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By *amantha_Jade OP   Woman  over a year ago

Newcastle

Anyone else find some of the messages they are receiving since Christmas are worse than ever

Is there an influx of newbies in the new year that have no idea how to speak to other human beings?

I’ve never been hitting the block button as often as I have this week

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Alas most of us don't have that problem...but then most of us haven't got your body!!

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By *ustBoWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Can't say I have noticed any difference.But then my filters are tighter than a ducks arse so I don't get that many anyhow.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m suddenly getting aggressive messages from 20 somethings.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

We've had hardly any messages since new year.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

By the way always report abusive messages

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Blocked two lady’s last week for not taking no as final answer

Bombarded with messages

I’m not easy shag so no thank you

I have standards

Not high standards

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m suddenly getting aggressive messages from 20 somethings. "

Oi, im 54, ill have you know.

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By *amantha_Jade OP   Woman  over a year ago

Newcastle


"By the way always report abusive messages"

I wouldn’t say they were abusive but were really descriptive and crude

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By *enrietteandSamCouple  over a year ago

Staffordshire


"By the way always report abusive messages

I wouldn’t say they were abusive but were really descriptive and crude "

It was fabulous and bearded wasn’t it!

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By *itvclaireTV/TS  over a year ago

Birmingham


"By the way always report abusive messages

I wouldn’t say they were abusive but were really descriptive and crude "

Just shows their immaturity.

XX

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By *amantha_Jade OP   Woman  over a year ago

Newcastle


"Can't say I have noticed any difference.But then my filters are tighter than a ducks arse so I don't get that many anyhow. "

I thought mine were pretty tight, but may have to reassess again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not had any messages yet this year

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

I’d love a New Year message

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By *asilyled1Man  over a year ago

ogmore valley


"I’d love a New Year message "

I love you Rex

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By *avexxMan  over a year ago

cheshire

no need for rude messages,,AT ALL,,

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North


"I’d love a New Year message

I love you Rex "

My year is ruined

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Had two abusive ones so far

Fab is fab

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You do have a right to just delete...if they get abusive then report....but it seems like you've attracted the shallower end of the gene pool

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"We've had hardly any messages since new year. "

I would. If serendipity would allow.

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By *ubmissiveman2uMan  over a year ago

Cheshire

Be nice to get a nice message from a lovely lady ..

.

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By *hitehunter4bbcMan  over a year ago

Bristol

I except good and bad messages

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By *amantha_Jade OP   Woman  over a year ago

Newcastle


"You do have a right to just delete...if they get abusive then report....but it seems like you've attracted the shallower end of the gene pool"

I do delete and block. I often don’t even open the message, but sometimes the first few words is enough to knock me sick

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes! not nasty ones just some really strange requests

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

Some folk would feel lucky to receive even them. But as mentioned above report and block, it helps others having to receive them and site to take appropriate actions

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You do have a right to just delete...if they get abusive then report....but it seems like you've attracted the shallower end of the gene pool

I do delete and block. I often don’t even open the message, but sometimes the first few words is enough to knock me sick "

Unfortunately fab is full of dross...but in amongst all that shit wading are some diamonds.

How about putting profile on hidden when offline?

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By *asilyled1Man  over a year ago

ogmore valley


"I’d love a New Year message

I love you Rex

My year is ruined "

You tease you

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By *ack 500Man  over a year ago

stafford

Messages ? What are they ?

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By *amantha_Jade OP   Woman  over a year ago

Newcastle


"Yes! not nasty ones just some really strange requests "

Yes that’s what mine have been like… not abusive just even more bizarre than usual?

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By *ull English with teaMan  over a year ago

London

I’m not sending any messages until February…

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yes! not nasty ones just some really strange requests

Yes that’s what mine have been like… not abusive just even more bizarre than usual? "

Good job I can't DM then...I'm bizarre enough as it is...oh so the forumites say

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes. One freaked me right out. You know when you think you’ve read all the weirdness there is…and then…

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yes. One freaked me right out. You know when you think you’ve read all the weirdness there is…and then… "

Sorry...my bad, it was a 9pm moment

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By *eah BabyCouple  over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

All good so far hopefully it will stay that way

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yes. One freaked me right out. You know when you think you’ve read all the weirdness there is…and then…

Sorry...my bad, it was a 9pm moment "

Wrongun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"All good so far hopefully it will stay that way "

Never say that! You’ll jinx yourselves

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By *amantha_Jade OP   Woman  over a year ago

Newcastle


"Yes. One freaked me right out. You know when you think you’ve read all the weirdness there is…and then… "

I wonder if it was one of the same ones that I’d had… it was quite niche

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yes. One freaked me right out. You know when you think you’ve read all the weirdness there is…and then…

Sorry...my bad, it was a 9pm moment

Wrongun "

Cock pic was too much then?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m suddenly getting aggressive messages from 20 somethings.

Oi, im 54, ill have you know."

And prob not aggressive

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone else find some of the messages they are receiving since Christmas are worse than ever

Is there an influx of newbies in the new year that have no idea how to speak to other human beings?

I’ve never been hitting the block button as often as I have this week "

Are they male or female? Just out of interest?

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By *amantha_Jade OP   Woman  over a year ago

Newcastle


"Anyone else find some of the messages they are receiving since Christmas are worse than ever

Is there an influx of newbies in the new year that have no idea how to speak to other human beings?

I’ve never been hitting the block button as often as I have this week

Are they male or female? Just out of interest? "

All male

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone else find some of the messages they are receiving since Christmas are worse than ever

Is there an influx of newbies in the new year that have no idea how to speak to other human beings?

I’ve never been hitting the block button as often as I have this week

Are they male or female? Just out of interest? "

Suprised you had to ask

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

I'm getting a lot of messages from guys. I had to take my penis photo down!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've had the same Op and it's mostly from older guys

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By *ed MartinMan  over a year ago

Shefford

Sadly, the holidays are statistically proven to see a rise in assaults, domestic abuse, driving under the influence, self-harm and worse. There are many proven, complex and interrelated reasons behind this, and I would not be surprised if they aren’t also associated with an increase in Being A Dickhead On The Internet.

If it’s any consolation, most people went back to work/school/daycare/the secure unit today, so hopefully the number of proctoheliologists in your inbox will return to normal background levels over the next few days.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yes! not nasty ones just some really strange requests

Yes that’s what mine have been like… not abusive just even more bizarre than usual? "

Not even a hello first , just straight in there being well descriptive Haven’t had any today though, maybe the festive cheer has worn off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm getting a lot of messages from guys. I had to take my penis photo down! "

Are you constantly bulk deleting and telling everyone about it on your status

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone else find some of the messages they are receiving since Christmas are worse than ever

Is there an influx of newbies in the new year that have no idea how to speak to other human beings?

I’ve never been hitting the block button as often as I have this week

Are they male or female? Just out of interest?

All male "

Ah right. So nothings changed? Don’t worry about it, I’d be more suprised when someone tells me how polite and upbeat everyone is on here.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone else find some of the messages they are receiving since Christmas are worse than ever

Is there an influx of newbies in the new year that have no idea how to speak to other human beings?

I’ve never been hitting the block button as often as I have this week

Are they male or female? Just out of interest?

Suprised you had to ask "

I’m a sucker for small details.

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By *uddly GoblinMan  over a year ago

Manchester

Nope, messages are still just as bad as last year

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

I’m a sucker for small details. "

There’s a site strap line if ever I saw one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

I’m a sucker for small details.

There’s a site strap line if ever I saw one "

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Got one odd one so far. Won't quote as not allowed but made me face palm for sure

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By *imi_RougeWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth

Yes. Deleted pretty much every new msg over the last 2 days... Some start off ok...

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By *trawberry shortcake 9999Woman  over a year ago

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There have been a couple of very odd, grumpy, rude messages so far this year!

But on the flip side I've had some very funny messages that have really brightened my evenings

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By *amantha_Jade OP   Woman  over a year ago

Newcastle


"Sadly, the holidays are statistically proven to see a rise in assaults, domestic abuse, driving under the influence, self-harm and worse. There are many proven, complex and interrelated reasons behind this, and I would not be surprised if they aren’t also associated with an increase in Being A Dickhead On The Internet.

If it’s any consolation, most people went back to work/school/daycare/the secure unit today, so hopefully the number of proctoheliologists in your inbox will return to normal background levels over the next few days."

Hmm that’s a good point. One reason could be due to more alcohol and therefore lower inhibitions perhaps? I have to ask… what is a ‘proctoheliologist’?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sadly, the holidays are statistically proven to see a rise in assaults, domestic abuse, driving under the influence, self-harm and worse. There are many proven, complex and interrelated reasons behind this, and I would not be surprised if they aren’t also associated with an increase in Being A Dickhead On The Internet.

If it’s any consolation, most people went back to work/school/daycare/the secure unit today, so hopefully the number of proctoheliologists in your inbox will return to normal background levels over the next few days.

Hmm that’s a good point. One reason could be due to more alcohol and therefore lower inhibitions perhaps? I have to ask… what is a ‘proctoheliologist’? "

At a guess I'd say cockwombles

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sadly, the holidays are statistically proven to see a rise in assaults, domestic abuse, driving under the influence, self-harm and worse. There are many proven, complex and interrelated reasons behind this, and I would not be surprised if they aren’t also associated with an increase in Being A Dickhead On The Internet.

If it’s any consolation, most people went back to work/school/daycare/the secure unit today, so hopefully the number of proctoheliologists in your inbox will return to normal background levels over the next few days.

Hmm that’s a good point. One reason could be due to more alcohol and therefore lower inhibitions perhaps? I have to ask… what is a ‘proctoheliologist’? "

Pain in the arse

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By *loveboobs!!Man  over a year ago

leicester

I would just like a message in my inbox to open ????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sadly, the holidays are statistically proven to see a rise in assaults, domestic abuse, driving under the influence, self-harm and worse. There are many proven, complex and interrelated reasons behind this, and I would not be surprised if they aren’t also associated with an increase in Being A Dickhead On The Internet.

If it’s any consolation, most people went back to work/school/daycare/the secure unit today, so hopefully the number of proctoheliologists in your inbox will return to normal background levels over the next few days.

Hmm that’s a good point. One reason could be due to more alcohol and therefore lower inhibitions perhaps? I have to ask… what is a ‘proctoheliologist’?

Pain in the arse "

You should be so lucky!!

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By *HaRiFMan  over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Cant say I have .

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By *rettyflamingoWoman  over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

I had a rather amusing exchange with a young man this evening. He assumed I was offended by him. I told him he’d have to matter to me for me to be offended. Some guys just think their entitled.

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By *amantha_Jade OP   Woman  over a year ago

Newcastle


"Got one odd one so far. Won't quote as not allowed but made me face palm for sure "

The first few words were enough for me and then went and rinsed out my eyeballs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I had a rather amusing exchange with a young man this evening. He assumed I was offended by him. I told him he’d have to matter to me for me to be offended. Some guys just think their entitled. "

I thought Prince Harry was banned from fab?

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By *eliusMan  over a year ago

Henlow

Message…eh! Vos is das message? What do they look like, can they breathe under water?

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By *amantha_Jade OP   Woman  over a year ago

Newcastle


"Anyone else find some of the messages they are receiving since Christmas are worse than ever

Is there an influx of newbies in the new year that have no idea how to speak to other human beings?

I’ve never been hitting the block button as often as I have this week

Are they male or female? Just out of interest?

All male

Ah right. So nothings changed? Don’t worry about it, I’d be more suprised when someone tells me how polite and upbeat everyone is on here.

"

We’re a delightful bunch on these forums… I don’t know what you’re talking about

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By *irky_coupleCouple  over a year ago

kirky

Hardly had a message to get the boak at

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By *ikeC81Man  over a year ago

harrow

Had one message from someone I chatted to at a club

A few others from people where I had met at club and instigated it

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By *amantha_Jade OP   Woman  over a year ago

Newcastle


"Yes. Deleted pretty much every new msg over the last 2 days... Some start off ok... "

Yeah same, but to be honest, I think the messages that appear ok when they’re unread are worse. At least if you know it’s going to be awful you can block and delete and don’t have to subject yourself to the content

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By *ris GrayMan  over a year ago

Dorchester


"Anyone else find some of the messages they are receiving since Christmas are worse than ever

Is there an influx of newbies in the new year that have no idea how to speak to other human beings?

I’ve never been hitting the block button as often as I have this week "

nope my messages stay the same polite and interesting

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By *amantha_Jade OP   Woman  over a year ago

Newcastle


"Anyone else find some of the messages they are receiving since Christmas are worse than ever

Is there an influx of newbies in the new year that have no idea how to speak to other human beings?

I’ve never been hitting the block button as often as I have this week

nope my messages stay the same polite and interesting "

As they should

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All I get is 'hi' 99 percent of the time so consider yourself lucky!

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By *lephantisMan  over a year ago

Oxford

I've had one message this year, just earlier this evening. It was from someone stunning, they used the word 'exquisite', I was hoping to bathe in its beauty for at least a week...then read this thread.

I am so sorry for all people - overwhelmingly women, I'm sure - who get entitled, rude, or abusive messages. And furious at the worthless, mouth-breathing, oxygen-thieving pithecanthropoids who bash them out, with all the wit and charm of a rutting walrus.

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By *amantha_Jade OP   Woman  over a year ago

Newcastle


"All I get is 'hi' 99 percent of the time so consider yourself lucky! "

You would certainly not consider yourself lucky to read some of the messages I’ve had of late Brucey

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"All I get is 'hi' 99 percent of the time so consider yourself lucky!

You would certainly not consider yourself lucky to read some of the messages I’ve had of late Brucey "

I mean I'm not a hot woman so I'm not sure the messages you've had would impact me the same way. Hope they weren't too gnarly though!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"All I get is 'hi' 99 percent of the time so consider yourself lucky!

You would certainly not consider yourself lucky to read some of the messages I’ve had of late Brucey

I mean I'm not a hot woman so I'm not sure the messages you've had would impact me the same way. Hope they weren't too gnarly though!"

You mean you don't offers of debauched sexual innuendo's .....I do

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"All I get is 'hi' 99 percent of the time so consider yourself lucky! "

You don’t half tell porkies

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"All I get is 'hi' 99 percent of the time so consider yourself lucky!

You don’t half tell porkies "

And the other half are fibs

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By *amantha_Jade OP   Woman  over a year ago

Newcastle


"I've had one message this year, just earlier this evening. It was from someone stunning, they used the word 'exquisite', I was hoping to bathe in its beauty for at least a week...then read this thread.

I am so sorry for all people - overwhelmingly women, I'm sure - who get entitled, rude, or abusive messages. And furious at the worthless, mouth-breathing, oxygen-thieving pithecanthropoids who bash them out, with all the wit and charm of a rutting walrus."

Oh, I’m sorry to have popped the bubble of such a lovely message! If it helps, I have previously had some wonderful messages off (what appear to be) sweet, thoughtful and very genuine people , but have just had some awful ones the past few days.

Ps Your comparison to the charm of a rutting walrus is spot on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We’ve had a few odd ones but no more so than usual tbh! Some of the ones we get are crazy

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By *icolerobbieCouple  over a year ago

walsall

Only the usual, nothing out of the ordinary

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree

Hmmmm my resting bitch face, must go all the way to my tits. We don’t get a lot of gross ones. Maybe when we first started. But not for ages.

A few clumsy, a lot of boring but no weird or nasty.

Maybe word has spread in the undergrowth that my return messages are fierce (I have been blocked a lot)

I’m sorry for those of you that get them.

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Covent Garden

The aggregation of messages within my inbox are often gracious, complimenting and 'plumage ruffling'.

Men could learn a thing or two from our Venusian counterparts.

With that said I did receive a monosyllabic message the other day, with a sizeable cleavage as an attachment. I'm still thinking of a suitable response...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"All I get is 'hi' 99 percent of the time so consider yourself lucky!

You don’t half tell porkies "

What?!

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’ve no idea what’s in them as I don’t read messages. I just love yellow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve no idea what’s in them as I don’t read messages. I just love yellow "

They are yellow...shit, I'm colourblind

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By *amantha_Jade OP   Woman  over a year ago

Newcastle


"Hmmmm my resting bitch face, must go all the way to my tits. We don’t get a lot of gross ones. Maybe when we first started. But not for ages.

A few clumsy, a lot of boring but no weird or nasty.

Maybe word has spread in the undergrowth that my return messages are fierce (I have been blocked a lot)

I’m sorry for those of you that get them. "

Do share your best responses please! I normally just block and delete, but I might change tack x

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By *entlemanFoxMan  over a year ago

North East / London


"

Men could learn a thing or two from our Venusian counterparts.

"

I try all the time. Luckily I didn't send the OP a new years message, so not blocked and deleted.

Most mystifying response to a carefully crafted message was just a mobile number - never answered - I mean why bother?

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By *a_fun_30_coupleCouple  over a year ago

Durham


"Anyone else find some of the messages they are receiving since Christmas are worse than ever

Is there an influx of newbies in the new year that have no idea how to speak to other human beings?

I’ve never been hitting the block button as often as I have this week "

I think it’s like the gym. Everyone signs up in January in the same way you see loads of people wandering around the gym with no idea how to use the equipment, you get loads of new people with no idea how to engage on here!

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By *unthum62Man  over a year ago

Benidorm

I am pleased to say in my short time here most of the messages I have received have been pleasant sometimes funny and even the rejections have been polite and nicely worded.

One however was a persistent, well, twat, seems to be an appropriate description.

Sickening, persistent, inappropriate, pushy and aggresive. I rarely block anyone anywhere. But that ones off to iggy land.

Sorry the op has had more of this type.

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man  over a year ago

Wirral

Inbox has been a little busy over Christmas mostly window shopping

Thankfully nothing abusive other than a few winks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone else find some of the messages they are receiving since Christmas are worse than ever

Is there an influx of newbies in the new year that have no idea how to speak to other human beings?

I’ve never been hitting the block button as often as I have this week

I think it’s like the gym. Everyone signs up in January in the same way you see loads of people wandering around the gym with no idea how to use the equipment, you get loads of new people with no idea how to engage on here! "

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By *lephantisMan  over a year ago

Oxford


"

Oh, I’m sorry to have popped the bubble of such a lovely message! If it helps, I have previously had some wonderful messages off (what appear to be) sweet, thoughtful and very genuine people , but have just had some awful ones the past few days.

Ps Your comparison to the charm of a rutting walrus is spot on "

Oh, Ms. Jade, no need to apologise! I am relieved to hear there is some finely-crafted porcelain amid the endless sea of clay.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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F

I

L

T

E

R

S

Honestly. Filters.

Use them.

Filters.

They'll make your life a bit better.

Consider it the start of a new year, a new way of approaching Fab.

Use. Your. Filters

(No, I've not had one crap message for a good few weeks now. Yes, I'm still getting messages)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"F

I

L

T

E

R

S

Honestly. Filters.

Use them.

Filters.

They'll make your life a bit better.

Consider it the start of a new year, a new way of approaching Fab.

Use. Your. Filters

(No, I've not had one crap message for a good few weeks now. Yes, I'm still getting messages)"

Maybe more women should ask for profile advice for why they might not be enjoying Fab as much as they should…. ….*runs away quickly.

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By *lephantisMan  over a year ago

Oxford

The thing is, women can, and I'm sure should, put up filters and STILL get (nice) messages. I've had men blocked from messaging from day one, and although I'm sure that improves my overall experience, I do sometimes look at my empty message box and my '1 person looked at you yesterday' message and wonder if I should open Pandora's box, just for the endorphins.

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Yep lots of chancers atm, even with the filters on high. New pics and online now, will always get through and the messages follow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"F

I

L

T

E

R

S

Honestly. Filters.

Use them.

Filters.

They'll make your life a bit better.

Consider it the start of a new year, a new way of approaching Fab.

Use. Your. Filters

(No, I've not had one crap message for a good few weeks now. Yes, I'm still getting messages)

Maybe more women should ask for profile advice for why they might not be enjoying Fab as much as they should…. ….*runs away quickly. "

How can I improve my profile?

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"The thing is, women can, and I'm sure should, put up filters and STILL get (nice) messages. I've had men blocked from messaging from day one, and although I'm sure that improves my overall experience, I do sometimes look at my empty message box and my '1 person looked at you yesterday' message and wonder if I should open Pandora's box, just for the endorphins. "

Which is why I think some women (not necessarily the OP) do keep filters as open as the men hope their legs will be.

They want a high LAY count, they love and loathe the attention a full yellow box gives them. It's an ego boost, validates that they're still sexually desirable beings even if it's just by Bob with his cock out over an unflushed toilet - a win is a win.

At some point they want better messages but sacrificing that yellow screen and having the balls to message men yourself is a tall ask - what happens if they, heaven forbid, say no to you?

So then they're stuck in the third circle of hell, doomed to be punished by the icy effect endless cock pics have on your vagina.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The thing is, women can, and I'm sure should, put up filters and STILL get (nice) messages. I've had men blocked from messaging from day one, and although I'm sure that improves my overall experience, I do sometimes look at my empty message box and my '1 person looked at you yesterday' message and wonder if I should open Pandora's box, just for the endorphins. "

Do it! It's a joy.

I don't have any mail filters because my profile is a filter. I want people to be able to message me about decent things. I don't see why the ignorant tossbags should spoil it for decent people.

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By *lephantisMan  over a year ago

Oxford


"

Do it! It's a joy.

I don't have any mail filters because my profile is a filter. I want people to be able to message me about decent things. I don't see why the ignorant tossbags should spoil it for decent people. "

I think I might be too depressed at the thought of not getting interest even from d*unk, horny randoms.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"F

I

L

T

E

R

S

Honestly. Filters.

Use them.

Filters.

They'll make your life a bit better.

Consider it the start of a new year, a new way of approaching Fab.

Use. Your. Filters

(No, I've not had one crap message for a good few weeks now. Yes, I'm still getting messages)

Maybe more women should ask for profile advice for why they might not be enjoying Fab as much as they should…. ….*runs away quickly.

How can I improve my profile? "

Some more text would be cool

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By *lephantisMan  over a year ago

Oxford


"

So then they're stuck in the third circle of hell, doomed to be punished by the icy effect endless cock pics have on your vagina.

"

I'm about to re-read the Inferno, in a beautiful parallel-text edition. I'll look forward to that part and, like Dante, placing some modern counterparts in those positions.

I do love the way you trump my Pandora's box reference with your Scylla and Charybdis, so effortlessly you don't even need to mention them by name.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"

So then they're stuck in the third circle of hell, doomed to be punished by the icy effect endless cock pics have on your vagina.

I'm about to re-read the Inferno, in a beautiful parallel-text edition. I'll look forward to that part and, like Dante, placing some modern counterparts in those positions.

I do love the way you trump my Pandora's box reference with your Scylla and Charybdis, so effortlessly you don't even need to mention them by name. "

Sometimes I'm very close to fangirling over you. Like now. Someone who knows Greek mythos so effortlessly? Dreamy. I did actually toy with the idea of mentioning Scylla and Charybdis but thought I'd rein in the peacocking before 9am. But you? Gosh. That's the sort of mind I want to delve in to with reckless abandonment.

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By *lephantisMan  over a year ago

Oxford


"

Sometimes I'm very close to fangirling over you. Like now. Someone who knows Greek mythos so effortlessly? Dreamy. I did actually toy with the idea of mentioning Scylla and Charybdis but thought I'd rein in the peacocking before 9am. But you? Gosh. That's the sort of mind I want to delve in to with reckless abandonment. "

At least you rein in your peacocking (great word!) - perhaps I should do that more often.

For what it's worth, I suspect I'm desperately disappointing in person. But I'm still holding you to that drink, pleaseandthankyou.

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By *entlemanFoxMan  over a year ago

North East / London


"...

They want a high LAY count, they love and loathe the attention a full yellow box gives them. It's an ego boost, validates that they're still sexually desirable beings even if it's just by Bob with his cock out over an unflushed toilet - a win is a win.

...

"

Whereas, I awoke to: "Your site supporter runs out in 4 days". Communication! Even if it is only HAL.

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By *otsossieMan  over a year ago

Chesterfield

All quiet on the eastern front so far.

Unusually so.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone else find some of the messages they are receiving since Christmas are worse than ever

Is there an influx of newbies in the new year that have no idea how to speak to other human beings?

I’ve never been hitting the block button as often as I have this week "

feel so sorry for women on here with the messages and stupid cock pictures they get and spoken too like shit we aren't all like that some of us have respect if I'm not you're time fine good luck you will find someone or 2 that like you xx

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By *amantha_Jade OP   Woman  over a year ago

Newcastle


"Anyone else find some of the messages they are receiving since Christmas are worse than ever

Is there an influx of newbies in the new year that have no idea how to speak to other human beings?

I’ve never been hitting the block button as often as I have this week

I think it’s like the gym. Everyone signs up in January in the same way you see loads of people wandering around the gym with no idea how to use the equipment, you get loads of new people with no idea how to engage on here! "

Yes, that the kind of vibe I’m getting, they’ve just got no clue what’s appropriate

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By *amantha_Jade OP   Woman  over a year ago

Newcastle


"F

I

L

T

E

R

S

Honestly. Filters.

Use them.

Filters.

They'll make your life a bit better.

Consider it the start of a new year, a new way of approaching Fab.

Use. Your. Filters

(No, I've not had one crap message for a good few weeks now. Yes, I'm still getting messages)"

Hi Meli, I’ve got my filters on… my age range is set to block those under 35 or above 50, I don’t allow messages from anyone with no public pics (although this to me appears useless as they must add a pic just to send a message and then immediately delete it). Do you find it helps having your ‘verified only’ or blocking new members helps?

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By *amantha_Jade OP   Woman  over a year ago

Newcastle


"F

I

L

T

E

R

S

Honestly. Filters.

Use them.

Filters.

They'll make your life a bit better.

Consider it the start of a new year, a new way of approaching Fab.

Use. Your. Filters

(No, I've not had one crap message for a good few weeks now. Yes, I'm still getting messages)

Maybe more women should ask for profile advice for why they might not be enjoying Fab as much as they should…. ….*runs away quickly. "

Haha go on then… give me some pointers?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"All good so far hopefully it will stay that way "

That’s good to know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The thing is, women can, and I'm sure should, put up filters and STILL get (nice) messages. I've had men blocked from messaging from day one, and although I'm sure that improves my overall experience, I do sometimes look at my empty message box and my '1 person looked at you yesterday' message and wonder if I should open Pandora's box, just for the endorphins.

Which is why I think some women (not necessarily the OP) do keep filters as open as the men hope their legs will be.

They want a high LAY count, they love and loathe the attention a full yellow box gives them. It's an ego boost, validates that they're still sexually desirable beings even if it's just by Bob with his cock out over an unflushed toilet - a win is a win.

At some point they want better messages but sacrificing that yellow screen and having the balls to message men yourself is a tall ask - what happens if they, heaven forbid, say no to you?

So then they're stuck in the third circle of hell, doomed to be punished by the icy effect endless cock pics have on your vagina.

"

Great post Meli. I totally agree that will be the case for some women on here. Filters are there, be proactive and message the ones that do pique your interest…

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"…

(No, I've not had one crap message for a good few weeks now. Yes, I'm still getting messages)

Maybe more women should ask for profile advice for why they might not be enjoying Fab as much as they should…. ….*runs away quickly.

Haha go on then… give me some pointers? "

Okay. *shows qualifications (ID = Man)

Your photos are good and shows a sexy lady, no face pics but i understand peoples reasons why. So although not a perfect selection. It’s a good 8/10 effort. (Loses points for no face, just my own personal opinion, but Shows that we don’t meet to get naked to make our photos awesome gains points for this alone)

Your text it’s good and should filters me out and anyone who’s under 6ft. And it’s clear as a bell, apart from (*writes in red pen)are you just wanting to talk in the forum and have no intention of meeting … or you want tall muscular bearded good Looking men to message you??

So text looses marks more than it gains for confusion. But makes you for actually giving me something to read. 6/10

So in old money. I mark this as a C. You passed.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.


"F

I

L

T

E

R

S

Honestly. Filters.

Use them.

Filters.

They'll make your life a bit better.

Consider it the start of a new year, a new way of approaching Fab.

Use. Your. Filters

(No, I've not had one crap message for a good few weeks now. Yes, I'm still getting messages)

Hi Meli, I’ve got my filters on… my age range is set to block those under 35 or above 50, I don’t allow messages from anyone with no public pics (although this to me appears useless as they must add a pic just to send a message and then immediately delete it). Do you find it helps having your ‘verified only’ or blocking new members helps? "

Hey Sam x

I'm adding a kiss so the overall tone is softened. I've blocked new members, non site supporters, non verified, no public photos. The age filter goes on when I'm fabmining and want to focus on my inbox/give better replies to folk. Does it help? Yes definitely. Especially if you're prone to logging on at horn o clock.

It's really improved my overall journey on the site - if someone catches my eye who is outside my filters I can message them but I'm happy with how it is currently. Navigating here can be a minefield so I'm a big advocate of putting on your own bomb disposal uniform and making it less scary.

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By *amantha_Jade OP   Woman  over a year ago

Newcastle


"…

(No, I've not had one crap message for a good few weeks now. Yes, I'm still getting messages)

Maybe more women should ask for profile advice for why they might not be enjoying Fab as much as they should…. ….*runs away quickly.

Haha go on then… give me some pointers?

Okay. *shows qualifications (ID = Man)

Your photos are good and shows a sexy lady, no face pics but i understand peoples reasons why. So although not a perfect selection. It’s a good 8/10 effort. (Loses points for no face, just my own personal opinion, but Shows that we don’t meet to get naked to make our photos awesome gains points for this alone)

Your text it’s good and should filters me out and anyone who’s under 6ft. And it’s clear as a bell, apart from (*writes in red pen)are you just wanting to talk in the forum and have no intention of meeting … or you want tall muscular bearded good Looking men to message you??

So text looses marks more than it gains for confusion. But makes you for actually giving me something to read. 6/10

So in old money. I mark this as a C. You passed.

"

Thanks for the feedback

In clarification of the text… I’m not wanting to meet anyone at the moment, happy to chat in the forums but equally happy to chat via private message with those that fit what I’m looking for

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"…

Thanks for the feedback

In clarification of the text… I’m not wanting to meet anyone at the moment, happy to chat in the forums but equally happy to chat via private message with those that fit what I’m looking for "

So message them yourself. Because if you hope for just those guys to DM. Your only going to find dissatisfaction. Men will still say hello or try to get you to change your mind.

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By *amantha_Jade OP   Woman  over a year ago

Newcastle


"…

Thanks for the feedback

In clarification of the text… I’m not wanting to meet anyone at the moment, happy to chat in the forums but equally happy to chat via private message with those that fit what I’m looking for

So message them yourself. Because if you hope for just those guys to DM. Your only going to find dissatisfaction. Men will still say hello or try to get you to change your mind.

"

I have messaged men myself first and also fully accept that I will get people messaging that don’t fit what I’m looking for and have no issue with that. What I have issue with is people sending absolutely gross messages about what they want to do to me or what they want me to do to them, irrespective of what they look like. I’ve had ones that according to my bio, would ‘fit’ my physical ‘type’ but as soon as I see the message they get blocked.

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By *amantha_Jade OP   Woman  over a year ago

Newcastle


"F

I

L

T

E

R

S

Honestly. Filters.

Use them.

Filters.

They'll make your life a bit better.

Consider it the start of a new year, a new way of approaching Fab.

Use. Your. Filters

(No, I've not had one crap message for a good few weeks now. Yes, I'm still getting messages)

Hi Meli, I’ve got my filters on… my age range is set to block those under 35 or above 50, I don’t allow messages from anyone with no public pics (although this to me appears useless as they must add a pic just to send a message and then immediately delete it). Do you find it helps having your ‘verified only’ or blocking new members helps?

Hey Sam x

I'm adding a kiss so the overall tone is softened. I've blocked new members, non site supporters, non verified, no public photos. The age filter goes on when I'm fabmining and want to focus on my inbox/give better replies to folk. Does it help? Yes definitely. Especially if you're prone to logging on at horn o clock.

It's really improved my overall journey on the site - if someone catches my eye who is outside my filters I can message them but I'm happy with how it is currently. Navigating here can be a minefield so I'm a big advocate of putting on your own bomb disposal uniform and making it less scary."

Thanks Meli, I will get those filters added ok and hopefully will help x

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By *amantha_Jade OP   Woman  over a year ago

Newcastle


"

Thanks Meli, I will get those filters added ok and hopefully will help x "

*on

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By *HaRiFMan  over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Sometimes people think with their little head instead of their big head and get carried away.

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"The thing is, women can, and I'm sure should, put up filters and STILL get (nice) messages. I've had men blocked from messaging from day one, and although I'm sure that improves my overall experience, I do sometimes look at my empty message box and my '1 person looked at you yesterday' message and wonder if I should open Pandora's box, just for the endorphins. "

Thesp', interesting... My filters are lower than a drawbridge. Anyone can contact me. In the last three years I've only had half a dozen men contact me speculatively, despite my requirements being "women only". I can live with that. The remainders are forumites - of whatever erotic persuasion - messaging when it comes to games, advice or mental health support.

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By *amantha_Jade OP   Woman  over a year ago

Newcastle


"

Oh, I’m sorry to have popped the bubble of such a lovely message! If it helps, I have previously had some wonderful messages off (what appear to be) sweet, thoughtful and very genuine people , but have just had some awful ones the past few days.

Ps Your comparison to the charm of a rutting walrus is spot on

Oh, Ms. Jade, no need to apologise! I am relieved to hear there is some finely-crafted porcelain amid the endless sea of clay."

Oh there certainly is - they’re not all bad! I’ll tighten my filters up further and hopefully that will help, just a shame that some spoil it for others. I have no issue with newbies or unverified members messaging as long as they’re polite. Have a lovely day

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By *eah BabyCouple  over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria


"All good so far hopefully it will stay that way

That’s good to know "

Your messages are delightful x

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By *eah BabyCouple  over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria


"The thing is, women can, and I'm sure should, put up filters and STILL get (nice) messages. I've had men blocked from messaging from day one, and although I'm sure that improves my overall experience, I do sometimes look at my empty message box and my '1 person looked at you yesterday' message and wonder if I should open Pandora's box, just for the endorphins.

Which is why I think some women (not necessarily the OP) do keep filters as open as the men hope their legs will be.

They want a high LAY count, they love and loathe the attention a full yellow box gives them. It's an ego boost, validates that they're still sexually desirable beings even if it's just by Bob with his cock out over an unflushed toilet - a win is a win.

At some point they want better messages but sacrificing that yellow screen and having the balls to message men yourself is a tall ask - what happens if they, heaven forbid, say no to you?

So then they're stuck in the third circle of hell, doomed to be punished by the icy effect endless cock pics have on your vagina.

Great post Meli. I totally agree that will be the case for some women on here. Filters are there, be proactive and message the ones that do pique your interest…"

Totally agree

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"F

I

L

T

E

R

S

Honestly. Filters.

Use them.

Filters.

They'll make your life a bit better.

Consider it the start of a new year, a new way of approaching Fab.

Use. Your. Filters

(No, I've not had one crap message for a good few weeks now. Yes, I'm still getting messages)

Hi Meli, I’ve got my filters on… my age range is set to block those under 35 or above 50, I don’t allow messages from anyone with no public pics (although this to me appears useless as they must add a pic just to send a message and then immediately delete it). Do you find it helps having your ‘verified only’ or blocking new members helps? "

Weeps

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By *amantha_Jade OP   Woman  over a year ago

Newcastle


"

Hi Meli, I’ve got my filters on… my age range is set to block those under 35 or above 50, I don’t allow messages from anyone with no public pics (although this to me appears useless as they must add a pic just to send a message and then immediately delete it). Do you find it helps having your ‘verified only’ or blocking new members helps?

Weeps"

Sorry Brucey, you know I like them a bit older x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Hi Meli, I’ve got my filters on… my age range is set to block those under 35 or above 50, I don’t allow messages from anyone with no public pics (although this to me appears useless as they must add a pic just to send a message and then immediately delete it). Do you find it helps having your ‘verified only’ or blocking new members helps?

Weeps

Sorry Brucey, you know I like them a bit older x "

But I could totally put some grey dye in and talk about the good old days! I'll even limp a little if ya wanted?!

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By *amantha_Jade OP   Woman  over a year ago

Newcastle


"

Hi Meli, I’ve got my filters on… my age range is set to block those under 35 or above 50, I don’t allow messages from anyone with no public pics (although this to me appears useless as they must add a pic just to send a message and then immediately delete it). Do you find it helps having your ‘verified only’ or blocking new members helps?

Weeps

Sorry Brucey, you know I like them a bit older x

But I could totally put some grey dye in and talk about the good old days! I'll even limp a little if ya wanted?! "

Haha my age range is 35-50, not ‘help the aged’

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Hi Meli, I’ve got my filters on… my age range is set to block those under 35 or above 50, I don’t allow messages from anyone with no public pics (although this to me appears useless as they must add a pic just to send a message and then immediately delete it). Do you find it helps having your ‘verified only’ or blocking new members helps?

Weeps

Sorry Brucey, you know I like them a bit older x

But I could totally put some grey dye in and talk about the good old days! I'll even limp a little if ya wanted?!

Haha my age range is 35-50, not ‘help the aged’ "

Ah shit well I have nothing for that

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By *entlemanFoxMan  over a year ago

North East / London


"

...

Haha my age range is 35-50, not ‘help the aged’ "

And with a few taps of the keyboard your whole existence is eviscerated.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"…

Thanks for the feedback

In clarification of the text… I’m not wanting to meet anyone at the moment, happy to chat in the forums but equally happy to chat via private message with those that fit what I’m looking for

So message them yourself. Because if you hope for just those guys to DM. Your only going to find dissatisfaction. Men will still say hello or try to get you to change your mind.

I have messaged men myself first and also fully accept that I will get people messaging that don’t fit what I’m looking for and have no issue with that. What I have issue with is people sending absolutely gross messages about what they want to do to me or what they want me to do to them, irrespective of what they look like. I’ve had ones that according to my bio, would ‘fit’ my physical ‘type’ but as soon as I see the message they get blocked. "

It can suck on here sometimes. Just focus on the good stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I agree, it's honestly been ridiculous with the number of women trying to throw themselves at me since the start of the new year. I'M ONLY ONE MAN!

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"I agree, it's honestly been ridiculous with the number of women trying to throw themselves at me since the start of the new year. I'M ONLY ONE MAN! "

I’m sorry

I’ll stop now

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I agree, it's honestly been ridiculous with the number of women trying to throw themselves at me since the start of the new year. I'M ONLY ONE MAN! "

I can throw myself at you whenever you want

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I agree, it's honestly been ridiculous with the number of women trying to throw themselves at me since the start of the new year. I'M ONLY ONE MAN!

I’m sorry

I’ll stop now "

No no, you can stay

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I agree, it's honestly been ridiculous with the number of women trying to throw themselves at me since the start of the new year. I'M ONLY ONE MAN!

I can throw myself at you whenever you want "

Ooooh smooooooooooth! I'll be here to catch you

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I agree, it's honestly been ridiculous with the number of women trying to throw themselves at me since the start of the new year. I'M ONLY ONE MAN!

I can throw myself at you whenever you want

Ooooh smooooooooooth! I'll be here to catch you "

Ooh lovely

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