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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Today I saw an old man dropping his disabled wife off at a shop and a young man in a car infront told him he couldn't park there. The old bloke explained that he was about to pull into the young man's parking space as he was about to pull out anyway, but the young man gave him abuse and ordered him to park around the corner. There was plenty of room.
He went on to say he was a solicitor and his father was an accountant before calling him a stupid old man. Someone in the shop rolled their eyes at him and said he's been a cunt with lots of people.
Do you come across cunts where you live ?
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"Today I saw an old man dropping his disabled wife off at a shop and a young man in a car infront told him he couldn't park there. The old bloke explained that he was about to pull into the young man's parking space as he was about to pull out anyway, but the young man gave him abuse and ordered him to park around the corner. There was plenty of room.
He went on to say he was a solicitor and his father was an accountant before calling him a stupid old man. Someone in the shop rolled their eyes at him and said he's been a cunt with lots of people.
Do you come across cunts where you live ?
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Did you let that slide ? There's cunts everywhere .it's how you deal with them |
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"Today I saw an old man dropping his disabled wife off at a shop and a young man in a car infront told him he couldn't park there. The old bloke explained that he was about to pull into the young man's parking space as he was about to pull out anyway, but the young man gave him abuse and ordered him to park around the corner. There was plenty of room.
He went on to say he was a solicitor and his father was an accountant before calling him a stupid old man. Someone in the shop rolled their eyes at him and said he's been a cunt with lots of people.
Do you come across cunts where you live ?
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Every. Fucking. Day.
Sat in the priority seats on the trains and tubes, watching me struggle with a walking stick.
I've had some "interesting" conversations.
*smiling - "Excuse me, would you mind moving your bag please?"
*Cunt - "I'm saving it for my mate"
* Uses walking stick to point at Priority Seating Sign..... "Does your mate need a priority seat........."
Cunts.
Winston |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I was inside the shop. Part of me wishes I gave him a piece of my mind but with him being a solicitor he would of probably got me locked up, because once I start I can lose it a bit.
He's gone on to lots of people over minor things. He must think he's something special because he's a solicitor and his dad is an accountant.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"All the time. People talk to customer service like dirt sometimes... it's amazing how people act when they know they can't get punched in the throat for what they say.
LvM"
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"I was inside the shop. Part of me wishes I gave him a piece of my mind but with him being a solicitor he would of probably got me locked up, because once I start I can lose it a bit.
He's gone on to lots of people over minor things. He must think he's something special because he's a solicitor and his dad is an accountant.
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Am I missing something? How does his dad being an accountant give him an advantage in this situation? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was inside the shop. Part of me wishes I gave him a piece of my mind but with him being a solicitor he would of probably got me locked up, because once I start I can lose it a bit.
He's gone on to lots of people over minor things. He must think he's something special because he's a solicitor and his dad is an accountant.
Am I missing something? How does his dad being an accountant give him an advantage in this situation? "
No idea, but he felt the need to say it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was inside the shop. Part of me wishes I gave him a piece of my mind but with him being a solicitor he would of probably got me locked up, because once I start I can lose it a bit.
He's gone on to lots of people over minor things. He must think he's something special because he's a solicitor and his dad is an accountant.
Am I missing something? How does his dad being an accountant give him an advantage in this situation? "
Go Figure.  |
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"I was inside the shop. Part of me wishes I gave him a piece of my mind but with him being a solicitor he would of probably got me locked up, because once I start I can lose it a bit.
He's gone on to lots of people over minor things. He must think he's something special because he's a solicitor and his dad is an accountant.
Am I missing something? How does his dad being an accountant give him an advantage in this situation? "
Something doesn't add up here.....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I misread this as “Do you come across as a cunt”
You’d have to ask Winston 
Let's put it this way...... I'd bang you. And I'm picky.
Winston
*nocunto"
And I lasted past Christmas
*nocunto |
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"I misread this as “Do you come across as a cunt”
You’d have to ask Winston
Let's put it this way...... I'd bang you. And I'm picky.
Winston
*nocunto
And I lasted past Christmas
*nocunto"
I'm truly shocked. But...... a bets a bet. 
Winston |
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"I was inside the shop. Part of me wishes I gave him a piece of my mind but with him being a solicitor he would of probably got me locked up, because once I start I can lose it a bit.
He's gone on to lots of people over minor things. He must think he's something special because he's a solicitor and his dad is an accountant.
Am I missing something? How does his dad being an accountant give him an advantage in this situation?
No idea, but he felt the need to say it "
Maybe he was implying his Dad would sort him out + VAT. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"I misread this as “Do you come across as a cunt”
You’d have to ask Winston
Let's put it this way...... I'd bang you. And I'm picky.
Winston
*nocunto
And I lasted past Christmas
*nocunto
I'm truly shocked. But...... a bets a bet.
Winston "
Who won the sweep? |
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"I misread this as “Do you come across as a cunt”
You’d have to ask Winston
Let's put it this way...... I'd bang you. And I'm picky.
Winston
*nocunto
And I lasted past Christmas
*nocunto
I'm truly shocked. But...... a bets a bet.
Winston
Who won the sweep?"
Me. 
Collecting my prize soon.
Winston |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Today I saw an old man dropping his disabled wife off at a shop and a young man in a car infront told him he couldn't park there. The old bloke explained that he was about to pull into the young man's parking space as he was about to pull out anyway, but the young man gave him abuse and ordered him to park around the corner. There was plenty of room.
He went on to say he was a solicitor and his father was an accountant before calling him a stupid old man. Someone in the shop rolled their eyes at him and said he's been a cunt with lots of people.
Do you come across cunts where you live ?
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100% without a doubt I would have chinned him!
I couldn't care less what he did for a living or what his father did
100% knockout punch! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I misread this as “Do you come across as a cunt”
You’d have to ask Winston
Let's put it this way...... I'd bang you. And I'm picky.
Winston
*nocunto
And I lasted past Christmas
*nocunto
I'm truly shocked. But...... a bets a bet.
Winston
Who won the sweep?
Me.
Collecting my prize soon.
Winston "
Hang on, you said by Christmas. Nanna said by the end of the week!
I won  |
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"I misread this as “Do you come across as a cunt”
You’d have to ask Winston
Let's put it this way...... I'd bang you. And I'm picky.
Winston
*nocunto
And I lasted past Christmas
*nocunto
I'm truly shocked. But...... a bets a bet.
Winston
Who won the sweep?
Me.
Collecting my prize soon.
Winston
Hang on, you said by Christmas. Nanna said by the end of the week!
I won "
I don't get my winnings then? 
Winston |
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If the gentleman in question or his wife has a blue badge, he can park pretty much wherever they like providing they aren’t causing an obstruction, it’s no a red route, and there aren’t any yellow kerb markings.
I’d imagine the young idiot in question is in fact not a solicitor but rather a gobshite. And why does he think saying “Daddy is an accountant” will strengthen his argument? |
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"i work with a couple of cunts,,
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Only a couple?
My workplace is riddled with them. It's a veritable infestation.
I need the Piped Piper to lure them away to oblivion."
Just out of interest, what tune would the Pied Piper play? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Today I saw an old man dropping his disabled wife off at a shop and a young man in a car infront told him he couldn't park there. The old bloke explained that he was about to pull into the young man's parking space as he was about to pull out anyway, but the young man gave him abuse and ordered him to park around the corner. There was plenty of room.
He went on to say he was a solicitor and his father was an accountant before calling him a stupid old man. Someone in the shop rolled their eyes at him and said he's been a cunt with lots of people.
Do you come across cunts where you live ?
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Was this on a road in front of a shop, or a car park? |
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"i work with a couple of cunts,,
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Only a couple?
My workplace is riddled with them. It's a veritable infestation.
I need the Pied Piper to lure them away to oblivion.
Just out of interest, what tune would the Pied Piper play? "
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Land of Hope & Gory (sic). |
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"i work with a couple of cunts,,
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Only a couple?
My workplace is riddled with them. It's a veritable infestation.
I need the Pied Piper to lure them away to oblivion.
Just out of interest, what tune would the Pied Piper play?
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Land of Hope & Gory (sic). "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was inside the shop. Part of me wishes I gave him a piece of my mind but with him being a solicitor he would of probably got me locked up, because once I start I can lose it a bit.
He's gone on to lots of people over minor things. He must think he's something special because he's a solicitor and his dad is an accountant.
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Surely, unless he's actually representing someone, he shouldn't be hassling people. Unless he's seeing as it as some sort of civic duty.
Which basically means being a cunt. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can never let it go.
I can’t stand for cuntish behaviour.
It’s gotten me into a fair few quarrels over the years but I’m a pretty tidy fighter and have a black belt in Karate so it may help shape their future attitude. |
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Looks like I must be in the lucky position to live in a cunt-free zone.
Though anyone who feels insecure enough to shout (lie) about what their parents to is as pathetic as the old "do you know who I am"?
And anyway, who IS Ronnie Pickering? |
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Not sure if this one qualifies as "c*nt" or just "arsehole", but a woman around our way who uses one of those electric shopping carts takes her dog out a couple of times a day. Nothing wrong with that on the surface, but her dog is elderly and she goes too bloody fast for the poor little bastard to keep up, and is always being dragged along by the neck.
A load of people have complained about her actions, both officially and to her face, and she just snaps back that it's none of their business.
Authorities are shy about doing anything, as she is listed as having disabilities - which are all physical, and she's just an arsehole who shouldn't be allowed to have a dog. |
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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago
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Last one was at a parkrun a few months ago. Forcibly shoulder barged me twice to force me out of his way so he could overtake on my inside, I reckon it saved him a few metres and about a second, then he called me a wanker presumably for not getting out of his way after the first shoulder barge.
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
NW London |
"I live in London, so what do you think? 
Luckily here we keep them all in one place.
It's called the Palace of Westminster.
Unfortunately not true "
Yeah, there is the London Mayor's office also |
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"i work with a couple of cunts,,
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Only a couple?
My workplace is riddled with them. It's a veritable infestation.
I need the Piped Piper to lure them away to oblivion.
Just out of interest, what tune would the Pied Piper play? "
Sweet Caroline? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just spent 2 months working for a cunt, last week I gave that cunt the finger... Now I'm the cunt with no job
Cherry x "
Sorry but I have to laugh
Hope you find employment soon |
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"I just spent 2 months working for a cunt, last week I gave that cunt the finger... Now I'm the cunt with no job
Cherry x
Sorry but I have to laugh
Hope you find employment soon "
Thank you
Cherry x |
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"I was inside the shop. Part of me wishes I gave him a piece of my mind but with him being a solicitor he would of probably got me locked up, because once I start I can lose it a bit.
He's gone on to lots of people over minor things. He must think he's something special because he's a solicitor and his dad is an accountant.
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Abuse on the highway is punishable by law. Verbal abuse in a shop is not. |
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A d*unken gay guy in a gay bar slagging me off for crossdressing in the bar. I wasn’t wearing anything that you’d call inappropriate. His mates dragged (Drag, get it ? ) him away and apologised, one actually offered to buy me a drink.
That guy called his mate a ‘cunt’ for his outburst and behaviour. I agreed.
So in that situation I met a cunt and a decent person, they live amongst us, but in my opinion more decent people than cunts, out there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A d*unken gay guy in a gay bar slagging me off for crossdressing in the bar. I wasn’t wearing anything that you’d call inappropriate. His mates dragged (Drag, get it ? ) him away and apologised, one actually offered to buy me a drink.
That guy called his mate a ‘cunt’ for his outburst and behaviour. I agreed.
So in that situation I met a cunt and a decent person, they live amongst us, but in my opinion more decent people than cunts, out there. "
It could just be that he's someone that really can't take his booze.
Some people are like that. They become totally different people when d*unk but are really nice when sober. |
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By *XZRMan
over a year ago
Highland |
Seems to be a new generation of super cunt emerging. Most of them still in school, dropping litter, abusing anyone that challenges them, walking 3 abreast on pavements forcing elderly people into the road, sitting in priority seats on trains, feet on seats, phones on loud pinging every 2 seconds, watching films with volume up. Their cuntish parents/social media and 'celebrity culture' are to blame....cunts are here to stay I'm afraid. Just got to hope karma gets them. |
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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago
Market Harborough / Kettering |
I love this one !! Yes!! Every fucking day in London!! Everyone is walking along whilst staring at their phones, nobody is polite anymore as they walk straight at you as if you weren't there and there is simply no respect! I don't like the C word but now I'm starting to appreciate it more and more !! |
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" I don't like the C word but now I'm starting to appreciate it more and more !! "
Agreed. I get around it by using rhyming slang. As you all know a 'berk' derives from the Berkeley Hunt.
However I like to use extended rhyming slang so am somewhat partial to calling said persons a
'Barclay(sic) James Hunt'.
With apologies to any now divided rock groups or deceased racing drivers. |
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" I don't like the C word but now I'm starting to appreciate it more and more !!
Agreed. I get around it by using rhyming slang. As you all know a 'berk' derives from the Berkeley Hunt.
However I like to use extended rhyming slang so am somewhat partial to calling said persons a
'Barclay(sic) James Hunt'.
With apologies to any now divided rock groups or deceased racing drivers."
Kenny Everett's old spoonerism, "Cupid Stunt" would also suffice. |
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