

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By *elly baby 69Woman  over a year ago

Plymouth


"……… in exchange for a shag?

Love and Peace

Yes please

Oh! Hello again I’ll have the Fray Bentos pie please

Would you like Gravy with that

pie?

Ooohhh you definitely want me to do it proper with you, don’t ya? "

I most certainly do..lovely bumping into you agin

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman  over a year ago

Naughty Lane


"……… in exchange for a shag?

Love and Peace

thinking about it

Hurry up and think, I’m bloody starving here "

Patience love patience.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"……… in exchange for a shag?

Love and Peace

Yes please

Oh! Hello again I’ll have the Fray Bentos pie please

Would you like Gravy with that

pie?

Ooohhh you definitely want me to do it proper with you, don’t ya?

I most certainly do..lovely bumping into you agin"

Fray Bentos and gravy it is

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"……… in exchange for a shag?

Love and Peace

thinking about it

Hurry up and think, I’m bloody starving here

Patience love patience. "

Bloody hurry up

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

I’ll cook you anything. For a chance of your brown sauce on my sausage.

The mr

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8


"If it’s a cup of tea then you’re in luck Rexy; cooking wise though….I’d steer well clear of me

As long as there’s biscuits then I’ll allow you to wank me off "

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

Milk and sugar? I only have decaffeinated I'm afraid.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You mean dinner. But no.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Did you ask Shag for his consent ?

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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I don’t like cooking I do like shagging though

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By *avexxMan  over a year ago

cheshire


"I don’t like cooking I do like shagging though "
,, good answer

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I’ll cook you anything. For a chance of your brown sauce on my sausage.

The mr "

All of a sudden I’ve turned vegetarian

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Milk and sugar? I only have decaffeinated I'm afraid. "

How did you know I don’t take caffeine?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You are out of luck, Mav's cooking tonight

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"You mean dinner. But no. "

No. I mean Tea. Dinner is served at dinner by dinner ladies. If they served it at Tea time they’d be called tea ladies FFS

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You mean dinner. But no.

No. I mean Tea. Dinner is served at dinner by dinner ladies. If they served it at Tea time they’d be called tea ladies FFS "

Come on Rex, you know I'm right. Stop arguing

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Did you ask Shag for his consent ? "

What he doesn’t know won’t hurt him

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I don’t like cooking I do like shagging though "

My undies have just fallen down

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"You are out of luck, Mav's cooking tonight "

Maybe some other time

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"You mean dinner. But no.

No. I mean Tea. Dinner is served at dinner by dinner ladies. If they served it at Tea time they’d be called tea ladies FFS

Come on Rex, you know I'm right. Stop arguing "

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"I don’t like cooking I do like shagging though

My undies have just fallen down "

wink, wink, still got it

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I don’t like cooking I do like shagging though

My undies have just fallen down

wink, wink, still got it "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don’t like cooking I do like shagging though "

I do like cooking, I don't like shagging though.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I will carefully bake you turkey dinosaurs, smiley faces and some Peppa Pig spaghetti hoops.

I don't even expect anything in return bestie. I love treating you like the king you are.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I don’t like cooking I do like shagging though

I do like cooking, I don't like shagging though. "

We know

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I will carefully bake you turkey dinosaurs, smiley faces and some Peppa Pig spaghetti hoops.

I don't even expect anything in return bestie. I love treating you like the king you are."

Can I have toast soldiers as well please

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