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Give us a FACT about YOUR DOG /DOGS
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One of them looks exactly like Simon Cowell before he had too much work.
The other looks exactly like Simon Cowell after he had too much work."
The Rex Factor |
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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago
Milton Keynes |
Fact about my greedy fat thick as f@€k dog is it’s back in the vets for the night again having its stomach pumped and observation after eating yet another chocolate bar the thick as f@€k kids left laying around
Human chocolate and little dogs don’t mix !!
Vets and my bank balance seem to go hand in hand  |
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She’s a sproodle and so when you are winding down to relax, she thinks it’s time to race round the room chasing a secret light that only she can see 
At around 9pm each evening she’ll get on my lap and give me a kiss… 
K |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"Fact about my greedy fat thick as f@€k dog is it’s back in the vets for the night again having its stomach pumped and observation after eating yet another chocolate bar the thick as f@€k kids left laying around
Human chocolate and little dogs don’t mix !!
Vets and my bank balance seem to go hand in hand "
Did the chocolate make your dog ill? Mine stole some advent calendar chocolate and they were fine.
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By *ryan... OP Man
over a year ago
1950's Original |
"One of ours, before he has a poo will circle 3 times, always clockwise "
Lots of studies showing dogs poo in a magnetic north-South alignment..and will try avoid a poo in a east-west direction..not yet known why.. another mystery of our canine friends |
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He, Homer I had to let go "passed away" lass month.
He Max was rescued out the back of an RTC beginning of the first lock down and the police where going to leave him tied to a fence, so we fosted him. But the Driver that had a stroke at the wheel did not make it, so he is still hear as next of kin did not want a German Shepherd, nor did I to be fair but I can't see an animal suffer |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
"One of ours, before he has a poo will circle 3 times, always clockwise
Lots of studies showing dogs poo in a magnetic north-South alignment..and will try avoid a poo in a east-west direction..not yet known why.. another mystery of our canine friends"
Its when they look at you looking at them pooing and they think....you're cleaning up this shit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One of ours, before he has a poo will circle 3 times, always clockwise "
One of ours does this, except they often circle about what seems like 20 times. They also do a sort of victory lap or two around the garden before coming back indoors  |
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Between rescuing him 8 years ago and losing him earlier this year, he chewed 37 pairs of my shoes...yes, I learnt quickly to put them out of his reach, but despite being 60+kg he could climb like a bloody mountain goat when he wanted to
My old girl once jumped into the passenger seat of a police car, over the policeman sat in the drivers seat....all 60kg of her, the poor policeman nearly shit himself  She liked going on road trips  |
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"One of ours, before he has a poo will circle 3 times, always clockwise
Lots of studies showing dogs poo in a magnetic north-South alignment..and will try avoid a poo in a east-west direction..not yet known why.. another mystery of our canine friends
Its when they look at you looking at them pooing and they think....you're cleaning up this shit "
Mine poo's ass south west if its windy as dosnot like the wind in his eyes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One of ours, before he has a poo will circle 3 times, always clockwise
Lots of studies showing dogs poo in a magnetic north-South alignment..and will try avoid a poo in a east-west direction..not yet known why.. another mystery of our canine friends"
Obviously nobody has told my boy that one.
I’d heard the north / sough alignment story but having observed him many times I’ve come to the conclusion he has no sense of direction whatsoever.
Either that or our back garden is in some weird space time continuum where it changes direction |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One of my two rescue dogs, Jinx, has bitten me 13 times since i got her in March.
She was adopted as an 8month old puppy from Romania. Went to the wrong home for 2yrs, where she was beaten, never groomed, only walked twice a week on a short lead attached to a pram, never walked on grass, never mixed with other dogs, and was underfed.
Her original name was Lottie, but she didnt respond to that.
She eventually bit the female owners child round the face (only scratched it).
The original adoption agency needed an emergency foster parent, so i volunteered.
In the first month, i thought id made a mistake. She was so full on, and snappy.
Now? Ive taken her on full-time. And she's my shadow. Im so proud of how much she's improved, and what a loving member of the family she has become. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mines a Beagle 3 now but still as crazy as a bag of spanner’s. He lives for food and is a constant scavenger and he always does a pre wash on the plates in the dishwasher. A royal pain in the butt but we love him( most of the time) |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
Mine is a gentleman, he likes playing soldiers but someone told me that polite dogs do that (gets down low and crawls along the ground). They don't know he caught a squirrel the other day and wouldn't let it go  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He's a 5yo cockapoo. Slightly mad, but very loveable. Hates cats, loves singing. Can't get enough of peanut butter."
My dog LOVES peanut butter, it’s funny watching him try to lick it off when it gets all stuck between his little teeth |
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"He's a 5yo cockapoo. Slightly mad, but very loveable. Hates cats, loves singing. Can't get enough of peanut butter.
My dog LOVES peanut butter, it’s funny watching him try to lick it off when it gets all stuck between his little teeth "
Yes! That little licking of his chops afterwards melts me! His best days are when the jar ends and he gets the whole empty jar to clean out! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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English Bull Terrier - unbelievable honestly, a complete dickhead, but you can see what EBT owners think on a facebook page. completely different from my previous dogs (but I would not change him) |
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By *ryan... OP Man
over a year ago
1950's Original |
"English Bull Terrier - unbelievable honestly, a complete dickhead, but you can see what EBT owners think on a facebook page. completely different from my previous dogs (but I would not change him)"
I'll swap you for some magic beans |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll swap you for some magic beans"
Some days that offer is tempting - he is asleep on his armchair at the moment, so perfect, but if I were to think of having a chocolate, crisps or getting lunch then I will have no peace. |
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She’s a rescue from Romania, so a street dog used to slumming it a bit. If it gets passed 10pm she will get the complete hump with me as I’m in the space on the sofa where she likes to sleep with all the cushions and blanket |
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Mine doesn’t realise how big he is he’s over 9 stone but try’s to sit on people’s lap like a small little lap dog ..He also manages to take biscuits out of a packet without spilling a crumb we’d be none the wiser if we hadn’t have caught him red handed .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve got two frenchies and they 69 each other constantly
I’ve never seen other dogs doing it
My dogs....wait....what?!!!"
It is like a canine sex fest in my house 24/7 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve got two frenchies and they 69 each other constantly
I’ve never seen other dogs doing it
My dogs....wait....what?!!!
It is like a canine sex fest in my house 24/7"
For once, im genuinely speechless!!
Im trying to imagine it...then realising i really dont want to do that |
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My dog loves cock...bull's pizzle.
He also has an amputee fetish...the only dog I've ever seen him mount.
He likes to sleep in our glory hole box.
He's proper wrong
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