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Has anyone ever been caught masturbating by family or friends? I nearly have on a number of occasions but, thankfully, always managed to stow the meat just in time. |
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Yes I have. A friend walked in on my husband and I not long after we had met. We were having a house party after having had night in the local pub, and had sneaked upstairs for some fun. We were in the moment doing mutual masturbation when we noticed a friend was stood at the bedroom door. He said sorry and we just laughed. He had been stood for few moments. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Yes I have. A friend walked in on my husband and I not long after we had met. We were having a house party after having had night in the local pub, and had sneaked upstairs for some fun. We were in the moment doing mutual masturbation when we noticed a friend was stood at the bedroom door. He said sorry and we just laughed. He had been stood for few moments. "
lol yeah, of course he was. And I'll take a bit of a guess and say he had a noticeable tenting in the trouser department.
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By *avexxMan
over a year ago
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"Yes I have. A friend walked in on my husband and I not long after we had met. We were having a house party after having had night in the local pub, and had sneaked upstairs for some fun. We were in the moment doing mutual masturbation when we noticed a friend was stood at the bedroom door. He said sorry and we just laughed. He had been stood for few moments. "
he prob thought wow,,
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes I have. A friend walked in on my husband and I not long after we had met. We were having a house party after having had night in the local pub, and had sneaked upstairs for some fun. We were in the moment doing mutual masturbation when we noticed a friend was stood at the bedroom door. He said sorry and we just laughed. He had been stood for few moments. lol yeah, of course he was. And I'll take a bit of a guess and say he had a noticeable tenting in the trouser department."
No idea, I didn't take any notice. |
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Almost got caught few times but always covered up luckily! At uni I fell asleep in my housemates room and woke up to her playing with her girlfriend, that was very hot and let’s just say it wasn’t the last time  |
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"Back when I was a teenager I walked in on my brother trying to photocopy his dick , that was awkward !
Wait - you had a photocopier at home?
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My brother was spoilt , don’t know if father would of been impressed at how he was utilizing it though |
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"Back when I was a teenager I walked in on my brother trying to photocopy his dick , that was awkward !
Wait - you had a photocopier at home?
My brother was spoilt , don’t know if father would of been impressed at how he was utilizing it though "
Finally, all those sightiings of a young boy with a huge, square growth under his jumper, is finally explained. |
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"Back when I was a teenager I walked in on my brother trying to photocopy his dick , that was awkward !
Wait - you had a photocopier at home?
My brother was spoilt , don’t know if father would of been impressed at how he was utilizing it though "
The plot thickens .. he had a personal photocopier? In his bedroom?
well then of course - he was a blazing a trail as a forerunner of the proto dick pick.
I wholeheartedly retrospectivey support this endeavour. |
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"Back when I was a teenager I walked in on my brother trying to photocopy his dick , that was awkward !
Wait - you had a photocopier at home?
My brother was spoilt , don’t know if father would of been impressed at how he was utilizing it though
The plot thickens .. he had a personal photocopier? In his bedroom?
well then of course - he was a blazing a trail as a forerunner of the proto dick pick.
I wholeheartedly retrospectivey support this endeavour. "
I will pass on your best wishes |
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"Almost got caught few times but always covered up luckily! At uni I fell asleep in my housemates room and woke up to her playing with her girlfriend, that was very hot and let’s just say it wasn’t the last time "
What were they playing, hangman, battleships no wait kerplunk? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Almost got caught few times but always covered up luckily! At uni I fell asleep in my housemates room and woke up to her playing with her girlfriend, that was very hot and let’s just say it wasn’t the last time
What were they playing, hangman, battleships no wait kerplunk?"
Probably tiddlywinks. First girl to get her tiddle in the hole, wins. |
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"My mum caught me so many times when I was a teenager  It wasn't enough to stop you wanking where you could get caught then?
Obviously not  , In my defence it was normally in my bedroom "
I never asked, am I talking to Mr or Mrs? |
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"Back when I was a teenager I walked in on my brother trying to photocopy his dick , that was awkward !
Wait - you had a photocopier at home?
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You wouldn't believe the number of times pupils at the secondary girls school where I worked were caught photocopying their boobs in the resources centre! |
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"My mum caught me so many times when I was a teenager It wasn't enough to stop you wanking where you could get caught then?
Obviously not , In my defence it was normally in my bedroom I never asked, am I talking to Mr or Mrs?"
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By *lJay82Man
over a year ago
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"Has anyone ever been caught masturbating by family or friends? I nearly have on a number of occasions but, thankfully, always managed to stow the meat just in time."
I was almost caught when I was in my teens by my sister (adopted). And her and her freinds used to try catch me to embarrass me but were oblivious that I could hear the giggling. I thought it would be funny to put a vhs of david attenborough secret life of beetles on with volume down low and then make noises to encourage them to burst in only to find me (not wanking), but with a tin of baked beans poured all over my face. It backfired big time because they had a Polaroid camera and got 2 or 3 photos that were circulated around my school and my mum went ape because I'd ruined the carpet. It haunts me to this day |
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My friend (genuinely!) told me he used to have a danger wank on a Sunday morning. He’d be in bed wanking and shout for his mum to come upstairs. He’d then race to ‘arrive’ before she arrived.
I think the only possible thing less sexy than your mum catching you is having the presence of mind to replace the mental image of Carrie fisher with one of dear mater…… *shivers* |
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"My mum caught me so many times when I was a teenager It wasn't enough to stop you wanking where you could get caught then?
Obviously not , In my defence it was normally in my bedroom I never asked, am I talking to Mr or Mrs?
Mrs "
Maybe its easier for a girl to quicky hide he fanny than it is for a boy to cover up a throbbing erection. |
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