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Stick the last thing you bought up the arse
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Of the poster above you  since I'm posting I will go with poster below and it's a 12" Subway Meatball Marinara with extra Jalapeños  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can off monster ooo god |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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2.L bottle of cream soder |
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By *glyBettyTV/TS
over a year ago
About 3 feet away from the fence |
Luckily for both of us it's an Andrex pack of 4 toilet paper  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Luckily for both of us it's an Andrex pack of 4 toilet paper "
Soft and gentle then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A 10 foot ladder "
Good luck mate |
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By *epsimax71Woman
over a year ago
Norwich, Norfolk & Suffolk |
A wipe clean table cloth |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
An elephant tusk |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A cheese and ham roll with salad cream? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The "big" shop at Tesco |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"A cheese and ham roll with salad cream? "
thankyou |
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A bottle of shaving foam (I’m kind so will spray a bit up there as lube before inserting it)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ouch.
The last thing I bought was one of those brass padlocks from wiko's.
The one with the sliding shackle, not the loop.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The "big" shop at Tesco "
Hope it includes lube |
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A dehumidifier...
But only one of those jobbies you put on the window sill... |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
Wherever I lay my hat |
Vegetable gyozas and bottle of Prosecco |
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A 5 pack of icelollies. A good shape for the task ahead I feel |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A carton of orange juice. Edgy, eh? |
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I just bought some a new software... How do I upload it in my ass? |
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A bag of wild bird seed.
I don't know that I'm squirrel proof so it seems like a waste, it isn't tuppence a bag anymore.
B |
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A pack of Brillo pads and a tub of the pink stuff.
Sorry |
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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago
Secret hideaway in the pennines |
I wouldn't get it up there, record turntables are a bit too big |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A 5 pack of icelollies. A good shape for the task ahead I feel "
A quintuple penetration! Wow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My kingsize bed and mattress that got delivered today.... There's not enough lube in the world! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"40 litres of diesel  "
That's an expensive enema  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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New tractor tyre |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A bag of coffee. That's one way to get my caffeine hit I guess |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Blue adidas hoodie, show up skid marks nicely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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4 chocolate doughnuts. All soft and squidgy. |
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Crumpets. Toasted would probably hold their integrity better, and buttered would be a kindness. |
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By *r9inchMan
over a year ago
Stoke-on-Trent/south cheshire |
A set of bike lights |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Two bottles of Pino, Mmmm nice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thats freaky- I bought crumpets too! |
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"A pack of Brillo pads and a tub of the pink stuff.
Sorry "
That’s an extreme way to give a colonic |
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Two bottles of shampoo and some Smints. Sounds like a minty bum wash! |
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Another tentacle dildo?
Sure why not. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"4 chocolate doughnuts. All soft and squidgy."
Now I love doughnuts, but I probably wouldn't eat them out your arse |
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"Another tentacle dildo?
Sure why not."
Mushroom stir fry.... Might be a bit tricky... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"4 chocolate doughnuts. All soft and squidgy.
Now I love doughnuts, but I probably wouldn't eat them out your arse "
Ah go on, maybe just one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Butter |
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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
Gateway to the Beacons |
A pint of moretti |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A kebab.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The "big" shop at Tesco
Hope it includes lube "
I'm gonna have to go back and get some unless you're brave |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tries to imagine forcing a lovely Saint+Sofia blazer up someone’s arse |
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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago
Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe |
A battery for my mum's laptop! |
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"Tries to imagine forcing a lovely Saint+Sofia blazer up someone’s arse "
2 pints of oat milk, glass bottles. Sorry! |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
A 12kg bag of dry dog food ~ sorry! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tries to imagine forcing a lovely Saint+Sofia blazer up someone’s arse
2 pints of oat milk, glass bottles. Sorry!"
You’re not sorry |
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I seem to have escaped relatively lightly with a 10 pack of C cell batteries.
It does remind me of the epic thread from a while back where someone inquired about using a tow ball as a butt plug. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"4 chocolate doughnuts. All soft and squidgy."
What a waste of good doughnuts !! |
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"I seem to have escaped relatively lightly with a 10 pack of C cell batteries.
It does remind me of the epic thread from a while back where someone inquired about using a tow ball as a butt plug. "
Hahaha! |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
stockport |
3 blushers and an eye shadow pallet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A book about custard creams |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A Ted Baker bobble hat and gloves |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Text book on exposure therapy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Two organic chicken breasts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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New pink lingerie Px |
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"New pink lingerie Px "
Filling her up with petrol. Which hole love? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A six berth caravan !! |
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A 100kg anvil Gonna need more lube I think to slide that up my tail pipe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A Guinness pint?......fair play! The tops of those aren't narrow! Haha |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"A bag of coffee. That's one way to get my caffeine hit I guess "
licking my arse? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An apple slice.
So delicious, so soft. It wasn't a literal apple slice, it was soaked apple slices baked into a soft sponge. I could try and insert it into the asshole of the poster above, but it was such a delicate texture it would simply crumble as soon as any force was applied. And to be honest, it would be a total waste. But if you're willing to give me €3 I will do it. |
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I've just paid myself 10p for my tongue... |
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A 4K copy of Top Gun: Maverick.
The rumour is that Tom Cruise has been up many an arsehole before. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A bag of salt |
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"I've just paid myself 10p for my tongue..."
Can I rent yours for 10p too then please. As the last thing I bought otherwise is a weeks groceries. Yikes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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20 litres of diesel........... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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500ml Flake tub of ice cream |
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3 leg hone for engine cylinder bores |
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For me a bottle of wine!! (Wouldn't be the first time)
Hubby fifa23 so he said he will gladly take on Manchester Uniteds womens team! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A KFC bucket meal? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A Dyson hair dryer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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New to this x x x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh god.
A 100m x 1.5m roll of woven windbreak. About 30cm in diameter.
You better find something to bite down on, this may smart a little but will widen your perspective. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A washing machine "
Wrought iron electric gates |
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A train ticket. At nearly £30 for an evening journey into London, I wanted to tell the train company to stick it up THEIR arse! |
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Yet we wonder why the NHS is overwhelmed. |
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A wooden lathe turned RPG rocket. No room in there for dat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A wheelbarrow. I mean I'll try... Wish me luck! |
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A thermometer.
37.1C since you asked. |
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2 lengths of 3m 4x2 treated.
So no thanks I'll pass. |
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A marrow, a cucumber and a bunch of bananas.... it's going to be a busy day |
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"Another tentacle dildo?
Sure why not."
Don't forget the lube please! |
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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago
Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria |
Bavarian Slice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Large Latte |
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Should be interesting as it was a yogurt- which I’ve already eaten….so they’re gonna have to wait til it comes back out before we can fathom the logistics of if you can insert a turd back in to an arse or not |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
I went to lidl and bought a large butternut squash |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A bag of crisps |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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10-18mm wide angle lense |
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Well I mean it was a 3 litre jug of milk so that's going take some stretching |
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A McDonald's. I think that will be coming out my ass rather than going in |
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"An Audi A3 "
Sake!!! Couldn't have took it for a spin and bought some shopping |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bavarian ham, thank me later |
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"A Stevie Wonder LP."
Uptight outta sight?
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Love honey are looking for ideas |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An Aubergine |
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By *ortyairCouple
over a year ago
Wallasey |
Polyfilla, not the best choice I would have ever made.
Does say it will fill all cracks though xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cake enema it is then! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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An air hockey table |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A pencil |
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I'm not sticking a 2 litre bottle of soda up my bottom lol. |
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By *ortyairCouple
over a year ago
Wallasey |
"I'm not sticking a 2 litre bottle of soda up my bottom lol."
I've got some Mentos, it might be fun lol x
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"I'm not sticking a 2 litre bottle of soda up my bottom lol. I've got some Mentos, it might be fun lol x"
That's a bit to hardcore for me |
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By *ortyairCouple
over a year ago
Wallasey |
"I'm not sticking a 2 litre bottle of soda up my bottom lol. I've got some Mentos, it might be fun lol x
That's a bit to hardcore for me "
well if your not gonna, drop the pop round to mine lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1.7ltr electric kettle, now that has some girth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A railway sleeper!!! That’s going to leave a splinter!! |
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Two tubs of humous and an 8 pack of poppadoms |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Two kinder eggs and a 2l bottle of pepsi |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It’s gonna be f’kin dangerous. I bought scalpel blades. |
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"Two tubs of humous and an 8 pack of poppadoms "
At least V will have a meal while he's down there 
Bought - 1 litre bottle of Jamesons for V. Sorry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s gonna be f’kin dangerous. I bought scalpel blades. "
Ouch! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It’ll make one man and his jar look like a scratch. |
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By *oanne ETV/TS
over a year ago
Near Warrington |
Must be my lucky day, just bought some anal lube lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An Audi A3
With an Audi is it not true that the arse is on the inside? ( only joking  ) "
Pneumatic Jack hammer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A rug |
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how do I stick a trip through the carwash up there? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Domino's pizza and sides "
Phone case! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"how do I stick a trip through the carwash up there?"
May have to improvise. Strip off, run in and let the spinning mops spank you? |
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Chicken burger it's going to get messy, lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can off monster ooo god"
Oh, the satisfying 'Psssssst' sound when giving the ring-pull a sharp tug |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A large Domino’s Veggie Supreme Pizza, Garlic Bread, and a tub of Coleslaw |
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By *melfCouple
over a year ago
Stoneybridge |
"A large Domino’s Veggie Supreme Pizza, Garlic Bread, and a tub of Coleslaw"
Sorry but was a 500ml can of lager. Going to smart a bit I'm sure x |
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"A large Domino’s Veggie Supreme Pizza, Garlic Bread, and a tub of Coleslaw"
Ya safe I didn't buy anything |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pizza |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lemon protein mousse or a red pepper. Either are going to be messy and I’d likely need a hand. Or a tongue  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lemon protein mousse or a red pepper. Either are going to be messy and I’d likely need a hand. Or a tongue "
Sorry, but you're getting a petrol pump up your ring |
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Fuck me I’ve just bought a fridge |
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By *avexxMan
over a year ago
cheshire |
big thick pillar candle, no way |
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By *avexxMan
over a year ago
cheshire |
"2 dozen eggs "
and a whole chicken,, |
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"2 dozen eggs and a whole chicken,,"
Which goes first ?
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By *avexxMan
over a year ago
cheshire |
"2 dozen eggs and a whole chicken,,
Which goes first ?
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,, eggs i think,, |
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600 gms of walnuts , thank God they're out of their shells |
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"2 dozen eggs and a whole chicken,,
Which goes first ?
,, eggs i think,,"
Useful lube for the chicken! |
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By *avexxMan
over a year ago
cheshire |
"Cream egg "
,, i love cream eggs |
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