They make them like that because men like beer and crisps so when a women takes her pad off a man hears it after a couple beers and runs like roadrunner cause he thinks you are opening that packet of crisps  |
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"They make them like that because men like beer and crisps so when a women takes her pad off a man hears it after a couple beers and runs like roadrunner cause he thinks you are opening that packet of crisps "
Ah...I see.. |
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Not sure which ones you use, but I had an allergic reaction to the crappy scents they add to Always pads etc, so started using Natracare unbleached ones. They also make tampons etc. The packaging is biodegradable and it doesn't rustle or make a noise. Highly recommend  |
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"Oh….I thought that this was a thread devoted to those curious folk who consume crisps whilst sat on the John.
(I am not one of them for the record) "
You are you told me haha
Your words were I love taking a crap whilst eating cheese and onion crisps because I love the smell |
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"Why do manufacturers make sanitary protection that sounds like you are opening a packet of crisps..
No matter how careful you are it still rustles..  "
Have to Skips this thread, wasn't what I thought it was going to be about |
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"Oh….I thought that this was a thread devoted to those curious folk who consume crisps whilst sat on the John.
(I am not one of them for the record)
You are you told me haha
Your words were I love taking a crap whilst eating cheese and onion crisps because I love the smell "
 And beef monster munch to; the smell is oddly similar both when they go in my mouth and when they eventually come out the other end…. |
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"Oh….I thought that this was a thread devoted to those curious folk who consume crisps whilst sat on the John.
(I am not one of them for the record)
You are you told me haha
Your words were I love taking a crap whilst eating cheese and onion crisps because I love the smell
And beef monster munch to; the smell is oddly similar both when they go in my mouth and when they eventually come out the other end…. "
Haha knew it that's like me and pickle onion monster munch or space raiders |
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"Why do manufacturers make sanitary protection that sounds like you are opening a packet of crisps..
No matter how careful you are it still rustles.. "
No idea why, probably the same person is in charge of wrapping as decided the best way to advertise them was showing women in tiny white shorts roller skating  . |
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"Why do manufacturers make sanitary protection that sounds like you are opening a packet of crisps..
No matter how careful you are it still rustles..
No idea why, probably the same person is in charge of wrapping as decided the best way to advertise them was showing women in tiny white shorts roller skating . "
With her legs open wearing skin tight clothing ... Don't forget we need to see the area that is being protected or we wouldn't know what they were for.
Or the fact that once a month women just can't wait to get out and ice skate / play football / roller skate / climb rocks... |
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"Why do manufacturers make sanitary protection that sounds like you are opening a packet of crisps..
No matter how careful you are it still rustles..
No idea why, probably the same person is in charge of wrapping as decided the best way to advertise them was showing women in tiny white shorts roller skating .
With her legs open wearing skin tight clothing ... Don't forget we need to see the area that is being protected or we wouldn't know what they were for.
Or the fact that once a month women just can't wait to get out and ice skate / play football / roller skate / climb rocks... "
I think they're trying not so subtly to point out to us wimmin that you can trust their product not to leak. I sometimes wonder if the advertising people ever talk to an actual menstruating person. |
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"Why do manufacturers make sanitary protection that sounds like you are opening a packet of crisps..
No matter how careful you are it still rustles..
No idea why, probably the same person is in charge of wrapping as decided the best way to advertise them was showing women in tiny white shorts roller skating .
With her legs open wearing skin tight clothing ... Don't forget we need to see the area that is being protected or we wouldn't know what they were for.
Or the fact that once a month women just can't wait to get out and ice skate / play football / roller skate / climb rocks... "
Can’t wait to go and do karate every month to be fair |
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"Why do manufacturers make sanitary protection that sounds like you are opening a packet of crisps..
No matter how careful you are it still rustles..
No idea why, probably the same person is in charge of wrapping as decided the best way to advertise them was showing women in tiny white shorts roller skating .
With her legs open wearing skin tight clothing ... Don't forget we need to see the area that is being protected or we wouldn't know what they were for.
Or the fact that once a month women just can't wait to get out and ice skate / play football / roller skate / climb rocks... "
Well, sanitary protection should allow women to ice skate/play football etc during their period. Gone are the days when we were expected to hide away for the duration and do nothing. |
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"Why do manufacturers make sanitary protection that sounds like you are opening a packet of crisps..
No matter how careful you are it still rustles..
No idea why, probably the same person is in charge of wrapping as decided the best way to advertise them was showing women in tiny white shorts roller skating .
With her legs open wearing skin tight clothing ... Don't forget we need to see the area that is being protected or we wouldn't know what they were for.
Or the fact that once a month women just can't wait to get out and ice skate / play football / roller skate / climb rocks...
I think they're trying not so subtly to point out to us wimmin that you can trust their product not to leak. I sometimes wonder if the advertising people ever talk to an actual menstruating person. "
My other just curls up in a ball with a hot water bottle for 3 days. |
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"Why do manufacturers make sanitary protection that sounds like you are opening a packet of crisps..
No matter how careful you are it still rustles.. "
With a non-gender specific toilet at my local climbing centre, if I hear the plastic rustling I can never tell if it's a lady sorting out good old mother nature or some dude settling down for the long haul and about to fight off one of King Kongs fingers from his bowels. 
I do always encourage them with a cheeky "who does number 2 work for?" Just incase. |
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