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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
There's a cost of living crisis going on. We need to make do and mend, and other such belt tightening stuff
With that in mind, let's make use of the inexpensive resource that is semen.
So tell me a good use for it. Be inventive 
I'll start. Can be used for sticking up wallpaper  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a cost of living crisis going on. We need to make do and mend, and other such belt tightening stuff
With that in mind, let's make use of the inexpensive resource that is semen.
So tell me a good use for it. Be inventive
I'll start. Can be used for sticking up wallpaper "
Apparently it is a good moisturiser for the skin to |
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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago
Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands |
"When surprising somebody with a surprise 80th birthday party, rubbing cum in their eyes before setting off to the venue will prevent them from seeing where you are taking them.  "
I am going AWOL on 27th this month in case anyone picks up on what you have suggested  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a cost of living crisis going on. We need to make do and mend, and other such belt tightening stuff
With that in mind, let's make use of the inexpensive resource that is semen.
So tell me a good use for it. Be inventive
I'll start. Can be used for sticking up wallpaper "
Remind me to never help you do DIY
Obviously hair gel is the most obvious use here. But you can spread it out thinly, air dry it in the sun, pick up the little dried sperms, and add them into a grinder for artisan pepper.
(What do you mean, how big are my sperms, I've been bricked, I don't have any....) |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"Judging by how many magazine pages I stuck together as a teen, it makes a great Pritt Stick replacement. Easily remarketed as Prick Stick."
Important to think of the marketing opportunities as well. Impressive |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Help with morning sickness
Okay, this is probably the last thing a woman is thinking about when she's suffering through morning sickness, but psychologist Gordon Gallup at SUNY-Albany, a male member of the human species who specializes in human reproductive competition and behavior, is suggesting that oral sex could serve as a kind of cure. |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
"Turn up to work with dried jizz all over your face. When the boss notices say it is a flare up of some horrible contagious skin complaint and get sent home immediately "
I hope you have a small face.
It would take me a week to produce enough to coat the back of your hand!  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
Spunk is actually a really good tool for women who want their husbands to stop moaning about anything, watching sport when they said they'd do that DIY job that's been left for months, not helping with the housework or to encourage them to agree to any unnecessary shopping sprees for shoes or handbags.
Consuming a portion daily from source is guaranteed to make the man in your life a much happier, less stressed and generally much more amiable and agreeable person to live with.
This isn't just theory. It's 100% backed up by science. Honest....
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*research conducted by 100 male married scientists.
**this may of course not be true, but surely it's worth a try ladies......  |
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