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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

They shop at Waitrose.

Happy Thursdays everyone. Nearly weekend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I shop there and I'm far from posh

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By *iss KinkWoman over a year ago

North/Blackpool

What about M&S

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

- Happy forecoming weekend to you too

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Actually its when they shop at aldi and don't give a fuck what anyone thinks

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Observe keenly their little finger as they hold a cup; if it extends outwards involuntarily whenever they raise the cup to their mouth, it’s a sure fire giveaway that they are a true poshy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

..when they do not obsess about being called posh

in fact most so called posh people I've got to know never refer to themselves as that.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"They shop at Waitrose.

Happy Thursdays everyone. Nearly weekend

I shop wherever is the cheapest. If it's on sale in Waitrose, I buy it there instead of Asda, lidl, aldi, tesco, etc.7

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They shop at Waitrose.

Happy Thursdays everyone. Nearly weekend

Does shoplifting count

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By *cottish guy 555Man over a year ago

London

They travel to India and the far east on the port side of the ship from the UK and return in a cabin on the starboard side. Hence the word posh. Apologies, just being pedantic

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By *uckslut and MCouple over a year ago

The Attic - Derby.

Can leave the bathroom light on overnight. Without having to worry if you can afford it.

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By *obajxMan over a year ago

Cheshire

Im proper posh me coz I hd a ded gud educaton an evryfin

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow

I’ve got the heating on. ’Nuff said.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They only use bone china which has to be washed by the maid.

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By *unthum62Man over a year ago

Benidorm

I just asked the butler if we shop at Waitrose.

He didn't know so he has gone below stairs to ask the housekeeper.

But we are not posh.

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By *rettyflamingoCouple over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

I’am told I’m posh but don’t view that as a negative , I’m Just me.

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By *red333Man over a year ago

Dorchester

Buy their lingerie at harrods

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Apparently I sound posh.

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By *red333Man over a year ago

Dorchester

Pilot wheres my suitcase?

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By *jonesMan over a year ago

london

I don't have a regional accent , from Cornwall originally but lived away most of life.

People tend to think you sound posh with no particular accent

I do love Waitrose tho...

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By *rettyflamingoCouple over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

"Apparently I sound posh. "

I’m told I do too and with that many assumptions are made x

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"I shop there and I'm far from posh

Same here. Where I live, the posh Waitrose shoppers wear riding boots covered in horse poo just to prove that they have at least one horse.

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

You know their posh when they stand up to fart in the bath. A lady will do that whereas a woman won't

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By *idnight RamblerMan over a year ago

Pershore

You enjoy some Gentleman's Relish

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By *ayHaychMan over a year ago

Leeds (Home) / Sheffield (Work)

"You know their posh when they stand up to fart in the bath. A lady will do that whereas a woman won't "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Where is Posh ??

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By *red333Man over a year ago

Dorchester

You know they are posh when they read the hare and hounds, drive a brand new rangerover and eat McDonald's on a plate with a knife and fork...... Yaaa

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

They call chutney “tracklements”

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By *wingin CatMan over a year ago

London

....they get out of the bath to go to the toilet.

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By *ixie BeanMan over a year ago

Wallasey

They have children named Sebastian, Penelope and Gertrude And go on skiing trips to their chateaux in Chamonix

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By *umbriaman1962Man over a year ago

outside of penrith

"Actually its when they shop at aldi and don't give a fuck what anyone thinks"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You shop in Booths

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By *appyharryhMan over a year ago

Burntwood

I knew the one woman I was with was posh because as she orgasmed she screamed “oh Jim I’m arriving”

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By *teveanddebsCouple over a year ago

Norwich

They get out of the shower to have a piss.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There house doesn't have a gym, it has a James

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

I like to shop at Lidl/Aldi, but take with me harrods carrier bags.

Does that make me posh?

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

They take it up the bum

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"They take it up the bum

^^ now that is posh

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

They've never taken it up the bum. That's a rare level of posh/classiness.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"They take it up the bum

^^ now that is posh

Are you a Posh bird then ??

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"They take it up the bum

^^ now that is posh

Are you a Posh bird then ??

Me. Never. I’m just a Littlebird

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By *ucks Couple UKCouple over a year ago

Bucks

"They travel to India and the far east on the port side of the ship from the UK and return in a cabin on the starboard side. Hence the word posh. Apologies, just being pedantic

That’s a great story…… but unfortunately it doesn’t float.

The first appearance of that acronym is 1935.

“Posh” was likely a slang word used by robbers for money.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What about M&S"

Just there for Colin the caterpillar. Don’t tell Tesco

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By *ucks Couple UKCouple over a year ago

Bucks

If your poo is smelly then you’re probably not posh !

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"They take it up the bum

^^ now that is posh

Are you a Posh bird then ??

Me. Never. I’m just a Littlebird

I will refrain from being crass or perverted for once and I'll just agree

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By *ulfilthmentMan over a year ago

Just around the corner

‘Posh’ is shopping at Waitrose but taking Booths bag to take your stuff home.

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

They wank wearing a condom

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

If they wank you off with their little pinky out

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By *ak777Man over a year ago

shaw

you have a maid to pick your nose .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wealth whispers, it doesn't shout.

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

When their butler cleans the penis after bumming the lady in the back of his Roller

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By *elaninMaverickWoman over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"What about M&S

Just there for Colin the caterpillar. Don’t tell Tesco "

Lol!

I cheat on all the supermarkets. lol! I'm a poly shopper.

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By *ean counterMan over a year ago

Kettering

When all their tattoos have correct spelling, grammar and punctuation

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What about M&S

Just there for Colin the caterpillar. Don’t tell Tesco

Lol!

I cheat on all the supermarkets. lol! I'm a poly shopper."

.. can't help it if Aldi keep building stores next to Tesco ! temptation is too great

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

When he’s about to shoot and he says ‘one has arrived’

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

They have sod all in there though! X

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

They are more interested in your level of maths

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By *imon_hydeMan over a year ago

Stockport

There's fresh pasta in the fridge

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By *umbriaman1962Man over a year ago

outside of penrith

Posh and rich 2 different things

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

"What about M&S"

I shop there. Incredibly reasonable

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Posh and rich 2 different things "

yep

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Posh don't do sixty nine, they do soixante neuf.

Plus, it's vulgar to spit!

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By *ovelifelovefuntimesMan over a year ago

Where ever I lay my hat

The posh people I know, all tend to drive cars which are donkeys years old, always look scruffy and generally enjoy life and don't give a monkeys about what anyone thinks of them. Newly rich money tends to be far more gauche.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"The posh people I know, all tend to drive cars which are donkeys years old, always look scruffy and generally enjoy life and don't give a monkeys about what anyone thinks of them. Newly rich money tends to be far more gauche."

Layer Cake, as XXXX said pretty much the same thing.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

They describe themselves as professional

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

I was at a cousin's house on boxing day and she took a 750g tub of Lurpak out of the fridge. Not a knock-off, genuine Lurpak.

I suspect she might've had a lottery win, we aren't a posh enough family for that.

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By *igDave8Man over a year ago

Tonbridge

They have real tits and a hairy pussy… x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was at a cousin's house on boxing day and she took a 750g tub of Lurpak out of the fridge. Not a knock-off, genuine Lurpak.

I suspect she might've had a lottery win, we aren't a posh enough family for that."

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