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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's an idea for a fab video. Must try it.
Our inbox is open for genuine attempts  "
Haha, once did this and Fab wouldn't let me show the video, 'too rude'  |
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"I wouldn't need to. The egg would crack itself out of sheer respect.
Just club me and drag me back to your cave already  "
I was going to cave you and drag you back to my club. But I can work with your way. |
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I can crack an egg - hard and soft boiled/raw - slice the top off hard boiled one with a ninja like precision - whisk an omelette, soufflé make batter… in fact it’s a multi tool in my pants… can probably get the stones out of a horses hoof on a good day!!  |
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"I can crack an egg - hard and soft boiled/raw - slice the top off hard boiled one with a ninja like precision - whisk an omelette, soufflé make batter… in fact it’s a multi tool in my pants… can probably get the stones out of a horses hoof on a good day!! "
Video, or it didn't happen  |
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"I can crack an egg - hard and soft boiled/raw - slice the top off hard boiled one with a ninja like precision - whisk an omelette, soufflé make batter… in fact it’s a multi tool in my pants… can probably get the stones out of a horses hoof on a good day!!
Video, or it didn't happen "
You got a horse I can borrow??? Jeez that sounds wrong even by my standards!!! |
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"I can crack an egg - hard and soft boiled/raw - slice the top off hard boiled one with a ninja like precision - whisk an omelette, soufflé make batter… in fact it’s a multi tool in my pants… can probably get the stones out of a horses hoof on a good day!!
Video, or it didn't happen
You got a horse I can borrow??? Jeez that sounds wrong even by my standards!!! "
I fell off one on Saturday - I'm sure it'll be obliging.....  |
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"I can crack an egg - hard and soft boiled/raw - slice the top off hard boiled one with a ninja like precision - whisk an omelette, soufflé make batter… in fact it’s a multi tool in my pants… can probably get the stones out of a horses hoof on a good day!!
Video, or it didn't happen
You got a horse I can borrow??? Jeez that sounds wrong even by my standards!!!
I fell off one on Saturday - I'm sure it'll be obliging..... "
Those rides outside Asda can be pretty wild to be fair!! |
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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
It turns out I can crack an egg with my penis.
Unfortunately, I’m now subject to a criminal investigation by the RSPCA and West Midlands Police as I apparently “should have waited until it was out of the chicken”.
Who knew….? |
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"It turns out I can crack an egg with my penis.
Unfortunately, I’m now subject to a criminal investigation by the RSPCA and West Midlands Police as I apparently “should have waited until it was out of the chicken”.
Who knew….?"
But we answered which came first… the chicken did… multiple times!!  |
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"I thought I'd get in early and bought my kids Easter eggs as soon as they came on sale on boxing day.. I think I need to get some more now  "
You damaged your kids eggs ?. I think you need to be kinder |
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"When did cracking eggs with your todger become a thing?
About 14hrs ago, when Sam (I'm assuming) had a brain fart
Your assumption is correct.
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And I thought assumptions were the mother of all fuck ups?! |
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Haha this thread has actually made me laugh and I’m now actually quite interested whether anyone has managed to do it and sent over proof?
Do they get a verification from the OP if successful? Haha |
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"Haha this thread has actually made me laugh and I’m now actually quite interested whether anyone has managed to do it and sent over proof?
Do they get a verification from the OP if successful? Haha"
Sam would love to watch your penis egg bashing video, I'm sure
Then do one with glitter for Lemonbuttercream.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And I'm still waiting on glitter penis.  "
Me tooooooooo!
I almost started a thread demanding them, but I thought I’d get torn a new arsehole for daring to, so wussed out |
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"And I'm still waiting on glitter penis.
Me tooooooooo!
I almost started a thread demanding them, but I thought I’d get torn a new arsehole for daring to, so wussed out "
Wouldn’t it then be called a glitter box |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat |
"And I'm still waiting on glitter penis.
Me tooooooooo!
I almost started a thread demanding them, but I thought I’d get torn a new arsehole for daring to, so wussed out "
Ladies I am so with you on this one. There must be one guy on here who is up for the Glitter Penis Challenge given how appreciative we would all be!  |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Travelling |
"And I'm still waiting on glitter penis.
Me tooooooooo!
I almost started a thread demanding them, but I thought I’d get torn a new arsehole for daring to, so wussed out
Ladies I am so with you on this one. There must be one guy on here who is up for the Glitter Penis Challenge given how appreciative we would all be! "
I would, if I didn't have an extreme and long standing hatred of glitter from many years ago.
It would take a hell of a lot (next to impossible) to get me to involve glitter in anything |
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"And I'm still waiting on glitter penis.
Me tooooooooo!
I almost started a thread demanding them, but I thought I’d get torn a new arsehole for daring to, so wussed out
Ladies I am so with you on this one. There must be one guy on here who is up for the Glitter Penis Challenge given how appreciative we would all be! "
Will you be taking applicants  |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat |
"And I'm still waiting on glitter penis.
Me tooooooooo!
I almost started a thread demanding them, but I thought I’d get torn a new arsehole for daring to, so wussed out
Ladies I am so with you on this one. There must be one guy on here who is up for the Glitter Penis Challenge given how appreciative we would all be!
Will you be taking applicants "
Personally I'd like to see the glittery appendages of Fab strutting their stuff in a parade but pics or vids on here will also suffice. Pretty please |
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