"Well this is amazingly random, OP. What’s brought these thoughts to your consciousness just now?"
He's the God of DickSize Threads.
Every time one is made, someone whispers his name three times into a mirror, wooOOOooo  |
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"Well this is amazingly random, OP. What’s brought these thoughts to your consciousness just now?"
There is a thread about best cocks. Rex immediately royal-flushed it by mentioning Harold.
Or, more interestingly, old Latin naughty boy here just has Harold on his brain at all times. |
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"Well this is amazingly random, OP. What’s brought these thoughts to your consciousness just now?
He's the God of DickSize Threads.
Every time one is made, someone whispers his name three times into a mirror, wooOOOooo "
I wonder if he knows. Is he a forum lurker loving the notoriety or sadly wishing people knew him for his poetry rather than his appendage or living in blissful ignorance? |
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"Well this is amazingly random, OP. What’s brought these thoughts to your consciousness just now?
He's the God of DickSize Threads.
Every time one is made, someone whispers his name three times into a mirror, wooOOOooo
I wonder if he knows. Is he a forum lurker loving the notoriety or sadly wishing people knew him for his poetry rather than his appendage or living in blissful ignorance? "
 Someone should message him and inform him of his celebrity status and budding fan club in The Lounge  |
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"Well this is amazingly random, OP. What’s brought these thoughts to your consciousness just now?
He's the God of DickSize Threads.
Every time one is made, someone whispers his name three times into a mirror, wooOOOooo
I wonder if he knows. Is he a forum lurker loving the notoriety or sadly wishing people knew him for his poetry rather than his appendage or living in blissful ignorance?
Someone should message him and inform him of his celebrity status and budding fan club in The Lounge "
He already lists it on his profile  |
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"Well this is amazingly random, OP. What’s brought these thoughts to your consciousness just now?"
An earlier post that sang his praises and so I looked at his profile and immediately needed therapy as I felt totally emasculated.
I think his Willy will leave a lady in tatters. |
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"Well this is amazingly random, OP. What’s brought these thoughts to your consciousness just now?
There is a thread about best cocks. Rex immediately royal-flushed it by mentioning Harold.
Or, more interestingly, old Latin naughty boy here just has Harold on his brain at all times."
Oh NOW I see. I’m slacking, I don’t often read the tit size/arse size/cock size threads
Apart from when I was slightly Christmasified a couple of days ago and barged in on the Small Boobs thread  I feel vindicated though, Tina Titz got lost in there too  |
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"Well this is amazingly random, OP. What’s brought these thoughts to your consciousness just now?
There is a thread about best cocks. Rex immediately royal-flushed it by mentioning Harold.
Or, more interestingly, old Latin naughty boy here just has Harold on his brain at all times.
Oh NOW I see. I’m slacking, I don’t often read the tit size/arse size/cock size threads
Apart from when I was slightly Christmasified a couple of days ago and barged in on the Small Boobs thread I feel vindicated though, Tina Titz got lost in there too "
Just off to have a look on that thread, whose title meant I was not initially drawn to it.  |
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"I’ve just viewed his profile as curiosity got the better of me, no way that’s coming anywhere near me, eye watering  "
I sense certain physical parts contracted!
I tell you, my buttocks clenched, and my willy became the size of a very small button mushroom, made a squeaking noise and asked directions to Beachey Head. |
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"Do we think Cherryblossom could take Big Harold though?
He’s not a young guy with experience, come on Brucey "
Oh that's only her thing for this week, it'll be back to minimum 10 inches next week! |
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"I’ve just viewed his profile as curiosity got the better of me, no way that’s coming anywhere near me, eye watering
I sense certain physical parts contracted!
I tell you, my buttocks clenched, and my willy became the size of a very small button mushroom, made a squeaking noise and asked directions to Beachey Head."
don’t do it! |
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"Well this is amazingly random, OP. What’s brought these thoughts to your consciousness just now?"
WOW.. Forget about the topic..you should have your own Fan Club.. |
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"Well this is amazingly random, OP. What’s brought these thoughts to your consciousness just now?
WOW.. Forget about the topic..you should have your own Fan Club.. "
She does. We are called the danger zoners |
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"I tell you, my buttocks clenched, and my willy became the size of a very small button mushroom, made a squeaking noise and asked directions to Beachey Head.
don’t do it! "
Possibly not an appropriate reference, on Tik Toc I guess that would have been removed. |
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"Is he Jacqueline Jossa's boyfriend ??
No I am. Max doesn’t know and he never will okay?"
Wasn't Max Jacqueline Jossas dad? Then again, we are talking EastEnders and the guy liked to smash... |
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"My fanny hurts just looking at it. And my fanny is much bigger than the average woman. "
The average woman is 5'6". The mind boggles...
I'm singing!
'In a cavern, in a canyon, excavaaaatin' for a seam,
Lived a miner and his daughter, and her name was Buttercream.' |
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"My fanny hurts just looking at it. And my fanny is much bigger than the average woman.
Average woman or average woman's? Very important difference to your choice of words "
Yes, very important now you mention it. I meant average woman. My fanny is 5ft4 and 13 stone 6lbs. |
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"My fanny hurts just looking at it. And my fanny is much bigger than the average woman.
Average woman or average woman's? Very important difference to your choice of words
Yes, very important now you mention it. I meant average woman. My fanny is 5ft4 and 13 stone 6lbs. "
That sounds just like Fanny McDougal who lives next door. |
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"My fanny hurts just looking at it. And my fanny is much bigger than the average woman.
Average woman or average woman's? Very important difference to your choice of words
Yes, very important now you mention it. I meant average woman. My fanny is 5ft4 and 13 stone 6lbs. "
Ah a nice cosy place to keep warm in this bleak winter |
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"My fanny hurts just looking at it. And my fanny is much bigger than the average woman.
Average woman or average woman's? Very important difference to your choice of words
Yes, very important now you mention it. I meant average woman. My fanny is 5ft4 and 13 stone 6lbs. "
How... How did you weigh it |
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How... How did you weigh it
Displacement method, as invented by Archimedes in his bath.
No need for water, of course, with Harold's pics in front of you."
Yes, this is how I do it. I'm very familiar with the displacement method. I truly am.
*runs to Google* |
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The size queens wouldn’t know what to do with that surely…. If he just called himself Weapon of ass destruction and then just cracked on making porn he’d be a millionaire |
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"Is he Jacqueline Jossa's boyfriend ??
No I am. Max doesn’t know and he never will okay?
Wasn't Max Jacqueline Jossas dad? Then again, we are talking EastEnders and the guy liked to smash..."
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Just seen this thread so thought I would make my personal apperance and throw in my 2 cents. This is not the first thread about me and will not be the last im sure! Any 'BIG cock' thread here is not complete without my mention.
It is true though only true size queens know how to handle and yes for the record 80% of the time 'I am too large' but if you can take it, I can only say its the deepest intense orgasms a woman will ever experience. |
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"Just seen this thread so thought I would make my personal apperance and throw in my 2 cents. This is not the first thread about me and will not be the last im sure! Any 'BIG cock' thread here is not complete without my mention.
It is true though only true size queens know how to handle and yes for the record 80% of the time 'I am too large' but if you can take it, I can only say its the deepest intense orgasms a woman will ever experience. "
Welcome to the forum good sir  |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
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"Just seen this thread so thought I would make my personal apperance and throw in my 2 cents. This is not the first thread about me and will not be the last im sure! Any 'BIG cock' thread here is not complete without my mention.
It is true though only true size queens know how to handle and yes for the record 80% of the time 'I am too large' but if you can take it, I can only say its the deepest intense orgasms a woman will ever experience. "
As he has posted on this thread seemed rude not to have another look at his pics! |
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"Just seen this thread so thought I would make my personal apperance and throw in my 2 cents. This is not the first thread about me and will not be the last im sure! Any 'BIG cock' thread here is not complete without my mention.
It is true though only true size queens know how to handle and yes for the record 80% of the time 'I am too large' but if you can take it, I can only say its the deepest intense orgasms a woman will ever experience. "
We can always fist them upto the elbow if they want |
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"Just seen this thread so thought I would make my personal apperance and throw in my 2 cents. This is not the first thread about me and will not be the last im sure! Any 'BIG cock' thread here is not complete without my mention.
It is true though only true size queens know how to handle and yes for the record 80% of the time 'I am too large' but if you can take it, I can only say its the deepest intense orgasms a woman will ever experience. "
Feel like I've met a celebrity! Good to meet ya Harold, there's many here who claim to be size queens, go get em  |
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"Just seen this thread so thought I would make my personal apperance and throw in my 2 cents. This is not the first thread about me and will not be the last im sure! Any 'BIG cock' thread here is not complete without my mention.
It is true though only true size queens know how to handle and yes for the record 80% of the time 'I am too large' but if you can take it, I can only say its the deepest intense orgasms a woman will ever experience. "
Cock royalty walks among us folks! Hi Harold, I feel like I know you haha.
One of the few guys on Fab I assume has to turn down multiple offers. Good on ya big man |
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By *op2Couple
over a year ago
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"Just seen this thread so thought I would make my personal apperance and throw in my 2 cents. This is not the first thread about me and will not be the last im sure! Any 'BIG cock' thread here is not complete without my mention.
It is true though only true size queens know how to handle and yes for the record 80% of the time 'I am too large' but if you can take it, I can only say its the deepest intense orgasms a woman will ever experience. "
can we ask how big it actually is? |
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"Just seen this thread so thought I would make my personal apperance and throw in my 2 cents. This is not the first thread about me and will not be the last im sure! Any 'BIG cock' thread here is not complete without my mention.
It is true though only true size queens know how to handle and yes for the record 80% of the time 'I am too large' but if you can take it, I can only say its the deepest intense orgasms a woman will ever experience. "
Salutations, Big Harold! |
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