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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anal missionary and fancy hot chocolate afterwards 
"Dr Livingstone I presume?"
Certainly not Mother Theresa I hope  "
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"I’d like a dog.
One of those cute fluffy ones to keep me company.
I’d take it everywhere with me.
I think they are called cockerpoo.
I’d like to name it crocodile in honour of Paul hogan."
Even better... a crocodile and poodle mix... a croco-poo. "Does your dog bite?" " too f'in right it does! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Single so no gifts for me. But the best birthday present from the ex was a dishwasher"
I would get told off for that - bought an air fryer and had to just count it as a purchase rather than a present.
Next time I may get a maid!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Single so no gifts for me. But the best birthday present from the ex was a dishwasher
How romantic
There is a reason why I'm single "
Haha I see it now |
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"I’d like a dog.
One of those cute fluffy ones to keep me company.
I’d take it everywhere with me.
I think they are called cockerpoo.
I’d like to name it crocodile in honour of Paul hogan.
Even better... a crocodile and poodle mix... a croco-poo. "Does your dog bite?" " too f'in right it does!"
Crocopoo was my thought pattern too.
We have so much in common  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A willing partner would be good in a first place."
I anticipate that your inbox will now be flooded with applicants (make sure you have a wish list and ensure that they know the first meet is your b'day so a present from the list is required) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's my birthday this week, and my present is going to the club at the weekend - we haven't been in such a long time, I'm looking forward to it, although no expectations for anyone joining us.  |
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"Single so no gifts for me. But the best birthday present from the ex was a dishwasher
How romantic
There is a reason why I'm single "
I’d gift wrap and hand deliver a vegan sausage roll to you if I knew when your birthday was |
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"Anal missionary and fancy hot chocolate afterwards
In front of family whilst cutting the cake?
Oh god no.
We don't mix food and sex."
Good shout, crumbs or even a dribble of hot chocolate in the wrong place could burn |
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"A willing partner would be good in a first place.
I anticipate that your inbox will now be flooded with applicants (make sure you have a wish list and ensure that they know the first meet is your b'day so a present from the list is required)"
Anyone who will message me from now will get my Amazon wish list link.
That’s genius, actually.
Thanks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A willing partner would be good in a first place.
I anticipate that your inbox will now be flooded with applicants (make sure you have a wish list and ensure that they know the first meet is your b'day so a present from the list is required)
Anyone who will message me from now will get my Amazon wish list link.
That’s genius, actually.
Thanks."
You're welcome. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Doesn’t necessarily have to be something expensive, I’d rather have something that showed they put thought into, so something I had mentioned that I needed or liked. |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"I’d like a dog.
One of those cute fluffy ones to keep me company.
I’d take it everywhere with me.
I think they are called cockerpoo.
I’d like to name it crocodile in honour of Paul hogan.
Even better... a crocodile and poodle mix... a croco-poo. "Does your dog bite?" " too f'in right it does!
Crocopoo was my thought pattern too.
We have so much in common "
Yes we do, just checked out your profile; can you guess what I'm thinking now?  |
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"I love to get flowers, especially tulips, but no chrysanthamums, they smell awful to me and remind me of funerals. "
Don't forget to out them on the piano
As supposedly tulips on your organ gives great pleasure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Assuming my partner is a public-spirited, philanthropic multi-millionaire, she can buy me a ski chalet.
Failing that, it's anything that shows they've thought about you, I think."
Don’t steal mine. You can have the damn ski chalet |
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"Assuming my partner is a public-spirited, philanthropic multi-millionaire, she can buy me a ski chalet.
Failing that, it's anything that shows they've thought about you, I think.
Don’t steal mine. You can have the damn ski chalet "
Note to self: read thread before posting!
But I'll take the ski chalet. She can keep her kind thoughts for the next chump. |
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8AM .. Wake me up with a blow job and a coffee and plump up my pillows with silk pillow cases ...
9AM .. Bring me breakfast on a silver tray followed by a perfectly executed massage ..
11AM .. Check out of the Savoy
1PM .. Surprise me with two tickets to a West Ham game
1.01PM .. Explain you're not coming to the game and you'll have a pint ready in a couple of hours.
4PM .. Drink Pint
5PM .. Buy me dinner , ill even let them choose where .
6PM .. Explain we are meeting her best mate for a threesome as she lives down the road ..
6.15PM .. Have threesome
6.20PM .. Back to the Pub
10.59PM .. Leave Pub
11.30PM.. Back to hers where I sleep soundly whilst she lightly plays with my hair all night .........
Nothing too extravagant  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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^ genius and so well thought out.
I'd like undivided attention. No logging on to fab, no Tinder, nothing like that. A good meal, a hair brush. Lots of kisses. Maybe sex, maybe not. Just the sheer joy of being in someone's company who cares about me. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
I can't think of anything.
When I had a partner I didn't get cards or gifts very often, and they were usually something someone else went a bought on his behalf.
It would probably be a day trip to London that he has organised ; starting with a boat ride on the Thames.
Maybe a small picnic brunch in Greenwich Park-weather permitting-then a train to the Zoo.
Maybe a museum or two then a late dinner in a little Italian restaurant.
A walk around Covent Garden then the Embankment as it gets dark, then a few drinks in a cosy pub to end the day with.
Failing that, a 3 day trip to Italy |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"I can't think of anything.
When I had a partner I didn't get cards or gifts very often, and they were usually something someone else went a bought on his behalf.
It would probably be a day trip to London that he has organised ; starting with a boat ride on the Thames.
Maybe a small picnic brunch in Greenwich Park-weather permitting-then a train to the Zoo.
Maybe a museum or two then a late dinner in a little Italian restaurant.
A walk around Covent Garden then the Embankment as it gets dark, then a few drinks in a cosy pub to end the day with.
Failing that, a 3 day trip to Italy "
A visit to The British Library might be nice. I haven't been there yet. |
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"I can't think of anything.
When I had a partner I didn't get cards or gifts very often, and they were usually something someone else went a bought on his behalf.
It would probably be a day trip to London that he has organised ; starting with a boat ride on the Thames.
Maybe a small picnic brunch in Greenwich Park-weather permitting-then a train to the Zoo.
Maybe a museum or two then a late dinner in a little Italian restaurant.
A walk around Covent Garden then the Embankment as it gets dark, then a few drinks in a cosy pub to end the day with.
Failing that, a 3 day trip to Italy
A visit to The British Library might be nice. I haven't been there yet."
You must - it's a lovely space (and a good cafe, which tells you about my priorities!). |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
I'm single not just fab single and have been for about 14 years now. Can't actually remember how if feels to be in a relationship.
A spa weekend away would differently hit the spot right now |
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