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The Fab cruise ship has unfortunately hit a reef, and is sinking. Fortunately,there are sufficient lifeboats for all, but NOT for all the luggage. A beautiful, uninhabited tropical island with abundant food and fresh water is just on the horizon.
1: What 3 portable items do you save from the wreck, and why?
2: What is the first thing you will do on arrival?
3: What will be your most valuable skills?
For me...
1) Proust, an ultra-sharp knife and sunblock, so I can finally get around to reading A La Recherche, shave and start fires, and not get skin cancer/horrendous burns.
2) Explore, I think, and make a map. I love drawing and walking.
3) I can build shelters, start fires,and cook...but probably listening will be the most useful skill for a long stay.
Over to you! I can't wait to learn all about your reactions in extremis.
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I'd take a kindle and a solar powered charger as I couldn't cope without my books. Plus a big cosy blanket as however tropical it'd still get cold at night.
On arrival I suppose I'd find the sexiest looking man and put my claim on him.
And as for skills, well I have an amazing sense of humour so could cheer everyone up. That or get my boobs out  |
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"The Fab cruise ship has unfortunately hit a reef, and is sinking. Fortunately,there are sufficient lifeboats for all, but NOT for all the luggage. A beautiful, uninhabited tropical island with abundant food and fresh water is just on the horizon.
1: What 3 portable items do you save from the wreck, and why?
2: What is the first thing you will do on arrival?
3: What will be your most valuable skills?
For me...
1) Proust, an ultra-sharp knife and sunblock, so I can finally get around to reading A La Recherche, shave and start fires, and not get skin cancer/horrendous burns.
2) Explore, I think, and make a map. I love drawing and walking.
3) I can build shelters, start fires,and cook...but probably listening will be the most useful skill for a long stay.
Over to you! I can't wait to learn all about your reactions in extremis.
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How can you make a map with no pen and paper in your 3 items? |
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"The Fab cruise ship has unfortunately hit a reef, and is sinking. Fortunately,there are sufficient lifeboats for all, but NOT for all the luggage. A beautiful, uninhabited tropical island with abundant food and fresh water is just on the horizon.
1: What 3 portable items do you save from the wreck, and why?
2: What is the first thing you will do on arrival?
3: What will be your most valuable skills?
For me...
1) Proust, an ultra-sharp knife and sunblock, so I can finally get around to reading A La Recherche, shave and start fires, and not get skin cancer/horrendous burns.
2) Explore, I think, and make a map. I love drawing and walking.
3) I can build shelters, start fires,and cook...but probably listening will be the most useful skill for a long stay.
Over to you! I can't wait to learn all about your reactions in extremis.
How can you make a map with no pen and paper in your 3 items?"
Bark and charcoal work well. |
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"I'd take a kindle and a solar powered charger as I couldn't cope without my books. Plus a big cosy blanket as however tropical it'd still get cold at night.
On arrival I suppose I'd find the sexiest looking man and put my claim on him.
And as for skills, well I have an amazing sense of humour so could cheer everyone up. That or get my boobs out "
If you could tell jokes which you laugh at WHILST getting your boobs out, I think we could fairly claim to have regained Paradise. |
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"1. Phone , sun cream because I’d burn to a crisp and toiletries because hygiene.
2. Panic
3. I can cook  "
Scottish people and sunshine is a cruel combination, I know. We'll build Casa El Shiv first, I promise, and with extra-shady palm leaves. |
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"I'd take a kindle and a solar powered charger as I couldn't cope without my books. Plus a big cosy blanket as however tropical it'd still get cold at night.
On arrival I suppose I'd find the sexiest looking man and put my claim on him.
And as for skills, well I have an amazing sense of humour so could cheer everyone up. That or get my boobs out
If you could tell jokes which you laugh at WHILST getting your boobs out, I think we could fairly claim to have regained Paradise. "
I always laugh at my own jokes. Someone has to. And these boobs just slip out so easily.
Paradise found  |
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"I’m pretty sure I’d kill myself as I despise tropical islands and hot weather in general
Oh, Cherry!
Show me on the doll whete Bora-Bora hurt you. "
I can show you on me, though that would entail uncovering my ample bosoms  |
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I’ll be semi serious.
Swiss Army knife (other multi tools are available)
Muslin cloth
Rope
I would have a scout round
Build a shelter
Sunbathe
I can skin & prepare various animals
Not a bad shot with a bow & arrow
Pretty calm in a crisis
Can lead |
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I'd take the big book of forum answers...there's always someone who knows the exact answer to any problem in it!
Oh, and don't forget the meat now feature....never know when I'll get hungry. |
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"I’m pretty sure I’d kill myself as I despise tropical islands and hot weather in general
Oh, Cherry!
Show me on the doll whete Bora-Bora hurt you.
I can show you on me, though that would entail uncovering my ample bosoms "
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"I’m pretty sure I’d kill myself as I despise tropical islands and hot weather in general
Oh, Cherry!
Show me on the doll whete Bora-Bora hurt you.
I can show you on me, though that would entail uncovering my ample bosoms "
Oh no! This has gone horribly wron...
Wait a minute...
Do carry on. |
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"I’ll be semi serious.
Swiss Army knife (other multi tools are available)
Muslin cloth
Rope
I would have a scout round
Build a shelter
Sunbathe
I can skin & prepare various animals
Not a bad shot with a bow & arrow
Pretty calm in a crisis
Can lead "
Blimey! Like a sexy Ray Mears! Thst's impressive. |
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"1. Phone , sun cream because I’d burn to a crisp and toiletries because hygiene.
2. Panic
3. I can cook
Scottish people and sunshine is a cruel combination, I know. We'll build Casa El Shiv first, I promise, and with extra-shady palm leaves."
Thanks , I’ll just rock back and forth in there till we’ve been rescued |
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"I’ll be semi serious.
Swiss Army knife (other multi tools are available)
Muslin cloth
Rope
I would have a scout round
Build a shelter
Sunbathe
I can skin & prepare various animals
Not a bad shot with a bow & arrow
Pretty calm in a crisis
Can lead
Blimey! Like a sexy Ray Mears! Thst's impressive."
I was a scout leader . I still have my uniform if there’s anyone interested - PMSL |
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"I’ll be semi serious.
Swiss Army knife (other multi tools are available)
Muslin cloth
Rope
I would have a scout round
Build a shelter
Sunbathe
I can skin & prepare various animals
Not a bad shot with a bow & arrow
Pretty calm in a crisis
Can lead
Blimey! Like a sexy Ray Mears! Thst's impressive.
I was a scout leader . I still have my uniform if there’s anyone interested - PMSL"
I was in the navy, I still have the uniform that stopped fitting a long time ago |
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"I’ll be semi serious.
Swiss Army knife (other multi tools are available)
Muslin cloth
Rope
I would have a scout round
Build a shelter
Sunbathe
I can skin & prepare various animals
Not a bad shot with a bow & arrow
Pretty calm in a crisis
Can lead
Blimey! Like a sexy Ray Mears! Thst's impressive.
I was a scout leader . I still have my uniform if there’s anyone interested - PMSL
I was in the navy, I still have the uniform that stopped fitting a long time ago "
Surely it’s worth trying on  |
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"I’ll be semi serious.
Swiss Army knife (other multi tools are available)
Muslin cloth
Rope
I would have a scout round
Build a shelter
Sunbathe
I can skin & prepare various animals
Not a bad shot with a bow & arrow
Pretty calm in a crisis
Can lead
Blimey! Like a sexy Ray Mears! Thst's impressive.
I was a scout leader . I still have my uniform if there’s anyone interested - PMSL
I was in the navy, I still have the uniform that stopped fitting a long time ago
Surely it’s worth trying on "
I can fit exactly one leg in the skirt |
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"I’ll be semi serious.
Swiss Army knife (other multi tools are available)
Muslin cloth
Rope
I would have a scout round
Build a shelter
Sunbathe
I can skin & prepare various animals
Not a bad shot with a bow & arrow
Pretty calm in a crisis
Can lead
Blimey! Like a sexy Ray Mears! Thst's impressive.
I was a scout leader . I still have my uniform if there’s anyone interested - PMSL
I was in the navy, I still have the uniform that stopped fitting a long time ago
Surely it’s worth trying on
I can fit exactly one leg in the skirt "
And the shirt? |
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"I’ll be semi serious.
Swiss Army knife (other multi tools are available)
Muslin cloth
Rope
I would have a scout round
Build a shelter
Sunbathe
I can skin & prepare various animals
Not a bad shot with a bow & arrow
Pretty calm in a crisis
Can lead
Blimey! Like a sexy Ray Mears! Thst's impressive.
I was a scout leader . I still have my uniform if there’s anyone interested - PMSL
I was in the navy, I still have the uniform that stopped fitting a long time ago
Surely it’s worth trying on
I can fit exactly one leg in the skirt
And the shirt?"
One nipple |
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"I’ll be semi serious.
Swiss Army knife (other multi tools are available)
Muslin cloth
Rope
I would have a scout round
Build a shelter
Sunbathe
I can skin & prepare various animals
Not a bad shot with a bow & arrow
Pretty calm in a crisis
Can lead
Blimey! Like a sexy Ray Mears! Thst's impressive.
I was a scout leader . I still have my uniform if there’s anyone interested - PMSL
I was in the navy, I still have the uniform that stopped fitting a long time ago
Surely it’s worth trying on
I can fit exactly one leg in the skirt
And the shirt?
One nipple "
That’s what I’m talking about |
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"1. Phone , sun cream because I’d burn to a crisp and toiletries because hygiene.
2. Panic
3. I can cook
Scottish people and sunshine is a cruel combination, I know. We'll build Casa El Shiv first, I promise, and with extra-shady palm leaves.
Thanks , I’ll just rock back and forth in there till we’ve been rescued "
Pretend the waterfall spray is drizzling rain, and the mosquitoes are midges. Add a bunch of effete Sassenachs mooching around whinging, and it will be just like home.
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I was a scout leader . I still have my uniform if there’s anyone interested - PMSL
I was in the navy, I still have the uniform that stopped fitting a long time ago
Surely it’s worth trying on
I can fit exactly one leg in the skirt
And the shirt?
One nipple
That’s what I’m talking about "
I LOVE it when a plan comes together. |
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I was a scout leader . I still have my uniform if there’s anyone interested - PMSL
I was in the navy, I still have the uniform that stopped fitting a long time ago
Surely it’s worth trying on
I can fit exactly one leg in the skirt
And the shirt?
One nipple
That’s what I’m talking about
I LOVE it when a plan comes together."
Wrong Hannibal for this expedition |
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"1. Phone , sun cream because I’d burn to a crisp and toiletries because hygiene.
2. Panic
3. I can cook
Scottish people and sunshine is a cruel combination, I know. We'll build Casa El Shiv first, I promise, and with extra-shady palm leaves.
Thanks , I’ll just rock back and forth in there till we’ve been rescued
Pretend the waterfall spray is drizzling rain, and the mosquitoes are midges. Add a bunch of effete Sassenachs mooching around whinging, and it will be just like home.
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I was a scout leader . I still have my uniform if there’s anyone interested - PMSL
I was in the navy, I still have the uniform that stopped fitting a long time ago
Surely it’s worth trying on
I can fit exactly one leg in the skirt
And the shirt?
One nipple
That’s what I’m talking about
I LOVE it when a plan comes together.
Wrong Hannibal for this expedition "
True, but YET AGAIN I forgot to pack the elephants.
Elephantisn't.
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over a year ago
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I'll answer when home from the pub
But it will involve fire lighting kit, knives, water carrying kit even condoms
First to find
Water and shelter
Things I bring, hunt, kill, build shelter, make fire, cook anything |
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I was a scout leader . I still have my uniform if there’s anyone interested - PMSL
I was in the navy, I still have the uniform that stopped fitting a long time ago
Surely it’s worth trying on
I can fit exactly one leg in the skirt
And the shirt?
One nipple
That’s what I’m talking about
I LOVE it when a plan comes together."
Oh well, if I MUST  |
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"I'll answer when home from the pub
But it will involve fire lighting kit, knives, water carrying kit even condoms
First to find
Water and shelter
Things I bring, hunt, kill, build shelter, make fire, cook anything "
I love the fact that your quick temporary list beats most of our considered ones into a cocked hat! You and Misty are goimg to be indispensable. |
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I was a scout leader . I still have my uniform if there’s anyone interested - PMSL
I was in the navy, I still have the uniform that stopped fitting a long time ago
Surely it’s worth trying on
I can fit exactly one leg in the skirt
And the shirt?
One nipple
That’s what I’m talking about
I LOVE it when a plan comes together.
Oh well, if I MUST "
Yes. You really really must |
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"The Fab cruise ship has unfortunately hit a reef, and is sinking. Fortunately,there are sufficient lifeboats for all, but NOT for all the luggage. A beautiful, uninhabited tropical island with abundant food and fresh water is just on the horizon.
1: What 3 portable items do you save from the wreck, and why?
2: What is the first thing you will do on arrival?
3: What will be your most valuable skills?
For me...
1) Proust, an ultra-sharp knife and sunblock, so I can finally get around to reading A La Recherche, shave and start fires, and not get skin cancer/horrendous burns.
2) Explore, I think, and make a map. I love drawing and walking.
3) I can build shelters, start fires,and cook...but probably listening will be the most useful skill for a long stay.
Over to you! I can't wait to learn all about your reactions in extremis.
How can you make a map with no pen and paper in your 3 items?
Bark and charcoal work well."
Was going to say on a cave wall in blood/berry juice. Hoping there will be berries  |
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1 lingerie condoms and lub
2 find flat ground in the camp to set up a tent as my knocking shop
3 the hunter garthers will need sex dolls to play with after a hard day’s hunting I give a awesome bj and can take a pounding like a pro so best suited as the camp stress leaver |
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Leatherman, couple of cotton tablecloths, large roll of industrial strength bin bags. (101 uses for cotton and plastic)
I'd make shelter, near fresh water, build fire, search the island,
I'm ok at first aid and can stitch and dress a wound pretty well. I can kill, prep and cook food....and if you run out of food, there is enough meat on me to keep you going for a year.
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Well seeing as there are plenty of Hunter gatherers…
I’m off to top up my tan. I didn’t pack a bikini so I guess there will be no tan lines
And if I think I need to be productive later I shall set up a volleyball team. |
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"Well seeing as there are plenty of Hunter gatherers…
I’m off to top up my tan. I didn’t pack a bikini so I guess there will be no tan lines
And if I think I need to be productive later I shall set up a volleyball team."
can i play?? |
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"Well seeing as there are plenty of Hunter gatherers…
I’m off to top up my tan. I didn’t pack a bikini so I guess there will be no tan lines
And if I think I need to be productive later I shall set up a volleyball team.can i play?? "
Volleyball? Of course |
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"Leatherman, couple of cotton tablecloths, large roll of industrial strength bin bags. (101 uses for cotton and plastic)
I'd make shelter, near fresh water, build fire, search the island,
I'm ok at first aid and can stitch and dress a wound pretty well. I can kill, prep and cook food....and if you run out of food, there is enough meat on me to keep you going for a year.
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Practically perfect in every way!
I KNEW Fabbers would do well here. |
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"Well seeing as there are plenty of Hunter gatherers…
I’m off to top up my tan. I didn’t pack a bikini so I guess there will be no tan lines
And if I think I need to be productive later I shall set up a volleyball team.can i play??
Volleyball? Of course "
sweet,, i wont be long finishing off the pizza oven,,  |
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Seems most of the practical stuff is covered
I might start walking up and down selling bits of tat - desert island looky looky woman
Or, pass laminated A4 cards around, stand awkwardly at all the sunbathers and sell massages |
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"Well seeing as there are plenty of Hunter gatherers…
I’m off to top up my tan. I didn’t pack a bikini so I guess there will be no tan lines
And if I think I need to be productive later I shall set up a volleyball team.can i play??
Volleyball? Of course sweet,, i wont be long finishing off the pizza oven,, "
Ohhhhh niiice |
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"Seems most of the practical stuff is covered
I might start walking up and down selling bits of tat - desert island looky looky woman
Or, pass laminated A4 cards around, stand awkwardly at all the sunbathers and sell massages "
I've had precisely one massage in my life. Where does one sign up? |
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"Well seeing as there are plenty of Hunter gatherers…
I’m off to top up my tan. I didn’t pack a bikini so I guess there will be no tan lines
And if I think I need to be productive later I shall set up a volleyball team.can i play??
Volleyball? Of course sweet,, i wont be long finishing off the pizza oven,,
Ohhhhh niiice"
well we need to get creative with all these dam pineapples, |
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"Seems most of the practical stuff is covered
I might start walking up and down selling bits of tat - desert island looky looky woman
Or, pass laminated A4 cards around, stand awkwardly at all the sunbathers and sell massages
I've had precisely one massage in my life. Where does one sign up?"
You just decide on the spot really
My one beach massage experience left me with ptsd |
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"Well seeing as there are plenty of Hunter gatherers…
I’m off to top up my tan. I didn’t pack a bikini so I guess there will be no tan lines
And if I think I need to be productive later I shall set up a volleyball team.can i play??
Volleyball? Of course sweet,, i wont be long finishing off the pizza oven,,
Ohhhhh niiice well we need to get creative with all these dam pineapples, "
I could set up a cock & pineapple ring hoopla competition?
I appear to have nominated myself as games coordinator |
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"Well seeing as there are plenty of Hunter gatherers…
I’m off to top up my tan. I didn’t pack a bikini so I guess there will be no tan lines
And if I think I need to be productive later I shall set up a volleyball team.can i play??
Volleyball? Of course sweet,, i wont be long finishing off the pizza oven,,
Ohhhhh niiice well we need to get creative with all these dam pineapples,
I could set up a cock & pineapple ring hoopla competition?
I appear to have nominated myself as games coordinator "
Beach rugby! |
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"Well seeing as there are plenty of Hunter gatherers…
I’m off to top up my tan. I didn’t pack a bikini so I guess there will be no tan lines
And if I think I need to be productive later I shall set up a volleyball team.can i play??
Volleyball? Of course sweet,, i wont be long finishing off the pizza oven,,
Ohhhhh niiice well we need to get creative with all these dam pineapples,
I could set up a cock & pineapple ring hoopla competition?
I appear to have nominated myself as games coordinator
Beach rugby!"
Yes!!!!! Oh yummy scrum(my)
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