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"What would be your nightmare holiday, the worst possible scenario.
For me an all inclusive at a resort that only serves shit Brit beer and egg and chips."
That would fo me nicely! Can't be done with all that foreign stuff lol. |
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"Air dropped into the middle of the Sahara desert with nothing but a loo roll….
To put your dick in when you feel lonely ? "
 As I lay roasting and dehydrating in the suns merciless rays, I shall at least make use of the loo roll as you said and remember fondly whilst visualising our raunchy times spent together in our Fiat Picasso lover 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Air dropped into the middle of the Sahara desert with nothing but a loo roll….
To put your dick in when you feel lonely ?
As I lay roasting and dehydrating in the suns merciless rays, I shall at least make use of the loo roll as you said and remember fondly whilst visualising our raunchy times spent together in our Fiat Picasso lover
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Stop making me emotional with your beautiful words ! I miss our fiat Picasso but thought it was a Citroen Picasso. |
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"Air dropped into the middle of the Sahara desert with nothing but a loo roll….
To put your dick in when you feel lonely ?
As I lay roasting and dehydrating in the suns merciless rays, I shall at least make use of the loo roll as you said and remember fondly whilst visualising our raunchy times spent together in our Fiat Picasso lover
Stop making me emotional with your beautiful words ! I miss our fiat Picasso but thought it was a Citroen Picasso. "
 The heatstroke is clearly already kicking in here….remember me fondly my love   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Air dropped into the middle of the Sahara desert with nothing but a loo roll….
To put your dick in when you feel lonely ?
As I lay roasting and dehydrating in the suns merciless rays, I shall at least make use of the loo roll as you said and remember fondly whilst visualising our raunchy times spent together in our Fiat Picasso lover
Stop making me emotional with your beautiful words ! I miss our fiat Picasso but thought it was a Citroen Picasso.
The heatstroke is clearly already kicking in here….remember me fondly my love "
I will never forget about you and your lovely penis on that lovely body of yours.
You were not just a body though |
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"Air dropped into the middle of the Sahara desert with nothing but a loo roll….
To put your dick in when you feel lonely ?
As I lay roasting and dehydrating in the suns merciless rays, I shall at least make use of the loo roll as you said and remember fondly whilst visualising our raunchy times spent together in our Fiat Picasso lover
Stop making me emotional with your beautiful words ! I miss our fiat Picasso but thought it was a Citroen Picasso.
The heatstroke is clearly already kicking in here….remember me fondly my love
I will never forget about you and your lovely penis on that lovely body of yours.
You were not just a body though "
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Any holiday where there are loud Brits in Union Jack shorts, bulldog tattoos, egg and bacon for breakfast, egg and chips for lunch and gammon, egg and chips for tea at a Wetherspoons/Linekers/O'Neils pastiche pub with 24hr Engerland football matches on 50 screens. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Air dropped into the middle of the Sahara desert with nothing but a loo roll….
To put your dick in when you feel lonely ?
As I lay roasting and dehydrating in the suns merciless rays, I shall at least make use of the loo roll as you said and remember fondly whilst visualising our raunchy times spent together in our Fiat Picasso lover
Stop making me emotional with your beautiful words ! I miss our fiat Picasso but thought it was a Citroen Picasso.
The heatstroke is clearly already kicking in here….remember me fondly my love
I will never forget about you and your lovely penis on that lovely body of yours.
You were not just a body though
"
You two are so cute |
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"Air dropped into the middle of the Sahara desert with nothing but a loo roll….
To put your dick in when you feel lonely ?
As I lay roasting and dehydrating in the suns merciless rays, I shall at least make use of the loo roll as you said and remember fondly whilst visualising our raunchy times spent together in our Fiat Picasso lover
Stop making me emotional with your beautiful words ! I miss our fiat Picasso but thought it was a Citroen Picasso.
The heatstroke is clearly already kicking in here….remember me fondly my love
I will never forget about you and your lovely penis on that lovely body of yours.
You were not just a body though
You two are so cute "
Ours is a love story for the ages |
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