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This week I’m looking for……..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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……….. a lady who can pull a Christmas cracker with her fanny lips please. She must also be able to make good gravy for our Christmas dinner too.
Now I’m not too bothered about your tits this week but I must insist that you’ve tidied up downstairs before I lick you for hours and hours for your Christmas treat 
If this sounds like your cup of tea and you fit the bill then I’d love to hear from you so we can connect
Love and Peace  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can pull them with my ass cheeks if that counts "
Hhhhmmmm I don’t know as I wouldn’t know exactly where the crack came from when you pull the cracker  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can pull them with my ass cheeks if that counts
Hhhhmmmm I don’t know as I wouldn’t know exactly where the crack came from when you pull the cracker "
Ooo come on Rex don’t think I know give hafe a chance you blast the back doors off me before wipe a load on my face ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't think my fanny lips are meaty enough to grab hold, and my bush is a bit bushy currently...is that ok?  "
You can’t beat meaty pussy lips, I may have to pass on the lady garden though  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can pull them with my ass cheeks if that counts
Hhhhmmmm I don’t know as I wouldn’t know exactly where the crack came from when you pull the cracker
Ooo come on Rex don’t think I know give hafe a chance you blast the back doors off me before wipe a load on my face ha ha "
I can hear my sleigh bells ringing  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But I thought you were going to provide the gravy 
It’s been a tough week, there’s not much to go around
Maybe I'll scrape it off the curtains  "
A bit like OXO cubes then  |
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"I don't think my fanny lips are meaty enough to grab hold, and my bush is a bit bushy currently...is that ok?
You can’t beat meaty pussy lips, I may have to pass on the lady garden though "
I don't blame you, i wouldn't either.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can pull them with my ass cheeks if that counts
Hhhhmmmm I don’t know as I wouldn’t know exactly where the crack came from when you pull the cracker
Ooo come on Rex don’t think I know give hafe a chance you blast the back doors off me before wipe a load on my face ha ha
I can hear my sleigh bells ringing "
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Good sir! Thou hath inspired me!
I shall now go forth and direct a new porno flick featuring two sexy santa clad hot ladies pulling a cracker apart with only their hoo haa’s. It will be called, Cracker Sisters (a not so clever play on Scissor Sisters but hey - I’m only in it to make a fast buck after all) and will be available to download from various highly dubious and shady web sites |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I don't think my fanny lips are meaty enough to grab hold, and my bush is a bit bushy currently...is that ok?
You can’t beat meaty pussy lips, I may have to pass on the lady garden though
I don't blame you, i wouldn't either.."
There’s always next week to look forward to |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Good sir! Thou hath inspired me!
I shall now go forth and direct a new porno flick featuring two sexy santa clad hot ladies pulling a cracker apart with only their hoo haa’s. It will be called, Cracker Sisters (a not so clever play on Scissor Sisters but hey - I’m only in it to make a fast buck after all) and will be available to download from various highly dubious and shady web sites "
I think you should start a thread called ‘Which 2 forumites would you like to see’
Do it, do it, do it |
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"Good sir! Thou hath inspired me!
I shall now go forth and direct a new porno flick featuring two sexy santa clad hot ladies pulling a cracker apart with only their hoo haa’s. It will be called, Cracker Sisters (a not so clever play on Scissor Sisters but hey - I’m only in it to make a fast buck after all) and will be available to download from various highly dubious and shady web sites
I think you should start a thread called ‘Which 2 forumites would you like to see’
Do it, do it, do it "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Good sir! Thou hath inspired me!
I shall now go forth and direct a new porno flick featuring two sexy santa clad hot ladies pulling a cracker apart with only their hoo haa’s. It will be called, Cracker Sisters (a not so clever play on Scissor Sisters but hey - I’m only in it to make a fast buck after all) and will be available to download from various highly dubious and shady web sites
I think you should start a thread called ‘Which 2 forumites would you like to see’
Do it, do it, do it
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I’m waiting |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry I only know birds who can pull crackers with their arse cheeks. Sorry mate. Better luck next time.
The mr "
You’ll keep a look out though won’t you? |
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