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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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And sex obviously. Who enjoys partaking in a little food sex play. A little licking cream off someone perhaps, or a passing over of a hula hoop from mouth to mouth...ah damn I'm erect again.
Who has done it and who loves it? Tell you what I do hate. Ice cubes. Fuck ice cubes and sex.
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By (user no longer on site)
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Don't you find cream goes sour when it hits skin? Maybe it's just me - i hate the oiliness on my skin and the mess lol... Even melted chocolate is too oily 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Don't you find cream goes sour when it hits skin? Maybe it's just me - i hate the oiliness on my skin and the mess lol... Even melted chocolate is too oily
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Hang on are you tasting cream off yourself here? That's an idea... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't you find cream goes sour when it hits skin? Maybe it's just me - i hate the oiliness on my skin and the mess lol... Even melted chocolate is too oily
Hang on are you tasting cream off yourself here? That's an idea..."
Surely everyone has had a squirty cream covered nipple with cherry, sprinkles and chocolate sauce?! |
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"And sex obviously. Who enjoys partaking in a little food sex play. A little licking cream off someone perhaps, or a passing over of a hula hoop from mouth to mouth...ah damn I'm erect again.
Who has done it and who loves it? Tell you what I do hate. Ice cubes. Fuck ice cubes and sex.
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I'm just wondering,so no ice cubes (which aren't food) what are you thinking of? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not too much food before though. I have made that mistake before...
Just don't be greedy Brucey."
Do I seem like the kind of person that follows that kinda advice? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And sex obviously. Who enjoys partaking in a little food sex play. A little licking cream off someone perhaps, or a passing over of a hula hoop from mouth to mouth...ah damn I'm erect again.
Who has done it and who loves it? Tell you what I do hate. Ice cubes. Fuck ice cubes and sex.
I'm just wondering,so no ice cubes (which aren't food) what are you thinking of? "
You can eat ice cubes though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I feel deceived by the title of this thread.
Thought you are going to talk about food and it’s all about sex again! Damn it  "
I'm a bad bitch chaos what can I say? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't you find cream goes sour when it hits skin? Maybe it's just me - i hate the oiliness on my skin and the mess lol... Even melted chocolate is too oily
Hang on are you tasting cream off yourself here? That's an idea...
Surely everyone has had a squirty cream covered nipple with cherry, sprinkles and chocolate sauce?! "
Not on myself no but I really don't think I'd have any issues with oils on yours  |
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"Do I seem like the kind of person that follows that kinda advice?"
No.
Do I seem like the sort of person who says it because I expect you to follow the advice, or so I can say I told you so later? |
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"And sex obviously. Who enjoys partaking in a little food sex play. A little licking cream off someone perhaps, or a passing over of a hula hoop from mouth to mouth...ah damn I'm erect again.
Who has done it and who loves it? Tell you what I do hate. Ice cubes. Fuck ice cubes and sex.
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I like to take a sip of my cold drink and then take the man in my mouth, swirling the cold liquid and my tongue around his erection  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do I seem like the kind of person that follows that kinda advice?
No.
Do I seem like the sort of person who says it because I expect you to follow the advice, or so I can say I told you so later?"
No.
Do I seem like the kind of person that would have any reaction to I told you so other than 'but it's so good, do you mind hopping on top for this round love?' |
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" 'but it's so good, do you mind hopping on top for this round love?'"
Only if we go reverse cowgirl and I get a waterproof poncho. I don't want chunks in my hair if you've overindulged enough to be projectile. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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" 'but it's so good, do you mind hopping on top for this round love?'
Only if we go reverse cowgirl and I get a waterproof poncho. I don't want chunks in my hair if you've overindulged enough to be projectile."
Do you know, tentacle brat, that I've actually only been sick twice in my life (aside from when I was a stupid baby)
So I reckon you'd be ok. Might shit myself though? |
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"Do you know, tentacle brat, that I've actually only been sick twice in my life (aside from when I was a stupid baby)
So I reckon you'd be ok. Might shit myself though?"
Maybe I just want to feel sexy in a see through poncho and you're just shitting on my dreams here. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Do you know, tentacle brat, that I've actually only been sick twice in my life (aside from when I was a stupid baby)
So I reckon you'd be ok. Might shit myself though?
Maybe I just want to feel sexy in a see through poncho and you're just shitting on my dreams here."
I mean, I hear you, but I feel like it might get in the way of me grabbing some skin ya know? I kinda like that part? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You don't mix food and sex!
Hairs, body sweat 
Fresh from the shower, little bit of cream running down my torso, don't lie to me elf!  "
You'd soon be sweating if I was there though. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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I quite enjoy ice cubes, that difference in sensation is very hot.
I had a Boost eaten out of me very recently. Really hot. I love the taste of myself on my boyfriend's lips mixed with chocolate.
But a tip for those who like me don't possess forward thinking when sex is involved.
Don't wear white lace knickers as he's doing it.
You're really welcome for that image. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I quite enjoy ice cubes, that difference in sensation is very hot.
I had a Boost eaten out of me very recently. Really hot. I love the taste of myself on my boyfriend's lips mixed with chocolate.
But a tip for those who like me don't possess forward thinking when sex is involved.
Don't wear white lace knickers as he's doing it.
You're really welcome for that image."
love this!
Also, excellent chocolate bar choice. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You don't mix food and sex!
Hairs, body sweat
Fresh from the shower, little bit of cream running down my torso, don't lie to me elf!
You'd soon be sweating if I was there though. "
Possibly...but I don't think you'd be licking me in that moment anyway, I think you'd be pretty distracted |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I quite enjoy ice cubes, that difference in sensation is very hot.
I had a Boost eaten out of me very recently. Really hot. I love the taste of myself on my boyfriend's lips mixed with chocolate.
But a tip for those who like me don't possess forward thinking when sex is involved.
Don't wear white lace knickers as he's doing it.
You're really welcome for that image."
In some ways this is really hot, in others I imagine it looks like you're shitting from your pussy... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You don't mix food and sex!
Hairs, body sweat
Fresh from the shower, little bit of cream running down my torso, don't lie to me elf!
You'd soon be sweating if I was there though.
Possibly...but I don't think you'd be licking me in that moment anyway, I think you'd be pretty distracted "
Riding? |
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"Not during sex no. But an after sex banana is a must.
The mr
Some smoke, Mr knight eats a banana. I respect that!"
I smoke too. Just after the banana. Got to keep the energy levels up.
The mr
The mr |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I quite enjoy ice cubes, that difference in sensation is very hot.
I had a Boost eaten out of me very recently. Really hot. I love the taste of myself on my boyfriend's lips mixed with chocolate.
But a tip for those who like me don't possess forward thinking when sex is involved.
Don't wear white lace knickers as he's doing it.
You're really welcome for that image.
love this!
Also, excellent chocolate bar choice. "
Aww thank you! Not only does he have great taste in chocolate but he also does in girlfriends (who buy him said bar).
Bad side is I'm going to have to buy more lace lingerie. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I quite enjoy ice cubes, that difference in sensation is very hot.
I had a Boost eaten out of me very recently. Really hot. I love the taste of myself on my boyfriend's lips mixed with chocolate.
But a tip for those who like me don't possess forward thinking when sex is involved.
Don't wear white lace knickers as he's doing it.
You're really welcome for that image.
love this!
Also, excellent chocolate bar choice.
Aww thank you! Not only does he have great taste in chocolate but he also does in girlfriends (who buy him said bar).
Bad side is I'm going to have to buy more lace lingerie. "
Meli i feel like a cadburys cream egg is next for you to try |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You don't mix food and sex!
Hairs, body sweat
Fresh from the shower, little bit of cream running down my torso, don't lie to me elf!
You'd soon be sweating if I was there though.
Possibly...but I don't think you'd be licking me in that moment anyway, I think you'd be pretty distracted
Riding?"
Riding, bent over, hair being pulled, a mix and match I guess? I've got time... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not during sex no. But an after sex banana is a must.
The mr
Some smoke, Mr knight eats a banana. I respect that!
I smoke too. Just after the banana. Got to keep the energy levels up.
The mr
The mr "
Sweet potassium! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I quite enjoy ice cubes, that difference in sensation is very hot.
I had a Boost eaten out of me very recently. Really hot. I love the taste of myself on my boyfriend's lips mixed with chocolate.
But a tip for those who like me don't possess forward thinking when sex is involved.
Don't wear white lace knickers as he's doing it.
You're really welcome for that image.
love this!
Also, excellent chocolate bar choice.
Aww thank you! Not only does he have great taste in chocolate but he also does in girlfriends (who buy him said bar).
Bad side is I'm going to have to buy more lace lingerie. "
Meli have you ever had a starbar? I used to think boosts were the best until I got my lips around those naughty snacks... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You don't mix food and sex!
Hairs, body sweat
Fresh from the shower, little bit of cream running down my torso, don't lie to me elf!
You'd soon be sweating if I was there though.
Possibly...but I don't think you'd be licking me in that moment anyway, I think you'd be pretty distracted
Riding?
Riding, bent over, hair being pulled, a mix and match I guess? I've got time..."
Like a pick n mix? I can do this.
I'll bring the toys. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You don't mix food and sex!
Hairs, body sweat
Fresh from the shower, little bit of cream running down my torso, don't lie to me elf!
You'd soon be sweating if I was there though.
Possibly...but I don't think you'd be licking me in that moment anyway, I think you'd be pretty distracted
Riding?
Riding, bent over, hair being pulled, a mix and match I guess? I've got time...
Like a pick n mix? I can do this.
I'll bring the toys."
Just like that. We could even have a little spin board to decide where you're being fucked next. Such fun!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I want hot sexy woman lay on a bed naked. Fresh fruit, and She lets me use her body as a platter. And everyone wonders what my squirty cream is for? I write my name in her chest with it to mark where I’ve been. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You don't mix food and sex!
Hairs, body sweat
Fresh from the shower, little bit of cream running down my torso, don't lie to me elf!
You'd soon be sweating if I was there though.
Possibly...but I don't think you'd be licking me in that moment anyway, I think you'd be pretty distracted
Riding?
Riding, bent over, hair being pulled, a mix and match I guess? I've got time...
Like a pick n mix? I can do this.
I'll bring the toys.
Just like that. We could even have a little spin board to decide where you're being fucked next. Such fun! "
I am pretty good at twister. It's the long legs. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You don't mix food and sex!
Hairs, body sweat
Fresh from the shower, little bit of cream running down my torso, don't lie to me elf!
You'd soon be sweating if I was there though.
Possibly...but I don't think you'd be licking me in that moment anyway, I think you'd be pretty distracted
Riding?
Riding, bent over, hair being pulled, a mix and match I guess? I've got time...
Like a pick n mix? I can do this.
I'll bring the toys.
Just like that. We could even have a little spin board to decide where you're being fucked next. Such fun!
I am pretty good at twister. It's the long legs. "
Strip poker and twister and rum.
That, is an evening! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Are you and another forumtine trying to plant a seed in my head to try a biscuit with a iceing topping off cum as that’s this week and last that this topic has came up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You don't mix food and sex!
Hairs, body sweat
Fresh from the shower, little bit of cream running down my torso, don't lie to me elf!
You'd soon be sweating if I was there though.
Possibly...but I don't think you'd be licking me in that moment anyway, I think you'd be pretty distracted
Riding?
Riding, bent over, hair being pulled, a mix and match I guess? I've got time...
Like a pick n mix? I can do this.
I'll bring the toys.
Just like that. We could even have a little spin board to decide where you're being fucked next. Such fun!
I am pretty good at twister. It's the long legs.
Strip poker and twister and rum.
That, is an evening!"
Ready when you are |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I quite enjoy ice cubes, that difference in sensation is very hot.
I had a Boost eaten out of me very recently. Really hot. I love the taste of myself on my boyfriend's lips mixed with chocolate.
But a tip for those who like me don't possess forward thinking when sex is involved.
Don't wear white lace knickers as he's doing it.
You're really welcome for that image.
love this!
Also, excellent chocolate bar choice.
Aww thank you! Not only does he have great taste in chocolate but he also does in girlfriends (who buy him said bar).
Bad side is I'm going to have to buy more lace lingerie.
Meli i feel like a cadburys cream egg is next for you to try "
Ooo yes! I've got enough time to find one, he's got enough time to try and pretend he likes them. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Are you and another forumtine trying to plant a seed in my head to try a biscuit with a iceing topping off cum as that’s this week and last that this topic has came up "
Soggy biscuit! Yes we are. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You don't mix food and sex!
Hairs, body sweat
Fresh from the shower, little bit of cream running down my torso, don't lie to me elf!
You'd soon be sweating if I was there though.
Possibly...but I don't think you'd be licking me in that moment anyway, I think you'd be pretty distracted
Riding?
Riding, bent over, hair being pulled, a mix and match I guess? I've got time...
Like a pick n mix? I can do this.
I'll bring the toys.
Just like that. We could even have a little spin board to decide where you're being fucked next. Such fun!
I am pretty good at twister. It's the long legs.
Strip poker and twister and rum.
That, is an evening!
Ready when you are "
I know |
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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago
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"I like to drizzle maple syrup on the inner thigh watch it run down, then lap it up with my tongue 
Doesn't that get sticky?"
I use just a lil bit
U right too much gets sticky & sickly. Just a lil fun not trying to get diabetes haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You don't mix food and sex!
Hairs, body sweat
Fresh from the shower, little bit of cream running down my torso, don't lie to me elf!
You'd soon be sweating if I was there though.
Possibly...but I don't think you'd be licking me in that moment anyway, I think you'd be pretty distracted
Riding?
Riding, bent over, hair being pulled, a mix and match I guess? I've got time...
Like a pick n mix? I can do this.
I'll bring the toys.
Just like that. We could even have a little spin board to decide where you're being fucked next. Such fun!
I am pretty good at twister. It's the long legs.
Strip poker and twister and rum.
That, is an evening!
Ready when you are
I know "
Don't be shy now. You want it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can think of someone I wouldn't mind eating a ring doughnut off
If this isn't me than I'm not interested
Ahh Brucey, you can join the waiting list if you want  "
How many are in line? I hate queues. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You don't mix food and sex!
Hairs, body sweat
Fresh from the shower, little bit of cream running down my torso, don't lie to me elf!
You'd soon be sweating if I was there though.
Possibly...but I don't think you'd be licking me in that moment anyway, I think you'd be pretty distracted
Riding?
Riding, bent over, hair being pulled, a mix and match I guess? I've got time...
Like a pick n mix? I can do this.
I'll bring the toys.
Just like that. We could even have a little spin board to decide where you're being fucked next. Such fun!
I am pretty good at twister. It's the long legs.
Strip poker and twister and rum.
That, is an evening!
Ready when you are
I know
Don't be shy now. You want it. "
Elf if you think for a second I'd ever be shy around you, you are mistaken. I'd be annoying, then calmer and a little more serious, then flirty, then all the sexy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are you and another forumtine trying to plant a seed in my head to try a biscuit with a iceing topping off cum as that’s this week and last that this topic has came up
Soggy biscuit! Yes we are."
Ha ha emmm I not down for the game
But emmm maybe down for blowing a guy and instead off cum in my mouth / face have him cum on a biscuit and then have me eat it  ha ha running and hiding after this one |
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"Food then sex, sure. Sex then food, all good. Food and sex together? Fuck no.
Not too much food before though. I have made that mistake before..."
Dead right. My worst memory is of ordering a jacket potato at Eureka without realising that something was was about to evolve.
I ate it and was then told "Quick. Down in the woods NOW!"
However, I will never learn and have made the mistake many more times and, doubtless, will do so again. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Not a fan of the food but but defo a yes to ice cubes "
Oh yeah I'm game for ice cubes as long as it doesn't fucking touch me in any shape because my penis will be no more |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not a fan of the food but but defo a yes to ice cubes
Oh yeah I'm game for ice cubes as long as it doesn't fucking touch me in any shape because my penis will be no more "
In that case I’ll be chasing you with the cubes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Not a fan of the food but but defo a yes to ice cubes
Oh yeah I'm game for ice cubes as long as it doesn't fucking touch me in any shape because my penis will be no more
In that case I’ll be chasing you with the cubes "
Shrinky dinky fetish? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not a fan of the food but but defo a yes to ice cubes
Oh yeah I'm game for ice cubes as long as it doesn't fucking touch me in any shape because my penis will be no more
In that case I’ll be chasing you with the cubes
Shrinky dinky fetish?"
Now that would be telling |
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When I was married and in my 20s I used to be really into it. We would go shopping for certain foods. Then when I got divorced I went off it and now it makes feel yuk. Would sooner be covered in spunk than cream |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"When I was married and in my 20s I used to be really into it. We would go shopping for certain foods. Then when I got divorced I went off it and now it makes feel yuk. Would sooner be covered in spunk than cream"
That was quite the journey reading that paragraph... |
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"When I was married and in my 20s I used to be really into it. We would go shopping for certain foods. Then when I got divorced I went off it and now it makes feel yuk. Would sooner be covered in spunk than cream
That was quite the journey reading that paragraph..."
Yes its funny how your taste changes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"When I was married and in my 20s I used to be really into it. We would go shopping for certain foods. Then when I got divorced I went off it and now it makes feel yuk. Would sooner be covered in spunk than cream
That was quite the journey reading that paragraph...Yes its funny how your taste changes"
I'll let you know if I ever prefer spunk to cream  |
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