"So apparently it turns out that boobs, seeing and feeling, are mood raisers and make other people happy. Who knew!
Oh how sad I am tonight...  "
I'd say you could get some endorphins here, but Liverpool rules it out. |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
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"So apparently it turns out that boobs, seeing and feeling, are mood raisers and make other people happy. Who knew!
Oh how sad I am tonight...
I'd say you could get some endorphins here, but Liverpool rules it out."
Harsh!... Unless you mean distance  |
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Listen, if anyone wants to touch my boobs to see if this study is bullshit then you are more than welcome to meet me at the secret spot we all know of because we are hard-core swingers. If I can make even one man happy for 3 seconds I will have served my purpose as a female. |
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"hey, i offered you boobs AND dinner... so tis your own fault really Px
Wait!? What!? Boobs were offered?! I thought it was just dinner! "
well you were bringing me sausage.. i thought it was only fair to reciprocate with chebs.
im nothing if not fair  Px |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
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"Listen, if anyone wants to touch my boobs to see if this study is bullshit then you are more than welcome to meet me at the secret spot we all know of because we are hard-core swingers. If I can make even one man happy for 3 seconds I will have served my purpose as a female."
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"Listen, if anyone wants to touch my boobs to see if this study is bullshit then you are more than welcome to meet me at the secret spot we all know of because we are hard-core swingers. If I can make even one man happy for 3 seconds I will have served my purpose as a female.
Promise not to leave me in a ditch with a one of my kidneys missing? "
I'm not promising anything.
These are dark times... there is no denying. Our world has perhaps, faced no greater threat than it does today.
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"hey, i offered you boobs AND dinner... so tis your own fault really Px
Your boobs could end hostilities in the Middle East, that's how good they are "
this made me laugh out loud!
i think you should change your name to 'Hostilities in the Middle East'  Px |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
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"Listen, if anyone wants to touch my boobs to see if this study is bullshit then you are more than welcome to meet me at the secret spot we all know of because we are hard-core swingers. If I can make even one man happy for 3 seconds I will have served my purpose as a female.
Promise not to leave me in a ditch with a one of my kidneys missing?
I'm not promising anything.
These are dark times... there is no denying. Our world has perhaps, faced no greater threat than it does today.
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What is the threat!? Is it bad? |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
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"hey, i offered you boobs AND dinner... so tis your own fault really Px
Wait!? What!? Boobs were offered?! I thought it was just dinner!
well you were bringing me sausage.. i thought it was only fair to reciprocate with chebs.
im nothing if not fair Px "
I'll bring you all the big sausage you need |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
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"hey, i offered you boobs AND dinner... so tis your own fault really Px
Your boobs could end hostilities in the Middle East, that's how good they are "
They are what got us in to this mess in the first place! |
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"hey, i offered you boobs AND dinner... so tis your own fault really Px
Your boobs could end hostilities in the Middle East, that's how good they are
this made me laugh out loud!
i think you should change your name to 'Hostilities in the Middle East' Px "
Under the right circumstances they could end me, if I was being smothered to death by them I might let it happen. I can think of worse ways to go. |
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Boobs are inanimate sacks “Breasts are made of fat, glands, and connective tissue, yet with nipples they have the wonderful ability to nourish babies and infants”.
Personally I am a big fan, but overall it is who they are attached to.......the intellect, empathy and personality of the individual......that makes boobs more than they are alone!  |
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By *aitonel OP Man
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"Boobs are inanimate sacks “Breasts are made of fat, glands, and connective tissue, yet with nipples they have the wonderful ability to nourish babies and infants”.
Personally I am a big fan, but overall it is who they are attached to.......the intellect, empathy and personality of the individual......that makes boobs more than they are alone! "
You clearly don't know boobs very well! Minds of their own and very demanding |
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"Boobs are inanimate sacks “Breasts are made of fat, glands, and connective tissue, yet with nipples they have the wonderful ability to nourish babies and infants”.
Personally I am a big fan, but overall it is who they are attached to.......the intellect, empathy and personality of the individual......that makes boobs more than they are alone! "
Ah shit.
There I was hoping the tits made up for some of the personality. |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
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"Boobs are inanimate sacks “Breasts are made of fat, glands, and connective tissue, yet with nipples they have the wonderful ability to nourish babies and infants”.
Personally I am a big fan, but overall it is who they are attached to.......the intellect, empathy and personality of the individual......that makes boobs more than they are alone!
Ah shit.
There I was hoping the tits made up for some of the personality."
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"Boobs are inanimate sacks “Breasts are made of fat, glands, and connective tissue, yet with nipples they have the wonderful ability to nourish babies and infants”.
Personally I am a big fan, but overall it is who they are attached to.......the intellect, empathy and personality of the individual......that makes boobs more than they are alone!
Ah shit.
There I was hoping the tits made up for some of the personality.
Sorry, were you saying something? "
Barbara Windsor she knew the power of boobs to bring good. |
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"What if it’s just one boob? Could I make someone indifferent?
1 boob has the power to make somebody feel mildly pleasant. A covered nipple is indifferent. "
Can you please share the boob maths so we all know what's what? Does BODMAS still apply? |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
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"What if it’s just one boob? Could I make someone indifferent?
1 boob has the power to make somebody feel mildly pleasant. A covered nipple is indifferent.
Can you please share the boob maths so we all know what's what? Does BODMAS still apply? "
Oh it is all rather complex. As the mood itself can throw expected results out the window. Would need flow charts, pie charts, power point, spreadsheets etc just to cover the basics. |
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"What if it’s just one boob? Could I make someone indifferent?
1 boob has the power to make somebody feel mildly pleasant. A covered nipple is indifferent.
Can you please share the boob maths so we all know what's what? Does BODMAS still apply?
Oh it is all rather complex. As the mood itself can throw expected results out the window. Would need flow charts, pie charts, power point, spreadsheets etc just to cover the basics. "
I'll go with the pi, please |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
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For me,
I really like boobs.
What do you like about boobs?
It’s boobs!
A big lump with knobs
It has the juice
(It has the juice)
I can’t imagine a more beautiful thing
It’s boobs!
I can tell you all about it
I mean look at this thing
When I tried it with butter
everything changed
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"What if it’s just one boob? Could I make someone indifferent?
1 boob has the power to make somebody feel mildly pleasant. A covered nipple is indifferent.
Can you please share the boob maths so we all know what's what? Does BODMAS still apply? "
Boobs Out Doing Mood Affecting Service |
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"If I touch and look at my boobs it doesn't make me happy. I'm sad too.
Other people's, need to be other peoples boobs. "
I don't think that's true. My boobs make me very happy (though I am a fan of other people's boobs too). |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
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"If I touch and look at my boobs it doesn't make me happy. I'm sad too.
Other people's, need to be other peoples boobs.
I don't think that's true. My boobs make me very happy (though I am a fan of other people's boobs too)."
Its a different kind of happy is all. Like happy with what you have, but the "newness" of somebody else's just has that edge to it. |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
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"Boobs are fantastic but bums are better, prove me wrong 
Bums don’t have nipples, unless you have giant spots! 
But bums do have built in finger warmers "
That is true!
I guess boobs and bums make people happy! |
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