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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
Tom has just noticed that the crab meat paste that he bought from a chain shop called Morrisons has 35% minced haddock and only 20% crab with added sprat. Surely it should be called haddock paste. Another example of rip off Britain. Is Brexit to blame for this? What's going on here guys. |
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"Tom has just noticed that the crab meat paste that he bought from a chain shop called Morrisons has 35% minced haddock and only 20% crab with added sprat. Surely it should be called haddock paste. Another example of rip off Britain. Is Brexit to blame for this? What's going on here guys. "
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Go back to the 80s and it was the same, nothing to do with being in or out of Europe. If you're pissed at this then you'd be positively seething if you saw what's in crab sticks (or what's not).
What's going on here? Nothing out of the ordinary Tom. Case and thread closed. Next. |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
Clearly Brexit Tom.
When we were in the EU, the EU definition of a crab was "a crustacean, found chiefly on seashores, with a broad carapace, stalked eyes, and five pairs of legs, the first pair of which are modified as pincers".
Now we're free from all that EU bureaucratic craziness, the UK is free to classify a crab as "anything that is in the sea"; your lucky that your "crab paste" didn't consist entirely of an old oil drum and driftwood. |
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"Any Northerners go into your local Morrison shop and check in t by e in ingredients on my their crab paste...
Rip off "
Surely Tom knows Northerners only eat meat pies, Yorkshire puddings and whippets in flat caps...none of your fancy Southern crab paste?  |
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By *.T.Man
over a year ago
Near the airport |
"Tom has just noticed that the crab meat paste that he bought from a chain shop called Morrisons has 35% minced haddock and only 20% crab with added sprat. Surely it should be called haddock paste. Another example of rip off Britain. Is Brexit to blame for this? What's going on here guys. "
Just wait until you find out fish don't have hands.... |
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"Tom has just noticed that the crab meat paste that he bought from a chain shop called Morrisons has 35% minced haddock and only 20% crab with added sprat. Surely it should be called haddock paste. Another example of rip off Britain. Is Brexit to blame for this? What's going on here guys.
Just wait until you find out fish don't have hands...."
Don't be silly- where do you think fish fingers come from?  |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
Morden |
"Tom has just noticed that the crab meat paste that he bought from a chain shop called Morrisons has 35% minced haddock and only 20% crab with added sprat. Surely it should be called haddock paste. Another example of rip off Britain. Is Brexit to blame for this? What's going on here guys.
Just wait until you find out fish don't have hands...."
Just wait until he finds out there's no crab in crab sticks. |
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over a year ago
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"Tom has just noticed that the crab meat paste that he bought from a chain shop called Morrisons has 35% minced haddock and only 20% crab with added sprat. Surely it should be called haddock paste. Another example of rip off Britain. Is Brexit to blame for this? What's going on here guys. "
The crab flavour will overpower the other ingredients. So it still tastes like crab
Were it made solely from crab the price would escalate to the point it would not sell.
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"Tom has just noticed that the crab meat paste that he bought from a chain shop called Morrisons has 35% minced haddock and only 20% crab with added sprat. Surely it should be called haddock paste. Another example of rip off Britain. Is Brexit to blame for this? What's going on here guys. "
Are you still trying to spread brexit hatred…. |
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"Tom has just noticed that the crab meat paste that he bought from a chain shop called Morrisons has 35% minced haddock and only 20% crab with added sprat. Surely it should be called haddock paste. Another example of rip off Britain. Is Brexit to blame for this? What's going on here guys.
Just wait until you find out fish don't have hands....
Just wait until he finds out there's no crab in crab sticks. "
Surely there's a claws in doing that? |
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"Tom has just noticed that the crab meat paste that he bought from a chain shop called Morrisons has 35% minced haddock and only 20% crab with added sprat. Surely it should be called haddock paste. Another example of rip off Britain. Is Brexit to blame for this? What's going on here guys.
The crab flavour will overpower the other ingredients. So it still tastes like crab
Were it made solely from crab the price would escalate to the point it would not sell.
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You could tone it down with squashed Indian people- it’s not as strong tasting but still full of crushed Asian  |
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"Any Northerners go into your local Morrison shop and check in t by e in ingredients on my their crab paste...
Rip off "
My whippet loves it as do all of my racing pigeons…Morrisons is too much of a high end retailer for most of us northerners - we tend to trade directly with growers and use the tried and tested bartering system - at a push we might go to lidl for the posh stuff!!  |
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"Clearly Brexit Tom.
When we were in the EU, the EU definition of a crab was "a crustacean, found chiefly on seashores, with a broad carapace, stalked eyes, and five pairs of legs, the first pair of which are modified as pincers".
Now we're free from all that EU bureaucratic craziness, the UK is free to classify a crab as "anything that is in the sea"; your lucky that your "crab paste" didn't consist entirely of an old oil drum and driftwood."
Luckily since brexit we can reclaim the seas and stop the Spanish stealing all our crabs (or something like that) |
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"Any Northerners go into your local Morrison shop and check in t by e in ingredients on my their crab paste...
Rip off
My whippet loves it as do all of my racing pigeons…Morrisons is too much of a high end retailer for most of us northerners - we tend to trade directly with growers and use the tried and tested bartering system - at a push we might go to lidl for the posh stuff!! "
Have you tried it on your ferrets yet? |
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"Any Northerners go into your local Morrison shop and check in t by e in ingredients on my their crab paste...
Rip off
My whippet loves it as do all of my racing pigeons…Morrisons is too much of a high end retailer for most of us northerners - we tend to trade directly with growers and use the tried and tested bartering system - at a push we might go to lidl for the posh stuff!!
Have you tried it on your ferrets yet? "
Oooh now theres a thought…. |
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