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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would have teleported on to a lot of cocks (after seeking consent of the owners of the cocks)"
You have my concent just incase you ever run into a genie
On another note this question is Very random |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Depends, is this people I've actively flirted with or does it include the people who think no thanks is just a plating hard to get come on?"
Depends, where do I fit into this?   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not all. But there are plenty of times it would be useful. Immediate gratification isn’t as satisfying for me though!"
I'd still play hard to get! You'd have to find me first hehe (hides behind curtain) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Surely that can't be the best use of a teleporting ability???  "
I mean it's kinda unlimited, so you can go where you like spice (my bedroom...my bedroom...) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you think you would have fucked all the people you flirt with on fab yet?
No, but I would teleport into the nearest bank vault."
Items don't teleport with you! |
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"Do you think you would have fucked all the people you flirt with on fab yet?
No, but I would teleport into the nearest bank vault.
Items don't teleport with you!"
We meant to rely on them have condoms? 
What about our wallets and cards, phones? |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Do you think you would have fucked all the people you flirt with on fab yet?
No, but I would teleport into the nearest bank vault.
Items don't teleport with you!
We meant to rely on them have condoms?
What about our wallets and cards, phones? "
Are you thinking of paying them and videoing yourself? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you think you would have fucked all the people you flirt with on fab yet?
No, but I would teleport into the nearest bank vault.
Items don't teleport with you!
What about our clothes?"
Nope |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you think you would have fucked all the people you flirt with on fab yet?
No, but I would teleport into the nearest bank vault.
Items don't teleport with you!
We meant to rely on them have condoms?
What about our wallets and cards, phones? "
Yep. You teleport stark bollock naked. I guess you could pay them back? |
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"Do you think you would have fucked all the people you flirt with on fab yet?
No, but I would teleport into the nearest bank vault.
Items don't teleport with you!
We meant to rely on them have condoms?
What about our wallets and cards, phones?
Are you thinking of paying them and videoing yourself?"
Hell no, they're paying me, I'm the teleporting gigolo  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would only want to teleport back in time. Probably Ancient Egypt or Pompeii. But then I’m a geek  "
You wanna teleport to a volcanic eruption.
I knew you were crazy but this?! |
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"Do you think you would have fucked all the people you flirt with on fab yet? "
No, because I talk a good flirtation game on line, but become terribly awkward and forget how to flirt or how to tell when I’m being flirted with in person! |
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"Do you think you would have fucked all the people you flirt with on fab yet?
No, but I would teleport into the nearest bank vault.
Items don't teleport with you!
We meant to rely on them have condoms?
What about our wallets and cards, phones?
Yep. You teleport stark bollock naked. I guess you could pay them back?"
I don't like this teleporting, it's very restrictive as to what you can do. They never had this problem in Star trek |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you think you would have fucked all the people you flirt with on fab yet?
No, because I talk a good flirtation game on line, but become terribly awkward and forget how to flirt or how to tell when I’m being flirted with in person!"
Just tell them they look really hot in real life. If they fancy you they'll react well  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you think you would have fucked all the people you flirt with on fab yet?
No, but I would teleport into the nearest bank vault.
Items don't teleport with you!
We meant to rely on them have condoms?
What about our wallets and cards, phones?
Yep. You teleport stark bollock naked. I guess you could pay them back?
I don't like this teleporting, it's very restrictive as to what you can do. They never had this problem in Star trek "
Yeah but that's alien technology stupid! |
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"Do you think you would have fucked all the people you flirt with on fab yet?
No, but I would teleport into the nearest bank vault.
Items don't teleport with you!
We meant to rely on them have condoms?
What about our wallets and cards, phones?
Yep. You teleport stark bollock naked. I guess you could pay them back?
I don't like this teleporting, it's very restrictive as to what you can do. They never had this problem in Star trek
Yeah but that's alien technology stupid!"
Yeah I want their ones |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No. I talk to people I don't want to fuck too .... so no. "
I mean you choose where you teleport crumpet. You don't have to fuck anyone!
And let that be a lesson for all here. You don't have to fuck guys. You can play backgammon instead. Or my favourite, battleships |
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"I would only want to teleport back in time. Probably Ancient Egypt or Pompeii. But then I’m a geek
You wanna teleport to a volcanic eruption.
I knew you were crazy but this?!"
Just before the eruption. I want to see all the people running around like crazy… because, well I’m crazy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would only want to teleport back in time. Probably Ancient Egypt or Pompeii. But then I’m a geek
I've been to Pompeii, not back then though
Have you? That’s amazing. You need to tell me more  "
I have too, you should go, LittleBird, it’s fascinating! I could easily have spent two days there but I’d only allowed myself a day  |
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"I would only want to teleport back in time. Probably Ancient Egypt or Pompeii. But then I’m a geek
I've been to Pompeii, not back then though
Have you? That’s amazing. You need to tell me more
I have too, you should go, LittleBird, it’s fascinating! I could easily have spent two days there but I’d only allowed myself a day "
Oh wow! As I doubt I’ll get a transporter-thing anytime soon I may well book for a holiday there this year  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like to establish and maintain an emotional investment with my partner/s.
That bonding and chemistry won't be usurped by the instant convenience of geographical distance, or lack thereof."
Damn it you're a smooth bastard. I can see why you get laid. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you think you would have fucked all the people you flirt with on fab yet?
No, but I would teleport into the nearest bank vault.
Items don't teleport with you!"
Thats me out then |
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"I would have teleported on to a lot of cocks (after seeking consent of the owners of the cocks)"
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Please don’t feel the need to seek my consent! You have 24/7 permission to teleport onto me any time you like! |
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Truth be told, if I could teleport I’d be constantly going to seduce ladies in other countries: mainly Scotland, Ireland, France, Germany, Hungary, Italy and America!
I would spend time with some English beauties but mostof my time I’d definitely be abroad! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Truth be told, if I could teleport I’d be constantly going to seduce ladies in other countries: mainly Scotland, Ireland, France, Germany, Hungary, Italy and America!
I would spend time with some English beauties but mostof my time I’d definitely be abroad! "
No one here you'd teleport terminator nude too? |
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"No. I talk to people I don't want to fuck too .... so no.
I mean you choose where you teleport crumpet. You don't have to fuck anyone!
And let that be a lesson for all here. You don't have to fuck guys. You can play backgammon instead. Or my favourite, battleships"
Just a quick reminder of your question .......
Do you think you would have fucked all the people you flirt with on fab yet?
I rest my case m'lud. |
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"No. I talk to people I don't want to fuck too .... so no.
I mean you choose where you teleport crumpet. You don't have to fuck anyone!
And let that be a lesson for all here. You don't have to fuck guys. You can play backgammon instead. Or my favourite, battleships
Just a quick reminder of your question .......
Do you think you would have fucked all the people you flirt with on fab yet?
I rest my case m'lud. "
Can i sink you with my pink torpedo!!? #battleships for grown ups… and me!! |
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