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"You don't have to lie to me for me to want to lick you." Very much what she said  | |||
"Where shall I lick good sir? "I'll send you some foot shavings | |||
"Not if you taste like After Eights...." What's wrong with them?  | |||
"Where shall I lick good sir?
I'll send you some foot shavings "Mmmm….Cadbury’s Flake  | |||
"You don't have to lie to me for me to want to lick you." It's not fibbing if I didn't actually say it  | |||
"White, milk, or dark? " Depends what bit is being licked | |||
"Where shall I lick good sir?
I'll send you some foot shavings
Mmmm….Cadbury’s Flake "Other flakes are available  | |||
"Not if you taste like After Eights.... What's wrong with them? "Work of the devil... | |||
"Taste like chocolate, would you lick me? "All over? Or is it like a treasure hunt. Need to keep looking/licking for clues? | |||
"Not if you taste like After Eights.... What's wrong with them?
Work of the devil..."It's about time they made milk chocolate ones | |||
"Taste like chocolate, would you lick me?
All over? Or is it like a treasure hunt. Need to keep looking/licking for clues? "There's really only one way to find out | |||
"Taste like chocolate, would you lick me? "• Umm, I would simply offer you some sweet red wine, some Grey Goose vodka, Blue jolly rancher and some coconut water.  | |||
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"White, milk, or dark? Depends what bit is being licked " Very tempting! | |||
"Taste like chocolate, would you lick me?
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Umm, I would simply offer you some sweet red wine, some Grey Goose vodka, Blue jolly rancher and some coconut water. "I'm happy to accept those gifts, thank you  | |||
"No... what if you're lying?? "But what if I'm not, I could be a walking willy wonka factory | |||
"No... what if you're lying??
But what if I'm not, I could be a walking willy wonka factory "Well I do like nuts covered in chocolate | |||
"White, milk, or dark? Depends what bit is being licked Very tempting! " I haven't even mentioned my cherry flavoured nipples yet | |||
"No... what if you're lying??
But what if I'm not, I could be a walking willy wonka factory
Well I do like nuts covered in chocolate "Like chocolate Brazils? | |||
"You don't have to lie to me for me to want to lick you." If l said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me ?? | |||
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"Taste like chocolate, would you lick me? "Hell yes  | |||
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"Yep. As long as you don’t drop a chocolate log "I almost cho ked on my coffee | |||
"I'd do more than lick. "Come here so I can squeeze your lemon out | |||
"Are you past your best before date? "In this climate I last longer | |||
"Taste like chocolate, would you lick me? "No but if you were short bread then that would be another matter | |||
"Dammit - I’m not a chocolate lover "That's just weird | |||
"Taste like chocolate, would you lick me? "only if you had an epipen allergy needle to jab me with because I'm allergic to chocolate. | |||
"Taste like chocolate, would you lick me?
Hell yes "Someone is thirsty | |||
"Yep. As long as you don’t drop a chocolate log "Only on a Monday | |||
"Yep. As long as you don’t drop a chocolate log
I almost cho ked on my coffee "Check it for floaters | |||
"Taste like chocolate, would you lick me?
No but if you were short bread then that would be another matter "I'm happy to top myself with it, hang on that sounds wrong
I'll sprinkle crumbs over myself | |||
"Yep. As long as you don’t drop a chocolate log
Only on a Monday "So as long as it’s Tuesday - Sunday it’s all good | |||
"Taste like chocolate, would you lick me?
only if you had an epipen allergy needle to jab me with because I'm allergic to chocolate."Wow that is cruel | |||
"Yep. As long as you don’t drop a chocolate log
Only on a Monday
So as long as it’s Tuesday - Sunday it’s all good "I don't know, it gets risky the day before. Don't press on my stomach | |||
"Are you past your best before date?
In this climate I last longer "Good to know. I'll make sure I store you correctly then | |||
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"Taste like chocolate, would you lick me?
No but if you were short bread then that would be another matter
I'm happy to top myself with it, hang on that sounds wrong
I'll sprinkle crumbs over myself "Glad you changed your wording | |||
"Are you past your best before date?
In this climate I last longer
Good to know. I'll make sure I store you correctly then "I need to be kept in a dark damp place, special requirements | |||
"Chocolate salty balls?" Sometimes I guess | |||
"Taste like chocolate, would you lick me?
No but if you were short bread then that would be another matter
I'm happy to top myself with it, hang on that sounds wrong
I'll sprinkle crumbs over myself
Glad you changed your wording "You can't be too careful here | |||
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"Do we store you in the fridge or a cupboard? " Please read storage instructions above my left nipple | |||
"Do we store you in the fridge or a cupboard? Please read storage instructions above my left nipple "  | |||
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"Depends. Are you all one flavour (if so what) or are different parts different flavours?" Different types, I'm like a special yorkie but this one is only for girls | |||
"Are you sweet like chocolate? " I'm delightful | |||
"Are you past your best before date?
In this climate I last longer
Good to know. I'll make sure I store you correctly then
I need to be kept in a dark damp place, special requirements "Do you taste better at room temperature? | |||
"Are you past your best before date?
In this climate I last longer
Good to know. I'll make sure I store you correctly then
I need to be kept in a dark damp place, special requirements
Do you taste better at room temperature?"Definitely, always taste good though | |||
"Chocolate salty balls? Sometimes I guess "Not a fan of SouthPark? | |||
"Chocolate salty balls?" You know what to do with those... | |||
"Chocolate salty balls? You know what to do with those... "If they're fresh and tasty they're for me | |||
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"I don’t like chocolate. Even more so now op !! "Would you like it more if I melted some and poured it over my naked breasts? | |||
"Chocolate salty balls? You know what to do with those...
If they're fresh and tasty they're for me "Packed full of vitamins and good for you... | |||
"Chocolate salty balls? Sometimes I guess
Not a fan of SouthPark?"Awesome tune | |||
"Chocolate salty balls? Sometimes I guess
Not a fan of SouthPark?"I knew where you got it from, everyone knows Chef | |||
"I don’t like chocolate. Even more so now op !! "Cheers Woody | |||
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"I'm in, but only if you lick me in return. " That's a deal | |||
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"My butt cheeks taste like cinnamon buns !!! " With currents? | |||
"I don’t like chocolate. Even more so now op !!
Cheers Woody "Hi5. | |||
"I don’t like chocolate. Even more so now op !!
Would you like it more if I melted some and poured it over my naked breasts?"I suddenly crave chocolate for some reason. | |||
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"I like a bit of chocolate but I've just decided to cut down my sugar intake OP " I'm way too sweet | |||
"Of course. I’d have to give it a go to test the theory. The mr " I'll send you some shavings | |||
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"What kinda chocolate though ? " I'm like a chocolate factory | |||
"What kinda chocolate though ? I'm like a chocolate factory "Fuck yeah !! Put your chocolatey starfish on my baguette ! | |||
"What kinda chocolate though ? I'm like a chocolate factory
Fuck yeah !! Put your chocolatey starfish on my baguette ! " | |||
