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88yrs old with WW1 shell stuck up his ass.

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By *he Ambassador OP Man over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

A French hospital was is full evaluation mode after a 88 yr old came in with an artillery shell up his ass,

He later told staff it was a rare collectors item and had been deactivated,

Yes this happened.

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man over a year ago

Wirral

Where is Tom he missed this

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

An all too common mishap that could befall anyone of us at any time….

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By *he Ambassador OP Man over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"An all too common mishap that could befall anyone of us at any time…."
lol the released a pic of the shell and all,

Some boy for one boy,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A French hospital was is full evaluation mode after a 88 yr old came in with an artillery shell up his ass,

He later told staff it was a rare collectors item and had been deactivated,

Yes this happened. "

Poor fella. All he wanted was to go out with a bang

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By *he Ambassador OP Man over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"A French hospital was is full evaluation mode after a 88 yr old came in with an artillery shell up his ass,

He later told staff it was a rare collectors item and had been deactivated,

Yes this happened.

Poor fella. All he wanted was to go out with a bang"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

FIRE IN THE HOLE!

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple over a year ago

Ryde

I'm surprised he didn't claim it was VERY large piece of shrapnel he picked up in the war.

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By *he Ambassador OP Man over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"FIRE IN THE HOLE!"

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By *he Ambassador OP Man over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"I'm surprised he didn't claim it was VERY large piece of shrapnel he picked up in the war."

Very Very large in this case,,

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By *r_North-EastMan over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I’m surprised Tom missed this.

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

That’s nothing, Christopher Walken hid a watch up his ass for two years. True story

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"I’m surprised Tom missed this."

I’m surprised he missed this ticking time bomb too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Didn't we do this a couple of weeks ago?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Didn't we do this a couple of weeks ago?"

Did you? Are you the guy with the shell up his posterior?

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By *ixedDevilMan over a year ago

Bootyville

I think that’s what they used as butt plugs during the war

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

Artillery ? Shell ? They’re rather large

The mr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Poor guy said he was only trying to cum out of his shell

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By *he Ambassador OP Man over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Didn't we do this a couple of weeks ago?"
whos We?

I was in hibernation a few weeks ago

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By *he Ambassador OP Man over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Poor guy said he was only trying to cum out of his shell"

they are getting worse now

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

"A French hospital was is full evaluation mode after a 88 yr old came in with an artillery shell up his ass,

He later told staff it was a rare collectors item and had been deactivated,

Yes this happened. "
Oh no it didn't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Didn't we do this a couple of weeks ago?"

We did. I made exactly the same joke.

If we're recycling threads, I'm recycling jokes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Didn't we do this a couple of weeks ago?

We did. I made exactly the same joke.

If we're recycling threads, I'm recycling jokes."

Just Re-Pete ^

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Before anyone asks, it wasn’t my Nan’s partner

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Before anyone asks, it wasn’t my Nan’s partner "

We wondered if it was you, F&B

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Before anyone asks, it wasn’t my Nan’s partner

We wondered if it was you, F&B

Can’t deny or confirm this baseless accusation !

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Before anyone asks, it wasn’t my Nan’s partner

We wondered if it was you, F&B

Can’t deny or confirm this baseless accusation ! "

Knew it! Explosive stuff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Before anyone asks, it wasn’t my Nan’s partner

We wondered if it was you, F&B

Can’t deny or confirm this baseless accusation !

Knew it! Explosive stuff

AWorst than a spicy curry

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Before anyone asks, it wasn’t my Nan’s partner

We wondered if it was you, F&B

Can’t deny or confirm this baseless accusation !

Knew it! Explosive stuff

AWorst than a spicy curry "

Currywurst IS pretty tasty, to be fair. I do like a bit of spicy meat

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